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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So we all know the 3 most said lies of old right?

Of course I'll respect you in the morning

Don't worry I'll cum in your mouth

Cheques in the post

But I think it's time to update them... I'll start

'help is coming' announcement at the self service tills..... It certainly isn't!

I think I know where this thread will go while I'm at work so let's just caveat that anything a politician says is a lie so doesn't need putting here..... Humorous lies only please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I don't have kik or what's app.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Wife at work but I have permission to play on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was an honest mistake (when he slips in the wrong hole)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Of course I'll be in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's 8 inches long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't accomodate because I live with my Aunty Mabel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wear a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this? No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality over quantity"

"I can't accomodate because I live in a shared house"( shared with your wife lol )

" I'm not looking for one offs"

" I didn't realise TV/TS was on my preferences ' honestly I'm straight"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just off for one pint with the lads comes home 4 hrs later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just off for one pint with the lads comes home 4 hrs later"

A pint might take me 4hrs to drink. I'm a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy who says he just goes to swingers clubs for the social side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be gentle

Just the tip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really my fab age I've just had a hard life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had no meets for 3 years as been busy with work but I'll really meet you if we arrange it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't like cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the forums.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have face pics on fab. I can Skype though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site"

*Receives 7 verifications every week*

Sure bro, sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site"

*Receives 7 verifications every week*

Sure bro, sure. "

We have been verified by 15 meets. Only 3 of those were play meets and two of those were with the same couple.

Verifications don't always mean they have played.

Eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site"

*Receives 7 verifications every week*

Sure bro, sure. "
Bunny boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site"

*Receives 7 verifications every week*

Sure bro, sure.

We have been verified by 15 meets. Only 3 of those were play meets and two of those were with the same couple.

Verifications don't always mean they have played.

Eve. "

Yep, I'm fully aware... I've been to forum socials so have lots of verifications from those. I was actually speaking in a more lighthearted way that there are actually guys who I've come across who use that line, but then when you look at their verifications, they are really going for it on here.

I'd like to point out, if you want to sleep with the whole site, fine, fill your boots, no judgement from me - Before anyone says I'm being judgemental!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ALWAYS honest......mmmmmm

xx

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Your call is important to us.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I will be there in 5 minutes

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I accidentally put my wrong date of birth when I joined fab, I'm actually......... ( insert age you need to be to get round filters here) Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site"

*Receives 7 verifications every week*

Sure bro, sure.

We have been verified by 15 meets. Only 3 of those were play meets and two of those were with the same couple.

Verifications don't always mean they have played.

Eve.

Yep, I'm fully aware... I've been to forum socials so have lots of verifications from those. I was actually speaking in a more lighthearted way that there are actually guys who I've come across who use that line, but then when you look at their verifications, they are really going for it on here.

I'd like to point out, if you want to sleep with the whole site, fine, fill your boots, no judgement from me - Before anyone says I'm being judgemental!

"

I wasn't accusing you of being judgemental, I'm sorry if it came across that way ha ha.

We were told something very similar a few days ago, a single male told us we meet too many people in such a short space of time. We can't help it if we like to socialise and chat with folk ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fact!

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Play as a couple but Mr can meet on his own

(code for Mrs is non existant)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking for a relationship"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking for a relationship" "
classic single lady line when most definitely most of them are on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bisexual. I know my profile doesn't say it, I like to keep it on the downlow. Now can I get into your knickers while hubby watches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TfL journey planner - your journey will take 45 minutes.

LIES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not looking for a relationship" classic single lady line when most definitely most of them are on here!"

Plenty of guys say it too! Tbh...I think that line is the easiest way to get into one....unless ya say it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant make it tonight (hour before they are due to turn up) my sister has turned up with my nephews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VWE "

Or my personal favourite my length is taken up by girth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all in it together"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you'll touch the sides!!

What husband??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you'll touch the sides!!

What husband??

Of course I won't phone n text you 10 times a day!!!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Single guy who says he just goes to swingers clubs for the social side "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guy who says he just goes to swingers clubs for the social side .. "
you wouldn't believe the amount I've heard that yeah mate you pay 25 or 30 quid entry for the social side I believe you

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Single guy who says he just goes to swingers clubs for the social side .. you wouldn't believe the amount I've heard that yeah mate you pay 25 or 30 quid entry for the social side I believe you "
I remember when in the early 1980,s you`d pay nearly £5 for a tumbler of , ice, and lemon in a nightclub the same for a pint I doubt those prices were set in stone long either paying to get in, and taxi,s was not a cheap night out god knows what you,d pay now..

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"If we want a single guy we'll find you"

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