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It's about time for a Valentines Matchmaking thread LIII (53)

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes please Lib

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink at Valentines

Put both names so I can copy & paste

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kinky-Minx and easyas69 - Match

Kinky-Minx and Mr Potato Head - Match

Kinky-Minx and Mr Alleycat - Match

Kinky-Minx and SwingoftheKingers - Match

BabsJoan and Mr Potato Head – Re-Match

Mrs Mia Wallace and Mrlothbrok &

Tushy Lover and Gothamsfinest - Match

Mr Alleycat and the_original_banshee - Match

suitedandbooted and naughtybutnice888 - Match

Shortishblonde and _orny irish - Match

Perdita Von Tease and GothamsFinest – Match

Thatthing and ms_mac75 - Match

Naughtybutnice888 and hornyirish - Match

Kinky-Minx and RoughAndSmooth - Match

Miss.Honey and _orny irish - Match

Shortishblonde and _orny irish - Match

Kinky-Minx and jt90 - Match

Jt90 and peachy - Match

3sum queen and meltmychocolate – Match & MET

Kinky-Minx and TheHatter – Re-Match

Sex Luther and Shortishblonde - Match

bobtheredelephant and Mrs Mac – Match & MET

Somuchfortheafterglow and clit Eastwood - Match

Mr Potato Head and YoungAndNaughty69 – Match

Thatthing and MrsMac - Match

Iworkout and Miss.Honey - Match

Hatter and Estella - Matchlet

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

Count me in, perhaps I may grab someone's eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off work that week. Form an orderly queue please ladies and I'll get to you all in turn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening "

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, what's a matchlet?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"OP, what's a matchlet?

"

It's a mash up of match and tartlet

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, what's a matchlet?

It's a mash up of match and tartlet "

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well try my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Daisies are white

I'm going to stick my dinkle

In the place where you shite.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Roses are red

Daisies are white

I'm going to stick my dinkle

In the place where you shite.

"

My toilet bowl? Shall I add some of that bloo stuff to make it exciting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish but I'm a single Pringle that day and every other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Daisies are white

I'm going to stick my dinkle

In the place where you shite.

My toilet bowl? Shall I add some of that bloo stuff to make it exciting?

"

At least it will hide the skids.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Roses are red

Daisies are white

I'm going to stick my dinkle

In the place where you shite.

"

No you're not

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Let's go screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My poem didn't work so I'll match myself with my right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You suck me,

Then I'll lick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My poem didn't work so I'll match myself with my right hand

"

Me neither. I can't work out why. Maybe I should start a profile advice thread.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(.)(.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, I'll buy a fleshlight. More wine for me then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

"

She's not daft.

Violets are blue, roses are red

I quite fancy four in a bed.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

"

lucky match

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

I'll join this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My poem didn't work so I'll match myself with my right hand

Me neither. I can't work out why. Maybe I should start a profile advice thread. "

I think that's a great idea, don't think it's ever been done before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a match

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

Any localish Lady like to match with me - or should I carry on dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like lots of dildos, fleshlights, and hands will be having a good Valentine's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I'll spoon the cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like lots of dildos, fleshlights, and hands will be having a good Valentine's day "

I think I shall abstain from the Valentine's Day festivities. Palm Sunday is probably the day allocated to single men anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo im in!

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

And sometimes they're white

Sit on my face

And ride me all night

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like lots of dildos, fleshlights, and hands will be having a good Valentine's day "

I might treat leftie. It's good to keep things fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I matched with that sexy woman.

She doesn't know yet! I'll tell her later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me and my right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tip my hat in the ring here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earth to Mars

Mars to Venus

Come upstairs

and I'll show you my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor "

That was your fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor

That was your fault "

Erm nope yours

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Why not im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are red.

FUCK... FIRE.

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg "

Yes it's in the wrong lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips "
It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips "

If only there was a simple solution to this dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips "

How do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyy sexy people hope all of you are getting lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

How do you eat yours "
Melting from my pussy mixed with juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor

That was your fault

Erm nope yours "

Course it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

How do you eat yours Melting from my pussy mixed with juices "

Thats so hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

How do you eat yours Melting from my pussy mixed with juices "

Well thats handy as i lick the centre out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

How do you eat yours Melting from my pussy mixed with juices

Well thats handy as i lick the centre out "
What a tasty combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needing a little help here with my creme egg

Yes it's in the wrong lips It seems to have got itself wedged between the wrong lips

How do you eat yours Melting from my pussy mixed with juices

Well thats handy as i lick the centre out What a tasty combination "

Perfect combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'm in. The last one worked a treat

MrsMac wants a man

To hold her fan

-ny and kiss her neck

Whilst she scream by'eck

Yer cocks reet lovely

Pure poetry that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My box appears to be lacking matches!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I'm in. The last one worked a treat

MrsMac wants a man

To hold her fan

-ny and kiss her neck

Whilst she scream by'eck

Yer cocks reet lovely

Pure poetry that. "

Umm... we can work on the poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I'm in. The last one worked a treat

MrsMac wants a man

To hold her fan

-ny and kiss her neck

Whilst she scream by'eck

Yer cocks reet lovely

Pure poetry that.

Umm... we can work on the poetry. "

Err. My poetry has won acclaim I will have you know! My latest 'The Whatsapp Whatsit' was clicked until they could click no more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My box appears to be lacking matches!!"

Mine too! Maybe there's a server issue. Yeah, it definitely must be that!

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By *weetdickdelMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I'm in. The last one worked a treat

MrsMac wants a man

To hold her fan

-ny and kiss her neck

Whilst she scream by'eck

Yer cocks reet lovely

Pure poetry that.

Umm... we can work on the poetry.

Err. My poetry has won acclaim I will have you know! My latest 'The Whatsapp Whatsit' was clicked until they could click no more!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor

That was your fault

Erm nope yours

Typical man always blaming the woman

Course it was "

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"My box appears to be lacking matches!!

Mine too! Maybe there's a server issue. Yeah, it definitely must be that! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in looking for a lovely evening

Well don't take your date to the cinema and loose half the popcorn on the floor

That was your fault

Erm nope yours

Typical man always blaming the woman

Course it was "

I simply cannot accept blame for spilt popcorn

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

roses are red

violets are blue

a meet for valentines

just a coffee would do

someone close, someone far

morning,evening or afternoon

only problem is I have no car,

so i travel by bus or train..but not by balloon

i'm tallish, and hairy

except for my head,

apparently i have a talented tongue..and not bad in bed

so drop me a line, a message or two..

for valentine fun..just me and you

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Had some lovely replies from the previous thread. Shame no matches though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money

Meh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wonder if I can find me a match

Someone who likes brains and a tight juicy snatch

A lunch date and flowers, a bottle of hooch

Could it be Lib? Perhaps Taff and pooch?

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley


"No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money

Meh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Match me, match me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear the same people just match each other on a continual loop on here lol. Looking at the OP and the list she has to meet about 6 guys on Valentine's Day. Like a speed dating arrangement or take me out kind of affair.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

"

Not my doing

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I matched with that sexy woman.

She doesn't know yet! I'll tell her later. "

Then tell me

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Match me, match me "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I swear the same people just match each other on a continual loop on here lol. Looking at the OP and the list she has to meet about 6 guys on Valentine's Day. Like a speed dating arrangement or take me out kind of affair."

I can't help it of not many people are proactive

And it's not literally for Feb 14th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a proactive mood this year

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell I'll throw my name into the hat..just a shame the hat I choose hasn't a hole in the bottom lmao

Guess I'll end up first reserve??lmao

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in a proactive mood this year "

That's good, you'll do well

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

"

In the bunker?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

"

I will give you a post Valentines fuck.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

I will give you a post Valentines fuck. "

March 18th?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boycotting this thread in protest against Valentines Day. If anyone wants me next Tuesday I'll be up a tree, throwing rocks at happy people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink at Valentines

Put both names so I can copy & paste "

you mean we should meet if we match? Damn.

That means finding someone within driving distance.

Your making this Valantines day imposible.

Does anyone want to meet at my local coffee shop? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in. Xx

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By *leaser_m69Man
over a year ago

london

Count me in too x

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By *leaser_m69Man
over a year ago

london


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

"

Wouldnt mind

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"you mean we should meet if we match? Damn.

That means finding someone within driving distance.

Your making this Valantines day imposible.

Does anyone want to meet at my local coffee shop? Anyone? "

Distance can be overcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind Valentines Day, the day before's my birthday

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

I will give you a post Valentines fuck.

March 18th? "

Of course. Things are still on track.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I love this game x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Evening "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Never mind Valentines Day, the day before's my birthday "

How about the 18th then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you match me up too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Valentines Day, the day before's my birthday

How about the 18th then?"

Try to stop me!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Never mind Valentines Day, the day before's my birthday

How about the 18th then?

Try to stop me! "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can you match me up too x"

You match yourself by messaging or talking to people in the threads

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I'm boycotting this thread in protest against Valentines Day. If anyone wants me next Tuesday I'll be up a tree, throwing rocks at happy people."

Any room left on that branch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J"

I wouldn't helping you take that dress off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in. Not that I got any tangible interest the first time I said this at like but one is allowed to dream

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm still in. Not that I got any tangible interest the first time I said this at like but one is allowed to dream "

Your location is off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill try my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill try my luck "

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill try my luck

Well hello there "

evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off "

When you make a mistake and have to correct it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Erm...it's not for me this.

I'll take a post Valentines fuck.

In the bunker?"

Yes inside the bunker.

The day after Valentines

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I've got a date for the 14th by the way. Some dafty wants to buy me dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off

When you make a mistake and have to correct it "
Meaning you don't want to take my dress off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

I need match making

I'm a lost cause

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I need match making

I'm a lost cause "

Angel I would not say your a lost cause just that the two of us have not found each other. However now that we have changed that let me see how much of a hells angel you can be.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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oh and be very local.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf."

Too the point I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off

When you make a mistake and have to correct it Meaning you don't want to take my dress off "

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?"

I like my steak rare and my Bj's well done

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf."

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off

When you make a mistake and have to correct it Meaning you don't want to take my dress off

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me "
Easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

I like my steak rare and my Bj's well done "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

Yes!! "

i will stab any mf who messes me about now and thinks he has the right to come near me again.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've got a date for the 14th by the way. Some dafty wants to buy me dinner "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off

When you make a mistake and have to correct it Meaning you don't want to take my dress off

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me Easily distracted "

Well, I was imagining taking your dress off...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?"

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it "

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, need a little help taking my dress off

J

I wouldn't mind helping you take that dress off

When you make a mistake and have to correct it Meaning you don't want to take my dress off

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me Easily distracted

Well, I was imagining taking your dress off..."
Slowly and seductively

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys "

Somebody must know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

Yes!!

i will stab any mf who messes me about now and thinks he has the right to come near me again. "

Top lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me Easily distracted

Well, I was imagining taking your dress off... Slowly and seductively "

Is there any other way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're after a Valentine's Day filled with ready meals, smart price wine and below average sex I'm your guy

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me Easily distracted

Well, I was imagining taking your dress off... Slowly and seductively

Is there any other way? "
rough and ripped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're after a Valentine's Day filled with ready meals, smart price wine and below average sex I'm your guy

Any takers? "
Aww my ideal date

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

Yes!!

i will stab any mf who messes me about now and thinks he has the right to come near me again.

Top lass "

including you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh no, I definitely want to do that. I missed words out, your picture distracted me Easily distracted

Well, I was imagining taking your dress off... Slowly and seductively

Is there any other way? rough and ripped "

Not on Valentine's Day that is for every other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're after a Valentine's Day filled with ready meals, smart price wine and below average sex I'm your guy

Any takers? Aww my ideal date "

Works every time

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys

Somebody must know "

They're the two things a man does not usually get (at home at least) - a good steak and a good BJ

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

Yes!!

i will stab any mf who messes me about now and thinks he has the right to come near me again. "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys

Somebody must know

They're the two things a man does not usually get (at home at least) - a good steak and a good BJ "

Oh, I need a man then

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys

Somebody must know

They're the two things a man does not usually get (at home at least) - a good steak and a good BJ

Oh, I need a man then "

Reporting for steak and bj duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm after one guy only. needs to have a high sex drive. needs to want to be friends.

no bullshit. no keeping me hanging while he's busy trying to fuck the whole site.

any bullshit and you're gone, idgaf.

Yes!!

i will stab any mf who messes me about now and thinks he has the right to come near me again.

Top lass

including you."

Expect nothing less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm boycotting this thread in protest against Valentines Day. If anyone wants me next Tuesday I'll be up a tree, throwing rocks at happy people.

Any room left on that branch? "

Certainly. It's BYO rocks, though.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Can we talk about March 14th? Steak and Bj day isn't it?

What is the correlation between steak and sex? I've never understood it

No idea. I do however like to loiter in the supermarket on that day, sometimes I even throw steak in randoms trolleys "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

So who has matched for Singles Awareness Day?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"So who has matched for Singles Awareness Day? "

not me, but then again i didn't expect to...what with all the stabby threats and that.

gonna try and tap off at the gym the day after though.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So who has matched for Singles Awareness Day?

not me, but then again i didn't expect to...what with all the stabby threats and that.

gonna try and tap off at the gym the day after though."

As long as you find some fun

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"So who has matched for Singles Awareness Day?

not me, but then again i didn't expect to...what with all the stabby threats and that.

gonna try and tap off at the gym the day after though.

As long as you find some fun "

be nice seeing the guy as well, even just to chat to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self - must read threads from the top.

This is not the thread I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck this. I'll just match myself to my dildo. It's basically an OP match thread.

"

Sounds like a fun match up

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I'm boycotting this thread in protest against Valentines Day. If anyone wants me next Tuesday I'll be up a tree, throwing rocks at happy people.

Any room left on that branch?

Certainly. It's BYO rocks, though. "

Excellent

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Is it too late to join?

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By *ueenofheartsWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'll join if it's not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting my name down for Valentine's register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a go at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, I'll spoon the cat! "

I just looked at your profile and your fine with a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join please? "

Sure, but if you're not meeting...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Any matches to report? The V day is close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no because i'm no match for anyone here

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"no because i'm no match for anyone here "

Guess no one is on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to Hanky's day event on Tuesday so if anyone fancies Valentines shenanigans you are welcome to try your luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out unless I can be persuaded

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I've given up! I don't think even Mr rightish is out there - let alone Mr right! Spinster Peachy for evermore!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm still looking for a 3sum date.

failing that i will just go out for a meal with one guy. i'll try and be romantic although this isn't my default setting.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

The guy I like isn't even interested, so I give up

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