FabSwingers.com forum: wednesday is 0 meet club

By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

It's a nother Wednesday and im now up so ......

0 meet club is now open

Wot 0 meet club is about.

It's for all hoo........

Have not had a meet of any sort since thay joind but thay want to meet.

It's for all hoo.....

Find it hard to get a meet of any sort but want to meet.

It's for all hoo......

want to meet but are to shy to messige.

It's for all hoo.......

Don't have mutch luck meeting and need sumone to give them a chance.

And a re cap of the rules.....

You can join the club in 1 of 2 ways......

1 you have not had the luck of having a meet of any sort yet or your larst meet of any sort wos over 30 days agow.

2 if you meet a lot then you can join if you meet with a member of 0 meet club.....

(EG) sumone hoo meets a lot meets sumone hoo is yet to meet anyone from fab.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

*Lites the fire to worm up the place*

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

This won't go down well as the op's profile explains he has dyslexia and regular forumites like to jump to his defence. Personally as someone who is dyslexic I find that hard to believe, think that level of spelling is illiteracy (which isn't anything to be ashamed of, it affects a large number of adults for whomever education has failed them).

I digress....can I join if I have had 0 meets this year please

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

hear we go agen.....

Spelling police....

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

I digress....can I join if I have had 0 meets this year please

Well your larst meet wos 8th of Jan so that's not quite 30 days...

But if you have had no meets by next week ( that incloids socials ) then yes you can

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im about to start work so have fun all and ill be back latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the no meets in 2017 club until this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of rules here lately.

I have 0 shags. Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets for me

Can't even use a Sunday roast to persuade people

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

[Removed by poster at 01/02/17 07:11:23]

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Unfortunately a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm still in the 0 meets club. I even put a request thread up last week for a social hangout tomorrow and got no responses

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

hear we go agen.....

Spelling police....

My apologies OP!! I wasn't in the know about your dyslexia. I don't usually go into every posters profile so wouldn't have seen what's on there. Hey ho I hold my hands up. Not even 07:30 and I feel like a Dick head.

Sowwee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope 8th of January verification is from someone I haven't seen since June so I definitely fall into the 0 meets club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh meets are so 2016 anyway....

( ...goes off into a corner to cry

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"I'm in the no meets in 2017 club until this afternoon

Nobody like a show off

Have fun x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Count me in please, I'm in a prolonged drought and would love a fun meet

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Personally as someone who is dyslexic I find that hard to believe, think that level of spelling is illiteracy (which isn't anything to be ashamed of, it affects a large number of adults for whomever education has failed them).

So you're saying it's OK to take the piss out of OP for dyslexia even though he's actually illiterate, which isn't his fault?

Breathtaking logic....

To your point, is it not possible for people to have different degrees of severity of something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're saying it's OK to take the piss out of OP for dyslexia even though he's actually illiterate, which isn't his fault?

Breathtaking logic....

To your point, is it not possible for people to have different degrees of severity of something? "

Not sure where you saw me saying that, talk about jumping to conclusions.

Of course it is possible to have varying levels of dyslexia but those who understand the structure of it understand its more than an inability to spell, in years of dealing with it and discalculia myself, having children with dyslexia and treating both adults and children for years through work I've never seen it affect spelling to the extent of the op's.

Still doesn't mean I have encouraged any sort of piss taking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody please start us thread for bad spelling v dyslexia.

This is 0-meet club (shh first rule broken right there)

And I'm sure the Op '_eeside' would/should like to fight his own battles in here.

And didn't somebody allready apologise for the comment?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

*sits on floor in front of fire*

A fires just what is needed this morning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

Strong with milk and a sugar would be hugely appreciated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

I'll help you out with the no meets thing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm consistent. No meets happening here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long serving member here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 1/2 days to go in the 0 club & then I'm outta here

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have been in it since 3am Sunday morning

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Taking the dust sheet off my usual table and chair in the corner, can I have a flat white please Seeside?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Good morning all!

I could really use some coffee... only 2 hours sleep due to code-explosions.

I'll just collapse in a chair over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 1/2 days to go in the 0 club & then I'm outta here

Whose the lucky guy or couple ??

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

9 months of celibacy. this is the place for me!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"9 months of celibacy. this is the place for me!

Join the club lol! My cock has even given up on involuntary 'Morning Glory' erections......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi "

I feel ashamed of myself

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi "

You only sing when you're winning, sing when you're winning.......

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

i find this statement so hard to believe honey .

answer me this are you telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

Black no sugar please Miss Honey, officially back in the club as Wife went back to work on 1st Jan.

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By *ornyStew77Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

0 meets for me this year too so I'll join the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably be in this club forever knowing my luck

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can we have a third rule please. All members (including founder members) Have to have a spelling age of at least ten.

hear we go agen.....

Spelling police....

Sowwee.

Aseptied.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Nope 8th of January verification is from someone I haven't seen since June so I definitely fall into the 0 meets club!"

Ok then

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'll probably be in this club forever knowing my luck

No you won't im Shor of it.

Cos it will probley be me

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

"Meh meets are so 2016 anyway....

( ...goes off into a corner to cry

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Hope everyone is having a good time.

My brake is now over so Il be back latter.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Just had a rather yummy meet starting with a full English!

I'll just sit in the corner and smile contentedly!

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Full English breakfast sounds great!

No meets here! But that's our choice

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Just had a rather yummy meet starting with a full English!

I'll just sit in the corner and smile contentedly!

Sorry, I think you're banned for the next 30 days aren't you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

i find this statement so hard to believe honey .

answer me this are you telling porkies

Nope it's true. I'm busting out in style next weekend

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Just had a rather yummy meet starting with a full English!

I'll just sit in the corner and smile contentedly!

Sorry, I think you're banned for the next 30 days aren't you?

I'm a rebel! I'll gate-crash!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Hi _eeside,

Can we join you too? No meets here this year yet

Miss

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Is there room for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had a meet since rejoining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a meet since rejoining "

Same here

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi "

Suzi I'm still trying to be here on the 'no meets on a Wednesday' loophole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 1/2 days to go in the 0 club & then I'm outta here

Whose the lucky guy or couple ??"

Someone not Fab related, bizarre I know

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Hi _eeside,

Can we join you too? No meets here this year yet

Miss"

Yes you can

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Is there room for me

Thar is room but it ses your newist very wos 4 days agow. ?

Unless you plan on meeting a member of the club.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is there room for me

Thar is room but it ses your newist very wos 4 days agow. ?

Unless you plan on meeting a member of the club."

Oh believe me, I've not even been in the UK for January, let alone meet anyone

Veri's can be just like my meets, come with a huge delay

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Taking the dust sheet off my usual table and chair in the corner, can I have a flat white please Seeside?

Of cors you can

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

If you don't mind. yes

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi "

No sorry but you can join if you are going to meet a member of the club

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just had a rather yummy meet starting with a full English!

I'll just sit in the corner and smile contentedly!

Sorry try agen in 30 days.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Is there room for me

Thar is room but it ses your newist very wos 4 days agow. ?

Unless you plan on meeting a member of the club.

Oh believe me, I've not even been in the UK for January, let alone meet anyone

Veri's can be just like my meets, come with a huge delay

Well in that case yes you can join

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi

Suzi I'm still trying to be here on the 'no meets on a Wednesday' loophole

I'm going to really study the rules. There must be a loophole somewhere

xxxxx Suzi

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Meh meets are so 2016 anyway....

( ...goes off into a corner to cry

Y r you crying ??

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sorry for sum late replies but I wos at work.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ffs...... will I never be accepted into this club. Can we have a shorter time span, like 0 meets for a week

. Not like I'm bragging or anything

xxxxx Suzi

Suzi I'm still trying to be here on the 'no meets on a Wednesday' loophole

I'm going to really study the rules. There must be a loophole somewhere

xxxxx Suzi "

That's no loop hole

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me in!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I've not had a meet since rejoining

Same here "

Your both welcome hear

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By *azbo97Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Can i join

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can i join "

I don't see y not

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I go to work and fab is bizey...

I finish work and fab is like a gost town

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Just had a rather yummy meet starting with a full English!

I'll just sit in the corner and smile contentedly!

Sorry, I think you're banned for the next 30 days aren't you?

I'm a rebel! I'll gate-crash!

Well sit in a corner, keep quiet, and no smug grins on your face

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

That's me for another quiet Wednesday Seeside, cheers for the company! See you next week, I'm sure I'll be here again before I know it.......

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"That's me for another quiet Wednesday Seeside, cheers for the company! See you next week, I'm sure I'll be here again before I know it.......

See you next week then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Its been a while. Maybe i'm too polite. Sits in a corner and plays with a rubix cube.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Enjoy your evening all.

0 meet club will be back next week.

Hopfarley Miss.honey will be about Mor as co host with drinks whill im at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late but I'm definitely in the 0 meet club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets (or even messages) this year yet - but I actually haven't tried to find any meets, so in the grand scheme of things, I've nothing to complain about.

On the bright side, since my inbox remained empty for the whole of January, (proving the membership fee would've been wasted), that fiver will go to charity instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got any where near a meet on any day not just wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a nother Wednesday and im now up so ......

0 meet club is now open

Wot 0 meet club is about.

It's for all hoo........

Have not had a meet of any sort since thay joind but thay want to meet.

It's for all hoo.....

Find it hard to get a meet of any sort but want to meet.

It's for all hoo......

want to meet but are to shy to messige.

It's for all hoo.......

Don't have mutch luck meeting and need sumone to give them a chance.

And a re cap of the rules.....

You can join the club in 1 of 2 ways......

1 you have not had the luck of having a meet of any sort yet or your larst meet of any sort wos over 30 days agow.

2 if you meet a lot then you can join if you meet with a member of 0 meet club.....

(EG) sumone hoo meets a lot meets sumone hoo is yet to meet anyone from fab."

I am gonna be a lifelong member on this profile.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I joined just before the thread closed last time

May I please partake ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I joined just before the thread closed last time

May I please partake ?

Yes you can and the tether is not shut but the host (me) is about to go off. So I wished everyone a good evening

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning...am I still needed to make coffee?

No meets here by the way

i find this statement so hard to believe honey .

answer me this are you telling porkies

Nope it's true. I'm busting out in style next weekend

boy or girl group or one to one or is it all the above on a club visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined just before the thread closed last time

May I please partake ?

Good evening. How are you tonight?

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

No meet tonight. Been let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*Lites the fire to worm up the place*"

We really should sort you out this year, OP

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I joined just before the thread closed last time

May I please partake ?

Good evening. How are you tonight?"

Evening, looking very dapper there good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the club please? It's been months since my last meet and my balls are about to burst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even get a verification in the chat rooms so I'm definitely in this club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined just before the thread closed last time

May I please partake ?

Good evening. How are you tonight?

Evening, looking very dapper there good sir

Thank you. Glad you like my new profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None so far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in afraid to say ...

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