FabSwingers.com forum: Sarcasm is the lowest form

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

of wit, and if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything, something you lot should learn me thinks

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Awwwwww Kev what a nice thing to say

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You ok hun?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

whats wit

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You ok hun?"

I think someone has pissed him off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You ok hun?

I think someone has pissed him off

He is being a twat

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

I'll bloody poke you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

I'll bloody poke you

That maybe the wrong way round

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

I'll bloody poke you

That maybe the wrong way round

Strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

I'll bloody poke you

There are peeps who would pay good money to watch you do that....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry I was just being daft as normal and poking fun at myself

I'll bloody poke you

There are peeps who would pay good money to watch you do that....

How much?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

wait til i get my popcorn and vodka and then you can commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with or without lube?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"with or without lube?

I'll give him the choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just blowing up the rubber ring incase he has a death wish this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for fecks sake is it something I said or did ? everyone has a go at Kev for nothing

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"with or without lube?

I'll give him the choice

Without

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"with or without lube?

I'll give him the choice

why not try both ..without 1st hehehehehe

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"for fecks sake is it something I said or did ? everyone has a go at Kev for nothing

aww come and ill give you boobie hugs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"for fecks sake is it something I said or did ? everyone has a go at Kev for nothing

Ohhh didums here is your dummy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"for fecks sake is it something I said or did ? everyone has a go at Kev for nothing

Oh hun, I'll be as gentle with you as you'll be with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..........and a bag of frozen peas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

So you don;t want to be gentle with me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So you don;t want to be gentle with me

Kev and gentle in the same sentence.. hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you don;t want to be gentle with me

only at first, then it's wrestle mania

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So you don;t want to be gentle with me

only at first, then it's wrestle mania

You're on

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?"

psssst, dont forget to pack the strapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Right I'm getting a flight instead, I'll pop into Lidl for your treats first though

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

psssst, dont forget to pack the strapon

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh that was gonna be a surprise

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?"

jump on the back of kevs bike

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?"

jump on the back of kevs bike

i want dom periogn(however its spelt) belguim chocs and white roses ...lidls dont stock any of those

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wait til i get my popcorn and vodka and then you can commence

Paint woman, PAINT.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Nah go for Louis Roederer Crystal, only £150 per bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

Hell you guessed, where is Kev btw

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Nah go for Louis Roederer Crystal, only £150 per bottle

that sounds better

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

now where did dirty gertie go i wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter"

You and you bloody choppers

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wait til i get my popcorn and vodka and then you can commence

Paint woman, PAINT."

oh body paint or choc paint

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

You and you bloody choppers

Oh yes, ready when you are

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

You and you bloody choppers

Oh yes, ready when you are

if your both really quick you can help me decorate

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

You and you bloody choppers

Oh yes, ready when you are

if your both really quick you can help me decorate

I know how much you have been looking forward, wouldn't dream of interfering............... well not with the decorating anyway

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

You and you bloody choppers

Oh yes, ready when you are

if your both really quick you can help me decorate

I know how much you have been looking forward, wouldn't dream of interfering............... well not with the decorating anyway

but but but .... the quicker i finish ..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you can all sod off I'm going for the boobie hug

Dear Stenna line please book Kev and his Bike onto tonights Ferry, make it the quick one

dont forget the champers,chocs and flowers and none of those cheap ones either

Can I come too?

jump on the back of kevs bike

Oh I'd love to jump on the back of Kev

good position for the strap on hehehehe

All flights and Ferry crossings have been cancelled for some reason

I have a friend with a copter

You and you bloody choppers

Oh yes, ready when you are

if your both really quick you can help me decorate

I know how much you have been looking forward, wouldn't dream of interfering............... well not with the decorating anyway

but but but .... the quicker i finish ..

If I came over you'd never get it done

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

its not getting done anyway at this rate .... keep getting distracted lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"its not getting done anyway at this rate .... keep getting distracted lol

Won't ask who by?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have been sarcastic ..

maybe once, at a push,.. twice.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"of wit, and if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything, something you lot should learn me thinks

thats me fucked then... can I replace sarcasm with "withering irony" instead...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

and before someone asks... i was being sarcast..... oh shit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wait til i get my popcorn and vodka and then you can commence

for some reason i never hear this being said as popcorn...more like cockporn...heyho...I'm twisted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and before someone asks... i was being sarcast..... oh shit!!!!

Ha ha No probs Fabio.... We are used to your whini... Oops... shining wit...

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"and before someone asks... i was being sarcast..... oh shit!!!!

Ha ha No probs Fabio.... We are used to your whini... Oops... shining wit...

Oh my if wit were shit you wouldn't be constipated

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