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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Very quite day for me. Spent half the morning searching for a hedgehog, its shit all over my kitchen floor. (ever tried cleaning hedgehog shit up???? It glues itself down). Went to the bank in a vest top, heavens opened and i got drenched. Got in the bank to realize id got my reading glasses on and the other ones stuck on top of my head. Came home, found my front door key in the outside of the door(must of been there since yesterday)

Just opened a message describing me as "sexy and intelligent" the word delusional springs to mind.

Oh and the hedgehog i took to the end of the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok.. your a woman.

Normal surely lol......

Apart from the hedghog stuff anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm hun there is a roundabout at the end of your street...making the hedgehog play Russian Roulette with the cars isnt very sporting

remind me never to shit on your kitchen floor lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Erm hun there is a roundabout at the end of your street...making the hedgehog play Russian Roulette with the cars isnt very sporting

remind me never to shit on your kitchen floor lol"

lol but there is a bit of waste ground opposite the recycling centre, think your familiar with our local rubbish dump pmslxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm hun there is a roundabout at the end of your street...making the hedgehog play Russian Roulette with the cars isnt very sporting

remind me never to shit on your kitchen floor lol

lol but there is a bit of waste ground opposite the recycling centre, think your familiar with our local rubbish dump pmslxxx"

oooooh its posh there, talking recycling thingies...scared the shite outa me when i was routing for small change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh one of those days lol . on the hedgehog thing yes i have cleaned up loads of it , got pissed fell asleep in a field and a hedgehog used my jacket to shit all over the plce , was not amused , needless to say it looked a lot like cum and form then on i was known as sticky or sticks .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahh one of those days lol . on the hedgehog thing yes i have cleaned up loads of it , got pissed fell asleep in a field and a hedgehog used my jacket to shit all over the plce , was not amused , needless to say it looked a lot like cum and form then on i was known as sticky or sticks ."

that your story and your sticking to it eh!

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