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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all, new to the forums. Thought id introduce myself with a game.

Fill in the blanks.

I like to _____ before i _____

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, new to the forums. Thought id introduce myself with a game.

Fill in the blanks.

I like to _____ before i _____"

Welcome Mr. Cake

Personally love this game so I will answer in the style of Cards

I like to WANK INTO A SOCK before I DONATE IT TO CHARITY.

My go...

World peace and _____ can be achieved when _____.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all, new to the forums. Thought id introduce myself with a game.

Fill in the blanks.

I like to _____ before i _____

Welcome Mr. Cake

Personally love this game so I will answer in the style of Cards

I like to WANK INTO A SOCK before I DONATE IT TO CHARITY.

My go...

World peace and _____ can be achieved when _____."

Thank you

World peace and EQUALITY can be achieved when MY RACIST GRANDDAD PASSES AWAY

my turn

I went to the ________ and left with a _______

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"World peace and EQUALITY can be achieved when MY RACIST GRANDDAD PASSES AWAY

my turn

I went to the ________ and left with a _______"

I went to the INAUGURATION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP and left a SENSE THAT MY RACIST COMMENT WAS IN FACT COURAGEOUS.

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Next:

According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________.

Your allowed to shoot someone if they're ASKING FOR PROFILE HELP ON HERE TO GET A SHAG.

Here's mine...

What's ____ and _____ and _____ all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________.

Your allowed to shoot someone if they're ASKING FOR PROFILE HELP ON HERE TO GET A SHAG.

Here's mine...

What's ____ and _____ and _____ all over."

whats BLACK and WhITE and READ all over?

a newspaper

here's mine

a _______ of what you ______ does you______

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

here's mine

a _______ of what you ______ does you______

"

A SIP of what you EJACULATE does you NO FAVOURS IN A PIZZA HUT

Here's mine

If ______ is _________ then what is _________?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's mine

If ______ is _________ then what is _________?"

If SUCKING COCK is FOR STRAIGHT MEN then what is STRAIGHT?

Mine is

I saw a ______ yesterday and it _____

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Here's mine

If ______ is _________ then what is _________?

If SUCKING COCK is FOR STRAIGHT MEN then what is STRAIGHT?

Mine is

I saw a ______ yesterday and it _____"

I saw a MEKKA-HITLER yesterday and it SOLVED THE WEST-LOTHIAN QUESTION.

Who knew?

.

Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors and ________.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors and ________."

Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors and PAEDOPHILIC PRIESTS.

_______ can solve world hunger with a little ________.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors and ________.

Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors and PAEDOPHILIC PRIESTS.

_______ can solve world hunger with a little ________."

DONALD TRUMP can solve world hunger with a little CUDDLING.

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"Today of the Jeremy Kyle Show: Help! My son is a _________."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today of the Jeremy Kyle Show: Help! My son is a _________."

Today on the Jeremy kyle Show: help! My son is a FAB SWINGERS MEMBER

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

"Today of the Jeremy Kyle Show: Help! My son is a _________."

Today on the Jeremy kyle Show: help! My son is a FAB SWINGERS MEMBER "

LOL

...now YOU need to provide a new question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops... forgot to add one.

OK here goes.

A _____ in the morning is worth _____ in the ______.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[Removed by poster at 31/01/17 15:29:30]

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Oooops... forgot to add one.

OK here goes.

A _____ in the morning is worth _____ in the ______."

a BAKON SARNEY in the morning is worth MAKING FRESH in the MORNING.

allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball."

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

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I got 99 problems but _________ ain't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

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I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one"
I prefer ______ before I eat it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

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I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it"

No, subby boy, you complete mine first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but cheesecake ain't one"

Next:

It was when I was having _______ that I realised my ______ has snapped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first"
Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________."

Naughty

When in ______ do as the ______ do.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!"

Bff?

Eh?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________.

Naughty

When in ______ do as the ______ do."

You're cutting in n' all

When in THE TAJ MAHAL do as the PRINCESESS OF WALES do.

Ish.

Not a good hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but cheesecake ain't one

Next:

It was when I was having _______ that I realised my ______ has snapped!"
It was when I was having ____tacos___ that I realised my __penis____ has snapped! Next: I can't remember the last time ______ was soo good I should ______ more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh?"
Don't change the subject you can't read!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*Chaos and tickertape rain from the ceiling*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read!"
I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young"

Bless

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

Bless"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dka54jH9po

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

Bless"
I'm good like that, no need to bless me simply kiss my hand and a simple thank you will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

Bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dka54jH9po"
Is that your dad, is that why you try to make others feel inadequate?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"According to Arizona's stand-your=-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're__________.

Naughty

When in ______ do as the ______ do.

You're cutting in n' all

When in THE TAJ MAHAL do as the PRINCESESS OF WALES do.

Ish.

Not a good hand "

Yeah but no one answered yours

If in ______ leave it ______

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

Bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dka54jH9po Is that your dad, is that why you try to make others feel inadequate?"

I'm not going to start a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

There's a good game being lost here.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In the beginning was _______ .

And the Lord said, "Let there be ________!"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"In the beginning was a forum post .

And the Lord said, "Let there be bitch slapping!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways tast the ....... Befor you ........ On to the taball.

Always taste the HOST before you DEFLOWER HIM/HER on to the table.

.

Next:

.

I got 99 problems but ___your mum______ ain't one I prefer ______ before I eat it

No, subby boy, you complete mine first Listen here you muppet! Open your eyes. I did yours! Bff!

Bff?

Eh? Don't change the subject you can't read! I can help you reading if you like I learnt very young

Bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dka54jH9po Is that your dad, is that why you try to make others feel inadequate?

I'm not going to start a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

There's a good game being lost here. "
Touché mon Chéri

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"In the beginning was a forum post .

And the Lord said, "Let there be bitch slapping!""

Your go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the absence of a new one....

______ is in the eye of the _______.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The champagne cork is in the eye of the rude bitch on table 4 and you can stick this job up your arse!

____ up big baz, avin it _____

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The champagne cork is in the eye of the rude bitch on table 4 and you can stick this job up your arse!

____ up big baz, avin it _____"

Quoi?

STRAP up big baz, avin it LARGE

?

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Do not fuck with me.

I am literally _________ right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not fuck with me.

I am literally cunted on Newquay brown ale right now.

A _____ in the hand is worth ______ the bush.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Do not fuck with me.

I am literally cunted on Newquay brown ale right now.

A _____ in the hand is worth ______ the bush."

Close

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