FabSwingers.com forum: Your last WTF moment?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it

It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything!

My most recent would be earlier today, a neighbour was having a skip delivered (guess where my old junk is going!), and the driver of the truck was waiting for a woman to pass with a pram first... only she was waiting for him to drop the skip first before passing.

I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on.

What the fuck??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it

It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything!

I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on.

What the fuck??"

Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Parent starting to drive off outside local school with kid still only half in car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things that I read about Trump, at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most things that I read about Trump, at the moment!"

good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a vid on Facebook today that showed how to make 4 desserts that all used Nutella.

WTF but in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it"

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most things that I read about Trump, at the moment!"

Same here. I'm filled with a sense of doom.

More than i normally am anyway!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This afternoon I was forwarded a Power Point pres by our CEO.

My WTF?! - as I said to my boss - it's mental - you can't put that to the head of the Civil Service & the No 10 Policy Unit!

I can make it look consistent - polish that turd - but I wouldn't dream of presenting something like that to people like that in this way. It's amateurish.

I'm at the bottom of the food chain. So I passed it upstairs and now it will be fixed.

Honestly.

"Can you do it by Friday?" he asks.

No. Tues? Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

the cheek of it!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Looking at my work diary and seeing that my team leader has filled my birthday up even though I told her 4 weeks ago I wasn't available. I mean wtfuckityfuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're dooomed I say. We're all doooooomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pics thread

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

When I read that people are still surprised by Donald trump wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycling in a cycle lane in the dark only to be confronted by a twat on a bike with no lights, traveling in the wrong direction in it. Lots of expletives followed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My WTF? was today at work when once again I didn't get my break

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Any post in the politics forum. Although at least the denizens tend to stay in there now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had at least 4 WTF moments at work today, really crappy ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some chap flung open his car door on the prom in Llandudno this morning, forcing me to apply my breaks jolly sharpish !! The silly gurning fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're dooomed I say. We're all doooooomed

That's my daily mantra

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A reappearing, disappearing thread

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

A documentary on BBC2 tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it

It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything!

I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on.

What the fuck??

Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A reappearing, disappearing thread

Did NO-ONE else see that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A reappearing, disappearing thread

Did NO-ONE else see that?

See what?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a photo of someone's room on here...it was like they'd emptied a dustbin over the floor... well a couple of dustbins infact

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

when my shy cat ran up to the estate agent doing the house inspection today and proceded to rub round him yowling for the few minutes he stayed in the house. fecking ungrateful cat hasn't greeted me like that in the 3 and a half yrs since I adopted him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I open a message on here lol. Some strange people in the world!!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

17th of January, found out I'm being made redundant for the third time in a row. Wtf?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"17th of January, found out I'm being made redundant for the third time in a row. Wtf?"

that really does suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOLs are often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wtf moment was when I tried on my new Gnr gloves n they swamped me. So I gave them to H my 12 year old daughter to give to her dad. She trys them on n they fit her perfectly. WTF my daughters hands are bigger then mine!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

it wasn't me

...

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"LOLs are often

...

xx"

I thought of you guys when I saw the thread,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when my dog farted and scared himself so he fell of the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colleague pretends to be a bit of a hippy - she brought in a water bottle the other week made from recycled plastic kept telling everyone how good for the environment it was. Had a conversation about recycling today and she just throws glass in the bin.

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

I accept your apology. But yours leaves me going phwoarrrrr. .... and moist, gorgeous xxxxx

Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

it wasn't me

...

xx"

.... WTF.... WTF no it wasn't you

xxxxx Suzi

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I saw a tramp having a clear out on London Bridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

I accept your apology. But yours leaves me going phwoarrrrr. .... and moist, gorgeous xxxxx

Suzi "

Oohs err missus.

on that note I'm hadn't to bed......,,sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here.

I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx

Sorry

it wasn't me

...

.... WTF.... WTF no it wasn't you

xxxxx Suzi "

phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was when my dog farted and scared himself so he fell of the sofa."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been spending the day in the politics forum....says it all, really.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

bobtheredelephant's post that he didn't see La La Land at the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been spending the day in the politics forum....says it all, really."

Just been in there for 5 mins... The only thing clique about it was the shotguns being loaded...

The Lunatics really have taken over the asylum

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been screaming Wtf after all this in the space of a few months....

Shed roof blew off £400 to fix

Both cars broke down £2,000 to fix

Hire car bill £1,000

Slipped and smashed new mobile

Sat on Reading glasses

Dog sick £800 vet bill

Uncle died

Mum broke her hip

Oven blew up £900 to replace

Hairdryer blew up on Xmas day

Drains blocked outside house, shit and sweetcorn everywhere (I don't eat fucking sweetcorn)

Boiler broke £6,000 for new one

Hot tub broke

I've had pleurisy since xmas

This is seriously WTF is occurring... Help!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread"

Lol... then, God Almighty! followed by, Uh, life's too short.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread"

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs"

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham""

Donde esta la biblioteca?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[Removed by poster at 27/01/17 00:52:38]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

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By *ooking for bbwsCouple
over a year ago

secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden

My grandma, said something, that I thought she wood never ever say, she is very strict in Christian belives an how u talk so ur never rude, u can't fart, u can't say bottom, it's wot u sit on, things like that, anyway I passed her a card an i said it ad a rose on it, she said RUDE, I looked at her an thought wtf....

(hopin it makes sense)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dennis

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Training a lad on my job.

For one bit youve gotta reach through one manhole, then through another and reach an awkward bracket round a corner.

Left him alone for 2 miniutes, came back and couldnt find him.

Then one foot and the other dropped out the hole, hed somehow managed to climb inside turn around in a space smaller than a coffin an get his whole body in there ....

Still didnt reach the bracket though

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do you know, I've had too many today.

There's a disturbance in the Force or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been blocked by Dennis, WTF.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh dear.

Is he new?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read on here that fredo frogs are now 30p what the actual fuck

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Just now. On the news. Trump saying torture works.

What the fuck did the Americans do?!?!

But I guess we've got 4 years of WTF's coming from that fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a photo of someone's room on here...it was like they'd emptied a dustbin over the floor... well a couple of dustbins infact "

It was the OP, getting ready for the neighbour's skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it"

Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....

They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day

If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it.

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

The stupidity of a manager at one of our branches.

I couldn't back up to the loading door due to an inconsiderate taxi driver, but I got as close as I could.

I have four boxes to unload, two to load. The two to come from the building are sitting in two trolleys.

The boxes are removed from the trolleys and placed on the floor. The empty trolleys are then wheeled out to the van!

I was speechless for a couple of minutes. I was later admonished by my manager because there had been a complaint about my language. Apparently, calling a member of management, "you f###ing dickhead" is frowned upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....

They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day

If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last WTF moment?

I have a teenage daughter and work with morons, so they're a daily occurrence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning when I looked at my frosty car

and had to get the scrapper out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a moment ago on the FPF thread !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

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hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on bus, 2 lads about 15 slagging each other off, one lad shouts your mum is a slag and works in netto..... the lad shouts hey my mum doesn't work in netto ????

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....

They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day

If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."

When we hired a skip people took stuff out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yesterday morning in the workshop, two bar leccy fire on, a foot or two from me on the left & and frozen condensation on a motorcycle seat a foot from my right.

More of a wtf am I doing in here moment though

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.

Tut tut tut!

Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end.

Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious.

Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I was coming home so late last night that I met the milkman coming down our path.

We don't have milk delivered though.

WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being at work makes me say WTF a lot so I would say the last time I said it was about 5 minutes ago!

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night.

Opening the fridge at home to find we've run out of milk....

I own a corner shop!!!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

When the mr orders a dildo online and its lands in a box that comes up to your waist

Thank fook its wasted packaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw a photo of us and then discovered we have a doppelganger on fab... WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes"

What the fuck??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the consultants secretary called this morning to cancel my appointment

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

"
. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

, then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit)

Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit)

Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help.

Yeah, I'd be interested to hear what it was... There's a big difference.

If she outright called you fat, I'd be reporting her!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end.

Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious.

Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM"

I know of this. They actually did an entire Album of them "murdering" well known classical pieces, all usually on a Disco beat, with a drum beat throughout.

At the time they produced this, it was for charity and was in response for the genre of that time, by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra who brought out their series of albums titled "Hooked on Classics" a few of which reached No 1 in the Album Charts.

Portsmouth Symphonia were actually professional musicians in their own right and like Les Dawson who played the piano deliberately badly, the skill to play an instrument wrongly, is so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it

It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything!

I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on.

What the fuck??"

some silly bugger cut infront of me at the traffic lights then gave me the finger cursing

was left gobsmacked!!

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By *anderer8707Man
over a year ago

Telford

MY wife was glued to something on the TV and I let her know (as a courtesy) that I might be knocking the power off shortly, to change a socket in the wall.

Her reply was "That's ok, can you record it then"?

I just stared at her for a few moments until the penny dropped

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"We're dooomed I say. We're all doooooomed

That's my daily mantra

"
..such a pessimist

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit)

Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help.

"
. Well, you're right it can help, but there are certain ways of saying things, I tried two items on, both the same, different sizes, one was too big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the bigger one, so I was telling her my dilemma as I was wearing the OK one, and she replied that I had to decide' how happy I was to look fat'

so take from that what you will

Mrs blue eyes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

2am, hearing what the Donald had been up to!!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit)

Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help.

Yeah, I'd be interested to hear what it was... There's a big difference.

If she outright called you fat, I'd be reporting her! "
. Yeah, she outright called me fat

I did consider reporting her today, but then thought, life's to short, I'm doing something about my body, I imagine she'll always be a witch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end.

Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious.

Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM

I know of this. They actually did an entire Album of them "murdering" well known classical pieces, all usually on a Disco beat, with a drum beat throughout.

Portsmouth Symphonia were actually professional musicians in their own right and like Les Dawson who played the piano deliberately badly, the skill to play an instrument wrongly, is so good."

That is genius.

*doffs bowler*

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Facebook post vid saying there are now 75 genders "and probably a million"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

Mrs blue eyes"

Why did she even say it? What a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my daughter being nosey. Id had a Lovely gift of two new floggers from a lovely couple on fab who id previously brought a wonderful flogger off.

Said daughter was being nosey and at her tender age when she asked me what it was i said a massager...

She went " oh.. thought it was a flogger" and skipped upstairs to do her homework.. leaving me going wtf

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

Mrs blue eyes

Why did she even say it? What a bitch!"
. I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

Mrs blue eyes

Why did she even say it? What a bitch!. I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat'

What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.

Tut tut tut!

Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team "

Quite funny though as the pic is at number 1 now

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Today !!! When someone actually came in to my restaurant and asked if we were serving food !!!!! ( 12:30 ) !!! Wtf

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visited my Daughters headteacher who raves about her "open door policy"... and they got told to make an appointment... when I attempted to make an appointment, I was told I had to make it direct with the teacher... who was also only available on an appointment basis...

I think my thoughts were FML, followed by WTF, followed by open door my arse. Twat.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?"

Can't read that without listening to this...

https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws

In answer to the OP, my monsters told me they're looking forward to the day I die so they can sell my meat.

No bloody clue.

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over a year ago

"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf

I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.

Tut tut tut!

Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team

Quite funny though as the pic is at number 1 now

Been removed now.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

Can't read that without listening to this...

https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws

Hehe

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

The idiot who decided to slam all on ,so his girlfriend in the passenger seat could take a fecking selfie!!..i was waiting to cross the road just shout..ffs! Get out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wednesday when I tore my ankle ligaments slipping on black ice.

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over a year ago

"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end.

Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious.

Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM"

Didn't they play on a Brian Eno album? Taking Tiger Mountain (by strategy), if I recall.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

Mrs blue eyes

What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem!

"
. Aww thanks, it means a lot

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car

Mrs blue eyes

What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem!

. Aww thanks, it means a lot

Think the Ann Summers woman needs her eyes testing.

And then sacking.

Write and complain....chance of free stuff

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes"
so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?

If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?

Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever..,

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end.

Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious.

Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM

Didn't they play on a Brian Eno album? Taking Tiger Mountain (by strategy), if I recall. "

Brian Eno was a musician in Portsmouth Symphonia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Smoothie girl has never heard Friday I'm in Love by the Cure

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?

If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?

Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever..,

"
. I never asked for her opinion, she approached me, and I told her I couldn't decide if I should buy the bigger comfy one or the one I had on ( I was in the changing room) , she proceeded to say ' it depended if I was happy to look fat( in the one I was wearing), opinion or not, asked for or not, surely there is a better way to tell someone, anyhow, feeling better today, so all good, it was still a 'wtf' moment though

Mrs blue eyes

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

FAF

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?

If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?

Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever..,

. I never asked for her opinion, she approached me, and I told her I couldn't decide if I should buy the bigger comfy one or the one I had on ( I was in the changing room) , she proceeded to say ' it depended if I was happy to look fat( in the one I was wearing), opinion or not, asked for or not, surely there is a better way to tell someone, anyhow, feeling better today, so all good, it was still a 'wtf' moment though

Mrs blue eyes

"
. And no I left, couldn't face buying anything, but have ordered some pour moi, online, so all is not lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?

If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?

Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever..,

Mrs blue eyes

"
omg!! Feck off!!!! Hahaha

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in

oi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very big WTF moment today,

When I go Asda shopping I'm the kinda guy to park the furthest away from the shop, in a parking space where there's no other cars near by, as my car is my pride and joy,

But to come out and see that some W@nker had pushed his trolly into the side of my car!

and dented it! WTF

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When I read about the new airsoft laws, that might be coming in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a thread about someone who bought a canal boat without knowing its proper length, transport costs, canal locations, or indeed prices of new builds against one that needs a refit on top of £87k!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abusive message from a fabber re a different thread.

No need for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Smoothie girl has never heard Friday I'm in Love by the Cure

That songs enough for a "WTF is this load of drivel" anyway

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the messages we get I often think WTF!

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"When some chap flung open his car door on the prom in Llandudno this morning, forcing me to apply my breaks jolly sharpish !! The silly gurning fool "

What was a car going on the Llandudno prom in the first place?

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Various things lately..

But it's the forums mostly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cunt of an upstairs neighbour surpassing her own high levels of absurdity by hoovering at 12.30am.

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"Various things lately..

But it's the forums mostly...

WTF? ! You don't say!!!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

FAF

Por qué no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a thread entitled RIP John Hurt

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

When you spend ages chatting to a couple send a message and boom user no longer exists!

like WTF not even a bye!

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"My cunt of an upstairs neighbour surpassing her own high levels of absurdity by hoovering at 12.30am. "

Are you sure it wasn't a industrial strength vibrator?

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

When i put for a social meet last night and got asked to go dogging twice and the best one a gangbang WTF x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

I've never taken anything out of a skip!.. Then again I'm not a scouser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who sent me a pic of his incredibly small man bits with the words 'for you .... enjoy ..... mmmmmmm'

Wtf?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Arriving home from two weeks holiday on Thursday, phoning the other half to let him know what time I'd be home to pull up to an empty house. He'd gone to see his mates instead.

Can't see this ending well for him!

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight

home, cried all the way home

in the car

, then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty

witch, and I'm dieting and

exercising, so at least I'm

trying, feckin hate this

though, have never struggled

with my weight, it's a real

mind fuck

Mrs blue

eyes"

Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight

home, cried all the way home

in the car

, then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty

witch, and I'm dieting and

exercising, so at least I'm

trying, feckin hate this

though, have never struggled

with my weight, it's a real

mind fuck

Mrs blue

eyes

Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all "
. Aww Thankyou, feeling better now, but that's tickled me, I shall giggle all day about ' more fat on a chip' tee hee

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday a lad about 18 on a puch bike came up to me " mate can I use your phone its an emergency " Yeah right ! " No mate you can't " Then he jumps off his bike and starts ranting and swinging his arms in some awful show of machoism.

Poor lad. I but he's got a sore nose this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing this Post.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My ex husbands partners latest antics

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat

Mrs blue eyes

What the fuck??

. I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight

home, cried all the way home

in the car

, then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty

witch, and I'm dieting and

exercising, so at least I'm

trying, feckin hate this

though, have never struggled

with my weight, it's a real

mind fuck

Mrs blue

eyes

Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all . Aww Thankyou, feeling better now, but that's tickled me, I shall giggle all day about ' more fat on a chip' tee hee

Mrs blue eyes

You are welcome have a good day

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

FAF

Por qué no?

One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.

All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!

Kkkkkkk

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

At work yesterday after all the school border kids had finished the Chinese new year party.......

Sor the lunch hall

Wtf.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

FAF

Por qué no?

One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.

All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!

Kkkkkkk

*runs off to learn Spanish properly*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"When i put for a social meet last night and got asked to go dogging twice and the best one a gangbang WTF x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool losing to Wolves

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032

This thread

What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.

People not speaking English in clubs

In short:

"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"

Donde esta la biblioteca?

LMAO

* Riéndose de mi culo

QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?

Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno

FAF

Por qué no?

One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.

All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!

Kkkkkkk

*runs off to learn Spanish properly*"

Corre Forrest... corre!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Another bbw thread

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By *-ChelmoMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford/Edmonton

Last night in one of the local pubs was a race night. Nothing too strange, bit of a laugh. Between the seventh and eighth races a group of highland dancer walked in, swords and all and asked if they could do a quick dance before shooting off.

It was brilliant as much as I was thinking what the fuck is going on here.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Liverpool losing 3 games at home in the space of a week

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser

But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in

oi!!!

tee hee

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Had a gas leak so called national grid gas emergency. Woman asked if I had any pets. I said yes, an old moggy. I was told to lock her up so that the engineer could work in a safe environment.

I said it's not a Bengal tiger it's a lazy cat who sleeps on the chair under the kitchen table we prod once in a while to see if she's alive!

No, no says she, no pets around our engineers, they need to be kept safe.

I thought being told by the fire brigade to ensure no one smoked in the house for 24 hours prior to them coming to fit my fire alarms as the firemen couldn't work in a smoking environment was

but killer cats?!!

Wtf?!!

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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips

Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it

Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....

They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day

If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."

Totally agree

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