FabSwingers.com forum: Solutions needed.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Assisted living?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out in stealth mode ...check if anyone is looking ..then run for it ..get what you need and back

Hoping Noone has seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls. "

Post a meet, get a guy to help you.

I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Go out in stealth mode ...check if anyone is looking ..then run for it ..get what you need and back

Hoping Noone has seen

I'd have to take my slippers off n my feet are cosy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Assisted living?"

What's that ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls.

Post a meet, get a guy to help you.

I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.

High price to pay........ and I want the stuff from my car now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls. "

Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Put your wellies on top of your giant slippers... throw a bag on your head with holes cut for eyes so you can see and run like a ninja!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Assisted living?

What's that ?"

I think they're like live-in servants? Probably would take longer to arrange than you're willing to wait though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrier bags over your slippers and close your eyes - no one can see you when you've got your eyes shut

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A risky one but....

Call the cops and report a disturbance up the road form you. When they arrive with blues and twos going use the distraction to nip out.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls.

Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done."

Nothing short of fooking genius.

Knit us a balaclava luv xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Put your wellies on top of your giant slippers... throw a bag on your head with holes cut for eyes so you can see and run like a ninja!

A home made plastic balaclava....... Don't think it's not coming off .....cos it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls.

Post a meet, get a guy to help you.

I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.

High price to pay........ and I want the stuff from my car now. "

Who said anything about offering services, just a cuppa maybe, possible hand job at the most.

Some guys love the tousled morning look.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Carrier bags over your slippers and close your eyes - no one can see you when you've got your eyes shut

Ginger "

Utter fucking entrepreneureureeshi..... clever thinking !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls. "

Put yer wellies on and go out with chutzpah!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I used to keep my horses with an old biddy who used to don a dressing gown, wellies, and barbour hat and go out and feed all the horses first thing every morning - I wanna be like her when I grow old!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a robe over your pjs and tie platics bags around your slippers. Then go out to your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assisted living?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrier bags over your slippers and close your eyes - no one can see you when you've got your eyes shut

Ginger "

I should read the whole thread before I answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your slippers off, go to your car barefoot, styling it out as you walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face should scare everyone away.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can I just be a pain in the arse and highlight that a solution is a compound made by mixing something with water.

Like the preparation for my hangover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be a pain in the arse and highlight that a solution is a compound made by mixing something with water.

Like the preparation for my hangover..."

Will you be following up with an explanation of super saturation?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Your face should scare everyone away. "

It's inside a carrier bag. Mind you it is a Lidl one....... p'raps I should swap to Waitrose.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Can I just be a pain in the arse and highlight that a solution is a compound made by mixing something with water.

Like the preparation for my hangover..."

Of course you can be a pain in the arse. We'd never ask you to be someone else xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Plastic bags over the duvet slippers ? perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls. "

Put plastic bags over the slippers.

Hat over the face.

Bathrobe on.

Run for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your face should scare everyone away.

It's inside a carrier bag. Mind you it is a Lidl one....... p'raps I should swap to Waitrose. "

Why not wrap yourself in a bin bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know. Cut holes for your feet in your wheelie bin and slowly scoot yourself to your car; peering out of the lid every so often, to check the coast is clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know. Cut holes for your feet in your wheelie bin and slowly scoot yourself to your car; peering out of the lid every so often, to check the coast is clear. "

Brilliant.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Big parka with the hood up

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Assisted living?"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Go bacn to sleep for 6 hours, then go out in the dark

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I know. Cut holes for your feet in your wheelie bin and slowly scoot yourself to your car; peering out of the lid every so often, to check the coast is clear. "

K. The bin is by the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility cloak or just stick your sunglasses on, no one will recognise you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls.

Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done.

Nothing short of fooking genius.

Knit us a balaclava luv xx "

Knit one/purl one. Bare with me....be ready in 10 ....months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.

I want something from my car.

I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.

I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.

Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Just imagine you've done it then make a cup of tea, turn the heating on and put your feet up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I got dressed.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I got dressed. "

Quitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the car. Nobody would give a fuck what someone looks like at home on a weekend morning. And the ones who do don't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the car. Nobody would give a fuck what someone looks like at home on a weekend morning. And the ones who do don't matter."

Umm, what? I judge the shit out of my neighbours. Scruffy bastards.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I got dressed.

Quitter!

Those six strides to the door looked impassable ...... until I was resplendent

Long live high standards and low necklines !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the car. Nobody would give a fuck what someone looks like at home on a weekend morning. And the ones who do don't matter.

Umm, what? I judge the shit out of my neighbours. Scruffy bastards."

Weekend morning.

You wouldn't be up, dressed, make-up on, hair blow dried, fed and judging by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrier bags over your slippers and close your eyes - no one can see you when you've got your eyes shut

Ginger "

That's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink 20 cans of supermarket label lager. You won't give a shit what people think.

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