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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll start it off

Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'll start it off

Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen."

Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

"

Nice one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

Nice one "

Also has the side-virtue of being true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

Nice one

Also has the side-virtue of being true"

I never doubted it lol as the title true weird facts

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets."

Yes.

The Romans used piss for mouthwash, specifically to whiten teeth.

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets."

Nah, I thought if there was no where else he has to offer his helmet.

I guess she's knackered if it's the guys in caps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark. "

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Weird but True...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Weird but True..."

...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Weird but True...

..."

Donald Trump is president.

I keep forgetting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)"

Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Because of the acoustics along the seafront near us if the wind is on a certain direction the noise of the sea sounds as if is coming from inland.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)"

Only with a bow and arrow

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here's a good un':

Sunsets on Mars are blue.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets.

Yes.

The Romans used piss for mouthwash, specifically to whiten teeth.

Nice.

"

I always knew water sports wasn't just kinky, but also healthy beaming, white toothed smile xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)

Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine. "

In the walls of Chester, its legal to shoot a Welshman with a longbow.

Also... It's legal to shoot a Scotsman within the walls of York, if hes carrying a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)"

With a bow and arrow after midnight but before sunrise. I think this has generally been discounted these days though.

At least I've never been shot after midnight but then I do affect an english walk.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)

Only with a bow and arrow "

No hand guns?

Oh my!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Weird but True...

...

Donald Trump is president.

I keep forgetting.

"

That's not weird , it's just fucking tragic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Scottish person can be arrested for wandering in carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yrs ago Winchester had a bylaw stating no dancing in the city on a sunday x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Weird but True...

...

Donald Trump is president.

I keep forgetting.

That's not weird , it's just fucking tragic "

No, I forget - blank it out or something - and then the next bit of the circus falls out of the radio and I'm giggling like and idiot because it's DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.

Wow.

"Yuge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant hum when your nose closed,go on press your nostrils together and hum

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Its against the law to kiss in an open top car in Boston usa

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Weird but True...

...

Donald Trump is president.

I keep forgetting.

That's not weird , it's just fucking tragic

No, I forget - blank it out or something - and then the next bit of the circus falls out of the radio and I'm giggling like and idiot because it's DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.

Wow.

"Yuge""

Yeah, that arsehole from reality TV is somehow leader of the 'free world'. Fuck fiction. This far more outlandish than the fevered imaginings of Armando Iannucci.

Charles Mingus - Oh Lord Don't Let Them Drop That Atomic Bomb on Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeVLd4G1Zg

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central


"People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow."

Yea I know a few people like that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow."

There's the Jerusalem Syndrome where people (visitors, religious fanatics) become convinced that they are characters from the Bible

They do shit like that round here but it's always bloody Arthur.

Silly people.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Every days a school day on FAB.

(No wonder there are loads of teaches on here)

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Weird but True...

...

Donald Trump is president.

I keep forgetting.

"

This is just an excuse for a fun thread about great things. The best things, in fact. Some of the things in other threads are not good - awful - and they're gonna lose bigly, folks. Let me tell you. You're doing a great job, but it's not about me. I could take any thread I wanted, but I chose this one because I know the owner and she's good people - said she'd vote for me if she was a US citizen and that's great news. Great. And we're gonna keep make it more great, let me tell you.

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

The average speed of seman at the point of ejaculation is 31 mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll start it off

Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.

Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents. "

Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.

Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant hum when your nose closed,go on press your nostrils together and hum"
You can sort of

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor


"I'll start it off

Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.

Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents.

Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.

Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite."

Very true

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By *eflex215Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Their is an average of 7 calories in a teaspoon of seaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian elephants are genetically closer to the extint mammoth than they are to African elephants.

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By *aptivatingWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"I'll start it off

Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.

Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents.

Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.

Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite.

Very true "

I suspect he was referring to the fact it is a by product of the process used to produce pure O2 (I don't think it's really seen as a by product now given how it is in itself a recognisable commodity), one of the main uses of the O2 being the smelting of iron ore into steel.

Many many foods are packaged in Nitrogen due to how inert, or unreactive it is - basically meaning your food stays fresher for longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its still legal to set a mantrap in your house at night to stop intruders in Australia .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's another. There are no bridges over the Amazon River.....that's a long stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"if someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter "

That's how men go around looking for a clean and tidy bathroom to take their cock pics in.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor


"People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow."

M00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average speed of seman at the point of ejaculation is 31 mph"

Watch out for cameras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard powder is explosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choosing exciting places for first date increases the chances of the other person falling for you. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another. There are no bridges over the Amazon River.....that's a long stretch "

The Amazon River is so powerful it Pushes A large River up Stream

Defying Gravity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard powder is explosive"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a town in norway called hell,and yes it does freeze over every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader. "

Teresa may?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may? "

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down "

I fancy Theresa May.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May. "

I fancy donald trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May. "

Have a word with your dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May.

I fancy donald trump"

Have a word with your sexuality

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan


"Their is an average of 7 calories in a teaspoon of seaman. "

Cheers mate that's put a stop to a lot of bj's

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May. "

Bet she's a swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May.

Bet she's a swinger "

Only on brexit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.

Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?

(very backward people)

Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine. "

Making a mental note never to go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their is an average of 7 calories in a teaspoon of seaman. "

What has the navy done to you to make you eat them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May.

Have a word with your dick "

He knows it's wrong but he just can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their is an average of 7 calories in a teaspoon of seaman.

Cheers mate that's put a stop to a lot of bj's "

But sooo much fun working those calories off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.

Teresa may?

Come off it....Trump wins little hands down

I fancy Theresa May.

Have a word with your dick

He knows it's wrong but he just can't help it."

Time to buy a cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The yo-yo was originally used as a weapon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

"

An old school chum of mine died in Amsterdam, that searched high and low but couldn't find a next of kin. He only had a brother and they hadn't been in contact for years.

His brother found out after hiring someone to look for him.

Very sad. Hopefully he had a poem.

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