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who would you like to fuck on here but probably never will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheryl Cole tsk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joey Keen for me.

I'd do him over and over... the distance between us makes it difficult though, but not impossible... hmmmmm... taxi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the cheeky rough straight blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Cole tsk. "

I know things are a little bleak for old Chezza at the moment - but is she on here for cheering up?!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Quite a few that I wouldn't so no too but they always seem to be bleeding miles and miles away...but never say never lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Cole tsk.

I know things are a little bleak for old Chezza at the moment - but is she on here for cheering up?!! "

What a dream come true that would be. To get a PM from her saying, "I know your canny lass isn't bi like, but would she mind it you banged me hard from behind while I chomp on her ladybits?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that is what i meant on here not chewbacca cole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Artist Formerly Known As Knockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iconic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to many to mention and message telling them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invictus, Funky Monkey, Kev40, Mally, Blake, im sure there are others :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Artist Formerly Known As Knockers"

awwwwww Jimbo xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that "Awwwwwwwwwww" mean I might get a Pity Fuck??

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Myself.

If i could do that, i'd change my profile name to bigcock1343rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that "Awwwwwwwwwww" mean I might get a Pity Fuck?? "

erm,, no

but 10/10 for effort lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Now

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *otstory69Man
over a year ago

stafford

for me 'probably never will' is the same as 'not soon enough' ,

Mrs Frock, and Belles. hmmm, now what a GREAT combination that would be. yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Koda - but he is at the opposite end of the UK to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep defo .. we are in glasgow too

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"who would you like to fuck on here but probably never will"

No one. I always get the ones I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep love the pants x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""who would you like to fuck on here but probably never will"

No one. I always get the ones I want. "

well there's nowt like confidence in one's own ability!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


""who would you like to fuck on here but probably never will"

No one. I always get the ones I want.

well there's nowt like confidence in one's own ability! "

It's easy to be confident when you have already had them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koda - but he is at the opposite end of the UK to me."

awww....i'm flattered mssheets! thanks...(tear trickles down my eye) x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koda - but he is at the opposite end of the UK to me.

awww....i'm flattered mssheets! thanks...(tear trickles down my eye) x x x"

sarcastic wee bugga! mwah babes!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Funky. Jim will mix.it, rent a dread, archangel of he's still about., fabio

Theres probably more but can't think right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too much of a gentleman to publicly name my fantasy fux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iconic "

Now I know im dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isnt a case of who I probably wont for me, its just who I havent got around to yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was bi, then id be after iconic, frock me and pink therapy

i just think they are all very beautiful women

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Probably most of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DirtyGirl

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

helles bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh quite a few, those with scrummy asses and them with scrummy pecs and them with lovely twinkles and...and ...and .....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have to say Kev40s...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe the last thing I would do is post it on this forum :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iconic

Now I know im dreaming "

As long as it's not a nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovethemyoung. Just wow but I am way past her age range. Damn. But she has a cracking bum.

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

Diamondsmiles AND Iconic.

Gorgeous … but not a chance in hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont quite know what it is yet but Diamondgurly really does it for me x

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

… and Blackboa is super tasty, but too far away.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

CharliexXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

far too many to mention for me, but i do have a few favourites that i will keep to myself so there lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I see my name isn`t here. I`m not sure where it leaves me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, not a mention. You lot can bog off then. {edits block list}

Hmmmmpf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, not a mention. You lot can bog off then. {edits block list}

Hmmmmpf! "

only cos ive never seen a picture of you

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

there are one or two, ok ok make that seven or eight but being the gent I am I would never mention them in public then of course K has a few too....... perhaps we had just better say anyone who has an interest might have a chance once we get our telleporter machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there are one or two, ok ok make that seven or eight but being the gent I am I would never mention them in public then of course K has a few too....... perhaps we had just better say anyone who has an interest might have a chance once we get our telleporter machine "

fence sitters, fence sitters, fence sitters *run*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dont quite know what it is yet but Diamondgurly really does it for me x "

You need ya eyes testing

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"there are one or two, ok ok make that seven or eight but being the gent I am I would never mention them in public then of course K has a few too....... perhaps we had just better say anyone who has an interest might have a chance once we get our telleporter machine

fence sitters, fence sitters, fence sitters *run*"

I can (well used to) run fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fence sitters, fence sitters, fence sitters *runs*

I can (well used to) run fast "

o0o0o0o chase me chase me! haha

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"fence sitters, fence sitters, fence sitters *runs*

I can (well used to) run fast

o0o0o0o chase me chase me! haha"

mmmmmmm yeah then give you a spanking (lightly) then kiss it all better again?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Right, not a mention. You lot can bog off then. {edits block list}

Hmmmmpf! "

maybe thats because we think you are a tart and we all have a chance hahaha

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

theres a few here

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"theres a few here "

ummmmm wonder if the telleporter can cross the Irish Sea

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

theres definatly afew ! but i never like to say never hehe !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip there is a number of ladies in a nd around the Glasgow/Central Scotland area that I would but probably won't get the chance....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a never-ending "would like to..." list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a never-ending "would like to..." list "

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have a never-ending "would like to..." list

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME "

I also have a "don't go there" list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this rate, the above

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

and diamondgirl hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont quite know what it is yet but Diamondgurly really does it for me x

You need ya eyes testing "
I'm only going by the profile avatar. You'll have to add me so I can reserve judgement xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, not a mention. You lot can bog off then. {edits block list}

Hmmmmpf!

maybe thats because we think you are a tart and we all have a chance hahaha"

Hey, I'm quite fussy actually. I just can't get a gallop on for someone I'm not attracted to.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ohh my so many to chose from.. so not naming names but

ummm anyone who does the housework naked and sends me special pics to my personal perv file. you know who you are. . all the owners of sexy butts that posted on the best bum threads. male and female . anyone with a liking to champers and pringles.

just need to find a time and place..

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"ohh my so many to chose from.. so not naming names but

ummm anyone who does the housework naked and sends me special pics to my personal perv file. you know who you are. . all the owners of sexy butts that posted on the best bum threads. male and female . anyone with a liking to champers and pringles.

just need to find a time and place.. "

opps thats me by the way... HSM xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear Jo / Game4it will be on my list

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I fear Jo / Game4it will be on my list "

Hey I live local to Jo and can't get a look in, but you never know she might let me drive her boat one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that is K writing, I love your pics, so maybe we could console each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a never-ending "would like to..." list

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

I also have a "don't go there" list "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry Frock you are only on one of my lists, my To Do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry Frock you are only on one of my lists, my To Do list "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I also have a "never again" list

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"If that is K writing, I love your pics, so maybe we could console each other!"

Nope it's A writting - K wouldn't want Jo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there so maney so cant say all the girls look sexy has hell to me on here

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"theres a few here

ummmmm wonder if the telleporter can cross the Irish Sea "

oh im sure it can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaah yes, Antrim is also on my list

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By *oyandalanCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"

ummmmm wonder if the telleporter can cross the Irish Sea

oh im sure it can "

You and us both,

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

too many too mention! plus i been away for a while

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"too many too mention! plus i been away for a while "

may have to add to my list..

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"too many too mention! plus i been away for a while

may have to add to my list.. "

lol thanks! add away! x

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Cute N Sassy

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

ummmmm wonder if the telleporter can cross the Irish Sea

oh im sure it can

You and us both, "

mmmm we love Dublins Fair City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the question is, who would fuck me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too many too mention! plus i been away for a while "

welcome back! xxx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"too many too mention! plus i been away for a while

welcome back! xxx"

thanks honey! oh and you know you have always been on my list x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cute n sassy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx"

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I have a few, but I never kiss and tell, or tell for that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol "

that told me! lol xxx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx"

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x"

Yes, but watch out for that drawing pin we out on sir's chair!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

Yes, but watch out for that drawing pin we out on sir's chair! "

ohh a little prick never bothered me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .. and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x"

kinda like your profile picture?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

Yes, but watch out for that drawing pin we out on sir's chair! "

owwwwch!!!!!!.......

jim get to head masters office now!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


" .. and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

kinda like your profile picture?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

yes kinda like that lol x

this chalk dust tastes horrible! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm a 3sum with cornwall and jim... can see a bit of roleplay happening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont drive and I can megabus to places cheaply, there is no excuse for not being able to get somewhere lol...if its not too rural and UK lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Fmuma bint is alright just love ta get near her someday xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"hmmm a 3sum with cornwall and jim... can see a bit of roleplay happening! "

lol as long as your in charge of that cute lol. but think jim is in trouble with the head master!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Fmuma bint is alright just love ta get near her someday xx "

now i no your a nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmm a 3sum with cornwall and jim... can see a bit of roleplay happening! "

Great, I will bring some Werthers Originals and play the dirty old headmaster, Newquay is the dom PE Teacher and Cute is the Art Teacher who wants us do some life modelling for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Fmuma bint is alright just love ta get near her someday xx "

Dream on mate, you aint got no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are one or two but they live miles away. Sod's law.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

curvy you have just been added! x

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

A cute fit couple with a name that has some relation to Leslie Philips!

Much younger than us, but pretty hot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invictis, _unky monkey and private parts for starters. sure i could add a lot more.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"invictis, _unky monkey and private parts for starters. sure i could add a lot more. "

umm count me in on that group please... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cute n sassy.

never get the chance to play with that beauty.

but you cannot have everyone can you.

way life is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoilt for choice is the problem so all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, I already have, she's amazing and she's verified me twice, what a gorgeous girl

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ooh, there's a few fab bums I'd like to get my hands on - about 7 I can think of off the top of my head - and there's a couple of them with fab abs too... I have a fair sized wish-list..

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

pink your on mine. i cant remember half the names of mine lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoilt for choice is the problem so all of them "

I like a man who keeps his options open! LOL x

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over a year ago


"Spoilt for choice is the problem so all of them

I like a man who keeps his options open! LOL x"

options hmmmm

reminds me i need a hot chocolate.

and that hot lady x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

mmmmm just thought of another one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ooh, there's a few fab bums I'd like to get my hands on - about 7 I can think of off the top of my head - and there's a couple of them with fab abs too... I have a fair sized wish-list.. "

you leave my bum out of this missy!!!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ooh, there's a few fab bums I'd like to get my hands on - about 7 I can think of off the top of my head - and there's a couple of them with fab abs too... I have a fair sized wish-list..

you leave my bum out of this missy!!! "

Oh no - not now I've discovered a new me...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmm just thought of another one "

who who!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone between the age of 30 - 90 form an orderley queue please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any good looking lady on her own or with her partner deep joy XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have thought of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elkie.

shes a real lovely woman but i get the feeling we wont.

but shes stunning xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one, not into mucky stuff anymore...prefer me knitting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm "

Ohhh god you don't

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By *ouger and toyboyCouple
over a year ago

leigh

too many to mention lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Ohhh god you don't "

really.? is he that bad in real life? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm "

Well I'm not travelling all the way down there for a laugh, throw in a bonk and I'll come and tickle yer fancy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Ohhh god you don't

really.? is he that bad in real life? lol"

Yeah he is a nightmare...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Well I'm not travelling all the way down there for a laugh, throw in a bonk and I'll come and tickle yer fancy "

id say hello to you too while you were down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Ohhh god you don't

really.? is he that bad in real life? lol

Yeah he is a nightmare... "

Oy sod off I'm flirting here with hms whats her name and sassy

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Well I'm not travelling all the way down there for a laugh, throw in a bonk and I'll come and tickle yer fancy "

god Kev you are a sweet talker.... umm ok as its you . but you have to make me laugh to get my knickers off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love to meet kev just to experince his homour first hand lol

x hsm

Well I'm not travelling all the way down there for a laugh, throw in a bonk and I'll come and tickle yer fancy

god Kev you are a sweet talker.... umm ok as its you . but you have to make me laugh to get my knickers off. "

No problem I'll flash you my mr men man thong and whoosh knickers gone

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Oy sod off I'm flirting here with hms whats her name and sassy "

ohhh you comparing me to a battle ship ITS HSM lol not HMS.. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oy sod off I'm flirting here with hms whats her name and sassy

ohhh you comparing me to a battle ship ITS HSM lol not HMS.. ..

"

and I bet you have no knickers on now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Oy sod off I'm flirting here with hms whats her name and sassy

ohhh you comparing me to a battle ship ITS HSM lol not HMS.. ..

"

HMS hahahahahahahha ohhh Kev the shag is out now

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men... "

Ohhh that was a good one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men... "

well I was in the sea cadets

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men...

well I was in the sea cadets "

Errr the scouts you mean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men... "

boom boom

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"mind you.. i am like a battle ship in one way

i love being filled with sea men...

boom boom"

tish... i am here all week.. try the fish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

Yes, but watch out for that drawing pin we out on sir's chair!

ohh a little prick never bothered me.."

you know who you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and agree on never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" flattered guys, but seriously you could do a lot better than me on this site.. xxx

Cute we have had this phone conversation!!

you will always be on my want list!

now shhhhh and bathe in the attention lol

that told me! lol xxx

claps hands to remove the preverbial chalk and sits back with arms crossed in a dominant posture lol x

Yes, but watch out for that drawing pin we out on sir's chair!

ohh a little prick never bothered me..

you know who you are x"

lucky them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Now

"
Is there something she's no telling us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raisealaff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

princess pussy i'm at the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few guys I know I want to meet but I'll make the effort to meet anyone I'm really interested in, where there's a will there's a way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few guys I know I want to meet but I'll make the effort to meet anyone I'm really interested in, where there's a will there's a way!"

mmmm i would def make the effort for you!

love the pics

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

He knows who he is

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Now

Is there something she's no telling us? "

I'm her sympathy shag.

Btw, are you from Glasgow all of a sudden BB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Now

Is there something she's no telling us?

I'm her sympathy shag.

Btw, are you from Glasgow all of a sudden BB? "
Trust you to spot that. I'm trying out a new accent, does it work for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Now

Is there something she's no telling us?

I'm her sympathy shag.

Btw, are you from Glasgow all of a sudden BB? Trust you to spot that. I'm trying out a new accent, does it work for me?"

It could do. As long as it doesn't get as broad & incomprehensible as that bint from Glasgow/Stoke

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By *lwayshorny70Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Diamondgurly

Naughty nympho

Snowball

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

just thought of another few

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thingy. You know who I mean.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Thingy. You know who I mean."

you mean wotchamecallit

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Thingy. You know who I mean.

you mean wotchamecallit "

I thought it was Oojermaflip

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Thingy. You know who I mean.

you mean wotchamecallit

I thought it was Oojermaflip "

i thought they had left the site

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Thingy. You know who I mean.

you mean wotchamecallit

I thought it was Oojermaflip

i thought they had left the site "

Well they are both hot but no, I meant thingy you know man... THINGY!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Thingy. You know who I mean.

you mean wotchamecallit

I thought it was Oojermaflip

i thought they had left the site

Well they are both hot but no, I meant thingy you know man... THINGY!"

is that Thingymajig or Thingymawotsit? Both appear to be Thingy for short..

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

thingymejig

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

need to type faster....I'm too slow

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'll get it in a minute, mind's blank... she's on the tip of my tongue. (Snigger)

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'll get it in a minute, mind's blank... she's on the tip of my tongue. (Snigger) "

Well put your tongue back in your mouth, move your head away slightly and ask her her name!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'll get it in a minute, mind's blank... she's on the tip of my tongue. (Snigger)

Well put your tongue back in your mouth, move your head away slightly and ask her her name!!!"

I'm not sure in mid cunny, it's the right time for introductions.

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