FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fuck, have tea with, beauty treatment or taken to the toilet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.

Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued with the beauty treatment.

What does I guy get with that? I need details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely fuck you hot x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.

Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "

??????.....huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cup of tea, proper loose leaf Darjeeling in a teapot with bone china cup and saucer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.

Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "

Tea, Fuck, Tea

Proper British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck then a proper cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was for kinky bird sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was for kinky bird sorry "

"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me."

Someone didn't read the post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm intrigued with the beauty treatment.

What does I guy get with that? I need details.

Hmm better put the menu up

For ladies

Manicure/pedicure with shellac

Rough skin removal and clipped toenails

Indian head massage, nothing too gay.

For men

Intimate hair removal

Full body massage

Prostate milking

Manicure/pedicure with cuticle oils and conditioning (clear) nail polish

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By *weetdickdelMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I would fuck you then after we can have tea together

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Fuck. Then tea. Then take me to the toilet. Then fuck again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my answer to cuppa and massage please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck....easiest question ever!

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. go and have our nail done together and have a right gossip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I only choose 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was for kinky bird sorry "

read the OP's OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to pick 1 I'll go with massage

oh how I'd love one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage and a cuppa if I can be greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.

Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's

Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.

Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's

Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "

Cup of tea and maybe a fuck!

H x

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Hmmm, tough one with the beauty treatment on offer but your avatar swings it..

Fuck senseless by both of us..

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By *weetdickdelMan
over a year ago

ipswich

"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.

Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's

Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "
mmmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck and then a cuppa and I'll probably need a pee afterwards.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

what I want to do is not on the list

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oooh I'll have the treatments with a cuppa and a natter - I love a head massage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cuppa and an Indian head massage please?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We would love to have a tea, fuck, massage, fuck....and repeat op

Boo x

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Beauty treatment please

Back, Sack and Crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you provide biscuits with the tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No."

Was the question, are you funny?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I'll have me nails done to see if I can get me fab rate up please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above in no particular order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you provide biscuits with the tea?

Of course, we'd have foxes chocolate Viennese, mint clubs, viscounts, chocolate digestives, bourbons, nice, rich tea and kit kats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Was the question, are you funny? "

I was replying.

I wouldn't meet the OP for any of the things on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a no thanks from me, sorry don't fuck anyone unless L is involved, don't like tea, being taken to the toilet is not appealing, and I am beautiful enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh sorry, excuse me a moment, I was just ringing my local pizza place to tell them I don't want to order a pizza.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Forgot to ask, do we get to christen the new mattress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.

Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "

All of the above!

Throw in one of those sleeping blowjobs too!

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"No.

Was the question, are you funny?

I was replying.

I wouldn't meet the OP for any of the things on offer."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you provide biscuits with the tea?

Of course, we'd have foxes chocolate Viennese, mint clubs, viscounts, chocolate digestives, bourbons, nice, rich tea and kit kats. "

Could I have lemon puff biscuits instead please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sorry, excuse me a moment, I was just ringing my local pizza place to tell them I don't want to order a pizza. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.

Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's

Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "

So I'd go for cuppa (coffee tho) then a massage then fuck, then taken to the toilet cos that is sexy as hell then fuck again!! If that's ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa please one sugar and a splash of milk ,,,then upstairs later for a passionate couple of hours ,, feel free to start without me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sorry, excuse me a moment, I was just ringing my local pizza place to tell them I don't want to order a pizza. "

Sorry hadn't realised this thread was only for those who fancy the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty treatment

Fuck

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Beauty treatment

Fuck

Beauty treatment

Massage I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beauty treatment

Fuck

Beauty treatment

Massage I think

Beauty treatment and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sorry, excuse me a moment, I was just ringing my local pizza place to tell them I don't want to order a pizza. "

Exactly.

Hardly local to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a gay massage

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to fuck, but could i be greedy and have a prostate massage too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.

Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "

Beauty treatments and then a good fuck. Or perhaps vice versa. Decisions...

Eve. X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I would love to fuck, but could i be greedy and have a prostate massage too?

x "

Oh good lord! A talking penis!

RUN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotham's perhaps we can travel down together and represent Leeds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm intrigued with the beauty treatment.

What does I guy get with that? I need details.

Hmm better put the menu up

For ladies

Manicure/pedicure with shellac

Rough skin removal and clipped toenails

Indian head massage, nothing too gay.

For men

Intimate hair removal

Full body massage

Prostate milking

Manicure/pedicure with cuticle oils and conditioning (clear) nail polish

I'll have that treatment, sounds great, just what I was hoping for at the Spa at the weekend......

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Brew and a good laugh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brew and a good laugh.."

Tea

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never turn down a nice cuppa

Especially after a great fuck

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

Haha attention seeking

I'd rather watch paint dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, tea and beauty treatment. Not necessarily in that order. I physically can't got to the toilet in front of anyone.

But I will happily fuck another dude's wife while he watches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha attention seeking

I'd rather watch paint dry "

Good. Gingers aren't allowed in my house.

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

"Haha attention seeking

I'd rather watch paint dry

Good. Gingers aren't allowed in my house. "

Probably find I'm strawberry blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgotten the options ...oh pants

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Forgotten the options ...oh pants

Pants? You seem to have forgotten them Jo

Tea and Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgotten the options ...oh pants

Pants? You seem to have forgotten them Jo

Tea and Fuck

Always forget them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i could handle all options here

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the toilet option please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The massage sounds fab. And a lovely hot fresh coffee please.

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