FabSwingers.com forum: Holey!

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really eat much bread, but when I do it tends to be fluffy and thick.

So I'm not quite holey enough for a halo.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't really eat much bread, but when I do it tends to be fluffy and thick.

So I'm not quite holey enough for a halo.

Fluffy and thick bread? It sounds more like a marshmallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get wholly annoyed with holey bread!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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Now there's a hole in the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get wholly annoyed with holey bread!"

Nice fix

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Like a good spread on mine

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

It's holey because they try and " prove " it quicker by adding more yeast than they should therefore it creates more air holes in the bread

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I get wholly annoyed with holey bread!"

I a tad annoyed when the yolk of my friend egg dribbled through a hole and onto my clean shirt.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Crumpets

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's holey because they try and " prove " it quicker by adding more yeast than they should therefore it creates more air holes in the bread

That and the extra gluten. They charge extra for the holes.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch all the little holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I neither buy nor eat bread anymore so I'm not holey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

what about pikelets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get wholly annoyed with holey bread!

Nice fix

Thanks...I thought it as I pressed "post message" and I couldn't let it go!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

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any hole's a goal

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

what about pikelets?

Crumpets have have been punched so hard they flatten?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?"

Have you tried eating holey Swiss cheese with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?"

This is why I gave up buying Aeros.

#greatchocolatecon

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Don't eat bread now

But I am still quite Holy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?

Have you tried eating holey Swiss cheese with it?

I could try lining up the holes and then I could look through my sandwich.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Don't eat bread now

But I am still quite Holy "

I should give it up but sourdough seems to calm my tummy.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?

Have you tried eating holey Swiss cheese with it?

I could try lining up the holes and then I could look through my sandwich.

A useful sandwich-holding thumbhole...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?"

Try gluten free bread next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me?

Holy?

They kicked me out of heaven remember.....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back"

The giant crumpets are great but it's not quite the same as crumpet bread.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?

Try gluten free bread next time

That would help me give up bread for good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco in store bakery

Cranberry, raisin and cashew bread

Lightly toasted

Buttered

OMFG

Food heaven x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back

The giant crumpets are great but it's not quite the same as crumpet bread."

Also, slightly off topic one can now buy crustless loaves..

What's that about?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Me?

Holy?

They kicked me out of heaven remember....."

Fallen angels are still angels.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not holy or wholly but holes in your bread.

I buy a sourdough bread but it's so full of holes that sometimes bits fall through when I make a sandwich. And, it costs more than the no-holes bread.

How holey are you?

Try gluten free bread next time

That would help me give up bread for good.

Yes it works

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back

The giant crumpets are great but it's not quite the same as crumpet bread.

Also, slightly off topic one can now buy crustless loaves..

What's that about?"

I know! It makes no sense to me.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back

The giant crumpets are great but it's not quite the same as crumpet bread.

Also, slightly off topic one can now buy crustless loaves..

What's that about?

I know! It makes no sense to me.

It's mad

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Crumpets

Hmmm, crumpet bread.

One can now get giant crumpets, and there's a muffin to have as a fall back

The giant crumpets are great but it's not quite the same as crumpet bread.

Also, slightly off topic one can now buy crustless loaves..

What's that about?

I know! It makes no sense to me.

It's mad

Ideal if on a soft diet... No crusts allowed

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

the value of holes...a very FAB topic

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Tesco in store bakery

Cranberry, raisin and cashew bread

Lightly toasted

Buttered

OMFG

Food heaven x"

That sounds gorgeous

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cinnamon bagels have just one large hole .. and taste great toasted and spread with butter

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I like cheese on toast best when it's made with paninis because they're holey

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Crumpets.

That is all.

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