FabSwingers.com forum: Professional?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see so many profiles saying they are Professional..What do you class as professional and would you class yourself as professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see so many profiles saying they are Professional..What do you class as professional and would you class yourself as professional

Professional is so beneath me... I'm upper class don't you know......

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I'm a wannabe professional perv, I'm getting quite good at it even if I say so myself

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

I don't earn Enoth to be professional lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional pervette!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I class myself as a professional because I have to pay sodding loads of money every year to a chartered institute. It's not particularly relevant to me on here so it's not something I have on my profile, but it doesn't put me off if others choose to describe themselves as such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably an office wanker like me!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

professional fuckwit here

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'm a professional wanker I'm very good at it I've got a new personal best of 2.3mins

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

We have had a few saying they are a doctor or an engineer as if they are trying to impress their way into bed... It's a total turn off for us.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

So good at swinging they charge for it.

Ie old pro.

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By *arker66Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Probably an office wanker like me!

Ruby"
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional procrastinater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a "profession", since it has no relevance to this site, it's not on our profile.

I imagine people put it up to attract those with whom they feel they will have more in common, no need for anyone to get uptight about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its pretetious shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's something I kind of scan over in a profile ... it's a bit of a cover all general term these days.

A persons profession, their social standing and their material wealth are not things I look for in a sex partner.

I'd be more interested that we had similar morals, ethics and outlook so that any pre-amble conversations were not uncomfortable.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I've always considered myself a working class oik, degenerating from a middle class up bringing. Was recently told however that my job qualified me as a "professional" in terms of being able to confirm a passport application. I feel so important, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a "profession", since it has no relevance to this site, it's not on our profile.

I imagine people put it up to attract those with whom they feel they will have more in common, no need for anyone to get uptight about it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have an Afro, Capri and a mate who does all the shooting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most are professional timewasters

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

As we're both retired we can't describe ourselves as professional.

I notice an awful lot of inverted snobbery around the word though.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I see so many profiles saying they are Professional..What do you class as professional and would you class yourself as professional

Bodie and Doyle would be classed as professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they shout 'cover me' at each other and run through puddles or do massive forward rolls with their flares flapping, on the way to meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a professional but people like me hold the very fabric of society together, without my type of job the country would go into meltdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony blair and his wife

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I used to be. However I much prefer my role for a charity. Its much nicer than standing in front of rich men in suits who thought little of everyone around them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Its pretetious shite"

You're not a professional then ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I used to be. However I much prefer my role for a charity. Its much nicer than standing in front of rich men in suits who thought little of everyone around them"

That's exactly what a charity is.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Someone who has to not only has to wear business dress to work but also compromising their true identity on here may affect their career and cast doubt over their professionalism and conduct.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've met some professionals. they tend to look like geeks and be alright in bed but chavs are more filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional pillock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see so many profiles saying they are Professional..What do you class as professional and would you class yourself as professional

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.......professional perv n builder n gentlemen and a g at your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see so many profiles saying they are Professional..What do you class as professional and would you class yourself as professional

Professional is so beneath me... I'm upper class don't you know......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've met some professionals. they tend to look like geeks and be alright in bed but chavs are more filthy."
........pmsl that's because they don't work n spend all day watching porn lol xx

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i've met some professionals. they tend to look like geeks and be alright in bed but chavs are more filthy.........pmsl that's because they don't work n spend all day watching porn lol xx "

yeah they do work, some of them.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Someone who has to not only has to wear business dress to work but also compromising their true identity on here may affect their career and cast doubt over their professionalism and conduct."

That's true, if I really was a "professional", I might have to give a shit about getting caught on here as a pose to working somewhere that there's so much shagging going on already that no one could really say anything if they found out.

I now realise how lucky I am to be unimportant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen on a lot of demanding profiles. Many seems to use it as a marker of ''I'm a professional. I want to harvest virtues that are connoted with that term so l look better. I don't meet plebs. Send me a witty message so I can enjoy a good guffaw"

Some people are impressed l suppose.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

If you have a profession, ie, a qualification, that makes you a professional or if you are employed to do a task as a job rather than as an amateur, that too makes you a professional,

Therefore, anyone in gainful employment can be classed as a professional, from a prostitute to a lawyer..

However, probably a bad choice of trades as both fuck people for money..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've seen on a lot of demanding profiles. Many seems to use it as a marker of ''I'm a professional. I want to harvest virtues that are connoted with that term so l look better. I don't meet plebs. Send me a witty message so I can enjoy a good guffaw"

Some people are impressed l suppose."

I think you read too much into one word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are impressed l suppose.

I think you read too much into one word."

I read a lot into reactions to that one word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are impressed l suppose.

I think you read too much into one word.

I read a lot into reactions to that one word..."

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recognised professional is someone who can countersign your passport applications. Useful to know a few well!

accountant

airline pilot

articled clerk of a limited company

assurance agent of recognised company

bank/building society official

barrister

chairman/director of limited company

chiropodist

commissioner for oaths

councillor, eg local or county

civil servant (permanent)

dentist

doctors

director/manager/personnel officer of a VAT-registered company

engineer - with professional qualifications

financial services intermediary, eg a stockbroker or insurance broker

fire service official

funeral director

insurance agent (full time) of a recognised company

journalist

Justice of the Peace

legal secretary - fellow or associate member of the Institute of Legal Secretaries and PAs

licensee of public house

local government officer

manager/personnel officer of a limited company

member, associate or fellow of a professional body

Member of Parliament

Merchant Navy officer

minister of a recognised religion - including Christian Science

nurse - RGN or RMN

officer of the armed services

optician

paralegal - certified paralegal, qualified paralegal or associate member of the Institute of Paralegals

person with honours, eg an OBE or MBE

pharmacist

photographer - professional

police officer

Post Office official

president/secretary of a recognised organisation

Salvation Army officer

social worker

solicitor

surveyor

teacher, lecturer

trade union officer

travel agent - qualified

valuer or auctioneer - fellows and associate members of the incorporated society

Warrant Officers and Chief Petty Officers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the go-to passport signing person among my group of friends, because no one can ever be arsed to read past the first one on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the go-to passport signing person among my group of friends, because no one can ever be arsed to read past the first one on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A recognised professional is someone who can countersign your passport applications. Useful to know a few well!

accountant

airline pilot

articled clerk of a limited company

assurance agent of recognised company

bank/building society official

barrister

chairman/director of limited company

chiropodist

commissioner for oaths

councillor, eg local or county

civil servant (permanent)

dentist

doctors

director/manager/personnel officer of a VAT-registered company

engineer - with professional qualifications

financial services intermediary, eg a stockbroker or insurance broker

fire service official

funeral director

insurance agent (full time) of a recognised company

journalist

Justice of the Peace

legal secretary - fellow or associate member of the Institute of Legal Secretaries and PAs

licensee of public house

local government officer

manager/personnel officer of a limited company

member, associate or fellow of a professional body

Member of Parliament

Merchant Navy officer

minister of a recognised religion - including Christian Science

nurse - RGN or RMN

officer of the armed services

optician

paralegal - certified paralegal, qualified paralegal or associate member of the Institute of Paralegals

person with honours, eg an OBE or MBE

pharmacist

photographer - professional

police officer

Post Office official

president/secretary of a recognised organisation

Salvation Army officer

social worker

solicitor

surveyor

teacher, lecturer

trade union officer

travel agent - qualified

valuer or auctioneer - fellows and associate members of the incorporated society

Warrant Officers and Chief Petty Officers

Who knew it, I'm a pro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! Anyone want a passport countersigned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay! Anyone want a passport countersigned?

Seriously though - if a dick like me is deemed worthy enough to countersign anything important we're all screwed.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm so happy to be part of the professional team. Now I can really piss people off with my profile.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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how the fuck is Salvation Army officer a profession(al)?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I know my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify, I'm not lumping wealthy people with those that use "Professional" on a profile for points with other pretensious people.

As the list of Professionals shows, many aren't well paying.

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"I have a "profession", since it has no relevance to this site, it's not on our profile.

I imagine people put it up to attract those with whom they feel they will have more in common, no need for anyone to get uptight about it."

Very true

Indeed, well said

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"A recognised professional is someone who can countersign your passport applications. Useful to know a few well!

accountant

airline pilot

articled clerk of a limited company

assurance agent of recognised company

bank/building society official

barrister

chairman/director of limited company

chiropodist

commissioner for oaths

councillor, eg local or county

civil servant (permanent)

dentist

doctors

director/manager/personnel officer of a VAT-registered company

engineer - with professional qualifications

financial services intermediary, eg a stockbroker or insurance broker

fire service official

funeral director

insurance agent (full time) of a recognised company

journalist

Justice of the Peace

legal secretary - fellow or associate member of the Institute of Legal Secretaries and PAs

licensee of public house

local government officer

manager/personnel officer of a limited company

member, associate or fellow of a professional body

Member of Parliament

Merchant Navy officer

minister of a recognised religion - including Christian Science

nurse - RGN or RMN

officer of the armed services

optician

paralegal - certified paralegal, qualified paralegal or associate member of the Institute of Paralegals

person with honours, eg an OBE or MBE

pharmacist

photographer - professional

police officer

Post Office official

president/secretary of a recognised organisation

Salvation Army officer

social worker

solicitor

surveyor

teacher, lecturer

trade union officer

travel agent - qualified

valuer or auctioneer - fellows and associate members of the incorporated society

Warrant Officers and Chief Petty Officers

I'm not on this list but am apparently still eligible.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Put 'professional' into the forum search button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A recognised professional is someone who can countersign your passport applications. Useful to know a few well!

accountant

airline pilot

articled clerk of a limited company

assurance agent of recognised company

bank/building society official

barrister

chairman/director of limited company

chiropodist

commissioner for oaths

councillor, eg local or county

civil servant (permanent)

dentist

doctors

director/manager/personnel officer of a VAT-registered company

engineer - with professional qualifications

financial services intermediary, eg a stockbroker or insurance broker

fire service official

funeral director

insurance agent (full time) of a recognised company

journalist

Justice of the Peace

legal secretary - fellow or associate member of the Institute of Legal Secretaries and PAs

licensee of public house

local government officer

manager/personnel officer of a limited company

member, associate or fellow of a professional body

Member of Parliament

Merchant Navy officer

minister of a recognised religion - including Christian Science

nurse - RGN or RMN

officer of the armed services

optician

paralegal - certified paralegal, qualified paralegal or associate member of the Institute of Paralegals

person with honours, eg an OBE or MBE

pharmacist

photographer - professional

police officer

Post Office official

president/secretary of a recognised organisation

Salvation Army officer

social worker

solicitor

surveyor

teacher, lecturer

trade union officer

travel agent - qualified

valuer or auctioneer - fellows and associate members of the incorporated society

Warrant Officers and Chief Petty Officers

I'm not on this list but am apparently still eligible. "

Bloody government websites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the list. I've had a run of signing passport photos for friends recently.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

"Put 'professional' into the forum search button.

Professional cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional monkey,I love my work but it pays peanuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay! Anyone want a passport countersigned?

Seriously though - if a dick like me is deemed worthy enough to countersign anything important we're all screwed."

Same here! I signed my ex's passport and it will expire this year in June, glad he's not able to have anymore holidays from something I helped him get!

I'm still able to sign passports and now I only work on reception in a gym but I'm still employed by bcbc which is the council, and still classed as a civil servant. I've been a civil servant for the last 12 years, DWP, HMP and now CBC.

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Professional is a less self consious way of saying middle class. It inferrs a certain social status, with out the perceived vulgarity of implying wealth. It indicates engagement/partipation with the knowledge economy and hence a certain intellectual cachet. To some extent class is becomming less about wealth and more about influence and participation with the sharing and generation of knowledge.

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