FabSwingers.com forum: Wanted: Two Women. Enquire Within

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do we have to enquire in pairs?

I'm really fat so would that count as two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle please

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/577160

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recycle please

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/577160"

You just lack vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have to enquire in pairs?

I'm really fat so would that count as two?

I'll team up with you Lickety, he won't know what's hit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your offer doesn't have an expiry date. Application in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your own washing up you lazy bugger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do we have to enquire in pairs?

I'm really fat so would that count as two?

I'll team up with you Lickety, he won't know what's hit him

You distract him with your tits and I'll sneak up and grab him from behind.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Is wanting three Women just being greedy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know"

Voluntarily subcontracting to Tushy Lover on a sequential basis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know"

I'm a fairly boring shag so it would just entail everyone putting each others genitals in our mouths and me humping briefly before having a snooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know

I'm a fairly boring shag so it would just entail everyone putting each others genitals in our mouths and me humping briefly before having a snooze."

Rubbish offer, I'm a shit shag but at least not boring

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm a shit shag but at least not boring

Is that your family motto?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know

I'm a fairly boring shag so it would just entail everyone putting each others genitals in our mouths and me humping briefly before having a snooze.

Rubbish offer, I'm a shit shag but at least not boring

I can't top that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Why the fuck not? Xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You mean one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I admire your balls.

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

High five to OP for the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I admire your balls."

I've not seen them, but I bet they're delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,d like 2 men please XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it.

You only need 2....and you get any spare or left over. Can I have them?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I would like 5 guys as fwb or all at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sufficient cock ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a sufficient cock ratio"

I've got 2 thumbs. I'm now winning by 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like two guy's please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want my tall bearded man

Come on universe I want him before I'm 44 please

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By *utosamMan
over a year ago

west Drayton

"I still want my tall bearded man

Come on universe I want him before I'm 44 please

Is age an issue.. I am 56...??..!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm strictly 2 men only, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your offer doesn't have an expiry date. Application in the post

I'll apply with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still want my tall bearded man

Come on universe I want him before I'm 44 please

Is age an issue.. I am 56...??..!!"

ive got issues ... everything's an issue to me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd do it with you Lickety. We'd have to tie him up and take turns at him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a sufficient cock ratio"

Spoil sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be a tag team event?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know

I'm a fairly boring shag so it would just entail everyone putting each others genitals in our mouths and me humping briefly before having a snooze."

Well I suppose if there's another girl there then there's still fun to be had whilst you snooze.....although your description of a 'brief hump before a snooze has put the image of a tortoise shagging in my head'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Why not start with one woman first?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do us ladies have a choice in the other lady or is it just up to you op?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do us ladies have a choice in the other lady or is it just up to you op?"

Now that is a very good question. Do you require two of us to team up OP or is it first two come, first two served, as it were?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I,d like 2 men please XXX"

I'm not half the man I used to be so you would probably be best advised to book me on 4 separate occasions

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd do it with you Lickety. We'd have to tie him up and take turns at him

Then he'd have three as Roxi is already distracting him with her tits.

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By *utosamMan
over a year ago

west Drayton

I have never been with two women..!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have never been with two women..!!"

I have and I'm straight.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I have never been with two women..!!"

No? What's your fewest then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never been with two women..!!

I have and I'm straight.

best reply yet!!!! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two? Fuck that! One is hard enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two? Fuck that! One is hard enough

They can keep themselves amused when I'm finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, OP, do you have your FFM meet sorted yet?

And while you're here, how's your March 14th meet?

Have you considered combining the two? One woman to cook, the other to clean up while you nap?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a size 22...that's two size 10s and an extra bit of tit...will that suffice

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Two? Fuck that! One is hard enough

They can keep themselves amused when I'm finished."

You'd better pick two bi ladies or it won't be amusing when your napping.

You may loose an eyebrow or near else

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Wanted for what? Enquiring minds wish to know

I'm a fairly boring shag so it would just entail everyone putting each others genitals in our mouths and me humping briefly before having a snooze."

Classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm so many gorgeous ladies on this post,all with figures to die for!

Must concentrate, what was the question again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a size 22...that's two size 10s and an extra bit of tit...will that suffice

Mmmmm booobs!!

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