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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Intelligent, fun, adventurous and horny

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Tall

Muscles

Tattoos

Banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Boobs

Curves

Smart

Grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Well endowed

Filthy in bed

Local

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful."

Hi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Funny

Well endowed

Filthy in bed

Local"

Hi

(I'm not *that* local but...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toned, sexy, bisexual, adventurous

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold! "

I might not be tall enough but Hi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Toned, sexy, bisexual, adventurous "

Get in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold!

I might not be tall enough but Hi "

You're no stranger to my pervy radar, Joe!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Classy

Horny

Adventurous

Available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet, legs wide open.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold!

I might not be tall enough but Hi "

I fear I'm with you there

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

In

The

Same

Bed (kitchen, hall, bathroom, garden)

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Short, hairy, filthy, sane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older busty adventurous loud

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold!

I might not be tall enough but Hi

You're no stranger to my pervy radar, Joe! "

Wellll... if you don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older

Filthy

Fit

Laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Muscles

Tattoos

Banter "

Hello

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Classy

Horny

Adventurous

Available "

Oh damn, got stuck on the first word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Filthy

Tall

Open

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Classy

Horny

Adventurous

Available

Oh damn, got stuck on the first word! "

I mean of the profile lol!!

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

Hi "

Haha. We should of said 5 words so we could add 'female'

But full points for effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very attractive, low expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs

Curves

Smart

Grateful"

I'm grateful for your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants to fuck me

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Fit.

Attractive.

Good body.

Personality.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sharp-witted

Passionate

Intense

Macho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young tattooed and local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall,happy,unselfish and horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, intelligent, sarcastic, bold!

I might not be tall enough but Hi

You're no stranger to my pervy radar, Joe!

Wellll... if you don't ask, you don't get"

Not gonna lie, it's the tight pans!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Single

Hot

Fun

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likes her cunt licked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single

Hot

Fun

Sexy"

ditto on that hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toned, sexy, bisexual, adventurous

Get in line

"

Happy to stand behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Sexy

Good kisser

Adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older

Filthy

Fat

Laugh"

Just made a little adjustment there so I fit the criteria...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

Hi

Haha. We should of said 5 words so we could add 'female'

But full points for effort "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUfPTeE0DM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selective

Boobs

Bum

Face

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Sharp-witted

Passionate

Intense

Macho"

I suppose 3 out of 4 isn't bad....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs

Dirrty

Pretty

Thing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wants to fuck me "

Long time no FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

Long time no FAF"

Bend over then love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

Hi

Haha. We should of said 5 words so we could add 'female'

But full points for effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUfPTeE0DMhows this work

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open legs, hairy cunt

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sharp-witted

Passionate

Intense

Macho

I suppose 3 out of 4 isn't bad.... "

Oh, which are you not lol??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wants to fuck me

Long time no FAF

Bend over then love "

OI!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Open legs, hairy cunt "

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks like a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

"

You, M and me?

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

Hi

Haha. We should of said 5 words so we could add 'female'

But full points for effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUfPTeE0DM

"

very good

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Female

Pretty

Funny

Here

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

Long time no FAF

Bend over then love

OI!!!

"

You need four words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older

Filthy

Fat

Laugh

Just made a little adjustment there so I fit the criteria... "

Haha! I love big women! From what I can see you don't look fat at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older

Filthy

Fat

Laugh

Just made a little adjustment there so I fit the criteria... "

you fit my criteria darlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair."

hair I have in abundance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young tattooed and local"

Wish I was local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me? "

Yes. Just yes.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me? "

I wanna be this M.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

hair I have in abundance. "

That's five words Hatter.

But yes, you'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me?

Yes. Just yes. "

Should be four....DJ?!

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fat, funny, fuckslikea bunny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, Uninhibited, Enthusiastic, Patient.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fun,bisxual, interesting. Witty

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me?

I wanna be this M. "

I was being discreet!

Also, four words people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

hair I have in abundance.

That's five words Hatter.

But yes, you'll do."

'You'll do'

That's all I've ever wanted someone to say to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me?

I wanna be this M. "

I think you are.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me?

I wanna be this M.

I was being discreet!

Also, four words people!!!!"

Oops, sorry times two!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

hair I have in abundance.

That's five words Hatter.

But yes, you'll do.

'You'll do'

That's all I've ever wanted someone to say to me. "

Hatter four words only!

You'll do quite nicely.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Tall

Dominant

Kinky

Gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate

Not fussy

Available

Male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensual

Dirty

Submissive

Funny

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful.

Hi

Haha. We should of said 5 words so we could add 'female'

But full points for effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUfPTeE0DM

very good "

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witty

Fitty

Funny

Batman

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fun,bisxual, interesting. Witty "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tall

dark

kinky

funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky, bisexual, intelligent, easygoing

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

hair I have in abundance.

That's five words Hatter.

But yes, you'll do.

'You'll do'

That's all I've ever wanted someone to say to me.

Hatter four words only!

You'll do quite nicely. "

You'll make me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedonistic alternative bi switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny

Well endowed

Filthy in bed

Local

Hi

(I'm not *that* local but...)"

This makes me nervous and aroused in equal measure.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wants to fuck me

You, M and me?

Yes. Just yes.

Should be four....DJ?! "

How very exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy

Hot

Funny

Respectful

Madame B

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Kinky, bisexual, intelligent, easygoing

Poppy"

Hi

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Respectful, considerate, patient, attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Respectful, considerate, patient, attractive"

patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair."

im local want some

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Female

Pretty

Funny

Here

S"

Actually this needs adjusting to

Feminine, Pretty, Funny, Here

S

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Funny, considerate, kinky, respectful

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Well versed in naughtiness.

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By *tticusFMan
over a year ago

Newark

Female

Interested

Kinky

Confident

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some "

Best offer I've received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me cum hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received. "

home now very horny

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Stamina

Funny

Handsome

Freetime

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

"

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go.

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

actually answers to messages!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go."

Phwoarrrrr!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Respectful, considerate, patient, attractive

patient "

Yes, as in doesn't expect me to drop everything there and then for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute

Sexy

Funny

Interesting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go.

Phwoarrrrr! "

Hi

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

someone with an IQ of 70+

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny"

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go.

Phwoarrrrr!

Hi "

Hubba hubba....

I strangely fancy watching Baywatch despite never having watched an episode in my life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go."

That's in the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit , genuine , punctual , unshockable

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go.

Phwoarrrrr!

Hi

Hubba hubba....

I strangely fancy watching Baywatch despite never having watched an episode in my life..... "

They're not Speedos, they're CK, but they're practically budgie smugglers. I feel quite exposed wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinky, bisexual, intelligent, easygoing

Poppy

Hi "

Hey, I had a dream about you the other night!!

P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking gorgeous and tasty

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Kinky, bisexual, intelligent, easygoing

Poppy

Hi

Hey, I had a dream about you the other night!!

P."

Really?

Good or bad? Don't need details if you're uncomfortable sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently. "

bent over the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinky, bisexual, intelligent, easygoing

Poppy

Hi

Hey, I had a dream about you the other night!!

P.

Really?

Good or bad? Don't need details if you're uncomfortable sharing"

What I remember of it now, it was really rather good!! . OK, if I'm honest, it was hot

P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the bar buying.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"At the bar buying. "

Where've you been hiding?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently. "

Story of my life...

Home alone and horny.

See lady, invite over.

*Lady washing her hair*

Oh well, her loss.

Masturbate whilst weeping manfully.

Same again tomorrow, probably.

Sorry OP. Off-topic.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Fit , genuine , punctual , unshockable

"

Whoop you are back!

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Not fussy, easily pleased.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently.

Story of my life...

Home alone and horny.

See lady, invite over.

*Lady washing her hair*

Oh well, her loss.

Masturbate whilst weeping manfully.

Same again tomorrow, probably.

Sorry OP. Off-topic. "

It's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent

Passionate

Beautiful

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting, gentle, nice arse.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently.

Story of my life...

Home alone and horny.

See lady, invite over.

*Lady washing her hair*

Oh well, her loss.

Masturbate whilst weeping manfully.

Same again tomorrow, probably.

Sorry OP. Off-topic. "

Stop being so brilliant.

It's unfair to many.

Your posts - bloody epic.

They truly cause chortles.

Wrexham isn't that far.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go."

*screenshotted for the lady wank bank*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to fuck me "

*Coughs*

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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fucks me every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit , genuine , punctual , unshockable

Whoop you are back! "

We always take a break around Christmas , and always return end of January . Predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond

Joe

In

Speedos

OH EM GEE.

Ok.

For 10 mins only... here you go.

Phwoarrrrr!

Hi

Hubba hubba....

I strangely fancy watching Baywatch despite never having watched an episode in my life.....

They're not Speedos, they're CK, but they're practically budgie smugglers. I feel quite exposed wearing them "

Mmmmm that's what they are

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulse, intelligent, genitalia, hair.

im local want some

Best offer I've received.

home now very horny

That is some offer.

Busy washing hair currently.

Story of my life...

Home alone and horny.

See lady, invite over.

*Lady washing her hair*

Oh well, her loss.

Masturbate whilst weeping manfully.

Same again tomorrow, probably.

Sorry OP. Off-topic. "

sorry got carried away

Dark skinned gorgeous ass

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"fucks me every day "

Hello again to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent

Confident

Exhibitionist

Salacious

Or

Well up for it

Or

Is able to accomodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy,filthy,sexy and funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who'll have me.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"fucks me every day

Hello again to you! "

hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young, hot, fit, uninhibited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petite pussy with attitude

M x

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

Tall.dominant.intelligent .single .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Petite pussy with attitude

M x "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful, beautiful, intelligent, dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, chatty, entertaining and yummy

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Wrexham isn't that far."

(I have no words)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toned.

Attractive.

Bi.

Funny.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit, bisexual, outgoing, respectful."

Definitely the last three, the first is subjective but..Hi.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun,bisxual, interesting. Witty

Hi "

Complete and utter tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun

Adventurous

Sexy

Tantric

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Funny

Adventurous

Kinky

Relaxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respecful, calm, open minded and affectionate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boobs,local,mature,pierced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap

Nasty

Available

Now (or maybe just whenever I am)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Respecful, calm, open minded and affectionate."

Forgot to add loves counting!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Not a total twat

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Billionaire, old, frail, childless

Oh sorry that's ideal husband not meet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Billionaire, old, frail, childless

Oh sorry that's ideal husband not meet "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Toned.

Attractive.

Bi.

Funny.

Eve. X

"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hedonistic alternative bi switch"

Yes, Both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, handsome, funny, Lib.

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

With

a

F**king

pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chemistry, Disobedience, Attraction, Heels.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Man, handsome, funny, Lib. "

Lib, give the woman your cock and stop writing rubbish poems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man, handsome, funny, Lib.

Lib, give the woman your cock and stop writing rubbish poems."

I'll forgive the crap poetry

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Experimental

Attractive

Localish

Strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witty

Fit

Sensual

Assertive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, chatty, entertaining and yummy "

Right up my street.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Small arse small tits.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Friendly happy filthy fucker

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By *at1sevCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Funny, clever, sexy and naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's my lovely wife

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, articulate, brings snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alive "

4 words ??

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Alive

4 words ??"

Nope that covers it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, articulate, brings snacks."

Snacks or chocolate ??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Tall, articulate, brings snacks."

No gender mentioned. Approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest, funny, attractive and #goodsex.

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