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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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Nope theyre all on here thats why theyre all broken still

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Ffs !!!! Third time lucky !!!

The plumber , it's a new sexual position !!!

You wait in all day , but still he doesn't cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soldiers

Personal trainers

Firemen

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'm a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a student and work part time as a chef

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By *hy-totCouple
over a year ago

Skellow

male half ex soldier now a vetran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truck Driver. Always gets there in the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soldiers

Personal trainers

Firemen

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Saved me typing

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By *anesjhCouple
over a year ago

LONDON.

Bricklayer.. 28yrs..think I must of layed over 1 million bricks in that time.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Bricklayer.. 28yrs..think I must of layed over 1 million bricks in that time."

Bet you wish it was something else your laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in aviation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always thought it was "professionals".

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Bricklayer.. 28yrs..think I must of layed over 1 million bricks in that time."

You might wanna move to the Mexican boarder, I hear they may need some brickies soon

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No, you're all wrong. There's thousands of 'photographers' on fab

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By *ella-donnaWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Military/ex military, personal trainers and masseurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Military/ex military. Guys working abroad. Seems to be 80% of my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanic and massouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a mental top trumps of occupations going!

Still waiting for a brain surgeon, pet shop owner and baker!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Perving profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every other message seems to be from someone in the army or services. No wonder we can't finish an illegal war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly the most prolific occupation is the ambiguously termed 'professional'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a commercial diver. Not many of us about that's for sure.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Unemployed.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

There's loads of tosspots and that's a fact

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Top 10 most common jobs, UK

Information technology

Management (I don't understand how this gets to the top of so many lists - surely not everyone can be a manager or there'd be not workers...?)

Administration and support

Sales and advertising

Call centre

Physicians and medical assistants

Nurses

Veterinarians

Teachers

Pharmacists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely it's salesmen who 'travel extensively'

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Im a trackman.

Not seen many on here.

But im not looking for men. Lol.

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

I'm in construction

It's got to people in sales due to the fact most people seem to chat so much crap, and big themselves up haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Another for photographers. Or masseur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, you're all wrong. There's thousands of 'photographers' on fab "

Makes it pretty unbelievable when it actually IS a big part of your job!

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By *ydremaduo1000Couple
over a year ago

aberdeen

We work in the firearms and explosives manufacturing industry. Not many of us in here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Army. Or single mother.

In my area at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landscape gardener here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency/Critical medicine.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Finance?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

1nottsbloke

Vicars due to the large number that refuse to give face pics due to job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mental top trumps of occupations going!

Still waiting for a brain surgeon, pet shop owner and baker!

"

What about gardener, very useful in your beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, you're all wrong. There's thousands of 'photographers' on fab "

Most of my customers (brides) just think I'm a camera operator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me an Lance are plasterers.

bosh bosh, shoom shoom, wallop

loadsamoney

luvly jubbly

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Timewasters. .... Fab should give out degrees to them, then they can officially call themselves ""professional timewasters "" xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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plumber hear. Just finished fixing a boiler now as a reward i have perv time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Timewasters. .... Fab should give out degrees to them, then they can officially call themselves ""professional timewasters "" xxxxx Suzi "

I could say the same about some women, oh and attention deficit disorder

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Driver to the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mental top trumps of occupations going!

Still waiting for a brain surgeon, pet shop owner and baker!

"

One of my properties is a pet shop, so technically I am the owner, I can bake bread and cakes, and as a woodworker I have lots of sharp things, so could possibly work on the brain surgery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mental top trumps of occupations going!

Still waiting for a brain surgeon, pet shop owner and baker!

"

Convenience shop owner....( I sell pet food)...

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Aspirant to photographer in Playboy...

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"Work in aviation"

Baggage handler with a locker full of dirty undies that fell out cases?

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol


"In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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ive a feeling i may be the only male pole dancer here! Are there any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both office monkeys

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbers

Electricians

Builders

Painter decorators

Taxi drivers

Benefits peeps

Cleaners

Nail techs

Shelf stackers

Checkout

Stay at home mums

Hairdressers

Work in a pub

Retail shop workers

Studying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumbers

Electricians

Builders

Painter decorators

Taxi drivers

Benefits peeps

Cleaners

Nail techs

Shelf stackers

Checkout

Stay at home mums

Hairdressers

Work in a pub

Retail shop workers

Studying"

fatswinger is back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually met a vicar on here! He was a lovely guy and very very large down below, even though he was only 5'6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locksmith here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a chef "
snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably people who sit behind a desk, in front of a PC, pretending to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a chef snap "

You wouldn't happen to know of a nice recipe for a chocolate cake? It's for a birthday and will be decorated with Kinder chocolate bars. I wanted to keep in with the Kinder theme, for the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef here too... we dont mind getting our hands dirty or getting hot and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pilots are a popular one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a concierge in Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardener and landscaper - I'll trim your bush and create a water feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Construction here Go on the grafters

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Admin. Good at taking down particulars

Mrs _d40

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Bricklayer.. 28yrs..think I must of layed over 1 million bricks in that time.

You might wanna move to the Mexican boarder, I hear they may need some brickies soon "

If they are letting anyone in to the US? I heard that only true Americans would be allowed jobs to build the wall. Although not sure how many Native American brickies there are knocking around these days? And would Trump confuse them for Mexicans and deport them too?

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Male here I'm a call centre manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas engineer is what we rather be called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem to be quite a lot of police and NHS workers of all kinds...have certainly met quite a few in clubs anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find most women are nurse's or teachers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nurses - healthcare assistants and carers

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Sales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soldiers

Personal trainers

Firemen

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Any other engineers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prestige main dealer motor trade here and K is housewife

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

President of the United States.....trump that if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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They are trying but they keep getting deleted. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it! I know I'm going to burn for this....

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Work.in aviation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A librarian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckers!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"In men it currently seems to be plumbers. I thought they'd be too busy sorting out all the broken boilers.

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I'm a professional mechanic!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

Cock-suckers

someone have to say it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Forum Poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soldiers

Personal trainers

Firemen

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I would like all of the above.I'm naughty nurse myself

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm a commercial diver. Not many of us about that's for sure."

I so want to learn to dive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around here there are LOADS of army/ex servicemen, but all my meets have had different occupations. Architect, scientist, carpenter, psychologist, engineer, photographer, football coach, sales manager.

I'm a gardener and Mr is ex army.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any other engineers??"

Horticultural engineer, does that count?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Erection supervisor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a i.t network engineer if that counts

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I think I am bit of a rarity, ramp agent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Construction and cleaner why have one job when you can have two

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