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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

who wants what ....?

I'm having a cool beer as I keep a eye on the football

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

Bourbon and Coke please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch for me. Thanks.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bourbon and Coke please "

ice in that fella ...?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Scotch for me. Thanks."

on the rocks or not ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Rum n Coke pls barman

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman "

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just made a _oddy and tonic cant be bothered to cook tonight.

Thanks I will be back to collect one later

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Just made a _oddy and tonic cant be bothered to cook tonight.

Thanks I will be back to collect one later

"

coming right up my lovely do you want me to order a pizza in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot orange and pineapple and a snog please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?"

No ice but a straw pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water

On a Diet

Ruby

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"hot orange and pineapple and a snog please xx"

coming right up kat are we hands on during the snog i bloody hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotch for me. Thanks.

on the rocks or not ..?"

A splash of water is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot orange and pineapple and a snog please xx

coming right up kat are we hands on during the snog i bloody hope so "

thanks and is there any other way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey jd with I've plz

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Bourbon and Coke please "

Yes please, fill glass with ice

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?

No ice but a straw pls "

coming right up a straw hay great there's something sexy about watching a woman's lip technic around a straw

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Water

On a Diet

Ruby "

water it is how's the diet going by the way

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Just made a _oddy and tonic cant be bothered to cook tonight.

Thanks I will be back to collect one later

coming right up my lovely do you want me to order a pizza in "

lol thank you no I have eaten pizza two days on trot ..I will buy bread tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbon and Coke please "

You buying me one love

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Scotch for me. Thanks.

on the rocks or not ..?

A splash of water is perfect.

"

there you go fella enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?

No ice but a straw pls

coming right up a straw hay great there's something sexy about watching a woman's lip technic around a straw "

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd and please barman ..no ice cheers

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"hot orange and pineapple and a snog please xx

coming right up kat are we hands on during the snog i bloody hope so thanks and is there any other way xx"

no there's not now come here and lets snog for England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot orange and pineapple and a snog please xx

coming right up kat are we hands on during the snog i bloody hope so thanks and is there any other way xx

no there's not now come here and lets snog for England "

mwahhhh xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Honey jd with I've plz"

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Bourbon and Coke please

You buying me one love "

Hello you. Of course

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?

No ice but a straw pls

coming right up a straw hay great there's something sexy about watching a woman's lip technic around a straw

Oh really "

yes especially if she gives you that come get me look while she's doing it ooooooh super hot and a invitation to come to town on her

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jd and please barman ..no ice cheers "

there you go fella enjoy hows your wet Wednesday been ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Guinness please - nice and cold

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pint of Guinness please - nice and cold"

coming right up fella how was your wet Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of shiraz please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jd and please barman ..no ice cheers

there you go fella enjoy hows your wet Wednesday been ...?"

Not to bad thank you ,looks like you've had a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large Rum n Coke pls barman

a double it is gorgeous ice ..?

No ice but a straw pls

coming right up a straw hay great there's something sexy about watching a woman's lip technic around a straw

Oh really

yes especially if she gives you that come get me look while she's doing it ooooooh super hot and a invitation to come to town on her "

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Glass of shiraz please bar keep "

coming right up fella I've done you a large one as I'm having a great day so far

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jd and please barman ..no ice cheers

there you go fella enjoy hows your wet Wednesday been ...?

Not to bad thank you ,looks like you've had a good day "

yes I have fella a great day so far I'm now relaxing with a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Guinness please - nice and cold

coming right up fella how was your wet Wednesday "

Not wet in the right ways but no work so can't complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have a lime and soda please..

with ice and a slice of lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far "

Good coz I'm not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jd and please barman ..no ice cheers

there you go fella enjoy hows your wet Wednesday been ...?

Not to bad thank you ,looks like you've had a good day

yes I have fella a great day so far I'm now relaxing with a beer "

Good man cheers and enjoy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"can I have a lime and soda please..

with ice and a slice of lime "

of coarse you can coming right up how are you on this damp evening well I hope

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pint of Guinness please - nice and cold

coming right up fella how was your wet Wednesday

Not wet in the right ways but no work so can't complain "

no works always makes for a good day

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol"

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water

On a Diet

Ruby

water it is how's the diet going by the way "

Very well thank you! The water is working!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Water

On a Diet

Ruby

water it is how's the diet going by the way

Very well thank you! The water is working! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see..."

Stood up ...mans obviously not checked those legs out ...fools everywhere

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see..."

oh my god he must have been totally mad ,

I've done you a two litre jug and my numbers on the napkin if your interested in a guy who turns on when he says he will

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*in heavy French accent*

I need wine...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

one of your cocktails please darling and something to nibble

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

*in heavy French accent*

I need wine..."

I need wine for my children

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see..."

Down in one? If you do I will sorry to hear of your misfortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see...

Stood up ...mans obviously not checked those legs out ...fools everywhere "

Ooh I like you!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

*in heavy French accent*

I need wine..."

joe you can have the whole bottle for being a jovial fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see...

Stood up ...mans obviously not checked those legs out ...fools everywhere

Ooh I like you!"

Won't lie ...I've only seen those legs ..you got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see...

oh my god he must have been totally mad ,

I've done you a two litre jug and my numbers on the napkin if your interested in a guy who turns on when he says he will "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

*in heavy French accent*

I need wine..."

You never do anything around here. I'm always picking your clothes up off the floor and when was the last time you washed the dishes hmm?

Shit wrong wine!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"one of your cocktails please darling and something to nibble "

sex on the beach ok darling and how about some sausages on sticks to nibble on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx"

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pitcher of Sex on the beach please. No glass, I'm just going to drink it straight from the pitcher. Just been stood up, you see...

Down in one? If you do I will sorry to hear of your misfortune "

Thank you for your support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass of shiraz please bar keep

coming right up fella I've done you a large one as I'm having a great day so far "

Why thank you sir and its jolly that your having a spiffing day , good one here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name "

oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx"

Thanks babe x

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Can I please have a vodka and lemonade with a slice of lemon and lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

Thanks babe x"

your welcome lovely xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx"

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Don't finish my antibiotics until Friday, better have a soft drink

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I please have a vodka and lemonade with a slice of lemon and lime "

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day and evening so far how's your evening going xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx"

awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Don't finish my antibiotics until Friday, better have a soft drink "

good idea fella ok .

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Can I please have a vodka and lemonade with a slice of lemon and lime

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day and evening so far how's your evening going xxx"

My evening has just got a lot better now I have a nice cool drink in my hand.

Thank you

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Glayva please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm cocktail or a dirty martini please darling .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a little spanking on the side ....

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Glayva please. "

coming right up how are you on this damp Wednesday well I hope

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"And a little spanking on the side .... "

dirty martini coming right up

and you best brace yourself against the bar bottom out slow count down from 20 this evening me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx"

I'm just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you tease you know that's my magic number ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx

I'm just me "

xx

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Glayva please.

coming right up how are you on this damp Wednesday well I hope "

yeah its been a pretty good day

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx

I'm just me "

if your a friend of kat your welcome in my bar anytime of the night or day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oh you tease you know that's my magic number .... "

and you know I love a slow count down with a woman who loves the teasing side of play xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx

I'm just me

if your a friend of kat your welcome in my bar anytime of the night or day xx"

xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Glayva please.

coming right up how are you on this damp Wednesday well I hope

yeah its been a pretty good day "

glad to hear that let me know if you want some nibbles or another xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x "

of coarse you can how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbon and Coke please

You buying me one love

Hello you. Of course "

I warn ya.I can drink like a lad.plenty money needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x

of coarse you can how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well I hope "

I'm good thanks, though have tired aching feet after a day out shopping. So the glass of wine is much appreciated

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Bourbon and Coke please

You buying me one love

Hello you. Of course

I warn ya.I can drink like a lad.plenty money needed "

I've not noticed any cash exchange in this bar yet, my impression was it's on the house sounds like we should spilt a bottle

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x

of coarse you can how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well I hope

I'm good thanks, though have tired aching feet after a day out shopping. So the glass of wine is much appreciated "

put your feet up here I will give you a quick foot massage on the house if you promise not to giggle at my touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you tease you know that's my magic number ....

and you know I love a slow count down with a woman who loves the teasing side of play xxx"

Moi tease !!!!!!!

Darling I seduce as a lady should ... ......mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey jd with I've plz

coming right up I've done you a double as I'm having a great day so far

Good coz I'm not lol

oh dear may i ask what's up after all a trouble shared is a trouble halved xxx

Gobby 6yr olds and lying teenagers....and Tossers giving blokes a bad name oh dear not great pixie my box is open if you wanna chat xx

kats a lovely woman I suggest you take her up on her offer she really is a darling xxx

as for the kids little mites don't mean anything they just cant help themselves at that age sadly xxxx awwww thanks I try to be nice and pixie is a mate xxx

I'm just me

if your a friend of kat your welcome in my bar anytime of the night or day xx"

Cheers pal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oh you tease you know that's my magic number ....

and you know I love a slow count down with a woman who loves the teasing side of play xxx

Moi tease !!!!!!!

Darling I seduce as a lady should ... ......mwah "

you a classy total darling with a get sense of fun where's a kiss emoji when you need one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really wish it was the weekend so I could have a proper drink xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie "

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"really wish it was the weekend so I could have a proper drink xx"

soon be here darling along with the summer yippee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts. "

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"really wish it was the weekend so I could have a proper drink xx

soon be here darling along with the summer yippee "

yayyyyyyyy warm sun on naked skin and sex outdoors cant wait xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back "

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"really wish it was the weekend so I could have a proper drink xx

soon be here darling along with the summer yippee yayyyyyyyy warm sun on naked skin and sex outdoors cant wait xx"

don't forget to oil up before hand if you don't want sunburn on your tender buts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope your ok chef xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"really wish it was the weekend so I could have a proper drink xx

soon be here darling along with the summer yippee yayyyyyyyy warm sun on naked skin and sex outdoors cant wait xx

don't forget to oil up before hand if you don't want sunburn on your tender buts "

lol I still have a faint red chest from last august xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a babycham please.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a babycham please. "

coming right up fella how's your evening going .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on. "

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ice water with a slice of lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just discovered how awesome Murphys stout is!

Much better than Guinness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a babycham please.

coming right up fella how's your evening going ."

It's going OK thanks. Trying to work out where my story thread is going next. Whilst perving of course. Yours?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored "

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ice water with a slice of lime please "

Dry January is over now.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ice water with a slice of lime please "

coming right up how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well i hope

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a babycham please.

coming right up fella how's your evening going .

It's going OK thanks. Trying to work out where my story thread is going next. Whilst perving of course. Yours?"

I've had a great day fella thanks for asking

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I've just discovered how awesome Murphys stout is!

Much better than Guinness! "

two murphy stouts coming right up

how's your evening going well I hope

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Squeegee juice please??

Who wants to know what's in a _queegee juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a babycham please.

coming right up fella how's your evening going .

It's going OK thanks. Trying to work out where my story thread is going next. Whilst perving of course. Yours?

I've had a great day fella thanks for asking "

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%"

coming right up :- its only healthy as long as you don't choke on a seed or a piece of nut )

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Squeegee juice please??

Who wants to know what's in a _queegee juice"

go on then do tell some how i think I'm going to regret asking

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%

coming right up :- its only healthy as long as you don't choke on a seed or a piece of nut ) "

The machine pulverizes everything....seeds nuts ice....you name it, it goes smooth....it's brilliant ( other similar smoothie makers are available lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide "

I had spotted a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it. IPA please sir

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton


"Squeegee juice please??

Who wants to know what's in a _queegee juice

go on then do tell some how i think I'm going to regret asking "

Jaydee cranberry and ice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few "

hi are you ok? xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Fuck it. IPA please sir "

there you go fella one pint of IPA enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. IPA please sir

there you go fella one pint of IPA enjoy "

Cheers

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Squeegee juice please??

Who wants to know what's in a _queegee juice

go on then do tell some how i think I'm going to regret asking

Jaydee cranberry and ice?? "

coming right up fella will a straight glass to ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx"

Yeah good just been busy personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of chilled Butty Bach...pretty pls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally "

pleased your ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get another Sauvigon Blanc please....icy cold if you will

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pint of chilled Butty Bach...pretty pls..."

coming right up how are you on this damp Wednesday evening xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I get another Sauvigon Blanc please....icy cold if you will "

with a avatar like that how could i refuse xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get another Sauvigon Blanc please....icy cold if you will

with a avatar like that how could i refuse xxx"

Thanking you.... bottoms up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x

of coarse you can how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well I hope

I'm good thanks, though have tired aching feet after a day out shopping. So the glass of wine is much appreciated

put your feet up here I will give you a quick foot massage on the house if you promise not to giggle at my touch "

Mmmm I promise not to giggle but will moan a lot in the nicest possible way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx"

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately "

lots of work and play good combination xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ooo could I have a large glass of very cold white wine. Thank you x

of coarse you can how are you on this damp Wednesday evening well I hope

I'm good thanks, though have tired aching feet after a day out shopping. So the glass of wine is much appreciated

put your feet up here I will give you a quick foot massage on the house if you promise not to giggle at my touch

Mmmm I promise not to giggle but will moan a lot in the nicest possible way. "

ooooh well now I'm very intrigued as I love a low moaner of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%

coming right up :- its only healthy as long as you don't choke on a seed or a piece of nut )

The machine pulverizes everything....seeds nuts ice....you name it, it goes smooth....it's brilliant ( other similar smoothie makers are available lol)"

Delicious .... please Sir .... may I have one of those

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%

coming right up :- its only healthy as long as you don't choke on a seed or a piece of nut )

The machine pulverizes everything....seeds nuts ice....you name it, it goes smooth....it's brilliant ( other similar smoothie makers are available lol)

Delicious .... please Sir .... may I have one of those "

what a magic bullet i thought you had one if not as can bring mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanking you kind barman...very well..hope you are too...Cheers ...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately lots of work and play good combination xx"

Always a good combo especially if they enjoy the experience

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Thanking you kind barman...very well..hope you are too...Cheers ...x"

your welcome xxx I'm having a fun evening behind the bar had a very nice friendly crowd in here tonight cheers everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately lots of work and play good combination xx

Always a good combo especially if they enjoy the experience "

yes im sure the would of xx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Is the bar still open? I'm feeling a bit xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bar tender you are a true gent xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Is the bar still open? I'm feeling a bit xxxxx Suzi"

of coarse what can i get you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately lots of work and play good combination xx

Always a good combo especially if they enjoy the experience yes im sure the would of xx"

I like to think so

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"bar tender you are a true gent xx"

thanks kat its much appreciated xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black coffee please bar keep and a drink for pixie

coming right up fella . how are you and have you heard anything from sinning angel I miss the welsh pumpkins posts.

All good here thank you laying low from the forums for a bit. Bit boring lately. No unfortunately not but hope to see her back

don't let the prats on here get to you fella your a decent guy I can vouch for that having met you .

yes is boring lately mainly due to all the picking and bitching going on.

Not getting to me buddy just rising above it and letting them play their games. I'm sure they'll get bored

ether that or they will end up committing fab suicide

I had spotted a few hi are you ok? xx

Yeah good just been busy personally pleased your ok xx

Yeah been rather busy this week not had time to do much on here lately lots of work and play good combination xx

Always a good combo especially if they enjoy the experience yes im sure the would of xx

I like to think so "

yep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bar tender you are a true gent xx

thanks kat its much appreciated xxxx"

just telling the truth xx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi"

coming right up naked on the bed hay well my dear best open the legs so i can warm you up for a right good seeing to

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi

coming right up naked on the bed hay well my dear best open the legs so i can warm you up for a right good seeing to "

Just give me a minute to down these drinks.

Tick, tock.

Right now I'm ready, leans back mmmmmmm xxx Suzi

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi

coming right up naked on the bed hay well my dear best open the legs so i can warm you up for a right good seeing to

Just give me a minute to down these drinks.

Tick, tock.

Right now I'm ready, leans back mmmmmmm xxx Suzi"

there's a good girl arch you back for me as my tongue finds the hot spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and lemonade pls

Mrs xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Vodka and lemonade pls

Mrs xx"

no problem I've done you a double as I'm having a great day and evening enjoy

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi

coming right up naked on the bed hay well my dear best open the legs so i can warm you up for a right good seeing to

Just give me a minute to down these drinks.

Tick, tock.

Right now I'm ready, leans back mmmmmmm xxx Suzi

there's a good girl arch you back for me as my tongue finds the hot spot "

Back arched, arms stretched above my head, holding tightly to the headboard, legs parting. Mmmmm that's soooo nice xxxxx Suzi

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Could I have a triple Bacardi n , and 2 Jaeger bombs then please. Cheers.

Can I pay in kind, I've no money on me, as lying naked in bed ATM xxxxx Suzi

coming right up naked on the bed hay well my dear best open the legs so i can warm you up for a right good seeing to

Just give me a minute to down these drinks.

Tick, tock.

Right now I'm ready, leans back mmmmmmm xxx Suzi

there's a good girl arch you back for me as my tongue finds the hot spot

Back arched, arms stretched above my head, holding tightly to the headboard, legs parting. Mmmmm that's soooo nice xxxxx Suzi "

not as nice as the view brace yourself fingers incoming

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"I have one of those Nutribullet things.

Mix up a smoothie with frozen berries for vitamins, chia seeds for their oils, fried goji berries and some nuts for their minerals and top up with some white rum.

A daiquiri to die for and almost 100% healthy ...

Well I did say almost 100%

coming right up :- its only healthy as long as you don't choke on a seed or a piece of nut )

The machine pulverizes everything....seeds nuts ice....you name it, it goes smooth....it's brilliant ( other similar smoothie makers are available lol)

Delicious .... please Sir .... may I have one of those "

Yep.....it's ready for you right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhh don't spose I could get a snakebite n black could I please?!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Nice glass of chardonnay for me please.....I'll sit in the quiet corner with it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oohhh don't spose I could get a snakebite n black could I please?! "

no problem coming right up park your bottom over there and I will bring it right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka and lemonade pls

Mrs xx

no problem I've done you a double as I'm having a great day and evening enjoy "

Thanks you that should help me sleep tonight

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohhh don't spose I could get a snakebite n black could I please?! "
we call that a diesel xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Nice glass of chardonnay for me please.....I'll sit in the quiet corner with it "

going right up pick a chair and I will bring it over to you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickard and water for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G & T with ice and a slice please.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Rickard and water for me"

coming right up fella how's your day been great i hope

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"G & T with ice and a slice please. "

coming right up gorgeous I've done you a double hope you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka red bull with ice thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G & T with ice and a slice please.

coming right up gorgeous I've done you a double hope you don't mind "

No getting me d*unk, I might misbehave.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Vodka red bull with ice thanks "

one large vodka and red bull with ice coming right up how are you this evening xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"G & T with ice and a slice please.

coming right up gorgeous I've done you a double hope you don't mind

No getting me d*unk, I might misbehave. "

that's the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno and fresh lime x2

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