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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As it stands I'm over an hour late for work because the dog had explosive diarrhea this morning.

I had to send a pic to the boss to prove it.

What excuses have you have;

A) genuinely used because it was true.

B) used.....but it was bullshit

C) heard of someone else using but getting away with it.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I usually have to explain why I'm early!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I was once 2 hours late because i didnt wake up to my alarm. However having started work on that day for the past few weeks at 11am, i just said i thought thats when i was meant to be starting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually have to explain why I'm early! "

That's never been an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone was really late I wouldnt still be there waiting for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being late but I usually have a valid reason...once I just said I slept in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was once 2 hours late because i didnt wake up to my alarm. However having started work on that day for the past few weeks at 11am, i just said i thought thats when i was meant to be starting "

Thinking on your feet. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate being late but I usually have a valid reason...once I just said I slept in!"

Honesty usually flummoxes most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used ' road workers were tarmacing my street and had to wait for it to dry.

I usually point out that if I hadn't turned up at all that me being there is actually early.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

This is why I love flexi time!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm a bit conflicted.

On the one hand, having a boss as untrusting as OP would be reason to change employer.

On the other hand, jobs where you can get away with sending pictures of dogshit around are few and far behind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bit conflicted.

On the one hand, having a boss as untrusting as OP would be reason to change employer.

On the other hand, jobs where you can get away with sending pictures of dogshit around are few and far behind...

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Explosive diarrhea! !

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I usually have to explain why I'm early!

That's never been an issue "

Exactly. It is a rareity for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it stands I'm over an hour late for work because the dog had explosive diarrhea this morning.

I had to send a pic to the boss to prove it.

What excuses have you have;

A) genuinely used because it was true.

B) used.....but it was bullshit

C) heard of someone else using but getting away with it."

Opt A....I opened a tin of paint in my bedroom as i was getting ready for work one morning (can't remember why!) and I accidentally kicked the can all over my bedroom carpet. I couldn't leave it to dry on there, so had to spend an hour cleaning it up. Not sure if they believed me when I rang in to explain why I was going to be late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it stands I'm over an hour late for work because the dog had explosive diarrhea this morning.

I had to send a pic to the boss to prove it.

What excuses have you have;

A) genuinely used because it was true.

B) used.....but it was bullshit

C) heard of someone else using but getting away with it.

Opt A....I opened a tin of paint in my bedroom as i was getting ready for work one morning (can't remember why!) and I accidentally kicked the can all over my bedroom carpet. I couldn't leave it to dry on there, so had to spend an hour cleaning it up. Not sure if they believed me when I rang in to explain why I was going to be late. "

A similar thing happened to a lad I used to work with. When he got in he was put on a warning and told he should have got a new carpet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But this lad did have a penchant for story telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But this lad did have a penchant for story telling."

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