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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best excuse you have had off a guy that can't get it up.

'It's the Coke' he said 'it's not you' as I got dressed and flounced out of the room. I did actually flounce, slam the door, flounce as far as the hotel lobby.

Then stalked back angrily because I had forgot my jacket.

'I know it's not fucking me, hope your nose rots off'

Them flounce number 2 while seeing who I knew who lived nearby might let me crash out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just nerves

They usually say they are new to all this and nervous

Condoms is another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually just nerves

They usually say they are new to all this and nervous

Condoms is another one"

The condom one I've had loads of times I put it on with my mouth and that ends that squabble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two men I've met, neither from this site, have had problems getting an erection, but I didn't flounce out like a bitch and they both became hard because I didn't put any pressure on them to "fuck me now"

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

My cock doesn't like condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two men I've met, neither from this site, have had problems getting an erection, but I didn't flounce out like a bitch and they both became hard because I didn't put any pressure on them to "fuck me now"

I would never get pissed off at a guy for not being able to get errect, it happens, however if they admitted to snorting while on a meet woth me i would be out the door so quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a problem getting erect but I find it hard to climax after a few drinks.

It made me feel like a stud when I was younger but I just find it frustrating now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would never get pissed off at a guy for not being able to get errect, it happens, however if they admitted to snorting while on a meet woth me i would be out the door so quick"

I was more angry about the drugs, I was looking at a 2 year custodial in her magestics glass house and a dishonourable discharge if I ever got found out or caught doing those sort of meetings.

I could do without a monkey adding a possession charge onto it as well.

I was also pretty pissed off it was my one weekend off that month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never get pissed off at a guy for not being able to get errect, it happens, however if they admitted to snorting while on a meet woth me i would be out the door so quick

I was more angry about the drugs, I was looking at a 2 year custodial in her magestics glass house and a dishonourable discharge if I ever got found out or caught doing those sort of meetings.

I could do without a monkey adding a possession charge onto it as well.

I was also pretty pissed off it was my one weekend off that month.

Yeah, I'd have walked out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best excuse you have had off a guy that can't get it up.

'It's the Coke' he said 'it's not you' as I got dressed and flounced out of the room. I did actually flounce, slam the door, flounce as far as the hotel lobby.

Then stalked back angrily because I had forgot my jacket.

'I know it's not fucking me, hope your nose rots off'

Them flounce number 2 while seeing who I knew who lived nearby might let me crash out.

The moral of this story is don't drink too many fizzy drinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would never get pissed off at a guy for not being able to get errect, it happens, however if they admitted to snorting while on a meet woth me i would be out the door so quick

I was more angry about the drugs, I was looking at a 2 year custodial in her magestics glass house and a dishonourable discharge if I ever got found out or caught doing those sort of meetings.

I could do without a monkey adding a possession charge onto it as well.

I was also pretty pissed off it was my one weekend off that month.

Yeah, I'd have walked out too"

I would have decked him but I'm to adorable for that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Were they Tractor Bois?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a really good lover without penetrative sex...never promise anything, other than a good laugh and company.In saying that sometimes I surprise myself.I find if I'm licking I tend to get hard again after I've came or exhausted myself lol..of course a lot of it will be due to how I perceive my meets enjoyment.

I've grown not to like much pressurizing to perform(that kind of voice telling you when n what to do).People being too serious dont help either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't you notice it was snowing whilst in his company?...or did you just turn up at a hotel door, to meet a complete stranger? Or option 3?.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I think "excuse" is the wrong word to use here. But men do have reasons for it. It's mainly nerves i think. I've only had it happen once. He was hard as a rock until it came to putting condom on. Nothing helped. He'd had a few beers as well so i don't think that helped. But we just kind of ignored it and had fun in other ways. I'm lucky hubby was so there i didn't miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens - mainly on meets where it just isn't working

e.g. when they just aren't as good as you expected like being too rough, too eager, crap blow jobs, don't look as good undressed as they do dressed - there's a whole multitude of reasons

We just aren't sexually compatible with everyone or with every situation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I drink red bull instead of

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

I get bored very easily when this happens but smile politely and And say don't worry it happens

thank god it was just the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened to me twice about 10 years ago. Once because the girl resisted all my advances for so long during a meet (we were laid on my bed watching TV), that by the time she decided she did want some, my confidence was gone.

The other time was with a girl who I'd just started seeing and we were trying to have fun on her inflatable love couch. Back then I was inexperienced and this was out of the norm for me, so I struggled with nerves. Luckily she saw what was happening, slowed things down and concentrated on things that always got me turned on, like kissing and touching. Sure enough, I got hard and then we could christen the love couch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard an 'excuse' for not being erect just the truth.

I find the ability to talk / chat / laugh / relax and focus on something else generally helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had a problem getting erect but I find it hard to climax after a few drinks.

It made me feel like a stud when I was younger but I just find it frustrating now."

You're not alone Lib, I have this problem at times and it can make a meet go off a little I've found as the other person sometimes feels like they've let you down. And that feels shit as I never feel let down by my partner, I feel like I let them down when I don't cum for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sleep with the age demographic that suffers from erectile problems so I'm yet to encounter anyone that can't get hard. I'd probably take it personally though, I feel a bit slighted if a guy can last longer than a minute the first time he fucks me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happened to me a few times - and with men different ages as, believe it or not, there's no one set "age demographic" who can experience it.

They don't have to make an excuse to me, because I'm not such a bitch that I can't appreciate that sometimes it just isn't happening and it's no ones fault.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It's happened to me a few times - and with men different ages as, believe it or not, there's no one set "age demographic" who can experience it.

They don't have to make an excuse to me, because I'm not such a bitch that I can't appreciate that sometimes it just isn't happening and it's no ones fault. "

Pretty much what I was going to say. I've thumbed in a softie when I was a teenager, and I've impressed myself with the size of my tumescemce in my 30s. I don't think you can put wet rope in an age bracket, shit just happens sometimes.

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