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"Let's get ready to grumble." Ohh, yes Ant and/or Dec should be banned | |||
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"Why does House MD have so many theme tunes on Netflix! As soon as I get settled on one it changes. For fucks sake just keep it as Massive Attack. I just want to watch formulaic Disease-Sherlock " I don;t understand any of that. Please enlighten me. | |||
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"Ok...my rant is...what the absolute fuck is happening to my country?!?!? "Yes.... kninda know the feeling. Only Americans do it with knobs on. And flags. And guns. Hell, it's only the first few weeks.  | |||
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"Why does House MD have so many theme tunes on Netflix! As soon as I get settled on one it changes. For fucks sake just keep it as Massive Attack. I just want to watch formulaic Disease-Sherlock I don;t understand any of that. Please enlighten me. "House MD has 3 different theme songs due to licensing issues with the Massive Attack song Teardrop in different countries. And Netflix just alternates between the three instead of playing the real version, it's a minor blot on the canvas of my life. | |||
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"Why does House MD have so many theme tunes on Netflix! As soon as I get settled on one it changes. For fucks sake just keep it as Massive Attack. I just want to watch formulaic Disease-Sherlock I don;t understand any of that. Please enlighten me.
House MD has 3 different theme songs due to licensing issues with the Massive Attack song Teardrop in different countries. And Netflix just alternates between the three instead of playing the real version, it's a minor blot on the canvas of my life. "I still don't understand. [RANT DENIED] | |||
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"Not enough time or space for my rants today, having a bad week!!! "chin up girl tits forward it can't be that bad  | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired! "That's not ranting that's boasting | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting "Yeah, show off. | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired! "I've just got a new rant. Thanks. | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off. "Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!? 
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful "Two meets within a few hours is boasting when some of us aren't getting any. We just jealous really. Fair play for going out and making things happen!  | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful
Two meets within a few hours is boasting when some of us aren't getting any. We just jealous really. Fair play for going out and making things happen! "I could rant stupidly about those who don't...... | |||
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"Also, separate rant. But people should stop making "Humans of" pages on Facebook... Its completely unoriginal at this point and literally noone gives a shit about you. I mean Humans of the University of East Anglia, come on!" Yeah, you're never going to have Obama comment on one of your posts, stop it now. | |||
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"Also. If you are going to copy and paste at least change the name "Agreed! Got a message very obviously directed to a couple asking if the fem plays alone? | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful
Two meets within a few hours is boasting when some of us aren't getting any. We just jealous really. Fair play for going out and making things happen!
I could rant stupidly about those who don't...... "The non meeters? | |||
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"Also. If you are going to copy and paste at least change the name
Agreed! Got a message very obviously directed to a couple asking if the fem plays alone? "I get those too. Shits me right off! | |||
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"Also, separate rant. But people should stop making "Humans of" pages on Facebook... Its completely unoriginal at this point and literally noone gives a shit about you. I mean Humans of the University of East Anglia, come on! Yeah, you're never going to have Obama comment on one of your posts, stop it now. " Maybe he's aiming for a Trump shout out? | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful "Now I have visions of a wired hanky bonking like a Duracell bunny on a caffeine high | |||
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"This fucking rain! Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't blowing a gale as well" Too true | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful
Two meets within a few hours is boasting when some of us aren't getting any. We just jealous really. Fair play for going out and making things happen!
I could rant stupidly about those who don't......
The non meeters? "Yeah! Whilst I understand there are a few who have changed circumstances etc and now only chat, there are a lot who aren't in that boat but still never meet!? I just don't 'get' it or why they are here!? It's a swinging site and although people may like the swinging lifestyle surely that involves actually having sex!? | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful
Now I have visions of a wired hanky bonking like a Duracell bunny on a caffeine high "I'd love to say yes but it's fookin cancelled
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
Yeah, show off.
Nah boasting would be after this mornings shenanigans surely!?
Right now I'm just ingesting coffee like my life depends on it - will end up wired if I'm not careful
Two meets within a few hours is boasting when some of us aren't getting any. We just jealous really. Fair play for going out and making things happen!
I could rant stupidly about those who don't......
The non meeters?
Yeah! Whilst I understand there are a few who have changed circumstances etc and now only chat, there are a lot who aren't in that boat but still never meet!?
I just don't 'get' it or why they are here!? It's a swinging site and although people may like the swinging lifestyle surely that involves actually having sex!? "I don't meet, mainly because my living arrangements mean that it's too awkward & I can't afford it. I do, however, still use the forums as that's my choice. | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits "Or those who don't reply to confirm they've received said emails. I love what I'd doing at the moment but that's my current bugbear. I just chase them up when they leave via reception | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits " Utter fuckers. | |||
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Ooooh quick let me get my coat!
Ffs!
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits "If it was important you would have phoned.  | |||
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"Rant - Same shit from last week. Nothing's changed with that shit. Can I sat here? "Same shit, different century; I sympathise | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned. "Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up? | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up? "I'm off to have a hair raid - I'll be back to sort out this mess presently. | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. " Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!? | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!? "I'm still working on that one, don't worry | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!? "here's my rant.. I can't attend the northern social because its on the same day as an important tutorial | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!?
here's my rant..
I can't attend the northern social because its on the same day as an important tutorial "Nooooooooo.... that's no good! We are hitting a club afterwards? | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!? "I won't be there. That's what's up with it. | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!?
I won't be there. That's what's up with it. "Are you sure? I thought it was one of the usps of the northern socials. | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!?
I won't be there. That's what's up with it.
Are you sure? I thought it was one of the usps of the northern socials."That's just hurtful. | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. Tea party!? What's up with my northern social!?
I won't be there. That's what's up with it. "Nor me | |||
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"I'm too tired rant.... I had a meet last night and I have a filthy meet this morning and I've not had enough hours sleep in between -tired!
That's not ranting that's boasting
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"Time is going too slowly. I need it to be next weekend." Einstein's theory of relativity states that time and space are not as constant as everyday life would suggest. He suggested that the only true constant, the speed of light, meant that time can run faster or slower depending on how high you are, and how fast you are travelling. Just a tip there | |||
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"My rant is I'm out of work and fed up of no job. Sign on today as need money grrrr" That sounds particularly shitty. Perseverance and not relying on the Job Centre will out in the end. All the best. [RANT APPROVED] | |||
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"This fucking rain! Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't blowing a gale as well" Get an umbrella or dress accordingly. You live in the UK | |||
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"I've just woken up with giant tonsils and feeling full of mucus "Stay away from me but have a virtual cuppa and some biccies. | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits "Ain't modern life grand? The promise of technology a wonderful thing? People always so helpful? [APPROVED] | |||
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"Hmmmm rant... Why did I wake on hour every hour when I slept last night? "Are you a character from Hamlet? Do you have ishhewwwss? | |||
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"Not enough time or space for my rants today, having a bad week!!! "What the hell, I'm in a good mood. [APPROVED] (hope it gets better/calms down) | |||
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"Family funeral today (cousin). Agreed to go with my folks instead of both driving. I'm currently sat in a car in 30c heat chugging our way there set to be 2 hours early. I made the wrong decision. I also forgot my umbrella. I'm still alive though so I've got that going for me." Sounds like it'll be a long day. Grit your teeth. Condolences. [APPROVED] | |||
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"My sort of serious but not that much rant is... Where are the Tea Party threads? I want to chat and perv and do all sorts. And also, I need to decide which hotel to keep depending on location and stuff. Get on it. " | |||
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Just to throw in old people, as well...being 80+ is a fucking nightmare. Life towards the end is one big bitch.
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"I've just woken up with giant tonsils and feeling full of mucus
Stay away from me but have a virtual cuppa and some biccies.
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"My rant is I just finished the book I was reading and am having that book bereft bereavement. Still, reaching for the next..." What kind of books do you like to read? | |||
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"I've got a grumble for ya (I was born to grumble) Why are there no clubs on Thursdays?! It's frustrating as! Yesterday I wanted to go to a club but I was working, but today, I'm free, but all the ones near me are shut! "There used to be a nightclub in Chichester called Thursdays. It was open on Thursdays. | |||
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Therefore! invoices and house work
And too many distractions....
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"Heavy rain=no work today
Therefore! invoices and house work
And too many distractions....
M x "Stop faffing about on here and get on with the paperwork! LOL [APPROVAL PENDING] | |||
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"I've got a grumble for ya (I was born to grumble) Why are there no clubs on Thursdays?! It's frustrating as! Yesterday I wanted to go to a club but I was working, but today, I'm free, but all the ones near me are shut!
There used to be a nightclub in Chichester called Thursdays.
It was open on Thursdays. "dont know why they shut it no one nr to moan about noise | |||
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"Heavy rain=no work today
Therefore! invoices and house work
And too many distractions....
M x
Stop faffing about on here and get on with the paperwork! LOL
[APPROVAL PENDING]"hmmmmmmm... L just said that too!! Maybe, I can go and oil my tools instead...?? Hate paperwork | |||
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"Heavy rain=no work today
Therefore! invoices and house work
And too many distractions....
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Stop faffing about on here and get on with the paperwork! LOL
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hmmmmmmm... L just said that too!!
Maybe, I can go and oil my tools instead...?? Hate paperwork "Go and do as you're told demon! | |||
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"My rant is the ignoring of my sort of rant. It was valid; fair enough it wasn't as ranty as other rants but it was a rant. Also, I'm ranting about how often I have had to type rant in order to get my point across." Life, like Rant Thursday, can be capricious. [RANT APPROVED] | |||
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"Heavy rain=no work today
Therefore! invoices and house work
And too many distractions....
M x
Stop faffing about on here and get on with the paperwork! LOL
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hmmmmmmm... L just said that too!!
Maybe, I can go and oil my tools instead...?? Hate paperwork
Go and do as you're told demon!"Get behind me Satan? Not sure I like the sound of that... | |||
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"Rant. Just when I thought I was the last to post on a thread. It's closed at 175. Thread got to big (it's been a goal for me to post last on one) Then boom, 2 more posts after me. "Yeah, it's clever that | |||
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"My rant is the ignoring of my sort of rant. It was valid; fair enough it wasn't as ranty as other rants but it was a rant. Also, I'm ranting about how often I have had to type rant in order to get my point across." Where are the threads though?! Ranty mcrant face | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face "That is worse than when your shadow looks perfect, you wing one eye and then the other goes wrong. Bloody make up x | |||
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"Still no shag. Still no orgasm. If you hear a loud bang I've imploded. "Have a wank | |||
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"They should put up a patience is the key as a sticky post here lol "That should be put under the Fabswingers name on the front page. I can picture it......... Fabswingers.com 'Patience is the key lol' | |||
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"They should put up a patience is the key as a sticky post here lol "Not many have patience like you shag it us a virtue. | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face
That is worse than when your shadow looks perfect, you wing one eye and then the other goes wrong.
Bloody make up x"Yes, man up, so to speak | |||
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"They should put up a patience is the key as a sticky post here lol
That should be put under the Fabswingers name on the front page. I can picture it.........
Fabswingers.com
'Patience is the key lol'"That is right, it is should be so that everyone knows they will be in for a long ride. | |||
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"Still no shag. Still no orgasm. If you hear a loud bang I've imploded. "My heart goes out to you in your hour of need. Terrible, terrible news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6S_VuRNGk [RANT APPROVED] | |||
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"They should put up a patience is the key as a sticky post here lol Not many have patience like you shag it us a virtue."That is right, not many have it like me and it is a virtue too lol. | |||
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"Still no shag. Still no orgasm. If you hear a loud bang I've imploded.
My heart goes out to you in your hour of need. Terrible, terrible news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6S_VuRNGk
[RANT APPROVED]"Funeral march?! Is it terminal doctor? Hoping pussy can be resuscitated | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face
That is worse than when your shadow looks perfect, you wing one eye and then the other goes wrong.
Bloody make up x
Yes, man up, so to speak"Man up? Come here you and let me stick a little pointy brush covered in bristles into your eyeball then see who needs to man up this is a pain that makes stepping on Lego barefoot feel like foreplay | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face
That is worse than when your shadow looks perfect, you wing one eye and then the other goes wrong.
Bloody make up x
Yes, man up, so to speak
Man up? Come here you and let me stick a little pointy brush covered in bristles into your eyeball then see who needs to man up this is a pain that makes stepping on Lego barefoot feel like foreplay"
Mwwwwa!
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face "TUP | |||
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"Still no shag. Still no orgasm. If you hear a loud bang I've imploded.
My heart goes out to you in your hour of need. Terrible, terrible news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6S_VuRNGk
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up? "It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.: How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls. Anyone? | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?"This is ironic; no-one's replied | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?
This is ironic; no-one's replied " | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?
This is ironic; no-one's replied
"Guessing it is impossible to stand in front of them and give them a hard stare? | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?
This is ironic; no-one's replied
Guessing it is impossible to stand in front of them and give them a hard stare?"Are they in the same building? | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?"If you send them an email headed "birthday cakes" and mention it's Sue's birthday and she's left cakes on your desk, they soon appear. When they rock up and ask where the cakes are, just say Sue ate them all as she'd turned 40 and was depressed. And then slip in what you wanted to ask them. | |||
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"not so much as a rant than a whinge....I've just endured the worst pain known to women...have just spend an hour perfecting my make-up then poked myself right in the eyeball with the mascara wand=unimaginable pain+black smudgy tears pouring down freshly made up face
TUP
Oh don't you start "I'll do whatever (and whoever) I want...... | |||
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"Colleagues who don't read their emails properly & then whinge they didn't know. You did know you just couldn't be arsed to read the information, fuckwits
If it was important you would have phoned.
Then what do you do when they don't pick the phone up?
It has been brought to my attention that not enough attention has been given to the above problem, viz.:
How to get a response from unresponsive work colleagues who fail to reply to emails or phone calls.
Anyone?
This is ironic; no-one's replied
Guessing it is impossible to stand in front of them and give them a hard stare?
Are they in the same building?"Most are. I just pester them when I see them to see if they received it. They can't escape me  | |||
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"Fuck Trump!! Can I say that?" Please do, and feel free to anytime in the days left before civilisation ends
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"Fuck Trump!! Can I say that? Please do, and feel free to anytime in the days left before civilisation ends
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"My rant is I just finished the book I was reading and am having that book bereft bereavement. Still, reaching for the next... What kind of books do you like to read?" Dick and Dora. My reading is coming on leaps and bounds. | |||
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"My rant is I just finished the book I was reading and am having that book bereft bereavement. Still, reaching for the next... What kind of books do you like to read? Dick and Dora. My reading is coming on leaps and bounds. "Goooooooooood. | |||
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