FabSwingers.com forum: its my birthday would you fuck me ?????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well would yah xxxx

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

only coz it's yer birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But your panties aren't down.

If they were, I would!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but you'd also have to seagull me tits lmao ............. google it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanish Seagull

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When one dons a sombrero and fake moustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.

Testimonials: "My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures."

I don't fink I got that much stamina. Can't I just rodger you senseless from behind instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw... Happy birthday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on my was the a card and a hard on lol

And yes i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say please

* creEps rOuNd grAveYarD -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well would yah xxxx"

well you would be mad not too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday and hell yh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. "
.... Wasn't ment for you

& nope

* crEeps rOunD grAveyaRd-|-

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?

Or are you reprobates not that fussed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday but NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?

Or are you reprobates not that fussed?? "

I only wished a happy birthday, safety first

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?

Or are you reprobates not that fussed??

I only wished a happy birthday, safety first

Good plan, that man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?

Or are you reprobates not that fussed?? "

I'd hazard a guess that if it's Mr, he wouldn't want his tits spanish seagulled!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?

Or are you reprobates not that fussed??

I'd hazard a guess that if it's Mr, he wouldn't want his tits spanish seagulled!

you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I'd fuck you, I'd fuck the crack of dawn, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course I'd fuck you, I'd fuck the crack of dawn, me

I've heard dawns an accommodating lass

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Only if we can have a piece of your cake

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we would love too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy belated birthday and hell yes xx

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