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Caterpillars are NOT cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do people think caterpillars are cute, they're not, they're ugly buggers, but because they turn into beautiful butterflies people think they're cute. Have you ever seen a butterfly under a microscope? Hideously ugly fuckers they are.

Plus they eat my nasturtiums. Wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Centipedes are worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Centipedes are worse... "

human centipedes are worse than that lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha i remember when i first tried to be green fingered and grew some nastersiums (the things wishy said cos i am sure i spelt the wrong!)

i planted them out by our raised pond and within a week the had all been eaten i didnt even get to see them flower!!!)

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ wankers...poor caterpillar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Centipedes are worse...

human centipedes are worse than that lol"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a thread about masturbating caterpillars..... wishy, that's an all time low for you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a thread about masturbating caterpillars..... wishy, that's an all time low for you!!! "

But unlike Wishy... a caterpillar doesnt need to change hands at 99...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a thread about masturbating caterpillars..... wishy, that's an all time low for you!!!

But unlike Wishy... a caterpillar doesnt need to change hands at 99... "

How the fook do you co-ordinate something like that when you got 100 hands to choose from?

Goes beyond a simple rightie or leftie dunnit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you imagine two male caqterpillars chatting:

1st Cat: so which hand do you wank with?

2nd Cat: Right 42, you?

1st Cat: I'm ambidextrous.

2nd Cat: Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... a caterpillar doesnt need to change hands at 99...

How the fook do you co-ordinate something like that when you got 100 hands to choose from?

Goes beyond a simple rightie or leftie dunnit? "

...and which arm do they put to sleep, to pretend its someone elses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a cure for stopping my flowers from being eaten (but you can only do it for flowers, not fruit and veg) water them with your bathwater, something in bubble bath and shampoo they hate but my flowers love it, they are growing twice the size they were on miracle grow

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