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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never realised Hamsters had such long sharp teeth. my finger's bloody throbbing, evil thing , I was only changing his bedding and his water and food. Ungrateful twat

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes, they're little bastards.

Rats are far more interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, they're little bastards.

Rats are far more interesting "

Rats only live 2 years max and it's heartbreaking seeing an elderly animal unable to do things (18 months onwards).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, they're little bastards.

Rats are far more interesting "
Wish we still had our Python then he would know what it feels like

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wait til you get a female budgerigar latch onto yer nose

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I flung one across the room when I did my work experience cos it bit me (unconscious reaction to shake your finger) viscous bastards

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I flung one across the room when I did my work experience cos it bit me (unconscious reaction to shake your finger) viscous bastards "

Was there a minimum distance to get the job permanently?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I flung one across the room when I did my work experience cos it bit me (unconscious reaction to shake your finger) viscous bastards

Was there a minimum distance to get the job permanently? "

I didn't want it..... Weird place lol a parrot that came back from the dead, hamsters that ate their babies, the owner crushing move under his feet as he was on the phone and a creep assistant coming on to a girl in year 10 doing her work experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flung one across the room when I did my work experience cos it bit me (unconscious reaction to shake your finger) viscous bastards

Was there a minimum distance to get the job permanently? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think the hamster biting you had anything to do with karma?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"... Weird place lol a parrot that came back from the dead, hamsters that ate their babies, the owner crushing move under his feet as he was on the phone and a creep assistant coming on to a girl in year 10 doing her work experience "

You did work experience at Monty Python?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a scar on my finger from a hamster. He was called hanibal he was an evil little shit. But the hamster I had before him was called fluffy n that one used to sit in my exs shirt pocket. Xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you think the hamster biting you had anything to do with karma? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love animals but they don't seem to like me. I've been bitten by:

Hamsters

Guinea pigs

Rabbits

Cats

Dogs

A vole

A mole

Ferrets

Horses

An emu

A wild duck on the Farne Islands

A squirrel

A llama

Spiders

Pigs

Geese

Swans

Was also headbutted by a tup and went head-over-heels, pecked repeatedly by chickens and chased by cows and goats

Nell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think the hamster biting you had anything to do with karma?

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Quite possibly

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Never trust a hamster or a Nazi my nan always said..

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Ok, maybe she didn't say that about the hamsters, but she bloody should have... viscous little Bastards...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They put their nuts in their mouths .. good trick if you can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine escaped once and my mum sent the cat after it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit bite is worse. Hamster is still sore. Surprisingly a snake bite (non venomous obviously) hurts less

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bet no one has been bitten by a mile whilst telling their niece not to touch it because they bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamsters are right little cunts. We looked after my school hamster, Mike Tyson, one half term and he bit most of the family.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hamsters are right little cunts. We looked after my school hamster, Mike Tyson, one half term and he bit most of the family."

If only there had been some sort of clue as to its nature...

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Was his/her name SPG by any chance?

You've gotta think 'The Young Ones' to understand that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hamsters are right little cunts. We looked after my school hamster, Mike Tyson, one half term and he bit most of the family.

If only there had been some sort of clue as to its nature..."

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Hamsters are right little cunts. We looked after my school hamster, Mike Tyson, one half term and he bit most of the family."

i looked after a friends guinea pig put it in the shed overnight and it froze to death!!!!

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