FabSwingers.com forum: Rude Towns and Villages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only real places allowed:

Fingringhoe (near Colchester)

Clitheroe (Lancashire)

Pennycomequick (near Plymouth)

Twatt (one on Orkney, another on Shetland)

Penistone (Yorkshire)

Any others? UK or overseas

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Wideopen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wideopen"
where is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fanny Hands Lane, Market Rasen, Lincs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pratts Bottom near Orpington, Kent.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Wideopen where is it?"

Newcastle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgers Mount also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls Green, Kent.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Wideopen where is it?

Newcastle!

Isn't it near Pity Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barking (pop dogging spot in Essex)

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Wideopen where is it?

Newcastle!

Isn't it near Pity Me?"

Nooo, its posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver Creek Colorado

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

long Eaton

cockshutt ,Ellesmere

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Does Phuket count?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

East of Motherwell in Lanarkshire, there is a little village named Bonkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly .... village just down the road

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've seen this style of posting on another forum page elsewhere and recall another place in Scotland.

this one is in Wester Ross, near Gareloch and is called

An Ard

You just use your imagination and add whatever you like to the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little cocklick dumfrieshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOD OLD LEITH EDINBURGH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acocks Green, Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penisarwaen, just down the road from me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 mile Bottom between Newmarket in Suffolk and Cambridge.

2 mile bottom (well known dogging area) nr Thetford in Norfolk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newark - the only town in England whose name is an anagram of a swear word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown Willy

Cockfosters

Effingham Junction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies who get a Staffin in the Highlands can Swallow in Lincs... or Spittal in the Highlands...

...which could make quite a Splatt in Devon.. And leave some large Staines in Surrey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanken near Garmisch in Germany

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I recall a little village in Germany / Austria called Fucking. For some reason the village signs keep getting nicked by tourists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Wookey Hole in Somerset count?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wanken near Garmisch in Germany

That was what I was thinking of but could not quite remember it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

torbay has 'cockinton', and 'cockrington'

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

The is a small part of the village of Bere Regis in Dorset that`s named Shitterton. There`s a place in Germany called Middelfart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/06/11 09:32:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place called prick in between cov and birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee village in East Lothian called Cockenzie

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Anus, Batangas, Philippines

Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States

Chinaman's Knob, Australia

Cunt, Elazig, Turkey

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Cockermouth

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dikshit, India

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By *omSub_bullcplCouple
over a year ago

Tong

Dildo in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

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By *omSub_bullcplCouple
over a year ago

Tong

Bell End, Worcestershire.

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

Bonar Bridge, Scotland

Shag Point, New Zealand

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Fistard, Isle of Man

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

Wet Beaver Creek, Australia

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Wanken near Garmisch in Germany

That was what I was thinking of but could not quite remember it...

Place called WANK, Kreis Fussen Bavaria

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Does 'Dogger Bank' count lol

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

Tong Fuk, Hong Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers Corner, USA

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Albrighton

Three Cocks, Wales.

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown Willy

Cockfosters

Effingham Junction

Someone keeps changing the road sign for Cockfosters just off the M25 to Cockfesters

Childish I know, but it always makes me smile lol

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By *omSub_bullcplCouple
over a year ago

Tong

"Brown Willy

Cockfosters

Effingham Junction

Someone keeps changing the road sign for Cockfosters just off the M25 to Cockfesters

Childish I know, but it always makes me smile lol"

They do that to a sign for Uckington just outside Cheltenham, I'll let you guys work it out.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Albrighton

They also do that to the gay quarter in Manchester, crossing out the 'C' and the 'S' on Canal Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They also do that to the gay quarter in Manchester, crossing out the 'C' and the 'S' on Canal Street.

Brilliant

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By *aykayMan
over a year ago

ipwich

fockabers in scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upperdickker, lowerdickker and the river Wantsum in Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickey End near Birmingham

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