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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"."
ho ho boom, boom.

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You need to open a few more Xmas crackers, to get an up to date joke m'dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sucked me right in until the firearm bit, damn you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You sucked me right in until the firearm bit, damn you!! "
made you chuckle thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sucked me right in until the firearm bit, damn you!! made you chuckle thou "

It did! and chuckles have been few on the ground today so bless ya for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacked right in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sacked right in lol

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Ooops sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"."

Well played darling

Did you enjoy your Chinese xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".

Well played darling

Did you enjoy your Chinese xxx"
yes darling got soaked getting it thou

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".

Well played darling

Did you enjoy your Chinese xxxyes darling got soaked getting it thou "

What did that the nan in uniform or the handcuffs or maybe both

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/596400

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*racist joke alert*

How do you confuse an Irishman ?

Put two shovels in the corner and tell him to take his pick

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"*racist jokes alert*

How do you confuse an Irishman ?

Put two shovels in the corner and tell him to take his pick "

Paddy and Mick are walking in the woods and see a sign Tree fellers wanted . Paddy says to Mick shame there's just the two of us .

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