FabSwingers.com forum: You've only got one hour.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You get a chance to sit for one hour with a fellow forumite on a bench.

Who would you choose to have a chinwag with over a ham sandwich or even a champagne picnic on a sunny spring afternoon?

Non sexual and this is just for fun.

Someone you allready know? Someone you'd like to get to know more? Someone who's intrigued and piqued your interest?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Too many to choose from! There is a certain person who's presence I'd like to be in, as I'm sure the conversation would be absolutely bonkers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety - She's so interesting and knows so much about stuff. I didn't really get chance to properly chat with her at the last social...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Are you not naming yours OP?

It's a tough choice but I think Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perdita; to talk history waffle and reminisce about life in a blue suit.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I have a few on my hotlist that I could spend an hour with but would need more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errectjim

I just want to gaze into his eyes while he chats away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alimark because I miss them! The bench would be in the pub though. It's far too cold to be outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtney from Marc.Courtney I wanna see her face and be interesting talking to a yank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads but the man we know as hatter is top of my list

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Erectjim 's mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i couldnt choose one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erectjim 's mum. "

We could have a group picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S from gloswingers. She must be an amazing girl to chat to.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"Erectjim 's mum.

We could have a group picnic "

She makes a lovely cucumber sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to drink all the prosecco with Miss Honey and then have a debauched evening with ...( not gonna tell you - he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I misread ...

No shenanigans or debauchery allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm no one forum based. Just not my cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a man I'd pick diamond Joe, for a woman wasp hunter (can't remember her new name

). Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm no one forum based. Just not my cuppa. "

Right, that's you off my list

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Miss innocent

She seems lovely, witty and very cool and collected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erectjim 's mum.

We could have a group picnic

She makes a lovely cucumber sandwich. "

Du pan du vin du cucumber sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ph heavens I would need a jolly big bench as there are heaps of you jolly people Pooch and I would love to meet and have a natter with , maybe a mass ramble

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Perdita; to talk history waffle and reminisce about life in a blue suit. "

You took the words right out of my mouth!!! Champagne picnic at Hampton court gardens?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There's loads...

Off the top of my head.

I love a chat with Hanky and Lickety.

Guys, Taff because he is such a love and he can talk Welsh and Hatter to share my love of books and a cuppa.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm no one forum based. Just not my cuppa.

Right, that's you off my list

Thought it was a given we'd be spending more than an hour chewing the fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perdita; to talk history waffle and reminisce about life in a blue suit.

You took the words right out of my mouth!!! Champagne picnic at Hampton court gardens?

I can pour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss innocent

She seems lovely, witty and very cool and collected "

Thank you, I'm very flattered

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Ph heavens I would need a jolly big bench as there are heaps of you jolly people Pooch and I would love to meet and have a natter with , maybe a mass ramble

Now that sounds like an excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh lots but id pick frisky (F) and hmmmm maybe acewinger (M) to chat music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of forum ladies

View would be my choice of forum men to spend an hour with.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Miss innocent

She seems lovely, witty and very cool and collected

Thank you, I'm very flattered

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would be view, I recon we'd get on, some of the things he posts reminds me so much of me, very dry sence of humor I recon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to drink all the prosecco with Miss Honey and then have a debauched evening with ...( not gonna tell you - he knows

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I like this plan

can we talk about this debauched evening?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've been on a bench with a fellow forumite for an hour ... Didn't talk much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe for his outrageous stories, and Lickety or Rubywoo because they both very intelligent and witty.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Joe for his outrageous stories, and Lickety or Rubywoo because they both very intelligent and witty.

Nell"

Lickety is an excellent call. Lovely lady.

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Some many lovely men on my list hard to choose and an hour is not enough

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Honestly all of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly all of you. "

really? .....really???????

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Honestly all of you.

really? .....really???????

Yes I like meeting new people.. I'm not saying I will get along with everybody but you never know till you meet someone in person.

Even if you don't get on with someone what's an hour out of tour life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzy444 - seems an interesting lady

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Suzy444 - seems an interesting lady "

She's fantastic. An absolute pleasure to be around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to meet Hatter, I could take him for afternoon tea at the castle..and we could discuss poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever brings bread. We can feed the birds.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Suzy444 - seems an interesting lady

She's fantastic. An absolute pleasure to be around

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she's definitely on my to do list

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Fabulous and Bearded and the bench would be in Paris. We can befriend an artist or poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly all of you.

really? .....really???????

Yes I like meeting new people.. I'm not saying I will get along with everybody but you never know till you meet someone in person.

Even if you don't get on with someone what's an hour out of tour life. "

yes. I like meeting some new people. .....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Honestly all of you.

really? .....really???????

"
not related to the subject... What a lovely bum you've got xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

As it's only an hour I'd pick someone I've not met yet as I can talk to my chums any time

I'd go for Lib. but no champagne or sandwiches for me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I will save them the embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't say it may upset someone ha ha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ooooh lots but id pick frisky (F) and hmmmm maybe acewinger (M) to chat music"

Aww I've been picked - I've never been picked before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errectjim

I just want to gaze into his eyes while he chats away

You might change your mind if you saw my face.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

If it's just to chat then probably either of Adam or Eve from gothamsfinest for the video games and gym banter

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hard to pick one but Lickety - she's the only one in my dictionary. Ruby and FriskyM if there were some spare seats - I'll happily sit on the grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RubyWoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id go for privateparts or tosh..

love a chit chat

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Fabulous and Bearded and the bench would be in Paris. We can befriend an artist or poet"

Same here. But he's gone quiet since someone got "too sensible " with his posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hard to choose... Any one of them that would like to chat to me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I think I'd have to go with Diamond Joe - to see if he's as mental, loveable and narcissistic in real life as he is on here!

Taff and Pooch come a very close second! Xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hard to pick one but Lickety - she's the only one in my dictionary. Ruby and FriskyM if there were some spare seats - I'll happily sit on the grass. "

Ooh twice in one thread, I'm on a roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you not naming yours OP?

It's a tough choice but I think Hatter

Me? I'm unsure anyone here is ready for me for an hour.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Fab & B

Ace

Merry

Raspberry

Lib's gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the-doors, please

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Anyone on my friend's list would just be grand.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Anyone on my friend's list would just be grand."

I'll 'av yer!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Anyone on my friend's list would just be grand.

I'll 'av yer!

Done! Now we just need a bench

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Anyone on my friend's list would just be grand.

I'll 'av yer!

Done! Now we just need a bench

Haha, leather sofa is more my style...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying Rossi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that could stomach my inane waffle for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't subject anyone to an hour of me on a bench

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Are you not naming yours OP?

It's a tough choice but I think Hatter

Me? I'm unsure anyone here is ready for me for an hour.

sandwich or Chinese Mr bee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you not naming yours OP?

It's a tough choice but I think Hatter

Me? I'm unsure anyone here is ready for me for an hour.

sandwich or Chinese Mr bee?

Yes to both.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There have been plenty over the last 10 yrs that I've been on here and narrowing it down to 1 is mightily difficult, but at present I would say erectjim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably Clem."

I bet he's as much a cunt in real life.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

Shag Tonight

We would chat about Trump and how much we like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtney actually asked me a similar question when we met and I said Clem, DJ and some acid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Jim, I love you too.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I couldn't possibly say, far too shy

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

At this very moment, Miss Promiscuous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly say, far too shy

I'm shy. Sit and be silent with me, it won't be uncomfortable at all. I promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably Clem.

I bet he's as much a cunt in real life."

He is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for Lickety & Courtney, if I meet them at the same time that counts as one.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Blokes.. DJ, to talk music and and a weird take on life & Taff and Pooch.. But not a bench.. A walk in hills and sit on a mountain top and just take in the happy positive vibe they give.

Ladies.... Oh what a dilemma..with some an hour would not be enough... Just Jo... As this is hyperthetical and she never meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes.. DJ, to talk music and and a weird take on life & Taff and Pooch.. But not a bench.. A walk in hills and sit on a mountain top and just take in the happy positive vibe they give.

Ladies.... Oh what a dilemma..with some an hour would not be enough... Just Jo... As this is hyperthetical and she never meets

An hour of me wittering away ...

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

"I think I'd have to go with Diamond Joe - to see if he's as mental, loveable and narcissistic in real life as he is on here!

Taff and Pooch come a very close second! Xx"

Ooo wow well I'd love to join you and diamond joe wow just think about those amazing ..... stories xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I think I'd have to go with Diamond Joe - to see if he's as mental, loveable and narcissistic in real life as he is on here!"

Or worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Jim, I love you too."

It's okay, you made up for it yesterday. I love you too man.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Too many to choose from so make it a round bench and sit on laps

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Courtney actually asked me a similar question when we met and I said Clem, DJ and some acid."

Now that would be interesting

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Just how long is this bench

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