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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity. "

Because there sexy girls like you on here that's why and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and "

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and

Ftfy "

What does FTFY mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and

Ftfy

What does FTFY mean "

Fixed that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham "

The two threads you did a fortnight ago didn't work then. Keep on trying bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and

Ftfy

What does FTFY mean "

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and

Ftfy

What does FTFY mean

Fixed that for you"

So she interested

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

Why don't you try a club ?

Meet a few new friends and you never know someone might help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

The two threads you did a fortnight ago didn't work then. Keep on trying bro. "

Agree keep going it will happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity. "

Love your pictures. I imagine this virgin is thinkin the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity.

Because there are sexy girls like you on here that's why and

Ftfy

What does FTFY mean

Fixed that for you

So she interested "

your grammar not your virginty. I'd be rubbish at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you got to offer OP?

(No I'm not interested. )

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

No thanks. I prefer an experienced man who knows what he's doing

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A virgin, looking like that? Do you live in a cave OP?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not convinced the OP is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham "

Your anal virginity, yeh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Your anal virginity, yeh? "

...that's not an offer, by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A virgin, looking like that? Do you live in a cave OP?

S"

Yeah suffered with social anxiety for a while and now I am on a narrow path. I just go work and go gym go home day done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Your anal virginity, yeh?

...that's not an offer, by the way."

Not my ass need a pussy to put my cock in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not convinced the OP is a virgin "

I am ...... these comments

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham "

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not convinced the OP is a virgin "

Just because someone has muscles doesn't mean shit. You think going gym gets you girls lmao does it fuck I know myself very false statement..

if your black and got a big cock all the white girls want it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

The two threads you did a fortnight ago didn't work then. Keep on trying bro.

Agree keep going it will happen "

Bet you would

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Men and women are hard wired differently. While most men would love to deflower a virgin, women however like experience and confidence qualities in a man.

I lied when I was a virgin to my first making out I was more experienced than I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

The two threads you did a fortnight ago didn't work then. Keep on trying bro.

Agree keep going it will happen

Bet you would "

Wheres the face palm emoji when you need it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

"

On the plus side I do have *some* experience with newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. I prefer an experienced man who knows what he's doing "

We all start somewhere. Nice to be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

"

I was waiting for you to appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" if your black and got a big cock all the white girls want it "

We do?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear "

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

"

Only to get to you. Oddball

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

"

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" if your black and got a big cock all the white girls want it

We do? "

That's all I see round my area white girls black me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face."

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit "

photo or it never happened.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened."

Better sabotage those biccies then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not convinced the OP is a virgin

Just because someone has muscles doesn't mean shit. You think going gym gets you girls lmao does it fuck I know myself very false statement..

if your black and got a big cock all the white girls want it "

That's a very false statement too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then "

On it

Poor old Hatter...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Never even had a blowjob lol

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter..."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter..."

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Never even had a blowjob lol

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter..."

Never even had a blowjob lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)"

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Never even had a blowjob lol

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

Never even had a blowjob lmao "

I'm sure Joe could help

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Never even had a blowjob lmao

I'm sure Joe could help "

OK, let's get something straight (so to speak). I'm fully bi but I'm not keen on dick in my mouth. Gimme a pussy to eat and I go wild. Cocks. Meh.

Go figure.

Unless you're fit and and I'm very horny, in which case I *might* reciprocate but it's not usual.

Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

"

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph "

Don;t blame me: you started it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it! "

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!"

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

"

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?"

Which means you're the artiste formally known as Harley Quim.

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?

Which means you're the artiste formally known as Harley Quim.

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

"

It's Miss Quimm to you

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


" if your black and got a big cock all the white girls want it

We do?

That's all I see round my area white girls black me "

I don't know which part of Nottingham you're in but in my experience it is not like that. I've lived here all my life and there has always been a majority of "same race" couples, i.e both white, both black, both asian.

There are mixed race couples but it is definitely not the case that all women want a black man with a big cock.

For starters not all black men have a big cock, that is an urban myth. You will also find that many women don't actually like a big cock either. For many a big cock can be uncomfortable, even painful. If you look at previous forum posts about cock size you will see most of the ladies who reply say they actually prefer average size.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?

Which means you're the artiste formally known as Harley Quim.

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

It's Miss Quimm to you "

I guess the avatar's a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?

Which means you're the artiste formally known as Harley Quim.

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

It's Miss Quimm to you

I guess the avatar's a giveaway "

True! I think we've hijacked this thread enough.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone willing to help out in Nottingham

Fuck yeah!

*starts walking*

I was waiting for you to appear

Hi

Wanna share a cab?

Only to get to you. Oddball

Also, Hatter will bring you chocolate digestives from me to the next social.

If he doesn't you have my permission to lick his face.

What makes you think I want to lick his face?

Bet he's never kissed a man.

That's his forfeit

photo or it never happened.

Better sabotage those biccies then

On it

Poor old Hatter...

LOOOOOOL

(he's not my type but it would be hilarious)

I think you might ruin him for all the ladies

(DW, he knows I (heart) him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

*slow applause*

Cynical Joseph

Don;t blame me: you started it!

Ladies don't start fights but they can finish them!

It's what I tell my daughter:

"Don't start a fight with someone with longer arms than you - but if you do, go for the eyes."

.... or you can just end said fight by farting on the other person...?

Which means you're the artiste formally known as Harley Quim.

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

It's Miss Quimm to you

I guess the avatar's a giveaway

True! I think we've hijacked this thread enough."

Again?!

Awww, shucks.

Let's watch some porn instead and think about the OP's virginity...

Straight Boys Are Hot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnW2El8Tso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously poppet, how many threads on the same subject?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I never understand why someone would come on here to lose their virginity. "

Cos sum of us don't have any luck eney wear els.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still looking

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