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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

One willy warmer to defrost one frozen appendage.

Bloody hell I'm going to have to check for frost bite when I get in

It was that bloody cold as I was working today

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

You work naked ?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You work naked ?"

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx "
my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and seriously any excuse xx

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx"

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx"

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx "

longer jacket maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ?"
no its juice xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ?"

Well, it would have to be a ruddy BIG CUP to fit them both on!

Actually, Hot Orange and Mango cordial is tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me "
id stick my tongue out but there no emoji for it xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx

longer jacket maybe"

Can't I need free movement from the waist down for safety reasons and I have to wear a tool belt so my hands are free for safety reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ?

Well, it would have to be a ruddy BIG CUP to fit them both on!

Actually, Hot Orange and Mango cordial is tasty."
it is I love it and hot vimto xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitted willy warmer

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah mine is too... (Good idea John, I can use that as a "size excuse" for a couple of months)

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ? no its juice xx"

Ok.

I haven't woken up yet

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me id stick my tongue out but there no emoji for it xx"

I no someone needs to come up with a spanking emoji to and a restraining one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me id stick my tongue out but there no emoji for it xx

I no someone needs to come up with a spanking emoji to and a restraining one "
and a bitey lip I do that ALOT xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You put an orange and a mango in a cup and heated it up ? no its juice xx

Ok.

I haven't woken up yet "
no problem xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Knitted willy warmer

Problem solved "

Someone's knitting me one

I just haven't got round to picking it up yet

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me id stick my tongue out but there no emoji for it xx

I no someone needs to come up with a spanking emoji to and a restraining one and a bitey lip I do that ALOT xx"

and a hair pulling one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx my hands are nice and warm got them round a cup of hot orange and mango xx

You bloody tease you want to go over my knee

Just keep tempting me id stick my tongue out but there no emoji for it xx

I no someone needs to come up with a spanking emoji to and a restraining one and a bitey lip I do that ALOT xx

and a hair pulling one "
yeah that's a good one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterproof trousers and thermal undies OP

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

You need to find a willing mouth to warm it up for you John.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

you need waterproof trousers.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"You work naked ?

No I work outside but I get wet so I'm bloody frozen from the waist down hoping to warm up defrost on the drive home xx

longer jacket maybe

Can't I need free movement from the waist down for safety reasons and I have to wear a tool belt so my hands are free for safety reasons. "

Sounds hot

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Borrow Rossi's sock

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You need to find a willing mouth to warm it up for you John. "

Are you offering by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine what your tool belt consists of xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I can only imagine what your tool belt consists of xx"

Work one or play one I have two

Prefer my play one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only imagine what your tool belt consists of xx

Work one or play one I have two

Prefer my play one "
ohhhhh im sure you do playtime is always more fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side the cold weather is great for hard nips photos

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley


"You need to find a willing mouth to warm it up for you John.

Are you offering by any chance "

I might if you were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to knit yourself a willy warmer

Or just use a very warm sock

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I can only imagine what your tool belt consists of xx

Work one or play one I have two

Prefer my play one ohhhhh im sure you do playtime is always more fun xx"

Oooooh playtime can we make it a all day affair I'm very demanding I think the words insatiable with it comes to play day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only imagine what your tool belt consists of xx

Work one or play one I have two

Prefer my play one ohhhhh im sure you do playtime is always more fun xx

Oooooh playtime can we make it a all day affair I'm very demanding I think the words insatiable with it comes to play day "
xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"On the plus side the cold weather is great for hard nips photos "

where's a wolf whistle emoji when you want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you need to have a word with admin xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On the plus side the cold weather is great for hard nips photos

where's a wolf whistle emoji when you want one "

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPCzDtsrfPQ

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