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"Your photo we just fabd is hot " Aw thanks! Glad you like it!  | |||
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"You're fugly. I'd rather fuck a blender. " Yeah me too!  | |||
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"ohh and the rest of you matches from what I see in the pictures x "Ta! I'm all England breathing in champion! It helps! | |||
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"the weathers been interesting this week, I watch weather24" It has? Just had drizzle here. Loads of it! X | |||
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"Just back from a splendid wander with pooch . Your new pictures are rather splendid grrr xxx" Aw sounds lovely! Maybe I need a pooch? The kids threaten to call child line when I try to put a lead on them and take them outside!  | |||
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"Just back from a splendid wander with pooch . Your new pictures are rather splendid grrr xxx Aw sounds lovely! Maybe I need a pooch? The kids threaten to call child line when I try to put a lead on them and take them outside! "ha ha come and walk pooch he doesn't mind | |||
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"Those knickers need to be slung in the bin...they're full of holes! "Actually they got nicked in a club abroad! 
Got a pair of crotchless ones by accident from Anne summers once! Only noticed when I got them home and tried them on!
Not my thing really - so I gave them to my mum for Christmas!  | |||
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"Look - could someone just do or say something - anything - to keep me entertained?? Tell me I'm gorgeous! Tell me I'm fugly! Tell me a joke! Tell me I smell!! Anything!!! I'm so bored I'm contemplating shagging the boring, nosey, miserable old fecker across the road in front of his wife - just to relieve the tedium!! I might wash up - that might relieve the boredom!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!! ". Cold help relieve your boredom if you like ! You look great and were in same town | |||
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"the weathers been interesting this week, I watch weather24 It has? Just had drizzle here. Loads of it! X" mmmm drizzle between your legs | |||
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"the weathers been interesting this week, I watch weather24 It has? Just had drizzle here. Loads of it! X mmmm drizzle between your legs" Again? I need to learn to wipe better! | |||
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"Ok. I will tell you something true. If you really want to hear it?" Yessssss! Please! | |||
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"Ok. I will tell you something true. If you really want to hear it? Yessssss! Please! "I misjudged you. I think I did you a disservice in the past, and I appologise. I actually think you are a bit crackers, but in a good way x | |||
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"Bet you weren't expecting that!  "I wasn't! But thank you!
In retrospect I'm glad I didn't know though! I've always thought you were pretty cool! | |||
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"Bet you weren't expecting that!
I wasn't!
But thank you!
In retrospect I'm glad I didn't know though! I've always thought you were pretty cool! "I tend to find people with similar personality traits sometimes rub me up the wrong way- in retrospect- it's usually from being too similar!  | |||
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"Peachy your one stunning looking woman and a very beautiful body xx" But she Snores like a wart hog, I suppose you cant have everything 
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"After having a vaginoplasty a woman regains consciousness in her hospital bed to find 3 bunches of flowers. One from the surgeon to say it was a success. One from her husband to say get well soon. And one from Jim in the burns unit to say thank you for the new ears. "That explains why women hear everything, their pussys are listening too | |||
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"Bet you weren't expecting that!
I wasn't!
But thank you!
In retrospect I'm glad I didn't know though! I've always thought you were pretty cool!
I tend to find people with similar personality traits sometimes rub me up the wrong way- in retrospect- it's usually from being too similar! "I wouldn't worry lovely! Most of us are guilty of that at times if we're honest! Big hugs! The washing up is staring at me and there's no one else around! Better get my arse into gear and get it done! | |||
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"Have a wank?! "I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!  | |||
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"Have a wank?! "I might just do that lol | |||
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"Bet you weren't expecting that!
I wasn't!
But thank you!
In retrospect I'm glad I didn't know though! I've always thought you were pretty cool!
I tend to find people with similar personality traits sometimes rub me up the wrong way- in retrospect- it's usually from being too similar!
I wouldn't worry lovely!
Most of us are guilty of that at times if we're honest!
Big hugs!
The washing up is staring at me and there's no one else around! Better get my arse into gear and get it done! "Loving the love | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour! "Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them | |||
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"I miss Jim's thread. Keep falling asleep before it appears." I'm late tonight, sorry. | |||
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"I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour! "Haha that tickled me | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them "Ohhh hello | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
Ohhh hello"*Waves* | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
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Ohhh hello
*Waves* " | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
Private message me
Ohhh hello
*Waves* "Nice tits | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
Private message me
Ohhh hello
*Waves*
Nice tits "Bit of a cutie isn't he! | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
Private message me
Ohhh hello
*Waves*
Nice tits
Bit of a cutie isn't he! "Hellooooo NURSE!!! | |||
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"Have a wank?!
I can't! The kids are still awake and Roger buzzes REALLY loudly! You can't pretend it's an electric toothbrush when it goes on for half an hour!
Ah that's pants! That's where non vibrating toys come in handy! I'd be screwed without them
Cute and innocent that's me :P
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"Yep bored, so it's porn and a wank night " Same as. Needed | |||
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"You looked mighty fine in the restaurant that night although you only had eyes for Markoh "Lucky Markoh | |||
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"You looked mighty fine in the restaurant that night although you only had eyes for Markoh
Lucky Markoh "Cheers for the lift btw, I didn't really want to go to Crewe | |||
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