FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in a lovely mood today so who want's a Coffee whilst I'm making one, I don't often offer to make them

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One sugar, milk please.

Do you have hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right Tea and Hobnobs from the shop, I'll send the office girl oh I can't she left, nipping to the shop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love one please, white no sugar, i've got the cutard creams to go with it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love one please, white no sugar, i've got the cutard creams to go with it...

Nice to see someone not free loading like those 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love one please, white no sugar, i've got the cutard creams to go with it...

Nice to see someone not free loading like those 2

i dont like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Typical,I just made myself one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love one please, white no sugar, i've got the cutard creams to go with it...

Nice to see someone not free loading like those 2

i dont like coffee

I'll get some bags just for you love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love one please, white no sugar, i've got the cutard creams to go with it...

Nice to see someone not free loading like those 2

i dont like coffee

I'll get some bags just for you love

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tea, milk and no sugar, I'm sweet enough

Plain Chocolate Digestives, McVities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMMM now thats what you call yummy ...plain choc digestives...mmmm

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Double expresso, no biccies required

Oh and thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot chocolate for me kev please with cream & marshmallows

ta your a luvvie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good old dunk so yes please black and strong like me men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You buggers all these drinks and no one's turned up

pig out on Biccies coming up

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"You buggers all these drinks and no one's turned up

pig out on Biccies coming up

I've got lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buggers all these drinks and no one's turned up

pig out on Biccies coming up

ive some of those caramel digestives mmmmmm i'll share with you in return for a massage

my shoulders are aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knocked you didnt answer the door!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You buggers all these drinks and no one's turned up

pig out on Biccies coming up

I've got lost

Put Costanothing into your Satnav, it will bring you right here, are you any good at filing and I don't mean yer toe nails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knocked you didnt answer the door!!!!! lol"

I was hiding as you had a whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thats only at weekends....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no thats only at weekends....

Phew !

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

kev..... just milk thanks am sweet enough

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"You buggers all these drinks and no one's turned up

pig out on Biccies coming up

I've got lost

Put Costanothing into your Satnav, it will bring you right here, are you any good at filing and I don't mean yer toe nails

Am good at filing, and putting things in order too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Millicano for me please and a cpl of fingers to dunk

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Millicano for me please and a cpl of fingers to dunk

Oooooooooooooooooh Cadburys Chocolate Fingers, yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who mentions cadburies

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"who mentions cadburies

or chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres my hot chocolate, put my order in 30mins ago now...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who mentions cadburies

or chocolate?"

Exactly

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Bit late - and can I have tea, white, no sugar, please - but I've got freshly baked lemon drizzle cake and choc chip muffins with me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you owe me a cup anyway Kev

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i'll have a cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep tea here too please xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

i do a good cuppa, in a fine china mug

pot for 3 too, with biccies for the half time change of ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

0800 69696969

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

your kettle has a name???? weirdo!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

0800 69696969"

you did well to get that number, any number posted.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

0800 69696969"

Just phoned that number and someone told me ta suck off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh dont forget me... whatever youre making -no sugar (sweet enough..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

0800 69696969

you did well to get that number, any number posted."

opps

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

Hang on a bit ill make ya one

Now what was the number fa sleasy jet again?? xx

0800 69696969

Just phoned that number and someone told me ta suck off xx

cheeky gits .. did you ring the right number though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

Yes and low calorie

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

Yes and low calorie

happy days ... just started diet today

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

Yes and low calorie

happy days ... just started diet today

Excercise is better!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

Yes and low calorie

happy days ... just started diet today

Excercise is better!"

oh ive been exercising all weekend

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"wheres has kev gone, i want me cuppa tea

I'm boiling a hugh kettle now, yours is a special brew

oh i like special brew, oh hold on what sort of special

Extra special

is it safe to drink

Yes and low calorie

happy days ... just started diet today

Excercise is better!

oh ive been exercising all weekend

and decorating is good excercise all that bending and stretching,

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nice to see people doing some work rather than be on the forums....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Nice to see people doing some work rather than be on the forums....

are you a figment of my imagination

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nice to see people doing some work rather than be on the forums....

are you a figment of my imagination

Yes I am, I am not here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redbush for me please, haven't d*unk coffee since before Lent

no milk or sugar but a biscuit would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

76 Coffee's and 43 Tea's coming up, a bucket of biccies but Laine can't have one unless she replies in here

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

about time, and no biccie for me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"about time, and no biccie for me

Or me cos I'm on the red wine lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

Or me cos I'm on the red wine lol"

have you any rose?then ill have aglass as well

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"about time, and no biccie for me

Or me cos I'm on the red wine lol

have you any rose?then ill have aglass as well

Red, Rose, white and champagne

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

Or me cos I'm on the red wine lol

have you any rose?then ill have aglass as well

Red, Rose, white and champagne"

rose or champers ...you choose

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody time wasters, I have an Office full of beverages now and not one of you turned up, I feel a single Guy rant coming on

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please.."

If you find any send it my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please..

If you find any send it my way

Oh I feel a hell of a party in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks its gotta taste better then 5hour old cold coffee...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

Its nice to be nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please..

If you find any send it my way

Oh I feel a hell of a party in August

Ohhhhhhhhhh yes mrs its party time

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please..

If you find any send it my way

Oh I feel a hell of a party in August

Ohhhhhhhhhh yes mrs its party time

wooo hooooo i likey party's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i come i like a good party!!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

but im like the bad penny that keeps turning up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

Your secret safe with me sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

hes joining mushy at the kennels

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i've gone past the coffee stage now too is there any Vodka???? please..

If you find any send it my way

Oh I feel a hell of a party in August

Ohhhhhhhhhh yes mrs its party time

wooo hooooo i likey party's

Premier Inn, yes let's go for it

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

Your secret safe with me sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

glad to hear

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

hes joining mushy at the kennels

He don't have to buy any window cleaner for his house he can just lick them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

Your secret safe with me sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

glad to hear

I was looking forward to the Irish lilt tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

hes joining mushy at the kennels

He don't have to buy any window cleaner for his house he can just lick them

but you can lick yer elbows

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

hes joining mushy at the kennels

He don't have to buy any window cleaner for his house he can just lick them

as long as there not left streaky

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about time, and no biccie for me

He is lazy

ive noticed 5hrs to make a cuppa

Too busy wanking over his bikes

bloody typical man

Is your Satnav bust this is the English forum

my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

No wonder we got rid of you then

Kev is in one of his special moods today

hes joining mushy at the kennels

He don't have to buy any window cleaner for his house he can just lick them

as long as there not left streaky

Nahhhhhh

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

Your secret safe with me sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

glad to hear

I was looking forward to the Irish lilt tho

oh my accent well and trying gone now, so never fear the irish accent you will hear, oh that ryhmes

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"my satnav working fine (shhh dont tell anyone but im orig from england, its a secret)

Your secret safe with me sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

glad to hear

I was looking forward to the Irish lilt tho

oh my accent well and trying gone now, so never fear the irish accent you will hear, oh that ryhmes

truely not trying

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

hubby now giving me funny looks as im sitting here giggling away to myself

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"hubby now giving me funny looks as im sitting here giggling away to myself

is yer giggle dirty too?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"hubby now giving me funny looks as im sitting here giggling away to myself

is yer giggle dirty too?

shhhhhh i dont have a dirty laff

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"hubby now giving me funny looks as im sitting here giggling away to myself

is yer giggle dirty too?

shhhhhh i dont have a dirty laff

We'll put that to the test

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