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( One hundred and ) 50 Things that women tell "fibs" about ...

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. Weight loss at weightwatchers ( should hide the cards better hee hee )

2. The true price paid for a) haircuts b) shoes c) handbags etc etc etc

3. "yes, your a great shag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 No, I've never had one bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fibbing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

5. yes darling, you ARE the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of COURSE I came silly thing! *girly giggle*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5. yes darling, you ARE the best"

Yeah i know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the main fib I fib is saying "Never, mind it doesn't matter/it's not important/that's ok." When really it isn't.

It annoys me that I do this but I think it is an instinctive strategy because in my book peeps should be considerate enough to be aware of others' needs. I do not wish to be with ignorant or inconsiderate individuals and if you give peeps enough rope they hang themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise i wont cum in ya mouth xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I promise i wont cum in ya mouth xx"

awwww, you remembered. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

This old thing? ive had it aaaaages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you are the first one to do me up the arse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..and no, I've never had one as big as yours!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course your the best ive had,(this week)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't mind if you go to the pub and watch they football. No, honestly I don't mind."

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Hold on, let's trim that a bit.

"No honestly."

When a woman says that, she's fookin lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course the blowjobs will continue after we are married dear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course the blowjobs will continue after we are married dear xx "

They fuckin don't!!

When I got married the first time we had to go to some religious lessons prior to the wedding.

The vicar spread 50 cards across the floor each with a single word written on them, Love, Duty, Honour, Trust etc etc etc.. and one had 'Sex' written on it. He then asked all the couples which card was the most important and I triped up with 'Sex'. He asked why I picked that one and I replied, "If there is anything wrong with any of the others sex is always the first casualty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women tell fibs about anything. They tell a fib in the hope that you'll pick up that they're not being honest! Then if you don't pick up on it they'll get a cob on with you!

For example:

No I don't mind if you go down the pub

Can we go and see my mum? It's ok if you can't be bothered.

Do you like this dress?

Give the wrong answer to any of the above and your in the dog house!!!

If she doesn't mind you going down the pub on your own she's either lieing or having an affair!

She does really mind if you can't be bothered and you'll pay for it later if you say no!

Always say yes! If you don't your being incensitive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you see if it's a multiple choice question I always say, "whichever answer pisses you off, I meant the other one."

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

if the guys didn't ask stoopid questions in first place women wouldn't need to tell wee fibs lol

the worst i seem to tell are to my kid- she must think my friends have quadrupled in the last year as i'm always heading out for an hour or so to visit them !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't beleive we're having a discussion about the things women lie about! I think it should be the things men lie about - the things coming up on here would be a lot worse!!!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

be afraid of any sentance involving the word 'fine'. It is not a good word. A rough translation into mantalk is

' you have pissed me off and i WILL start stabbing you with an ice pick within the next twenty five seconds'

I may have been overly generous by about twenty seconds on the timescale but you get the idea. Be afraid, be more afraid than you ever have been before, or at least since the last time she said 'fine'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, fine means fine!

It's when you only get the response 'fine' over a period of time, or for most questions that you need to worry.

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