FabSwingers.com forum: worst line

By *londiedd OP Woman
over a year ago

fife

whats the line that you dislike most on a profile? mine is "I dont bite unless you ask me to"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

will fill this in later

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

If you want to know anything just ask

How else do you find things out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a professional......quite often spelled wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Shit like this.......ghdjjueessbbdjdksieie

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Shit like this.......ghdjjueessbbdjdksieie "

Now Funky and Invictus may make sense of that

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By *londiedd OP Woman
over a year ago

fife

yes that one too!! oh and new to this when theyve been members for over a year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were very attractive and picky, obviously they don't look at each other

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

He may be waiting for stragglers

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

He may be waiting for stragglers

I bet his cheesy balls have gone off by now

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

will try anything once, twice if i like it.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

He may be waiting for stragglers

I bet his cheesy balls have gone off by now

Or they may have matured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a single line that pisses me off per se, but those profile - usually by single women - that start with a list of 20 aggressive do's and don't's, and the punishment for trangressing those rules, and then go on to say what a nice, friendly, outgoing person they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

He may be waiting for stragglers

I bet his cheesy balls have gone off by now

and his nuts.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'We are a professional couple'

What a funny job. Which agency pays them to be couples? And to what purpose!?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"There isn't a single line that pisses me off per se, but those profile - usually by single women - that start with a list of 20 aggressive do's and don't's, and the punishment for trangressing those rules, and then go on to say what a nice, friendly, outgoing person they are.

tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here as im not getting any sex at home must be discreet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me opps

Persactly.

Ok, I'm married so it doesn't apply to me but if I was a single guy reading that profile I'd simply click my 'back' button after the first few paragraphs. That's not meant as an insult as I know full well how many messages you have to deal with on a daily basis. I just don't see the need for so much negativity. To me it's like Tesco's displaying a sign at the entrance saying, "Fuck off and shop somewhere else, you tit!"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There is someone that keeps looking at me and hes advertising a party for dec 2008!

update needed

He might be 49 years old.

Assuming of course that it is a he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married couples who every other sentence stress how happily married and secure they are...who are they trying to convince!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Not really a single line but those that describe themselves as drop dead gorgeous, fit as f@ck and generally just how wonderful they are....

Confidence is good but arrogance is a turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me opps

Persactly.

Lol just as well everyone doesnt think the same then as my profile works just fine the way it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me opps

Persactly.

I agree completely! I have a couple of don't dos, but I hope I don't come across as aggressive about them as some profiles I have seen.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

when they say they'll try anything yet when i suggest shoving my strapon up their arse with no lube they run further than forrest gump!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO SINGLE MEN, GEDDIT ? NO SINGLE MEN

Followed by four verifications from single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe themselves as "Kinky" but then proceed to rule out every variation or kink except the Missionary Position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describing themselves as "trisexual" - as in the try anything

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By *ugby157Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

No face pic on profile = no reply

(and they have no pictures at all themselves!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they say they'll try anything yet when i suggest shoving my strapon up their arse with no lube they run further than forrest gump!!!

LOLOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like seeing ages/looks unimportant and i dont like seeing a mobile phone number on the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will fill this in later"
seen a lot on women profiles, an ofcourse when you mail

they dont respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time wasters on a profile in hate seeing

age restriction an they have users above an below the age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cannot accommodate" ... with no explanation ... from "single" men

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

'i give a great massage'........always makes me cringe.......

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By *londiedd OP Woman
over a year ago

fife

ha ha i wondered what tri-sexual was!!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Single guys we'll find you!

Its just a blatant lie! They never do! And how will they discover that I am perfect for them if I don't message them????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the size of their cock and how well they use it, and I can lick for hours zzzzz "snores loudly"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

No Baldies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""cannot accommodate" ... with no explanation ... from "single" men

cannot accommodate with no explanation from anyone they all fake and time wasters just like me !!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

No men who think they are porn stars,

slow down cowboy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'cannot accommodate, cannot travel'

so what do you do?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'cannot accommodate, cannot travel'

so what do you do?? lol"
dont mail them as i dont

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Nine inches minimum, or you will be blocked and reported to Admin!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

'if you want to message me put the word popcorn in your message so that i know you have read the profile fully'

no they havent, they have just read the paragraph with with the secret code in it

or demanding profiles such as 'you will pay for the room, you will send me the receipt for the room, you will you will you will'!!!!!

but then i guess its thesilly buggers that jump through all these hoops we should be grrr'ing at as the profile owners will just turn round and say 'works fine for me'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"will fill this in later"

agree wiht this one, esp if they have been on for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saying there not meeting any 1 at this moment, when they have met some 1 in the last few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saying there not meeting any 1 at this moment, when they have met some 1 in the last few days"

Some people are worth breaking your own rules for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill this in later...

I'm not saying it's a line that annoys me.

It's just what I like to think about the laydeeeez on my friends list.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

No one just wanting to put another notch on their bed post!

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By *londiedd OP Woman
over a year ago

fife

Oh and another...........semi professional photographer!!! aye right!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Just because I say I will meet you,

do not start acting like a bloody Octopus, as soon as you turn up!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"will try anything once, twice if i like it.

twice just to make sure

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"can breathe through my ears"

"just ask me..."

"free anytime"

"mobile number in profile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will fill this in later"

Ditto it just shouts lazy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had any complaints

im a fab virgin

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

looking for a Prince, but am willing to kiss a few frogs along the way!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"looking for a Prince, but am willing to kiss a few frogs along the way!

whoops that made me chuckle.. would anybody seriously ... I mean SERIOUSLY go with that?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"looking for a Prince, but am willing to kiss a few frogs along the way!

whoops that made me chuckle.. would anybody seriously ... I mean SERIOUSLY go with that? "

It made me smile when I read it!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Have some experience but we're not hardened swingers

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

No Dwarfs, I don't care how big your Snake is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there's a few

One that does get me though is people who don't have face pics on their profile saying 'do not message us without face pics'

In other words, 'we will check you out but if we don't fancy you, we won't offer you the same in return'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If I do invite you round, please do not wipe your cock in the velvet curtains,

If you do, you won't be invited round again for another go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no location "

Or pointless ones like "the back of beyond!" Then they post in the forums about being contacted by people from the other end of the country: go figure!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"no location

Or pointless ones like "the back of beyond!" Then they post in the forums about being contacted by people from the other end of the country: go figure!

Some people are so thick, they think you need a bloody passport just to visit the Isle of Wight!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Please Guys, no more Cock shots, You've seen one, you have seen them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""cannot accommodate" ... with no explanation ... from "single" men

I can't accommodate and I'm a single woman. It could be that they live in shared accommodation or have had to move back in with their folks for a bit for some reason.

In my case it's because I lodge in someone else's house and can't have people round to stay.

In these times of high housing costs, high unemployment and difficulty finding a decent job, I expect this is going to be an increasing trend.

If I'm interested in them I'll ask them why they can't accommodate when they're single.

I don't yet have a profile pet hate but I've not been here long! Give me time

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