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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Leave all your money to me. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink eye can be fatal, it's been good knowing you

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yes! Leave all your money to me. xxx"

All them zeros it might take a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink eye?

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By *at1sevCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Maybe you scratched your butthole and then your eyes

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love "

Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Pink eye?"

Pink would be fine it's literally blood red. It's a new 1 on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love

Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while "

Heading for footy.way they're playing I think i'll be crying in me bevvie by end of day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love "

I've just got back from a day out in Liverpool...

yes bladey...leave me your money

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out."

Your having a giggle surly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes! Leave all your money to me. xxx

All them zeros it might take a while "

Good boy. Xxx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out.

Your having a giggle surly "

Nope. I'm not saying that's what it is by the way, but if you haven't recently done anything to your eye then its something on the inside.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love

Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while

Heading for footy.way they're playing I think i'll be crying in me bevvie by end of day"

Well I'm here for any needed condolences just because I'm good like that

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Don't be karking it Bladey-boo til you've taken that hard hat pic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely fatal bladey!

It starts with your eye falling out, then a limb or two - eventually your head will fall off.

You might as well spend all the money now before you're headless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will "

you sure its not hang over eye?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out.

Your having a giggle surly

Nope. I'm not saying that's what it is by the way, but if you haven't recently done anything to your eye then its something on the inside."

Not done a thing to it. Can't be a stroke I've not got time for 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a mini stroke or high blood pressure. Either way, needs to be checked by your gp.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Don't worry too much about it, it's called subconjunctival haemorrhage.

So long as you're not experiencing any changes in your vision it's nothing to worry about. It's just one small blood vessel has burst flooding the surface of the eye with blood.

So long as you don't suffer from high blood pressure or hyperlipidemia you're fine to go about your daily life.

If however, you do experience change in vision straight to a&e, if you do have those listed conditions consult your go in the next week or two. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love

Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while

Heading for footy.way they're playing I think i'll be crying in me bevvie by end of day

Well I'm here for any needed condolences just because I'm good like that "

Sure be a gonner remember

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will "

Don't no about updateing your will but I think you shood see a doctor as it don't sound helthey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love

I've just got back from a day out in Liverpool...

yes bladey...leave me your money "

Oh pity it weren't next week.we could have met for bevvy

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By *at1sevCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

It was nice to meet you OP. Hope you had a good life... What's your last wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be a mini stroke or high blood pressure. Either way, needs to be checked by your gp. "

Or specsavers they will see in an emergency. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink eye?

Pink would be fine it's literally blood red. It's a new 1 on me "

Does it hurt? Cos pink eye stings lots.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke yourself in the other one. At least you'll have a matching pair then

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't be karking it Bladey-boo til you've taken that hard hat pic!! "

Told you I'm game if you are

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will "

Is yr will a doctor?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will "

It's a burst blood vessel. I had it a couple of weeks ago. Can happen from coughing or sneezing, etc. Should clear up in a week or so. If it persists see an optician or doctor.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"Just court a glimpse of myself walking past a mirror and the white of 1 of my eyes is blood red. It wasn't that way this morning I've not done anything to it and it's not hurting. What's that all about should I update my will "

I had this once. I had spent the whole day crying and it just happened. It didn't hurt and cleared up after a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've burst a blood vessel. Nothing to worry about but get to a Dr just to be sure

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Most likely cause is a burst blood vessel, looks unsightly but will clear up on its own within a week.

However, if you notice any problems with your vision, increase in floaters, any flashing lights, curtains or cobwebs in your vision, significant pain or have had any trauma to your eye/face then head straight to the eye casualty department of your local hospital.

If you go to your opticians they will triage you and tell you the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat Aids

You're fucked.

You're head will shrink, left ear will turn 180 degrees and your willy will drop off.

Listen for the extra "splash " next time you sit down for 5 minutes.

You're backwards ear is genetically engineered for this.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Don't be karking it Bladey-boo til you've taken that hard hat pic!!

Told you I'm game if you are "

I'd need two hard hats!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't be karking it Bladey-boo til you've taken that hard hat pic!!

Told you I'm game if you are

I'd need two hard hats!"

Think I can cover that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your eye ok now bladey? Xxx

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You've just bust a small blood vessel, coughing, sneezing,over zealous wanking, straining while having a dump..all possible candidates for its cause.

It's a common divers barotrauma injury from too much equalising.

If it doesn't clear in a few days or your vision alters, get it checked by an optician.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is your eye ok now bladey? Xxx"

No different the white is just completely bright red but I've had my bp checked it's high but not ridiculously so hopefully I'll live

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"You've just bust a small blood vessel, coughing, sneezing,over zealous wanking, straining while having a dump..all possible candidates for its cause.

It's a common divers barotrauma injury from too much equalising.

If it doesn't clear in a few days or your vision alters, get it checked by an optician.

"

Your avatar cracks me up

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