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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the strangest sensation you've ever had ?...mine was an epidural ,you read that right an epidural ..after back surgery I still had back trouble so specialist advised an epidural ...which I duly had ...so there I lie bare arse in the air ..you'll feel a little prick ...it might get a little warm....WARM !! Wtf first my arse gets hot ..then my balls ...they didn't stay warm ,so god dam hot I thought they were going to exsplode...yet the sensation was weirdly nice ...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely."

I can imagine your baby being taken out of you is amazing and weird at the same time ...but when then needle went through my tail bone ...omg ????

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely.

I can imagine your baby being taken out of you is amazing and weird at the same time ...but when then needle went through my tail bone ...omg ????"

i hate the needle bit, think i blocked it out but do know it's scary. every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping my anal cherry. I felt the pop !

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

I had an epidural and my leg fell off the side of the bed and couldn't feel it. I called the nurse and told her my leg was missing and she just laughed at me while lifting my leg back in the bed. Very strange feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tooth extracted.

A grown man kneeling on your chest trying to rip something out of your face as hard as he can.

And then the popping noise when finally he succeeds.

Fucking weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Popping my anal cherry. I felt the pop ! "

How the second attempt go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't like the gas n air or the pethidine so with my second daugther I just had the epidural and had a much better birth. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had an epidural and my leg fell off the side of the bed and couldn't feel it. I called the nurse and told her my leg was missing and she just laughed at me while lifting my leg back in the bed. Very strange feeling "

Just the thought of your leg falling off the bed and you thinking it was missing ...that's a proper be there moment

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

endoscopy without any sedation (partly my fault and then I didn't tolerate it). now that was fun

also had tiny piles years ago and could smell my ass burning

just realised how sexy this post is ups...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An emergency decent from 30k ft to below 15k ft in an AA MD80 over Illinois. Smoke in the cabin and the dudes up front did their thing in the most professional way.

I really felt like fuck this is it. I can't believe it!! No way, no fucking way. The hairs on my body have never stood on end so hard and for so long ever since!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely."

I have always said it feels like somebody washing the pot inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a tooth extracted.

A grown man kneeling on your chest trying to rip something out of your face as hard as he can.

And then the popping noise when finally he succeeds.

Fucking weird."

I had 3 extracted at the same time. The weirdest part was feeling the tooth crunch as he gripped it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my ears syringed was a weird feeling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an epidural for my c section. When they rolled me to move me off of the trolley and my brain was screaming "you're falling!" And I grabbed one of the nurses arms and pleaded with them not to drop me!

Having two babies pulled out also weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being put under for a major operation is the most uncomfortable, weird feeling ever. It feels like someone is paralysing you, while at the same time, replacing your blood with lead.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Wierdest but best...when you're heavily pregnant and baby is turning over in your tummy, not only can you feel them shifting around in three but you can see the feet/elbows etc moving across you're tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up after giving birth. It feels like your intestines are going to fall out of your vagina and everything inside feels like it doesn't belong to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wierdest but best...when you're heavily pregnant and baby is turning over in your tummy, not only can you feel them shifting around in three but you can see the feet/elbows etc moving across you're tummy "

That is a horrible feeling. I think one of my did a half turn inside me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have sciatica down both legs..and now and again, one leg feels,very slowly,freezing cold,like icy,dipped in a frozen lake cold...its very very odd...but not unpleasant..wears off very slowly..i quite like it!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely.

I have always said it feels like somebody washing the pot inside you "

lol.

didn't really feel like anything i can describe, just you could feel hands inside of you and pulling.

for my last son they had to shove him back in to turn him around and then get him out, that was weirdest maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wierdest but best...when you're heavily pregnant and baby is turning over in your tummy, not only can you feel them shifting around in three but you can see the feet/elbows etc moving across you're tummy "

I get that ,watching my three being born will never be beaten ,so to feel what you ladies get to feel while carrying must be the greatest yet strangest feeling in the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bungee jumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being electrocuted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being electrocuted "

Dare I ask how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being electrocuted

Dare I ask how "

A live wire touched it was not funny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"i've had 3 epidurals. my arms couldn't move off one of them, that felt weird. think the morphine after is great though. spinal is better coz you can get up out of bed within a couple of hours afterwards.

being cut open and feeling your baby being taken out of you is weird, definitely."

This was going to be my answer.

It's like someone doing the washing up for a minute in your belly. You can feel it but no pain. And when they tug to stitch you back together. So bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being electrocuted

Dare I ask how

A live wire touched it was not funny "

So it was a tingle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've had 3 epidurals too.

First needle stings, second one feels massive and you can feel it and when the stuff is pumped into you.

It's not nice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sometimes when I cough, it turns into a kind of sneeze and feels somewhat orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On morphine for pain .felt like a floating cloud

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I had a thing called guilane barre syndrome where my nerves started to stop working. That was a weird sensation. Like continously being on the verge of pins and needles all over. For 2 weeks it felt like my feet were turning into paws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a thing called guilane barre syndrome where my nerves started to stop working. That was a weird sensation. Like continously being on the verge of pins and needles all over. For 2 weeks it felt like my feet were turning into paws."

Wow hope your good now

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"

Wow hope your good now "

More or less. Few twinges and numb patches but yeah I'm good,thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The immense feeling of relief when you get past the fanny burn stage of giving birth. It's amazing. You go from agony, extreme agony to "oooh that's better" in seconds

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Random, weird and painful stuff travelling up and all over my right arm after a disc prolapse at T5-6.

It got so crushingly awful, I couldn't even cry with the pain after two months, I just wanted to die.

As it improved, i had to put my chin on my chest as lifting my head up caused sensation in my arm I still can't describe.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

It's a toss up between watching a doctor bend my broken limb all directions, or coming round after passing out in another hospital incident and it feeling like the reverse of the train spotting scene where he drops through the floor in the rug.......it might also be magic mushrooms- they're some crazy shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing control while driving like an idiot!

Went over a grass verge which acted like a ramp!

The car traveled about 30 ft airborne,landed on the roof n flipped right side up!

Was knocked unconscious on impact,just before that though,in between taking off n landing the only way I can describe it is like I was in a washing machine going round in slow motion!

It's true what folk say about time slowing down in moments like that!

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

When I disclocated my elbow and my arm was just hanging there and would not move

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Being anaesthatised, and waking up from general anaesthetic. Very weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wisdom tooth removed under sedation. I remember sitting in a waiting room afterwards, signing the credit card receipt, walking towards the door of the clinic and then coming round back at home. The car was a good 15 min walk from the clinic ( I wasn't driving) and I don't remember any of it. Complete black holes in my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picc line couple years ago on my left arm between armpit and elbow. The line went through the arterie into my heart. The cold meds used to tickle, obviously the arterie went behind my boob the strangest sensation being woken in the middle of the night laughing.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Most unpleasant was Labyrinthitis couldnt move my head without feeling I would fall.

First pregnancy and the baby moving was the best unusual feeling I loved watching her tumble around.

I dream that I am falling fairly frequently. That is an odd feeling also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very often, mostly when I am lying in bed, my skin vibrates when touched. If Olly runs his finger around my ear it buzzes and I can hear it hum...very odd. I also shock Olly on a regular basis.

A x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Being morphine after an operation, it is a weird feeling.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Having a nasogastric feeding tube removed is definitely the strangest sensation I've had. The tube pulled and pulled, sliding from the back of your nose and lower, then out. We're not used to things going there and certainly not having motion.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Compound fracture of radius and ulna - kind wierd having your hand flopping about on the end of your arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a really strong sensation to punch a local single male right now for having a really fucking shitty attitude does this count?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Strangest - and completely terrifying - was the first time I experienced sleep paralysis, feeling I was being pinned down and trapped by some malevolent force. I didn't know what it was at the time, it felt supernatural ... can't explain in just a few words without sounding batty.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"Strangest - and completely terrifying - was the first time I experienced sleep paralysis, feeling I was being pinned down and trapped by some malevolent force. I didn't know what it was at the time, it felt supernatural ... can't explain in just a few words without sounding batty. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood transfusion. I could feel the warm flow circulating within my body. It was strange to have someone else's blood added to my blood but obviously I can't thank them enough for donating their blood.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Having a nasogastric feeding tube removed is definitely the strangest sensation I've had. The tube pulled and pulled, sliding from the back of your nose and lower, then out. We're not used to things going there and certainly not having motion. "

You should (or maybe shouldn't) try having kirschner wires removed then. They're drilled into the centre of your bones as stabilisers (under a general, obviously)- then when they've done their job and are finished with, they just pull them out with pliers- no anesthetic, just the odd sensation of being able to feel them scrape the inside of your bone on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being kicked in the bum from the inside during my second pregnancy, very weird!

Labyrinthitis is awful, I'd even get motion sickness from the spinning sensation.

The most weird feeling I've had was during a car crash in Florida. A sort of 'oh crap' feeling when you first feel the impact, then just waiting for what seems like ages until the car stops rolling. No fear or panic, just waiting and observing.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Being kicked in the bum from the inside during my second pregnancy, very weird!

Labyrinthitis is awful, I'd even get motion sickness from the spinning sensation.

The most weird feeling I've had was during a car crash in Florida. A sort of 'oh crap' feeling when you first feel the impact, then just waiting for what seems like ages until the car stops rolling. No fear or panic, just waiting and observing.

"

The car crash really is a freaky feeling. You know the bangs coming can't do a thing and it seems to take ages before it does. Weird as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you I'd be put on the naughty step.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"If I told you I'd be put on the naughty step."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost choking to death was a pretty weird one

Even stranger it's happened twice

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Holding your newborn baby you just watched take its 1st breath is also a freaky 1 but fantastic freaky if you get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup that sleep paralysis- as a younger teen I'd get it at least once a week on average.

It's a very strange feeling and certainly explains why people think they're being abducted by aliens lol

You have an overwhelming sense of something in the room with you, as you are totally made of lead and feel pressure on your chest. Maybe a swirly mass of black in your eyes and I get extreme tinnitus at the same time.

Coming out of it is like surfacing in a swimming pool as the symptoms fade but if you try and go to sleep too soon it starts instantly.

Now I get it maybe once a month if that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up in the back of a van after a head-on collision, blood pouring out of my head. Stumbling outside, trying to work out what was going on. Then collapsing. That was probably the weirdest sensation I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labrynthitis is awful. A week and a half of having to lie on my back and avoiding turning my head even slightly as it made me feel really really sick ( couldn't actually be sick as I had injections in my bum to stop it )

Or my reynaards- when I get cold my body overreacts and diverts my blood flow to all major organs to protect them resulting in no blood flow to my extremities . Hands and feet go dearly white and numb

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holding your newborn baby you just watched take its 1st breath is also a freaky 1 but fantastic freaky if you get me"

seeing their eyes looking around as you hold them close to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup that sleep paralysis- as a younger teen I'd get it at least once a week on average.

It's a very strange feeling and certainly explains why people think they're being abducted by aliens lol

You have an overwhelming sense of something in the room with you, as you are totally made of lead and feel pressure on your chest. Maybe a swirly mass of black in your eyes and I get extreme tinnitus at the same time.

Coming out of it is like surfacing in a swimming pool as the symptoms fade but if you try and go to sleep too soon it starts instantly.

Now I get it maybe once a month if that."

I used to get this as a kid,I'd go into a trance like state in the middle of the day.

It's a horrible feeling,a sense of being sucked in n smothered by something absolutely massive that you're powerless to resist!

Thank fuck It's not happened for years,fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doritos Roulette. Never again.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Shoulder tattoo, when it hits a nerve and it shoots down your back or leg, and having to stay still and not tensed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cyst removed from my forehead under local anaesthetic which doesn't sound weird but it was quite close to my eye, and the pulling and tugging sensation was so, so strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The immense feeling of relief when you get past the fanny burn stage of giving birth. It's amazing. You go from agony, extreme agony to "oooh that's better" in seconds

"

coupled with the ring of fire burning sensation too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being put under general anaesthetic.

Feeling the liquid go into the vein whilst saying 'make sure you put enough in' & coming around 'seconds' later out of a black tunnel into the light.

Surreal!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The immense feeling of relief when you get past the fanny burn stage of giving birth. It's amazing. You go from agony, extreme agony to "oooh that's better" in seconds

coupled with the ring of fire burning sensation too "

Putting them in is so much easier and fun than geting them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numb shoulder and arm from firing a machine gun but the worst had to be a small camera shoved down my japs eye still makes me shudder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a really strong sensation to punch a local single male right now for having a really fucking shitty attitude does this count? "

Think it qualifies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Having a nasogastric feeding tube removed is definitely the strangest sensation I've had. The tube pulled and pulled, sliding from the back of your nose and lower, then out. We're not used to things going there and certainly not having motion.

You should (or maybe shouldn't) try having kirschner wires removed then. They're drilled into the centre of your bones as stabilisers (under a general, obviously)- then when they've done their job and are finished with, they just pull them out with pliers- no anesthetic, just the odd sensation of being able to feel them scrape the inside of your bone on the way out "

I'll take your advice and not get it done. . Having the feeding tube pulled from my stomach through my nose was very weird - in hindsight, perhaps tickly pleasant - and will last a lifetime. Really bizarre sensations

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Having a Canadian mans finger or thumb inside me..

Not too sure which it was, the morphine he gave me was pretty good.

Still, gotta be thankful, better than bleeding to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a electric shock feeling in my shoulder from time to time. It's been happening for few years now and I have no clue as to what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 epidurals here too - one for a baby and two for back problems - the steroid injection/epidural fkn kills -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i electrocuted myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i electrocuted myself. "

Won't be doing it again! Hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a electric shock feeling in my shoulder from time to time. It's been happening for few years now and I have no clue as to what it is. "

Maybe get it checked as possible subtle sign of stroke esp if on left side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangest - and completely terrifying - was the first time I experienced sleep paralysis, feeling I was being pinned down and trapped by some malevolent force. I didn't know what it was at the time, it felt supernatural ... can't explain in just a few words without sounding batty. "

I know what you mean. There are no words and it's actually scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having bone removed from my hip to graft into my neck. My neck is fused after my vertebra crumbled.

I lost the use of my left arm and in excruciating pain for months. A 7 1/2 hour operation made me whole again. But walking was painful for 2 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a electric shock feeling in my shoulder from time to time. It's been happening for few years now and I have no clue as to what it is.

Maybe get it checked as possible subtle sign of stroke esp if on left side?"

I wonder what will GP say when I tell him it happens randomly 3-5 times a year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking my hip at 18 (bone cyst that was undiagnosed) and feeling an animalistic urge to claw open my leg to get to the pain that I couldn't understand.

Thankfully the brain forgets pain but it's weird remembering that urge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The immense feeling of relief when you get past the fanny burn stage of giving birth. It's amazing. You go from agony, extreme agony to "oooh that's better" in seconds

coupled with the ring of fire burning sensation too

Putting them in is so much easier and fun than geting them out "

Ha!! Isn't it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had three cesareans and had a spinal block with each of them. With the first one my legs felt as though they were still bent as that's how they were when they went numb, I had an overwhelming desire to stretch my legs out even though I couldn't feel them.

With the last one, when they broke my waters my baby went high up under my ribs so when they pulled him out I could feel a real strange sensation of movement within me, it was like someone washing up in my tummy.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

Having my baby move around inside me felt strange.

But the afterbirth coming out was the weirdest sensation!!

I once trod on a dead mouse with barefeet by accident. All its little bones crushed and it's insides shot across the floor. Blugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensations of positive and negative g flying aerobatics.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nothing repeatable

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm a non smoker. When I was younger I popped a few of my mates extra strength Nicorette gums in my mouth and started chewing for a bet. Apart from tasting the most foulest thing I have ever tasted and burning my tongue it gave me the most craziest spinning head rush after 20 mins of chewing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The relief when the anti-migraine pills start to work. Its like a wave of calm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a electric shock feeling in my shoulder from time to time. It's been happening for few years now and I have no clue as to what it is. "

Sounds like a trapped nerve. I get it in my right leg, always have. Physio helped me a little. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving birth to my daughter

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Nothing repeatable "

Can repeat this one.

I was baby-sitting a paranoid schizophrenic, who'd missed his meds, gone AWOL but then showed up at our office and my job was to baby-sit him while the people in white coats came to give him a nice big injection and take him away.

That was the most frightened I've ever felt at work as I didn't know the client or his mental state well enough - just his wrap sheet.

Spent 3/4hr chatting about wallpaper with my hand on my phone in my pocket set to dial 999 and one eye on the door.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Honestly, (and I apologise in advance for how trite this will sound) the birth of our first monster. There was this thing - more a concept or idea for the previous 9 months - suddenly in our lives and making his presence felt.

So, there I am, holding this screaming beastie, trying to soothe it with the power of geek rock. On came Jonathan Coulton - That Spells DNA*. Bam, it all sort of clicked. This tiny person... I made this. Almost 7 years on this feeling is still with me and I guess will always be.

So, yeah, strangest feeling.

* https://youtu.be/Mx3xJYXoSoQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding a mask on my 16 week old son, who had heart failure, and was being knocked out for open heart surgery. Heart,stopped diverted through a machine for 5hrs....

Never felt so terrified and totally helpless over such a life changing decision.

M x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

For me having a sounding rod inserted right round the bend.

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By *romeYTMan
over a year ago

South West

Having my tubes pulled during my vasectomy. The anaesthetic wasn't entirely working.. combined with the smell of your own burning flesh.. that stays with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say pregnancy was the weirdest sensations I've ever had. The first time you feel the baby move inside you and then as it gets bigger and bigger. It's like a massive fish flipping and wriggling inside you but it's so lovely!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The car crash really is a freaky feeling. You know the bangs coming can't do a thing and it seems to take ages before it does. Weird as fuck "

Yes I'd forgotten about that, time does seem to slow down too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Nothing repeatable

Can repeat this one.

I was baby-sitting a paranoid schizophrenic, who'd missed his meds, gone AWOL but then showed up at our office and my job was to baby-sit him while the people in white coats came to give him a nice big injection and take him away.

That was the most frightened I've ever felt at work as I didn't know the client or his mental state well enough - just his wrap sheet.

Spent 3/4hr chatting about wallpaper with my hand on my phone in my pocket set to dial 999 and one eye on the door. "

Not the same but I was once confronted by and angry guy threatening to pull the pin on a grenade if he didn't get what he wanted.

Immediate reaction was to laugh and then try and help him sort things out.

Afterwards the weird feeling came. Only then did I think to call the Police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The car crash really is a freaky feeling. You know the bangs coming can't do a thing and it seems to take ages before it does. Weird as fuck

Yes I'd forgotten about that, time does seem to slow down too "

Oh god yeah I've had that. Few years back I had a rear wheel drive car, lost it on a roundabout on black ice, couldn't correct it and car was just skidding towards the metal barrier on the side of the road and I knew the other side of that was a lake, thought if I go through that barrier I'm fucked! Held on to my steering wheel and waited for what felt like an eternity but I didn't even make a sound, just felt like an out of body experience. I was ok though.

Oh and another one when my ex and I had been staying in his friends house for a couple of weeks looking after his dog, Doberman, one night we were watching telly and the dog sat in front of the TV stand and was blocking the sky box and my ex couldn't turn the channel over so threw a cushion at the dog for him to move out the way, not hard just like next to where he was sitting. The dog skulked off, I went over to where he was sitting to stroke him, I was on my hands and knees and the dog went for me, had my face practically in his mouth and that felt like an out of body experience and like it wasn't happening to me. All I remember was my ex shouting and booting this dog and picking it up in an almost headlock and by his body, dog was huge, then I remember looking down at my top and seeing blood and then feeling pain in my skull, my neck and my ear. His tooth had sliced through my left eat the flappy bit where it meets your head and feeling my hair all wet and crispy with blood.

It's all ok now, I went straight to hospital and they stitched my ear up and cleaned everything and now I have little tiny teeth dents on the side of my face in my hair line and little tiny scars if you look through my hair to the scalp on my left side. Sounds dramatic but you can't notice it unless you look really closely.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Being shot in the leg, by a fuck head on your on side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an Angiogram,consultant put the tube in my wrist to thread it round to my heart..Horrible felt like i was being strangled,could feel it moving around inside me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a electric shock feeling in my shoulder from time to time. It's been happening for few years now and I have no clue as to what it is.

Sounds like a trapped nerve. I get it in my right leg, always have. Physio helped me a little. ?? "

I don't really want to pay for physio considering it happens 3-4 times a year but thanks for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my waters broken an using the gas and air....it felt like she was tickeling my head as i walked into a walk swimming pool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holding a mask on my 16 week old son, who had heart failure, and was being knocked out for open heart surgery. Heart,stopped diverted through a machine for 5hrs....

Never felt so terrified and totally helpless over such a life changing decision.

M x "

Wow that must have been so surreal ,hope your son is still with us ...X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holding a mask on my 16 week old son, who had heart failure, and was being knocked out for open heart surgery. Heart,stopped diverted through a machine for 5hrs....

Never felt so terrified and totally helpless over such a life changing decision.

M x

Wow that must have been so surreal ,hope your son is still with us ...X"

Yes, not a experience I want to repeat. He's 6 now and can live a normal life. One tough little cookie!!

Heart surgeons rock forever!!

Mx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holding a mask on my 16 week old son, who had heart failure, and was being knocked out for open heart surgery. Heart,stopped diverted through a machine for 5hrs....

Never felt so terrified and totally helpless over such a life changing decision.

M x

Wow that must have been so surreal ,hope your son is still with us ...X

Yes, not a experience I want to repeat. He's 6 now and can live a normal life. One tough little cookie!!

Heart surgeons rock forever!!

Mx "

Wow!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holding a mask on my 16 week old son, who had heart failure, and was being knocked out for open heart surgery. Heart,stopped diverted through a machine for 5hrs....

Never felt so terrified and totally helpless over such a life changing decision.

M x

Wow that must have been so surreal ,hope

your son is still with us ...X

Yes, not a experience I want to repeat. He's 6 now and can live a normal life. One tough little cookie!!

Heart surgeons rock forever!!

Mx "

Yes they do and glad to hear your boys good

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Getting tapped in the balls.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The moment that you reach the top of your "bounce back" on a bunjee jump was the surrealest moment.... you hang there for a moment, weightless... and then realise you are going to fall again... and fresh air has no handholds, no matter how much you grab lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to go with my first free fall jump the acceleration is thrilling then when the chute opens and though still travelling at a fair speed it's like you stop completely, and everything in the world stops too for a second or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes lasered, whole thing was just ducking weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labyryntitus , everything spins even when lying down. It's like permanently being on a boat. I got it after having a cold and it was horrid.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The way time seemed to go in slow motion when I realised I was about to crash my car. I had to much time to think about what was going to happen but not react

That or heroin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I forget because I am so used to it now, but I have weird sensations every day. Currently I have a numb sensation from the waist down and fizzing in my arns and legs.

Lovely ??

A x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hard to say which was the weirdest from:

Pushing during the final stages of delivery and feeling like I'd just had a lovely dump;

The heat that spread like a wave through my body when given a dye injection prior to a MRI;

The disorientating feeling of labyrinthitis.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here's something I wrote 10 years ago after going to Burning Man..

.

NOTES FROM THE FIRST TIME

When it was all over, just after I had lost my luggage, friends and money within hours of arriving back in Las Vegas, downhearted, I turned to a casino rest room for an overdue wash.

I physically started when I saw my reflection - I looked like I'd been beaten up. Unshaven, face sand-blasted, hands cracked and burnt... eyes red, ringed in black.

In that moment I'd never felt more exhausted or alone. Moreover, I felt a detachment from reality that led, I knew, right back to the treadmill of daily life. It hurt like hell.

Stepping away from my reflection, I fell back into my mind, back to the playa where I could see white sands and black mountains, ocean blue sky and, away off, the central figure of The Man and curious Burners driving, cycling and walking to greet him in the glaring sunlight.

In 20 years of festival-going I had seen *nothing* like it. An audacious stab at anarchy or some lavish Alice in Wonderland meets Mad Max production with full chorus of pinko-hippy-commies all melting in some luv'd-up mirage 75 miles from the nearest patch of reality.

I questioned whether I'd hadn't hallucinated the whole bizarre shebang.

And then I remembered the frequent and brutal windstorms that had whipped up the dust, coating and blinding us, dashing shelters to the ground. It was reminiscent more of a refugee camp than a holiday.

But a refugee camp with more artistic expression in more media per square inch than anywhere else on earth. Where life was dedicated to creativity and play. Where 'normal' standards were suspended or inverted in favour of fresh experiences and new identities.

No-one planned it this way, or bought or paid for it. I had witnessed a spontaneous flowering of the desert, teeming with endless ingenuity and industry, partying and bad behaviour, sex and love, profound wisdom and the plain ludicrous. My sense of what was normal shattered.

Replacing my shade to hide my eyes, I couldn't help but smile."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once received a message from a hot young lady inviting me for a meet.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Here's something I wrote 10 years ago after going to Burning Man..

.

NOTES FROM THE FIRST TIME

When it was all over, just after I had lost my luggage, friends and money within hours of arriving back in Las Vegas, downhearted, I turned to a casino rest room for an overdue wash.

I physically started when I saw my reflection - I looked like I'd been beaten up. Unshaven, face sand-blasted, hands cracked and burnt... eyes red, ringed in black.

In that moment I'd never felt more exhausted or alone. Moreover, I felt a detachment from reality that led, I knew, right back to the treadmill of daily life. It hurt like hell.

Stepping away from my reflection, I fell back into my mind, back to the playa where I could see white sands and black mountains, ocean blue sky and, away off, the central figure of The Man and curious Burners driving, cycling and walking to greet him in the glaring sunlight.

In 20 years of festival-going I had seen *nothing* like it. An audacious stab at anarchy or some lavish Alice in Wonderland meets Mad Max production with full chorus of pinko-hippy-commies all melting in some luv'd-up mirage 75 miles from the nearest patch of reality.

I questioned whether I'd hadn't hallucinated the whole bizarre shebang.

And then I remembered the frequent and brutal windstorms that had whipped up the dust, coating and blinding us, dashing shelters to the ground. It was reminiscent more of a refugee camp than a holiday.

But a refugee camp with more artistic expression in more media per square inch than anywhere else on earth. Where life was dedicated to creativity and play. Where 'normal' standards were suspended or inverted in favour of fresh experiences and new identities.

No-one planned it this way, or bought or paid for it. I had witnessed a spontaneous flowering of the desert, teeming with endless ingenuity and industry, partying and bad behaviour, sex and love, profound wisdom and the plain ludicrous. My sense of what was normal shattered.

Replacing my shade to hide my eyes, I couldn't help but smile.""

Now I think of it the *second* time I went, we rolled in late, found our camp about 1am. I served a round of White Russians, went to find the toilet block and disappeared for 5 hrs.

Got back to camp and people were like, "Where were you?!"

Out THERE, I said, pointing back to the playa, I'd forgotten how good it is.

(I basically met some women at the toilets and we'd decided to go exploring...)

Ahh...

Burning Man. The stuff that dreams are made of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's something I wrote 10 years ago after going to Burning Man..

.

NOTES FROM THE FIRST TIME

When it was all over, just after I had lost my luggage, friends and money within hours of arriving back in Las Vegas, downhearted, I turned to a casino rest room for an overdue wash.

I physically started when I saw my reflection - I looked like I'd been beaten up. Unshaven, face sand-blasted, hands cracked and burnt... eyes red, ringed in black.

In that moment I'd never felt more exhausted or alone. Moreover, I felt a detachment from reality that led, I knew, right back to the treadmill of daily life. It hurt like hell.

Stepping away from my reflection, I fell back into my mind, back to the playa where I could see white sands and black mountains, ocean blue sky and, away off, the central figure of The Man and curious Burners driving, cycling and walking to greet him in the glaring sunlight.

In 20 years of festival-going I had seen *nothing* like it. An audacious stab at anarchy or some lavish Alice in Wonderland meets Mad Max production with full chorus of pinko-hippy-commies all melting in some luv'd-up mirage 75 miles from the nearest patch of reality.

I questioned whether I'd hadn't hallucinated the whole bizarre shebang.

And then I remembered the frequent and brutal windstorms that had whipped up the dust, coating and blinding us, dashing shelters to the ground. It was reminiscent more of a refugee camp than a holiday.

But a refugee camp with more artistic expression in more media per square inch than anywhere else on earth. Where life was dedicated to creativity and play. Where 'normal' standards were suspended or inverted in favour of fresh experiences and new identities.

No-one planned it this way, or bought or paid for it. I had witnessed a spontaneous flowering of the desert, teeming with endless ingenuity and industry, partying and bad behaviour, sex and love, profound wisdom and the plain ludicrous. My sense of what was normal shattered.

Replacing my shade to hide my eyes, I couldn't help but smile."

Now I think of it the *second* time I went, we rolled in late, found our camp about 1am. I served a round of White Russians, went to find the toilet block and disappeared for 5 hrs.

Got back to camp and people were like, "Where were you?!"

Out THERE, I said, pointing back to the playa, I'd forgotten how good it is.

(I basically met some women at the toilets and we'd decided to go exploring...)

Ahh...

Burning Man. The stuff that dreams are made of"

Sounds cool ..

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Travelling home from Birmingham , heading towards bridgnorth , I looked up and there was strange lights in the sky , they kept hovering , then sped away then came back , ( it was pitch black on the sky ) then seemed to travel at the side of my car , then disappear in a blink of an eye , the it reappeared as if it was coming head on with me , came through my car ,so it seemed , light filled with bluey coloured lights , then just disappeared again , and I never seen it again , my friend I'm the passage seat had gone in to all I can say way shock , he'd even pee'd himself !!!! All he was say was "what the Fuck " over and over !!!!

Was a very wierd and mind boggling experience !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneezed and Farted at the same time.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There was the time I witnessed a trebuchet hurl a grand piano, on fire.

What a noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep paralysis was weird and terrible.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There was the installation called Crude Awakenings at Burning Man in 2007.

Anyway, it took the form of a 100 ft-tall oil derrick that you could climb to the top and use as a viewing platform.

Surrounding the derrick were half a dozen giant sculptures made of recalimed metal, of people in supplication, praising, kow-towing to the God of Oil.

So. Throughout the week there were signs asking for donations of petrol, to be given to the Crude Awakenings team.

On the Sunday night, after the Temple had burned, a massive air-raid siren began... WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo... WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo... WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo... echoing across the desert.

Everybody turned to the direction of the noise, which was coming from the oil derrick.

The siren continued as 20,000+ people surrounded the sculpture and a safety cordon was set up.

As the siren stopped, fireworks went on and then all the petrol that had been collected was erupted in the largest fire-ball I've ever seen. 200 ft high in the air. Easy. Mahoosive. Hold onto your hat job. Insane.

The explosion left a crater in which, the following morning, a tree was planted.

.

Vid here for unbelievers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_7cRO_IjKI

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

But yeah, after all these shenanigans the first time, when I got back to London I had trouble communicating with people.

Didn't understand money, my job, my friends, this city... For nearly 3 months in was in a daze, thinking about what I'd seen, dreaming of the desert.

Utter dislocation.

There is a word for it in the Burning Man lexicon: 'decompression'. So, as with diving at a great depth, your ascent to the surface must be careful and slow, so as to not fuck yourself.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Been through a few weird situations, normally the shock and awe ones where you are totally disoriented or the times when time seems to slow and you can think with utmost clarity and canny thought.

My most valid and lucid was couple of years ago. A car turned across my cycle lane, not my lane but I was in it, I was then involved in an RTC and hit his car and flew, before crashing to the ground.

Before the impact time slowed for me and I made umpteen decisions on how me and my bike were going to get away with this without being killed. I had decided that sitting bolt upright would protect my head from smashing into his roof, crossing my arms across my chest would remove my hands from the handle bars preventing them from being crushed, and finally that even if I made it through the initial impact that I would live to fight another day.

I hit the car and it wasn't pretty, the next moment of wow was seeing my leg looking so very long with my trainer still on, against a blue azure sky and I thought " this is going to smart some when I land". It was hardly prophetic but it was true I hurt all over, so much that shortly after when another driver stopped her car on my feet I felt no pain only heat of the tyres and the weight of the car.

Time really did seem to slow for me, really it was survival instinct and my brain went I to overdrive - in normal life I plan and aim off to mitigate all the what ifs and so what's? I guess I just did it faster through necessity.

Axx

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