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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H

O

T

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"H

O

T"

Hands

Orifices

Tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"5"

Out of 5, 10, 100?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Wistfully.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse."

People have finesse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5

Out of 5, 10, 100?

"

Just 5 see my 5 thread

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

SUPERFUCKALISIOUS

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not "

At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2/10

Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wistfully."

Wristfully?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not have a clue, I'm so out of practice

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"SUPERFUCKALISIOUS "

That sounds confident.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"2/10

Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored "

I don't believe that xxx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse.

People have finesse? "

I'm sure other people can move position without either falling over, going the wrong way, accidentally leaning on their own hair or various other klutzy moves. That sounds like finesse to me.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"2/10

Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored "

You use a sack? Everyone loves a boob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"SUPERFUCKALISIOUS

That sounds confident.

"

VERY no complaints yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/10

I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.

I know my failings and I'm working on it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would not have a clue, I'm so out of practice "

They say it makes perfect...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Top notch, my veris say so it must be true!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10"

It sounds like Ms Innocent's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would not have a clue, I'm so out of practice

They say it makes perfect...

"

Indeed but I need a training regime and willing partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2/10

Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored

You use a sack? Everyone loves a boob.

"

Yes potato sacks are good at least I have an excuse when they tell me their bits are itchy a few days later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Well I normally enjoy myself, You would have to ask the Women I have slept with for a rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am definitely at least a 7

If it was bigger I'd be a 9/10 I reckon

Haha

I would say I'm a big head but that wouldn't work on this occasion

Lol

I like to PLEASE and always manage to make a girl cum so 7 is fair

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"5/10

I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.

I know my failings and I'm working on it "

Adequate... for you or for the other person?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore "

These things can come and go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not

At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do ).

"

I break them mentally

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside

I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am definitely at least a 7

If it was bigger I'd be a 9/10 I reckon

Haha

I would say I'm a big head but that wouldn't work on this occasion

Lol

I like to PLEASE and always manage to make a girl cum so 7 is fair "

I am hearing that Sev EN in a Len Goodman way.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina "

Technique to go with the stamina and size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send my shags partners to the hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

"

How do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10

It sounds like Ms Innocent's."

There's more wear and tear on me I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5/10

I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.

I know my failings and I'm working on it

Adequate... for you or for the other person?

"

Would you like to find out?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I send my shags partners to the hospital "

That makes your rating: Danger! The Management accept no responsibility for injury incurred on this ride.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?"

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"5/10

I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.

I know my failings and I'm working on it

Adequate... for you or for the other person?

Would you like to find out? "

Much as I love the name Ragnar, you are too young for this old woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

"

I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.

The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.

The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit"

I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido.

Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.

The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit"

Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.

The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit

Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong "

I will try. It was hard to do penetration as she had vaginismus and it would have been painful for her to feel it go in so I doubt if I ever had sex with her at all so minus that and make it two years ago since I last had proper sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore

These things can come and go.

How do you mean?

Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.

I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.

The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit

I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido.

Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself.

"

Yeah I hope it does lift as I hate being depressed. Damn my cursed Aspergers

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside


"I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina

Technique to go with the stamina and size?

"

i have technique to hence why I would say am and 8always had good reviews so I can't be that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to give myself 7/10. Loads of effort, lots of imagination, gentle (or not) as required ... I just wish I didn't cum so quick sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

"

Shag is me.

I would rate myself a 8

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

always come back for more

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to give myself 7/10. Loads of effort, lots of imagination, gentle (or not) as required ... I just wish I didn't cum so quick sometimes

"

Imagination

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

Shag is me.

I would rate myself a 8 "

Have patience and you might be a ten.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"always come back for more "

You leave them wanting?

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"always come back for more

You leave them wanting?"

begging more than wanting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

Shag is me.

I would rate myself a 8

Have patience and you might be a ten."

That is right. I would be that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance

Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!

The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!

She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance

Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!

The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!

She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!" "

Did she squeal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance

Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!

The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!

She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!"

Did she squeal?"

No but saying it made her laugh so hard she actually snorted......which only strengthened my case!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shit answers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hand-crafted to suit the individual, this isn't just any old shagging, this is DiamndJoe™ shagging.

"Turn your knob up to 11"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Wistfully.

Wristfully?

"

Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually ask for their time back, what rating does that give me ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They usually ask for their time back, what rating does that give me ?"

Time Traveller... that's got to be epic.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hand-crafted to suit the individual, this isn't just any old shagging, this is DiamndJoe™ shagging.

"Turn your knob up to 11"

"

Hand-crafted...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm not sure as I've never shagged myself. I mean, I'm quite happy with my hand action, but I'm lacking oral skills on myself.

Seriously though, I tend to reflect - if the guy is into me then he'll get my A game. If he seems lacklustre then so will I be.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Hilary is good and often gets complimented.

What I lack in skill I make up for in effort.

To be fair she's been carrying me for years.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not sure as I've never shagged myself. I mean, I'm quite happy with my hand action, but I'm lacking oral skills on myself.

Seriously though, I tend to reflect - if the guy is into me then he'll get my A game. If he seems lacklustre then so will I be."

It is a tricky point... if one isn't feeling the tingle then they may become even more lacklustre and upping the ante may spark them into better performance mode.

I always feel a bit cheated if I'm offered the half-hearted fuck.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hilary is good and often gets complimented.

What I lack in skill I make up for in effort.

To be fair she's been carrying me for years. "

She's a good woman. It sounds like we need to set up a Fab skills academy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than it used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enthusiastic

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10...

..pumps and I'm done.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Better than it used to be "

As my primary school head used to say, Good better best. Never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Enthusiastic "

Enthusiasm is catching.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it."

It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"10...

..pumps and I'm done."

Better than some...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it.

It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it?

"

I think I do the stereotypical British thing of putting quite in front of something in order to not sound too egotistical; I think I'm a jolly good shag but if I come straight out with that I might come across as full of myself!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not ad a shag for along time

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've not ad a shag for along time "

It's not that unusual on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not ad a shag for along time

It's not that unusual on here.

"

fancy that shag haha..let's make a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes we're great

Sometimes we're dreadful

So you have to make sure you catch us on a good day

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've not ad a shag for along time

It's not that unusual on here.

fancy that shag haha..let's make a difference"

Thanks for the offer but it seems you do quite well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 out 10 right nowI would not have a clue, I'm so long out of practice Indeed but I need a training regime and willing partner

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I've not ad a shag for along time

It's not that unusual on here.

"

It's certainly getting more difficult to arrange.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide."

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

"

I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.

So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.

So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not "

Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.

So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not

Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? "

Yup

It happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With someone who likes my specific brand of take take take, I'd be a 9/10. With someone else I'd probably be a 2/10 because I'm not very flexible or pliable, can't be "thrown around" by anyone except possibly Geoff Capes and don't suck like a Dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2/10

Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored "

That's bound to keep men happy for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of kisses lots of foreplay maybe a little fisting before I use my Man hood on Emma but by this time the bed is usually wet through and Emma looks like she is ready to pass out so I guess im not to bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my best, thats all you can ask of somebody surely

I'm not really a morning person so my morning sex isn't anything to write home about but other than that i do ok

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"With someone who likes my specific brand of take take take, I'd be a 9/10. With someone else I'd probably be a 2/10 because I'm not very flexible or pliable, can't be "thrown around" by anyone except possibly Geoff Capes and don't suck like a Dyson. "

I'm similar.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I don't rate my own shagging

Yoh get what yoh get

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do my best, thats all you can ask of somebody surely

I'm not really a morning person so my morning sex isn't anything to write home about but other than that i do ok "

What about lazy sex in the morning?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.

So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not

Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? "

When you're in a non-swinging relationship, yeah. Nothing like 10 years together to dowse that spark well and truly.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

"

You tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably say around 7ish. There's always room for improvement!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

You tell me. "

Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Probably say around 7ish. There's always room for improvement!"

Good attitude.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

You tell me.

Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get.

"

Good god no!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lots of kisses lots of foreplay maybe a little fisting before I use my Man hood on Emma but by this time the bed is usually wet through and Emma looks like she is ready to pass out so I guess im not to bad "

Don't mention beds getting wet on the forum. You never know what you might unleash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.

Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.

I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.

So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hard rating myself.

So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.

If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Can't remember that far back..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I find it hard rating myself.

So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.

If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.

"

My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it hard rating myself.

So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.

If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.

My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.

This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome, obviously.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

2.. under promise and hopefully over deliver..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"2.. under promise and hopefully over deliver.."

Good tactic.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.

This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral."

Good. I hope your improved mood continues.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Awesome, obviously."

Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.

This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral.

Good. I hope your improved mood continues.

"

Yeah I'm sure it will remain improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awesome, obviously.

Obviously."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation "

Dual ratings... that's novel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation

Dual ratings... that's novel.

"

I think I fuck good but fuck a man immensely well and ladies also good but more oral and fore play with ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm better than a wank!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm better than a wank! "

I'm not sure that I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about my shag rating but my bjs have been described as "velvet like" and "lush" and the lush comment who was from someone doesn't usually cum from bjs

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Not a patch on how I was but don't do bad for an oldie lol.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Any lady want to try me out?

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By *az1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Practice makes perfect and there's always room for improvement

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I wouldn't like to say as I haven't had that much in the last 2 years

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmmmm takes two to tango, if I click and we tune into each others bodies its a 10/10.... When we don't and I can't get into it i'm a 3/10 but trying much harder lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that sounds like one of my exes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is we are all gonna say we're the best pmsl, I rate my oral and foreplay 8/10 maybe a 9 haha can't make myself to good hahaha sex depends how the women likes it is guess and if you hit all the buttons but I'll give myself a safe 6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this? Strictly cum Dancing? It really does take two to tango. I am not good when shagging a sack of potatoes!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What is this? Strictly cum Dancing? It really does take two to tango. I am not good when shagging a sack of potatoes! "

What about individual potatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.

How do you rate your shagging?

"

Could do better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lie there as if stunned by a brick.

I expect him to do all the work, after all; I'm beautiful. He should be very grateful I'm allowing him access to my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10 the best sensation you could possibly achieve whilst you are making eggs! Don't need an egg timer

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP you'll have to ask my Fab chums

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depends on the resiprosity.

They're good, I'm stunning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you'll have to ask my Fab chums "

She's a gash fuck but she swallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm okay. I've not had negative feedback and my meets always want more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to rate yourself but my previous partners have always come back for more and I quote...

'no-one has ever made me feel like that'(multiple orgasms)

'my god, I would be dragging you through the door every night'

'I could die happy right now..'

Thank you ladies....I try....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy : I like the guy to do all the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average I think may need to practice more xx

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Adventurous.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"OP you'll have to ask my Fab chums

She's a gash fuck but she swallows "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at anything sexual, as my verifications prove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unique "

You're telling me

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