FabSwingers.com forum: Beware of. Baby oil

By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

After sensualy coating my self and a certain lady in oil in her rather spacious Tiled bath room. She was about to lead me through the door to a night of super sex I slipped cracked my head on the roll top bath she tried to come to my aid and ended up in a heel around the toilet. The encounter ended with us both trying to swim across the oil covered tiles to the door. Eventuality. We made it. The mood lost I went to A and E to get my gash on my head seen to. SO BEWARE BABY OIL IT'S FUN BUT DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm not sure I should admit this but I might have laughed a bit.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can envisage it as a murder scene 'Secret Swingers in Suicide pact'

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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I'm not sure I should admit this but I might have laughed a bit."
we could not stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I hope your both ok, why did it not occur to either of you beforehand that baby oil and tiles could be an issue?

Or is this where my instilled risk assesment proves useful to me x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)

I broke my arm after massaging my feet in creams wnt out into aviary later and the floor was wet, Right leg went forward in a sliding motion into splits wrist hit the deck and broke. I was naked at the time and just about to get dressed for work. Had to crawl in and find clothes and get dressed enough to call a neighbour to take me to hospital. Tore muscle back of thigh was black from bottom to knee. Couldnt walk for a week.

Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok.

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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)

Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok. "
ouch! I only had seven stitches to the side of my head . but lovely soft skin

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)

Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok. ouch! I only had seven stitches to the side of my head . but lovely soft skin "

Seven!! Ouch!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Hard luck there fella. Bio oil will work for the scar once it's healed. Don't scratch it or pull at the stitches no matter how much they itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick with my hands, his cock. It's not dangerous.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Beats the time the heel on my shoe broke and I went flying down the stairs and breaking my foot on meet at my place to shame

Nice to know things like this don't just happen to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard luck there fella. Bio oil will work for the scar once it's healed. Don't scratch it or pull at the stitches no matter how much they itch. "

And stay off the tiles while applying

Glad you are OK and smiling about it now

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure that many naked oiled body accidents end up in A&E

Sorry but yes I laughed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After sensualy coating my self and a certain lady in oil in her rather spacious Tiled bath room. She was about to lead me through the door to a night of super sex I slipped cracked my head on the roll top bath she tried to come to my aid and ended up in a heel around the toilet. The encounter ended with us both trying to swim across the oil covered tiles to the door. Eventuality. We made it. The mood lost I went to A and E to get my gash on my head seen to. SO BEWARE BABY OIL IT'S FUN BUT DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between imagining this to the Benny Hill theme tune or O Fortuna.

Hope you're ok

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Beats the time the heel on my shoe broke and I went flying down the stairs and breaking my foot on meet at my place to shame

Nice to know things like this don't just happen to me "

i think we need to hear more about this!

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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I'm torn between imagining this to the Benny Hill theme tune or O Fortuna.

Hope you're ok

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yes thank you. But the lady in question as she held my hand while the nurse practice her cross stich on my head whispered my one liner "i suppose a quick shag out of the question"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm torn between imagining this to the Benny Hill theme tune or O Fortuna.

Hope you're ok

yes thank you. But the lady in question as she held my hand while the nurse practice her cross stich on my head whispered my one liner "i suppose a quick shag out of the question"

Hahaha, sounds like a keeper buddy

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By *uddle4uMan
over a year ago

Purbeck

hope your both ok

Did you tell A&E how it really happened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ouch! I only had seven stitches to the side of my head . but lovely soft skin "

Can't beat a bit of positivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope your both ok

Did you tell A&E how it really happened lol"

I think the strong smell of baby oil may have given that away

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

Ah yes....

On my first oil sexwrestling outing, I was having a lovely time with a friend, dressed in French knickers and slithering around in oodles of babyoil.

Nick was taking photos and tried to stand up to get a good angle.

Bad idea.

One thing we did learn was, put out lots of towels to make a path to the bath. Just crawl there and sort of slide over the side into the bath. Do not attempt a shower!!

Janet xxxxxx

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By *uddle4uMan
over a year ago

Purbeck

"Ah yes....

On my first oil sexwrestling outing, I was having a lovely time with a friend, dressed in French knickers and slithering around in oodles of babyoil.

Nick was taking photos and tried to stand up to get a good angle.

Bad idea.

One thing we did learn was, put out lots of towels to make a path to the bath. Just crawl there and sort of slide over the side into the bath. Do not attempt a shower!!

Janet xxxxxx

I like the idea of baby oil fun. good call with the towels. But I'd be fucked, I only have a shower. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is where you learn to put a bath sheet on the bed (other surfaces are available) as you oil each other - much safer

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By *uddle4uMan
over a year ago

Purbeck

"this is where you learn to put a bath sheet on the bed (other surfaces are available) as you oil each other - much safer

thanks

my first thoughts where to use something more waterproof, probably not such a good idea.

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