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"After watching Jaws, I refused to bathe in a bath and only showered. Was scared the shark would come and eat me in the tub. " I don't think a shark would fit in a bath | |||
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"After watching Jaws, I refused to bathe in a bath and only showered. Was scared the shark would come and eat me in the tub. I don't think a shark would fit in a bath " I know right, it scared the bejesus outta me. I was a fucked up smelly kid | |||
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"After watching Jaws, I refused to bathe in a bath and only showered. Was scared the shark would come and eat me in the tub. " most people in stoke do that anyway don't they ? | |||
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"After watching Jaws, I refused to bathe in a bath and only showered. Was scared the shark would come and eat me in the tub. most people in stoke do that anyway don't they ? " It's to keep the flies away from the posh bits | |||
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"our toilet had the cistern high up with a chain to pull on - ws very noisy and it terrified me - i used to dive onto my bed til the noise stopped - i did this for years but no idea why " guest you not afraid of the dark then as well ? | |||
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"I had my own mystical castle away on the hills far beyond my house...I thought I'd walk to it some day" It sounds like you watched Labyrinth too much. | |||
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"I thought pregnant ladies had to drink milk and they stored it in their breasts to feed the baby " This is brilliant! I'll never see a breastfeeding mother in the same way again! | |||
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"our toilet had the cistern high up with a chain to pull on - ws very noisy and it terrified me - i used to dive onto my bed til the noise stopped - i did this for years but no idea why guest you not afraid of the dark then as well ?" i dont like being outside in the dark - indoors is fine | |||
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"our toilet had the cistern high up with a chain to pull on - ws very noisy and it terrified me - i used to dive onto my bed til the noise stopped - i did this for years but no idea why guest you not afraid of the dark then as well ? i dont like being outside in the dark - indoors is fine " I don't like the dark full stop | |||
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"I thought pregnant ladies had to drink milk and they stored it in their breasts to feed the baby " hahaha i remember thinking that.. as i asked a lady feeding a baby when i was little if it would curdle the milk as she was drinking orange juice I also went through a stage of being scared the world would tip suddenly snd we would all be thrown into space... it was when i realised how small and insignificant the planet was compared to the universe. I also believed for a very long time my parents story that they found me in a briar patch left by the fairies | |||
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"I believed if you bit your finger nails, a huge nail would grow in your tummy and eventually pierce your innards! Nice! Xx" Similarly I believed if you ate the seeds of an orange or apple they would grow in your stomach | |||
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"I thought pubic hair was public hair until I was about 13! " | |||
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"If I ate the seeds of fruit like grapes a tree would grow inside my tummy. I used to meticulously pick the seeds out, you can picture my despair at the site of a pomegranate " Haha snap | |||
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"I believed if you bit your finger nails, a huge nail would grow in your tummy and eventually pierce your innards! Nice! Xx Similarly I believed if you ate the seeds of an orange or apple they would grow in your stomach " my mum used to tell me that. I once swallowed a cherry pip and was terrified as i knew how big our cherry tree was.. | |||
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"If I ate the seeds of fruit like grapes a tree would grow inside my tummy. I used to meticulously pick the seeds out, you can picture my despair at the site of a pomegranate " I remember being so scared that an apple tree would grow in my tummy because I swallowed a pip! | |||
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"I used to believe that chewing gum stuck to your insides if you swallowed it. What a knobhead kid I was " Some things you just don't grow out of | |||
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"I believed that the number of kids a person had equated to how many times they had sex " Madame B | |||
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"our toilet had the cistern high up with a chain to pull on - ws very noisy and it terrified me - i used to dive onto my bed til the noise stopped - i did this for years but no idea why guest you not afraid of the dark then as well ? i dont like being outside in the dark - indoors is fine " bet you do naughty I think its manc I like the lights on as well | |||
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"All the fireplaces in our house had been blocked up, so, short of coming in through doors or windows (and whoever's heard of that ), I 'worked out' that the only other point of entry and exit for Father Christmas must be via the toilet - and that he was able to magically shrink himself at will and keep dry and clean while somehow negotiating the u-bend!! Am not sure how I thought he got the presents inside though ..." the fairy door of course - the fairies come in and open the door for santa - this was the airbrick usually and my kids grew up thinking the same | |||
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"All the fireplaces in our house had been blocked up, so, short of coming in through doors or windows (and whoever's heard of that ), I 'worked out' that the only other point of entry and exit for Father Christmas must be via the toilet - and that he was able to magically shrink himself at will and keep dry and clean while somehow negotiating the u-bend!! Am not sure how I thought he got the presents inside though ... the fairy door of course - the fairies come in and open the door for santa - this was the airbrick usually and my kids grew up thinking the same " Awww, that's quite sweet | |||
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"All the fireplaces in our house had been blocked up, so, short of coming in through doors or windows (and whoever's heard of that ), I 'worked out' that the only other point of entry and exit for Father Christmas must be via the toilet - and that he was able to magically shrink himself at will and keep dry and clean while somehow negotiating the u-bend!! Am not sure how I thought he got the presents inside though ... the fairy door of course - the fairies come in and open the door for santa - this was the airbrick usually and my kids grew up thinking the same Awww, that's quite sweet " to the point we had to tell one lady whose house we were looking at to buy on the quiet to point out the fairy door to them - sold | |||
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"When I was about 4 I found my clit. I told my mum I was really a boy but my Willy was just very small. I was quite upset. I think she just told me not to be so silly but she didn't explain it to me. " well youre half right - just youre a girly x | |||
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"When I used to see a to let sign I thought it was public toilets and someone had removed the i " Me too!!! Ruby | |||
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"I also got guerrilla and gorilla muddled in my head, bizarrely I thought people were permanently assassinating popes (did one get shot at in the 1970s?) and genuinely thought babies were ordered from the Gratton catalogue - I remember being truly appalled when mum explained the truth about how babies were made to me aged roughly five. I was also completely terrified of the man who lived in the plug hole of the bath, why I thought there was a man who lived in the plug hole or what on earth I thought the consequences of still being in the bath when the plug was pulled I don't know, but it was the scariest concept in the universe. " Guerrilla warfare had me thinking of monkeys with guns! | |||
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"I thought WH Smith was pronounced Wuh Smith " I thought it was wuh huh smith Ruby | |||
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"Oh I'm blushing recounting this but I thought really little people lived in lamp posts ready switch the lights on when it got dark - I mean they even had little doors..." I love this one, that's too cute. This is the best thread that's been created Ruby | |||
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"Not a strange idea, as such, but I did used to enjoy wandering about the house holding a mirror in my hands, looking into it and imagining I was walking on the ceiling. " I used to sit upside down on chairs with my legs in the air so I could pretend I was walking on the ceiling | |||
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"I thought pigeons milk actually came from pigeons. I thought a sex change wasn't surgery. But a natural change. " what is pigeons milk ? | |||
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"I thought pigeons milk actually came from pigeons. I thought a sex change wasn't surgery. But a natural change. what is pigeons milk ?" It does actually come from pigeons | |||
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"I thought pigeons milk actually came from pigeons. I thought a sex change wasn't surgery. But a natural change. what is pigeons milk ? It does actually come from pigeons " just had to google - learn something every day here | |||
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"I thought pigeons milk actually came from pigeons. I thought a sex change wasn't surgery. But a natural change. what is pigeons milk ? It does actually come from pigeons just had to google - learn something every day here" Bizarre isn't it?! | |||
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"There was that period where I refused to read and was sent to remedial school." My brother refused to read too and then one day began to read aloud, fluently from an advanced text book. When asked why he wouldn't read before he said it was because the teachers were "bloody Nazis". | |||
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"I believed if you bit your finger nails, a huge nail would grow in your tummy and eventually pierce your innards! Nice! Xx Similarly I believed if you ate the seeds of an orange or apple they would grow in your stomach " Me too! Bizarre! Lol xx | |||
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"l believed in santa way too late. And l sucked a dummy until l was 6 so my parents made up a myth about the dummy fairy (like the the tooth one) and took away all my dummies for 50p. l instantly regretted it." we did a deal with the easter bunny over my daughters night time dummy - extra treat and he took them all away | |||
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"For a period in my youth I avoided standing on cracks or the join between paving slabs, I had it in my head it was bad luck, I must of looked like a right weirdo walking to school " I don't walk over drains when there's three in a row as someone once told me it was bad luck and I'm 35 As a child if I dropped one sweet I dropped a second so the first wouldn't be lonely | |||
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