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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was it?

Crumpets for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino at the hairdressers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skittles

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What was it?

Crumpets for me "

Same but cheese melted on top

Mazza x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a piece of cheese

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Apple

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo

Coffee and Jaffe cakes

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Sherbet lemon

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Fish fingers xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pencil

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

A mint Oreo ( but ssshh I'm on a diet )

Mrs blue eyes

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

A bottle of water

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

A fried egg and blue cheese sammich.

Om nom nom nom.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Tea for me. I wish I could post cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg sandwich

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My finger, checking a lump in my gum.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of water "

The whole bottle

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Salt and vinegar crisps. Wish I could say something a bit more exciting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tea

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornflakes for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vapour cig thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Star bar"

What! Can you still get them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rubbish Bakewell tart

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Water

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tea

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Pulled pork. Very nice it was to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cup of tea

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Apple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Pen

Would prefer penis but ho hum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My friend's penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama "

Yum, Giraffe do a good one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue - it's still in there actually !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine Gum, green one mind, all the reds & blacks have gone !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama

Yum, Giraffe do a good one too "

Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea

Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scones, jam, cream mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antibiotics.

x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Raspberry flavoured water .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade banana cake and coffee..

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

A Crunchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli and rice

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Soda Bread. Nom nom nom. Miss C. Xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama

Yum, Giraffe do a good one too

Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea

Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again "

I would like to see this, could you do the voice over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Chocolate and oringe cake in a chocolate and oringe zest sorce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.

Eve. X

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Loads a of protein ,lol a protein bar you rude ppl lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A carrot, to stop me scoffing all the kids naughty treats as i'm still on a diet..

S

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama

Yum, Giraffe do a good one too

Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea

Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again

I would like to see this, could you do the voice over?"

Oooh, David Attenborough I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jamaican mutton pattie, made by me. My best mate is jamaican but he can't make them. His family think he is the best cook ever because his patties are so good. They would have a hell of a shock if they found out I made them not him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slice of warm apple pie mmmmmm

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

A toothbrush!!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Half a bag of skittles all in one go

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx"

Lemsip for me too. how dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sip of tea from my cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx

Lemsip for me too. how dull "

I do hope you feel as bad as me. I'm attempting to stay awake for a few hrs now. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake been out for lunch .Then went to gym to burn it off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate hob nob with a cup of tea, and yes I'm a dunker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea.

How boring.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with butter...and a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt & vinegar crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.

Eve. X"

Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Couple of nice juicy grapes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second cup of coffee.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Orange Smarties

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jamaican mutton pattie, made by me. My best mate is jamaican but he can't make them. His family think he is the best cook ever because his patties are so good. They would have a hell of a shock if they found out I made them not him "

Haha nice one! My mate makes me a lovely mutton curry occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate milkshake extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Jaffa cake "

...wouldn't mind you in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.

Eve. X

Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products "

Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.

I think their prices are pretty good.

I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready salted Pringles

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dentist's tool....And I don't mean his Willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate smothered toffee from Thorntons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.

Eve. X

Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products

Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.

I think their prices are pretty good.

I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.

Eve. X"

£5 for a 680g loaf . Why is good food so expensive.

Pizza diet doesn't seem like a bad idea now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.

Eve. X

Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products

Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.

I think their prices are pretty good.

I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.

Eve. X

£5 for a 680g loaf . Why is good food so expensive.

Pizza diet doesn't seem like a bad idea now "

I know but we freeze it and just defrost what we need so no wastage.

Good food is expensive. We are happy to just get wholemeal if we don't have wholegrain in though. I just get wholegrain when ordering our big shop.

The pizza diet would be so good! I want pizza! *insert the super dramatic and miserable emoji.*

Eve. X

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

I wish I could say tea. But having stopping for a "brew" Mac Donald's between jobs I can't really quantify what it actually is. It had a fair trade logo on it so I'm assuming it maybe uranium of some sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen, long day at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a trio biscuit xx

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was it?

Crumpets for me "
lettuce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate."
bad daddy but kinder chocolate is soooooo nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea "
yes please white strong no sugar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea yes please white strong no sugar xx"
I make a banging tea

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Lindt 85% dark chocolate. Yummy. And so intense I had to stop at 2 squares. Ok 3. Make that 4

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Jelly man.

Haribo or course - the other kind are only jelly afterwards

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By *unpairWPCouple
over a year ago

Epsom

A clarinet....well just the mouthpiece, otherwise I'd be in great demand from some of the guys on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana eclair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea yes please white strong no sugar xx I make a banging tea"
I love my tea however ive been drinking a lot of hot squash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early dinner...just had a chicken shish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate."

Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

A Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot. Quite a novility as both feet are usually in there. X

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By *onbon7Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A banana - bit of energy before going to the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very chewy Swizzles drumstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of Shiraz mourvedre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken chasseur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nachos

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.

Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol "

Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.

Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol

Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids."

Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made chicken, chick pea and vegetable curry with jacket potato. I'm stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double decker

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

Bottle of Budweiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg salad!

Ruby

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My work access pass.

Living. The. Dream.

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By *irius71Man
over a year ago

Hull

Haribo's !!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

sausage....

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Orange

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

My pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lip as I bit it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tried some plantain crisps a workmate gave me - not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crunchy out of my lady friends pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Munchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon cob

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.

Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol

Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids.

Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder "

Then the 'kinder bars are on me'!

Wait should that be milky bars? Stuff it who cares, I stand by my original statement and will remember that for future reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a swig of coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

An olive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a coffee and a Jaffa Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip bap, Coke Zero just to balance it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frazzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum."

Oh no he didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum.

Oh no he didn't!"

Yes, yes he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum."

You dug her up then? Wrong site for cracking into a cold one babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ice cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pills.....

Of the legal variety painkillers and antibiotics for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An olive"

The Devils snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toothbrush

H x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Milk bottle sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mango

Why?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Nuts

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

strongbow cider for medical reasons .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate covered strawberries

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Weetabix . Came back from the gym hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush 5mins ago ready for bed haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A screw ..... just spent last hour putting a bed together, need a serious back massage now .... soooooo many screws

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By *riccartmanxxxMan
over a year ago

Under your bed

Pasta

What would u like in my mouth

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.

Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol

Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids.

Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder

Then the 'kinder bars are on me'!

Wait should that be milky bars? Stuff it who cares, I stand by my original statement and will remember that for future reference."

Any chocolate will do to be fair lol, I love it all.

Just plie me with cocoa and I will be putty in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tv remote disgusting i know but iv had worse ??

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Hot chocolate

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea which I am still enjoying

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

more strongy liking this thread

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Toffee and honeycombed cheesecake...so...damn...good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury Fruit n Nut

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Malteser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toblerone mmmm

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The finest wines known to humanity

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The finest wines known to humanity "

Oh that's not true but I can't say what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste/brush

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing gum, still chewin' it.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple

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