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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My annual bonus gets paid in a few weeks and then I have a couple of weeks booked off of work to give my bedroom a full-on make-over. I never rely on getting a bonus, so it’s now a pleasant surprise to have additional funds for the bedroom project.

I’m thinking of putting a 55 inch 3D TV in the ceiling above the bed.

Have you been extravagant recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imaging watching a 3D porno on that! Cum flying all over the place making you duck behind the pillow.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

Sorry I'm just worried about the strength of the fittings.

Safety first.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

Sorry I'm just worried about the strength of the fittings.

Safety first."

Fear not for your safety my fonzefluffykins. I do know not to rely on the ceiling to hold it up and to bolt through the joists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

"

Its polo we are talking about lol

It wouldnt dare xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

Sorry I'm just worried about the strength of the fittings.

Safety first.

Fear not for your safety my fonzefluffykins. I do know not to rely on the ceiling to hold it up and to bolt through the joists."

Thanks for the reassurance my lil FFG x

Practically minded women with a sound knowledge of house structure and load balancing make me week at the knees phwoarrrr xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

Sorry I'm just worried about the strength of the fittings.

Safety first.

Fear not for your safety my fonzefluffykins. I do know not to rely on the ceiling to hold it up and to bolt through the joists.

Thanks for the reassurance my lil FFG x

Practically minded women with a sound knowledge of house structure and load balancing make me week at the knees phwoarrrr xxx"

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"What if it fell out and crushed you in you sleep?

Sorry I'm just worried about the strength of the fittings.

Safety first.

Fear not for your safety my fonzefluffykins. I do know not to rely on the ceiling to hold it up and to bolt through the joists.

Thanks for the reassurance my lil FFG x

Practically minded women with a sound knowledge of house structure and load balancing make me week at the knees phwoarrrr xxx

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike."

My dream girl!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike."

It is true.... and also why I don't show my verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike.

It is true.... and also why I don't show my verifications."

Those aren't verifications, they're Arrest Sheets you stole from the local nick.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike.

It is true.... and also why I don't show my verifications.

Those aren't verifications, they're Arrest Sheets you stole from the local nick. "

Oooowww look at you fucking nit picking!

Verifications... arrest sheets... who cares, they are about me and I turned up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

She sleeps standing up with one eye open anyway. She'll see it falling, do a 360 spin kick and shunt it through the wall into next door's main bedroom, put on her arnie raybans, step through the hole in the wall and say, "I'll be back." Then go and beat some lowlife up down town in an alleyway somewhere and nick his bike.

It is true.... and also why I don't show my verifications.

Those aren't verifications, they're Arrest Sheets you stole from the local nick.

Oooowww look at you fucking nit picking!

Verifications... arrest sheets... who cares, they are about me and I turned up!"

It's a bit hard not to with an APB out on you.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I was so disappointed to find out the FBI's most wanted list wasn't their version of fab's 'hotlist'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was so disappointed to find out the FBI's most wanted list wasn't their version of fab's 'hotlist' "

Well Osama Bin Laden got well and truly fucked by them.

I have it on reliable sources that with four wives and 9 children and the associated moth in laws that come with them, that Bin Laden actually rang the Americans up and said, "Look, I'm in Pakistan, come and fucking shoot me will you!"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I had heard he'd been given a magic lamp for his birthday and as he was unwrapping it he'd said "another fucking brass lamp to clean, I need this like a hole in the head"

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