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Can you believe this idiocy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some people are so fucking stupid!!! Just at a BP garage in Malvern and two police men are sat staring at a woman who was filling her car and smoking at the same time... WTF!!!

Proper dangerous and the police are just sitting there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside!" The woman's arm was on fucking fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!

I couldn't help myself and asked them why they were arresting her? Wasn't almost burning alive punishment enough?

"For waving a Firearm".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - it'll cannot believe that idiocy at all

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Deja vu!!!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Deja vu!!!"

I was thinking that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is this doing the rounds on Facebook, because its the second time in two days its been on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People smoke at US gas stations all the tim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure you can ignite petrol unless you have a naked flame ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah I got it off Facebook.. Sorry, I must swim in slower deeper water of social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure you can ignite petrol unless you have a naked flame ?

"

If she were naked thats probly be why she were arrested then

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Gasoline isn't flammable...the fumes are.

And no, people in the US do NOT smoke all the time at gas stations. Except maybe in some of the backwards states.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Deja vu!!!

I was thinking that "

Has been posted on here about 3 times this week already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3rd time I seen it here was bad the 1st time around

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gasoline isn't flammable...the fumes are.

And no, people in the US do NOT smoke all the time at gas stations. Except maybe in some of the backwards states."

?ykcutneK

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Not sure you can ignite petrol unless you have a naked flame ?

"
i think that's diesel not petrol easier to light

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sure I hear that joke on here last week.

But in the meantime, gorge on this REAL piece of idiocy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Sure I hear that joke on here last week.

But in the meantime, gorge on this REAL piece of idiocy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

"

An oldie but a goody.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sure I hear that joke on here last week.

But in the meantime, gorge on this REAL piece of idiocy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

An oldie but a goody."

Like the OP

*BOOM, BOOM*

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Deja vu!!!"

Am sure you just said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure I hear that joke on here last week.

But in the meantime, gorge on this REAL piece of idiocy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

"

Is it real? no way of knowing these days with fartbook putting out stories that others claim to have witnessed... Emergency services in England at least have been answering with what is your emergency for decades, and it can get you 6 months inside and £5000 fine.

So maybe Wales is slow to catch on, or maybe it's more fake news.

footnote: Petrol from the pump comes from underground tanks so it's cold, and it's under preasure from the pump, so it is about as safe as it ever gets, you still find ashtrays on top of fuel pumps in Italy. and American petrol only contains nitro glycerine from garages in holywood

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Its the first time I've seen it and I thought it was funny.

To be fair I laugh every time my dad goes to the dentist and tells me

"my teeth are alright but my gums have got to come out"

so I'm easily pleased.

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