FabSwingers.com forum: This isn't going to go down well....

By *oecurlingkink999 OP Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're still waiting for them to all get together and pick their terms.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Leaving the toilet seat down is the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold doors for everyone. Most people do. It's not chivalrous, it's just normal.

I don't do the other two but no man has ever done either of those for me. Plus, I'd probably make it worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a wheelbarrow *flexes her lipstick*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Last man who insisted on helping me walked off with my wheel locking nut! Cost me £30 to replace!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I own a wheelbarrow *flexes her lipstick*"

Now that's down right horny....I love the wheelbarrow

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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single mum here, on and off. been doing my own shit since forever.

i hold doors open if i bother to go out and interact with my species.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Last man who insisted on helping me walked off with my wheel locking nut! Cost me £30 to replace!

men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help men wank, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest.I do feck all.ive fella at home to do that for me

I do hold doors open though.it's only manners to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

I wouldn't want a woman to do anything for me. Or a man. I can do almost anything better anyway, why would I want a half assed job done.

Open a door for me is fine, but I'll hold it for you in the way out.

Pay for the meal, I'll get the next, pay half for a room etc....

Equal is equal right. It's not a competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single mum here, on and off. been doing my own shit since forever.

i hold doors open if i bother to go out and interact with my species."

I've just realised who you are

Nice to see you back

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

Pffft I can do all that (or can use a phone to call an engineer if I can't

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And I can catch and release spiders...

WITH MY BARE HANDS!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"single mum here, on and off. been doing my own shit since forever.

i hold doors open if i bother to go out and interact with my species.

I've just realised who you are

Nice to see you back

never leaving you all, hope you know that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I help men wank, does that count?"

100%

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One thing I like doing, is pushing cars when they've broken down! People think I won't be able to do it, and I always get a kick out of feeling it begin to roll, then picking up the pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

Pffft I can do all that (or can use a phone to call an engineer if I can't

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And I can catch and release spiders...

WITH MY BARE HANDS!

Yeah I'm the spider person in my house too.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I hold doors open for men woman and children.

I can change a tyre and fix a washing machine.

I can put up level shelves.

The only thing I can think of at moment that I can't do that a man does is make sperm!

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By *hris99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

You are a brave man putting that up haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

I wouldn't want a woman to do anything for me. Or a man. I can do almost anything better anyway, why would I want a half assed job done.

Open a door for me is fine, but I'll hold it for you in the way out.

Pay for the meal, I'll get the next, pay half for a room etc....

Equal is equal right. It's not a competition. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

You won't regret it, you'll get the response you want. As attempts at being deliberately provocative go this is pretty poor

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

I wouldn't want a woman to do anything for me. Or a man. I can do almost anything better anyway, why would I want a half assed job done.

Open a door for me is fine, but I'll hold it for you in the way out.

Pay for the meal, I'll get the next, pay half for a room etc....

Equal is equal right. It's not a competition. "

Precisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel a bra burning session comming on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Perfect answer.

It cuts both ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ladies we don't want ya breaking a nail

I suppose I fit the new kitchen lay the new slabs in the garden wash the cars make you a nice Cupa while you watch corrie

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By *oecurlingkink999 OP Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Got a fealing I'm not getting any tonight when she reads this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Got a fealing I'm not getting any tonight when she reads this

Maybe she'll tell you to do it your bloody self?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

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Where are these feminists who are destroying society to help hey

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I help men wank, does that count?"

no it doesn't it just adds to the number of wankers in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I help men wank, does that count?

100%"

That's what counts.

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By *oecurlingkink999 OP Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Got a fealing I'm not getting any tonight when she reads this

Maybe she'll tell you to do it your bloody self?

I've tried gives me back ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single mum here, on and off. been doing my own shit since forever.

i hold doors open if i bother to go out and interact with my species.

I've just realised who you are

Nice to see you back

never leaving you all, hope you know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

So can I but if some guy wants to prove himself by doing a job I don't particularly like...Off with him, doesn't change our status as human beings.

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By *oecurlingkink999 OP Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Bollocks I've just broke a nail

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok that's going in my notes on you for future reference don't be polite and offer miss honey a helping hand even if you feel four hands will get the job done quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own my own toolbox .

At my last house I helped the guy lay our patio by wheelbarrowing bricks etc . I think he called me his labourer . I also compiled my own rockery .

I won't be beaten . I used to know all the engine parts on the old cars . New care are beyond be !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

I am happy to open doors for whomever, and will loudly say "You're welcome" when they don't thank you for it.

I was very grateful once when a nice guy stopped to help me change a flat in the snow on the Chase. (I just couldn't loosen the nuts thanks to the tyre place using their machine to overtighten them)

As for the washer- it's usually cheaper to replace it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

So can I but if some guy wants to prove himself by doing a job I don't particularly like...Off with him, doesn't change our status as human beings. "

Ah come on OP was expecting this kind of response

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok that's going in my notes on you for future reference don't be polite and offer miss honey a helping hand even if you feel four hands will get the job done quicker

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

Done all of those things. In fact done all of those things while a guy watches on.

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By *oecurlingkink999 OP Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Got a fealing I'm not getting any tonight when she reads this

... Just sent him to the shop (in the wind and rain) ... because, I'm clearly too 'girly' to manage it myself.

What can I get the sexist git to do next....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can hold a door and fix stuff but when a man does it for me it feels so much better

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And my other answer is when guys start cooking, putting the toilet seat and lid down, ironing, pairing their socks and know where their car keys are when they are late and in a panic rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the toilet seat down is the worst!

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why can't women put the toilet seat up after they finished smacks of lazyism and passing the buck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

Lol I open doors for guys all the time

Helping change a tyre ..I'd say I'm more a hindrance

Fixing the washing machine...hmmmm I'm great at breaking them than fixing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I go in 90% of toilets the lid is up but the seat is down so I think women should either put the lod down after or put the seat up they're the ones always going on about it afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I help men wank, does that count?"

It is indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok, but is it alright if I stop and watch you bending over?..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Whenever I go in 90% of toilets the lid is up but the seat is down so I think women should either put the lod down after or put the seat up they're the ones always going on about it afterall"

I agree so I do both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_PnRCLe9A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I go in 90% of toilets the lid is up but the seat is down so I think women should either put the lod down after or put the seat up they're the ones always going on about it afterall

I agree so I do both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_PnRCLe9A"
Thanks. Usefull to know, that's fuxking minging and something I suspected by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unblocked a sink and fixed our toilet last week. Walked round like Beyoncé for the whole weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I unblocked a sink and fixed our toilet last week. Walked round like Beyoncé for the whole weekend! "

So you should I can't fix me toliet even if you give me a manual

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok, but is it alright if I stop and watch you bending over?..

Bent over? I'll be crouched down fiddling with nuts

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Fixed toilets, unblocked sinks, fixed my boiler, painter and decorator and love nothing more than doing odd DIY jobs and projects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fixed toilets, unblocked sinks, fixed my boiler, painter and decorator and love nothing more than doing odd DIY jobs and projects

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I have project for you and it can't be done myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

And I can open a door myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok, but is it alright if I stop and watch you bending over?..

Bent over? I'll be crouched down fiddling with nuts "

I'd need to be much closer for that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex didn't do jack; it was me wiring in dimmer switches; me fixing the washer and also me wiring in the cooker and me doing our plumbing underneath the sink. Personally would love a man who could at least do half the jobs I can xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always the gentlemen

But come on ladies when are you going to start helping us men.

Open doors for us

Stop to help change a tyre

Fix the washing machine etc etc

Got a feeling I'm going to regret this thread

I have stopped and helped many a person on the side of the road, fixed many mechanical objects and I hold doors for anyone following behind me, because I have the knowledge, strength and ability to do so. but I understand that not everybody, woman or man, has the abilities I have.

I was very lucky to be taught growing up how to change a plug, diagnose faults, fix things for myself, and now i'm even more lucky that I have a beautiful man to do all those things so I don't have to

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

And I can open a door myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

And I can open a door myself "

Does that actually offend you? I'm a bit old school and have always done it, but I do it for anyone, not just ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

Ok, but is it alright if I stop and watch you bending over?..

Bent over? I'll be crouched down fiddling with nuts "

Perfect position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hate not to be able to do the practical stuff, I don't want to be looked after! This morning I was digging post holes and cementing the posts in, and this afternoon I hopped on a tractor and ploughed a small field. I love doing this sort of stuff, it makes me happy. I look pretty in a dress too

Holding doors open and being gracious when someone does it for you is common courtesy and not gender specific.

Nell

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Whenever I go in 90% of toilets the lid is up but the seat is down so I think women should either put the lod down after or put the seat up they're the ones always going on about it afterall

I agree so I do both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_PnRCLe9A Thanks. Usefull to know, that's fuxking minging and something I suspected by the way."

So it's both the seat and lid down from now on everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the flip side I can do all the home DIY and car stuff, but I can also cook, clean, iron and even sew if I really have to. Totally domesticated me.Toilet seat aware and everything..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do things for others based on the joy of giving and not duty or role etc. My female friends do all of those thing listed pretty much and very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

And I can open a door myself

Does that actually offend you? I'm a bit old school and have always done it, but I do it for anyone, not just ladies."

No it doesn't offend me, it was just a response to the OP. It's choice people do these things. I'm presuming the OP was tongue in cheek/said as a joke, but making out women expected men to do the said things.

Personally, if I don't know how to do something I can normally watch a YouTube video to find out how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these women who can do all these things. Pfftt, yet you can't figure out how to reply to a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman is only truly happy when her man suffers for her....... immensely! Apparently, that's what my mate Dave told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex didn't do jack; it was me wiring in dimmer switches; me fixing the washer and also me wiring in the cooker and me doing our plumbing underneath the sink. Personally would love a man who could at least do half the jobs I can xx"
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I specialise in half assed jobs... Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

I can change a tyre on my own, please don't stop to help me.

same - and learnt how to rewire plug when i was 7

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