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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A thread for the men

Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.

What makes you a mans man?

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

Chop wood with an axe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

Today I bled a radiator with my trusty bleed key.

It felt good

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Bacon and eggs for breakfast and the pan's still not washed up

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By *rumsforlifeMan
over a year ago

hull

Made my own cheese on toast ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chopped wood with a chainsaw

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I fixed a tumble dryer with a well-placed kick.

I broke my toe kicking a tumble dryer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fixed a tumble dryer with a well-placed kick.

I broke my toe kicking a tumble dryer.

"

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

The fact I get hard from looking at a catalogue..

Littlewoods & Freemans undie section Like a kid?

No the Snap-On & Beta catalogues

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my own baking

Ok I'll get my coat

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By *imetoexplore69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I had my man period.was very hard and I almost cried.....but i did not so go manly me!

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London


" "

Was that at the thread or my reply?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime? "

Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was that at the thread or my reply?"

I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..

I like those who just get on with it...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

BTW, I use a scalpel to sharpen mine - what does that make me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW, I use a scalpel to sharpen mine - what does that make me?? "

precise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I trained legs

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"BTW, I use a scalpel to sharpen mine - what does that make me?? "

Fingertipless probably if you were a guy

S

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Made fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was that at the thread or my reply?

I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..

I like those who just get on with it..."

It's a tongue in cheek thread no ones seriously making a point of anything

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London


" "

A woman who rides is hard to unseat. Would love to chop some wood for you too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel a banana with you feet

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London


"

Was that at the thread or my reply?

I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..

I like those who just get on with it..."

Oh I'd get on with you, of that I have no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?

Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception... "

I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car."

Sounds more like a slave

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

A woman who rides is hard to unseat. Would love to chop some wood for you too x"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened a tin of beans with a knife........ I'm now in A&E

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?

Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception...

I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later "

I'll look out for the Porche....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was that at the thread or my reply?

I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..

I like those who just get on with it...

It's a tongue in cheek thread no ones seriously making a point of anything"

I know...hence the

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was that at the thread or my reply?

I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..

I like those who just get on with it...

It's a tongue in cheek thread no ones seriously making a point of anything

I know...hence the "

I honestly never saw the

I'll crawl back into my man cave now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car."

Ooh get you

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly

*scratching balls while typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly

*scratching balls while typing "

Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished painting the hall in a splendidly manly fashion so that means pooch ans I are covered in painty splodges

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"

Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?

Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception...

I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later

I'll look out for the Porche.... "

I've got a porch too - made it out of wood using screws and an electric screwdriver - even cut myself and didn't cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A thread for the men

Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.

What makes you a mans man?"

I use the plans for flatpack furnature to light the BBQ it's then hot and ready to cook in 45 mins when I've finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I open beer bottles with my multi tool.

(Real men still call there teeth multitools don't they?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garage is the only organised room in the house.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"My garage is the only organised room in the house..... "

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London


"

A woman who rides is hard to unseat. Would love to chop some wood for you too x

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "

Only as much as Chuck Norris allows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I open beer bottles with my multi tool.

(Real men still call there teeth multitools don't they?) "

Yeah I can open them with my teeth

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I changed a plug this morn

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pissed on the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I open beer bottles with my multi tool.

(Real men still call there teeth multitools don't they?)

Yeah I can open them with my teeth"

How do I a love smiley again?

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London


"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "

That is utter shite. A real man would never go shopping #PreparesForIncomingFire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "

Someone get this man a beer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A thread for the men

Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.

What makes you a mans man?"

I do that all the time...The elusive pencil topper is unisex

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.

Someone get this man a beer! "

A real man would have carried his beer in too.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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I put the bins out on Wednesday mornings. Two at a time...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm just fucking off to ma shed to do manly things

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

Made my OH go shopping for me!

Sexist jokes aside, the last 'manly' thing I did was build a greenhouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a tin of beans with a knife........ I'm now in A&E "

Now if you said you were eating cold beans as you were being stiched up....Mmm that's manly

Madame B

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!"

I have one

I also moved two wardrobes the other weekend when I re jigged a room and I fixed the leaky toilet at work.....

So by all your reckoning

Hey I'm a man!!!

Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have a man drawer in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My manliness can't be contained to a single drawer!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!"

Dick has one of those it's called the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saunters in *flips hair* sashays back out.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A pissed on the toilet seat "

'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window?' (said with Billy Connolly's accent...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I changed a plug this morn "

Butt plug?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly

*scratching balls while typing

Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does "

I'll keep scratching then. Always wanted to see what it was like being a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly

*scratching balls while typing

Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does

I'll keep scratching then. Always wanted to see what it was like being a bloke "

I'd happily swap bodies with you if you want?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I flushed the mid pee and raced the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmm i pretty much do all the man jobs here all by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight im going to build an aeroplane and shop for light bulbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW, I use a scalpel to sharpen mine - what does that make me?? "

Dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pissed on the toilet seat

'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window?' (said with Billy Connolly's accent...) "
lol now you doing a scots accent would make me piss myself

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I watched TV in a manly fashion - with my hands down my pants the majority of the time!

I then blew my nose and examined the contents - and sniffed up appreciatively after I farted!

I am a man!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight im going to build an aeroplane and shop for light bulbs"

Are you going to build it topless in the pouring rain? That's really manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car.

Sounds more like a slave "

Slaves don't get rewarded...but I get to whip her ass later..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I wired in a light to our loft yesterday, dunno where that ranks on the manly scale tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piloted a plane on a treadmill and we had lift off

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I said no to a woman !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replaced a gland on a tap as well as a gate valve after draining the cold water system.

Started boarding the loft.

Changed a switch without electrocuting myself this time.

Baked chocolate chip cookies.

Mr L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Replaced a gland on a tap as well as a gate valve after draining the cold water system.

Started boarding the loft.

Changed a switch without electrocuting myself this time.

Baked chocolate chip cookies.

Mr L "

Also filled the car with washer fluid. In between being semi naked in overalls holding two tyres with bits of dirty engine oil smeared over my torso

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've just driven from my home to my friends and back with the satnav OFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put petrol in the car, nothing special in that i hear you say, but i stretched the fuel pump right over to the opposite side of the car as the fuel cap was at the other side

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A thread for the men

Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.

What makes you a mans man?"

the fact I can knit and sow

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I once dug a trench with a mini-digger (so manly!), fell in the trench in the mini-digger (so stupid!) and then climbed my way out using the digger arms (fucking champion!).

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Peel a banana with you feet "

I can do this, does that make me a manly man

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Just finished painting the hall in a splendidly manly fashion so that means pooch ans I are covered in painty splodges "

I've got a frontroom and kitchen need painting...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ask the straight ones I fuck, 'cos I have noooo idea

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Peel a banana with you feet

I can do this, does that make me a manly man "

No, but I have seen you use a hammer, screwdriver, wood glue and cordless drill, thats pretty manly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

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Good job that wasn't me, doubt you'd have made it to the bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shop on my own... for quiche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you a mans man?"

I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you a mans man?

I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider."

Virgin! (snigger)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm not a man, but I fixed our dishwasher today, my pipe was all blocked up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught my dangly bits in my jeans zip.

I finished my breakfast, before I unzipped.

No tears were involved or manly screams.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"What makes you a mans man?

I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider.

Virgin! (snigger) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got lost and still didn't ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes

Mans man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day off. Just been slobbing round in boxers allday scratching my balls when i like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!"

I've got one of those xxx

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I farted while trying not too and the noise my bum made cracked me up .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a penis & handy with a spanner lol if that doesn't make me a man's man i don't know whar does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes

Mans man!"

Ooooh....is that worse than Lego?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes

Mans man!

Ooooh....is that worse than Lego?!"

A lot worse. When i stood on it i would have welcomed death with open arms

Or you, judging by that profile pic

But with the amount of tears i had streaming down my face i doubt you would have wanted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use hand tools and spray guns on aircraft

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A pissed on the toilet seat

'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window?' (said with Billy Connolly's accent...) lol now you doing a scots accent would make me piss myself "

I'm very good at them I'll have you know!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

This thread is one of my favourite ever!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

A man who never complains about having bloody man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I convey affection with banter, joshing and insults...

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I'm just a lazy cunt who does fuck all manly if I can get away it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you a mans man?

I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider.

Virgin! (snigger) "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fed my tame blackbirds some sultanas.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Shot me load and fell asleep again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a lazy cunt who does fuck all manly if I can get away it. "

sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes

Mans man!

Ooooh....is that worse than Lego?!

A lot worse. When i stood on it i would have welcomed death with open arms

Or you, judging by that profile pic

But with the amount of tears i had streaming down my face i doubt you would have wanted to "

Smooth

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I make cheese on toast using a blow lamp...

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Opened my moisturiser with my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm such a man that I have nothing to prove so I do ironing, cleaning baths, sewing on buttons and shit.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I have a shed

Inside the shed is an armchair and a beer fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!

I've got one of those xxx"

me too - its the only drawer that often gets stuck shut and i have to wiggle about to open the damn thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you a mans man?"

Wearing socks for two days in a row.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What makes you a mans man?

Wearing socks for two days in a row."

Only two? Pfft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you a mans man?

Wearing socks for two days in a row.

Only two? Pfft."

I'm so emasculated right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a lazy cunt who does fuck all manly if I can get away it. "

Very manlike

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly

*scratching balls while typing

Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does "

with of course the obligatory finger sniff after..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly sliced my face of many times using Sharons lady razors cause I ran out of my own, felt so manually when blood was dripping of my face

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"BTW, I use a scalpel to sharpen mine - what does that make me??

Dangerous "

Nice arse stranger!

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Treat my wife like a queen buying her flowers unexpectedly. Plus today's DIY

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury


"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.

You just have to have one to really be a man!

I've got one of those xxx

"

You forget the battery's of undetermined life

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I opened a jar for a lady

Told her that she had loosened it for me whilst simultaneously giving her a wink

Then when she turned around I gave her arse a playful slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight im going to build an aeroplane and shop for light bulbs

Are you going to build it topless in the pouring rain? That's really manly."

No, ever since that meeting with HR i have to wear at least a t-shirt now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed a cow with my bare hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I killed a cow with my bare hands"

And you ate it raw for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah with milk

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Took a picture of my cock next to a sky remote. Not to show the size of my cock but to prove I have sky tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I did it next to shaving foam just to prove I don't shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps post above just poped this back on my head lol nearly sliced my fav open as my ex turned up at work one day as trying carve a gargoyle. Out a some bath stone using the stihl disc cutter one handed letter a dust b scrape mark up my face n for head was a bit close for comfort that one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol "

rememebr the first series of grand designs when it wasnt all about spending the most money - just building something different - good for you

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "

Hahaha what a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.

I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.

Hahaha what a man "
LOL

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I think with my cock

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"This thread is one of my favourite ever!! "

Same

Can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reversing a car, looking out the back window, with an arm slung over the passenger seat

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Yeah with milk"

Bwahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A thread for the men

Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.

What makes you a mans man?"

I do that all the time, does that make me a man's man?

Ruby

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

if I'm trying to fix something and it isn't going right.. i tend to break into a swearing fit and inflict damage to said item with any heavy object that's within reach.. though this probably doesn't prove I'm a mans man.. more a psycho trannie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just plugged in all my cordless drill batteries to charge for the weekend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serviced my own motorbike

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol

Ps post above just poped this back on my head lol nearly sliced my fav open as my ex turned up at work one day as trying carve a gargoyle. Out a some bath stone using the stihl disc cutter one handed letter a dust b scrape mark up my face n for head was a bit close for comfort that one ....

"

If you could please redistribute all of those "......" to the right places instead of gathering them up at the end of random sentences, I would be rather impressed.

Least manly post here I know, but there's no excuse for bad punctuation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me at least six weeks to fix something in the house during the football season....

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"I'm just fucking off to ma shed to do manly things "

Oh id love a man with a shed ....

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"Serviced my own motorbike"

What lube did you use ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrestle bears and tigers

Eat really hot currys even though you dont really enjoy eating them.

Shagged your girlfriend mum

Drink 15 pints

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

My dad was shot twice and blown up driving a lorry...That's quite manly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed the nail & banged my finger putting up a cupboard!! the hammer apologised

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell


"A pissed on the toilet seat "

Brilliant! It cannot get any more manly than that!

HK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When i moved out of my parents home, i turned to my dad and said

"Youre the man of the house now"

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

G once slept with one of his best friends brothers girlfriend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

.

Good job that wasn't me, doubt you'd have made it to the bed.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polished my 5 angle grinders.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I fixed the plug and chain with a pair of pliers this morning

I am so butch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pissed on the toilet seat "

I did one of those sprinkler pisses that hit everything so im more manly

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

This thread has been the best one so far

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car."

aye carumba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tucked it back. Then stood in front of the mirror, opened my legs and the glass shattered everywhere.

Could barely see my victory pose in the reflection.

Or my cape.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....

Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car.

aye carumba "

Haha, my Cuban chum is always saying this at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just lifted some bricks. Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my 4 year old up and sorted for nursery..Like I do every day (single dad of 2)

Depends what you consider manly I suppose

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I just trimmed my beard with my cut throat razor!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Took a DVD player apart ... Did some laundry ... Tried out my new cheese grater .. and my new coffee pot

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I've often "man looked" in a place where I'm assured the said item is - and I almost always fail to find it.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"I've often "man looked" in a place where I'm assured the said item is - and I almost always fail to find it. "

Giggling

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've often "man looked" in a place where I'm assured the said item is - and I almost always fail to find it. "
I must spend most of my life man looking for things

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