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"H O T" Hands Orifices Tongue? | |||
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"5" Out of 5, 10, 100? | |||
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"Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse." People have finesse? | |||
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"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not " At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do ). | |||
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"Wistfully." Wristfully? | |||
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"SUPERFUCKALISIOUS " That sounds confident. | |||
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"2/10 Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored " I don't believe that xxx | |||
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"Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse. People have finesse? " I'm sure other people can move position without either falling over, going the wrong way, accidentally leaning on their own hair or various other klutzy moves. That sounds like finesse to me. | |||
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"2/10 Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored " You use a sack? Everyone loves a boob. | |||
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"SUPERFUCKALISIOUS That sounds confident. " VERY no complaints yet | |||
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"I would not have a clue, I'm so out of practice " They say it makes perfect... | |||
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"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10" It sounds like Ms Innocent's. | |||
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"I would not have a clue, I'm so out of practice They say it makes perfect... " Indeed but I need a training regime and willing partner. | |||
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"2/10 Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored You use a sack? Everyone loves a boob. " Yes potato sacks are good at least I have an excuse when they tell me their bits are itchy a few days later | |||
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"5/10 I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me. I know my failings and I'm working on it " Adequate... for you or for the other person? | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore " These things can come and go. | |||
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"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do ). " I break them mentally | |||
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"I am definitely at least a 7 If it was bigger I'd be a 9/10 I reckon Haha I would say I'm a big head but that wouldn't work on this occasion Lol I like to PLEASE and always manage to make a girl cum so 7 is fair " I am hearing that Sev EN in a Len Goodman way. | |||
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"I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina " Technique to go with the stamina and size? | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. " How do you mean? | |||
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"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10 It sounds like Ms Innocent's." There's more wear and tear on me I'm afraid | |||
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"5/10 I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me. I know my failings and I'm working on it Adequate... for you or for the other person? " Would you like to find out? | |||
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"I send my shags partners to the hospital " That makes your rating: Danger! The Management accept no responsibility for injury incurred on this ride. | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean?" Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. | |||
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"5/10 I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me. I know my failings and I'm working on it Adequate... for you or for the other person? Would you like to find out? " Much as I love the name Ragnar, you are too young for this old woman. | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean? Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. " I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean? Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit" I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido. Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself. | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean? Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit" Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean? Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong " I will try. It was hard to do penetration as she had vaginismus and it would have been painful for her to feel it go in so I doubt if I ever had sex with her at all so minus that and make it two years ago since I last had proper sex | |||
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore These things can come and go. How do you mean? Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return. I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido. Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself. " Yeah I hope it does lift as I hate being depressed. Damn my cursed Aspergers | |||
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"I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina Technique to go with the stamina and size? " i have technique to hence why I would say am and 8always had good reviews so I can't be that bad | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? " Shag is me. I would rate myself a 8 | |||
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"I'm going to give myself 7/10. Loads of effort, lots of imagination, gentle (or not) as required ... I just wish I didn't cum so quick sometimes " Imagination | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? Shag is me. I would rate myself a 8 " Have patience and you might be a ten. | |||
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"always come back for more " You leave them wanting? | |||
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"always come back for more You leave them wanting?" begging more than wanting | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? Shag is me. I would rate myself a 8 Have patience and you might be a ten." That is right. I would be that too | |||
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"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves! The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty! She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!" " Did she squeal? | |||
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"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves! The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty! She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!" Did she squeal?" No but saying it made her laugh so hard she actually snorted......which only strengthened my case! | |||
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"Wistfully. Wristfully? " Harsh! | |||
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"They usually ask for their time back, what rating does that give me ?" Time Traveller... that's got to be epic. | |||
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"Hand-crafted to suit the individual, this isn't just any old shagging, this is DiamndJoe™ shagging. "Turn your knob up to 11" " Hand-crafted... | |||
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"I'm not sure as I've never shagged myself. I mean, I'm quite happy with my hand action, but I'm lacking oral skills on myself. Seriously though, I tend to reflect - if the guy is into me then he'll get my A game. If he seems lacklustre then so will I be." It is a tricky point... if one isn't feeling the tingle then they may become even more lacklustre and upping the ante may spark them into better performance mode. I always feel a bit cheated if I'm offered the half-hearted fuck. | |||
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"Hilary is good and often gets complimented. What I lack in skill I make up for in effort. To be fair she's been carrying me for years. " She's a good woman. It sounds like we need to set up a Fab skills academy. | |||
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"Better than it used to be " As my primary school head used to say, Good better best. Never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best. | |||
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"Enthusiastic " Enthusiasm is catching. | |||
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"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it." It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it? | |||
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"10... ..pumps and I'm done." Better than some... | |||
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"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it. It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it? " I think I do the stereotypical British thing of putting quite in front of something in order to not sound too egotistical; I think I'm a jolly good shag but if I come straight out with that I might come across as full of myself! | |||
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"I've not ad a shag for along time " It's not that unusual on here. | |||
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"I've not ad a shag for along time It's not that unusual on here. " fancy that shag haha..let's make a difference | |||
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"I've not ad a shag for along time It's not that unusual on here. fancy that shag haha..let's make a difference" Thanks for the offer but it seems you do quite well. | |||
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"I've not ad a shag for along time It's not that unusual on here. " It's certainly getting more difficult to arrange. | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide." Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide. Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. " I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though. So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide. Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though. So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not " Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide. Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though. So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? " Yup It happens | |||
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"2/10 Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored " That's bound to keep men happy for hours | |||
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"With someone who likes my specific brand of take take take, I'd be a 9/10. With someone else I'd probably be a 2/10 because I'm not very flexible or pliable, can't be "thrown around" by anyone except possibly Geoff Capes and don't suck like a Dyson. " I'm similar. | |||
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"I do my best, thats all you can ask of somebody surely I'm not really a morning person so my morning sex isn't anything to write home about but other than that i do ok " What about lazy sex in the morning? | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide. Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though. So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? " When you're in a non-swinging relationship, yeah. Nothing like 10 years together to dowse that spark well and truly. | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? " You tell me. | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? You tell me. " Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get. | |||
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"Probably say around 7ish. There's always room for improvement!" Good attitude. | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? You tell me. Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get. " Good god no! | |||
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"Lots of kisses lots of foreplay maybe a little fisting before I use my Man hood on Emma but by this time the bed is usually wet through and Emma looks like she is ready to pass out so I guess im not to bad " Don't mention beds getting wet on the forum. You never know what you might unleash. | |||
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide. Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments. I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though. So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not " | |||
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"I find it hard rating myself. So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10. If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10. " My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked. | |||
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"I find it hard rating myself. So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10. If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10. My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked. " | |||
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"2.. under promise and hopefully over deliver.." Good tactic. | |||
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"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10. This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral." Good. I hope your improved mood continues. | |||
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"Awesome, obviously." Obviously. | |||
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"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10. This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral. Good. I hope your improved mood continues. " Yeah I'm sure it will remain improved | |||
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"With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation " Dual ratings... that's novel. | |||
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"With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation Dual ratings... that's novel. " I think I fuck good but fuck a man immensely well and ladies also good but more oral and fore play with ladies | |||
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"I'm better than a wank! " I'm not sure that I am. | |||
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"What is this? Strictly cum Dancing? It really does take two to tango. I am not good when shagging a sack of potatoes! " What about individual potatoes? | |||
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag. How do you rate your shagging? " Could do better. | |||
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"OP you'll have to ask my Fab chums " She's a gash fuck but she swallows | |||
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"OP you'll have to ask my Fab chums She's a gash fuck but she swallows " | |||
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