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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's cold today!

How would you warm up the poster above you?

No skipping, lamppost pissing or being unkind please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold today!

How would you warm up the poster above you?

No skipping, lamppost pissing or being unkind please! "
lend you one of my big cosy jumpers

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Put them in the airing cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take you to the gym and handcuff you to the treadmill on high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold today!

How would you warm up the poster above you?

No skipping, lamppost pissing or being unkind please! "

Tuck her up in bed with a good movie and lots of hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's cold today!

How would you warm up the poster above you?

No skipping, lamppost pissing or being unkind please!

Tuck her up in bed with a good movie and lots of hot chocolate "

I vote for this one!

I'd give your thighs a rub!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light the log burner and a bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manhug

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

A snuggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snuggle "
is this the lady of the couple?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snuggle "

A brew and a natter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*warms hands* one cwtch, coming up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A snuggle is this the lady of the couple? "

Be a human blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snuggle is this the lady of the couple?

Be a human blanket"

I'll be big spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them borrow my faux fur coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold today!

How would you warm up the poster above you?

No skipping, lamppost pissing or being unkind please!

Tuck her up in bed with a good movie and lots of hot chocolate

I vote for this one!

I'd give your thighs a rub! "

Just tell me when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa and if the need arose, a man hug.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A cuppa and if the need arose, a man hug. "

Give them a big cigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body heats the way forward.. so definitely a snuggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cuppa and if the need arose, a man hug.

Give them a big cigar "

You need a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body heats the way forward.. so definitely a snuggle "

Sorry Shelle do you want a scarf as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body heats the way forward.. so definitely a snuggle

Sorry Shelle do you want a scarf as well "

No thanks...cant wear them.. makes me itch... but a pair of manly hairy arms on the other hand would be far more better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you not miss somebody on these threads.

By the time I've written my answer the thread has moved on at least 3or four posts. Especially if it's a woman im replying to and then it can be as many as a dozen trying to piss on her lamppost.

So as a gesture.

Whoever is above me I'll warm them up with a cup of hot vimpto and a blanket. That's the best I can do that's safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point proved. It was pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at OP i thought you was offering a leg over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp"

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends "

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that. "

I'll get you an egg timer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that.

I'll get you an egg timer "

Pour warm choc on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that.

I'll get you an egg timer

Pour warm choc on you!"

I'll get it ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that.

I'll get you an egg timer

Pour warm choc on you!

I'll get it ready "

He's already in bed so I would give him a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point proved. It was pp

It wasn't we posted at the same time and as you can see I made amends

I can't believe it took me 3 mins to reply.

I always thought I was quicker than that.

I'll get you an egg timer

Pour warm choc on you!

I'll get it ready "

Hot oily naked massage for PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle under the duvet on the sofa. Hands out of sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run a nice hot bath....with scented candles too of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea.

Tea seems more warming than coffee somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join you for a brisk jog? That'll soon warm y'up!

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By *jcmjcCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Turn the heating up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn the heating up"

I can think of several ways I'd like to get Mrs warmed up. Mmmm

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Make you a brew.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm oil massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good suggle up under a thick duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot toddy

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot toddy

Mrs x"

Or mulled wine on a thick sheepskin rug in front of an open fire. Followed by a sensual massage.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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A full body hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle and hand warmers

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hot water bottle and hand warmers "

Throw a ball for him lol!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"A full body hug"

Best way to warm someone up is to get into bed before them say 20mins with too many blankets. Then they jump in when you are as hot as an iron. So much fun bringing the jumper inner.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"A full body hug

Best way to warm someone up is to get into bed before them say 20mins with too many blankets. Then they jump in when you are as hot as an iron. So much fun bringing the jumper inner. "

I have always found letting off a few farts warms the air around you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A full body hug

Best way to warm someone up is to get into bed before them say 20mins with too many blankets. Then they jump in when you are as hot as an iron. So much fun bringing the jumper inner.

I have always found letting off a few farts warms the air around you

"

Brandies all round

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hot bath and warm towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwtches

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cwtches "

Take pooch on a brisk walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cwtches

Take pooch on a brisk walk "

Join us on a brisk walk

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cwtches

Take pooch on a brisk walk

Join us on a brisk walk "

That's the plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cwtches

Take pooch on a brisk walk

Join us on a brisk walk

That's the plan! "

A perfect plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come share my bath then cum share my bed then ill have to put u back outside to cool u down then bring u in a give u some irish stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let you freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just looking for a hot tub big enough for everyone. Bring a towel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A fur coat for MrsMac

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Aww, I got left out to freeze in me skimpy babydoll!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body heat, but just where you put them cold hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww, I got left out to freeze in me skimpy babydoll!! "

I'd let you join me under my happy blanket

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Aww, I got left out to freeze in me skimpy babydoll!! "

Noooooooo come on over frisky, I got a bowl of oxtail soup and a fresh warm crusty roll with your name on it. I'll even let you wrap up in my fave fleece blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot bath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A ticket to the Maldives and a dip in the warm sea for Peaches and Frisky x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh look, now I scored two ladies and a gent to warm me up - lucky man!!

Mulled claret all round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cover you in mustard

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A ticket to the Maldives and a dip in the warm sea for Peaches and Frisky x"

Aww nice, you get a classy IDX to play with, that'll warm you up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh look, now I scored two ladies and a gent to warm me up - lucky man!!

Mulled claret all round! "

Fully body hot oil massage and hot stone therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immolation.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Flamethrower (in the nicest possible way of course )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks. Simply socks. the nice fluffy kinda, in fact I'll lend him my tog socks xxx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Skin on skin is the best way of heat transfer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sauna session. Sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding."

Brand the profile pic of yours onto my arse big boy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Branding."

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake. "

A tea candle and a cuddle. The tea candle is probably warmer than me at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake. "

I won't let it fail.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail. "

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm "

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A ticket to the Maldives and a dip in the warm sea for Peaches and Frisky x

Aww nice, you get a classy IDX to play with, that'll warm you up! "

As long as it's short coupled and 16.2 +

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom "

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call out mountain rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Release hundreds of billions of tonnes of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film!"
no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film! no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe "

Made him sweat a bit though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film! no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe

Made him sweat a bit though!"

Would you stroke your pussy as you watched me almost get lasered? Like Blofeld. He stroked his pussy. Just wanted to clear that up.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A ticket to the Maldives and a dip in the warm sea for Peaches and Frisky x

Aww nice, you get a classy IDX to play with, that'll warm you up!

As long as it's short coupled and 16.2 + "

Ooh now yer talking my language!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film! no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe

Made him sweat a bit though!

Would you stroke your pussy as you watched me almost get lasered? Like Blofeld. He stroked his pussy. Just wanted to clear that up. "

Gold space blanket I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film! no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe

Made him sweat a bit though!

Would you stroke your pussy as you watched me almost get lasered? Like Blofeld. He stroked his pussy. Just wanted to clear that up.

Gold space blanket I reckon "

Goldshläger!

(Cinnamon schnapps with gold flakes in it! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Branding.

Full body sleeping bag with just enough room for me to squeeze in too.

If that failed. Burn at the stake.

I won't let it fail.

Jump into bed naked using body warmth to keep us warm

Bring. It. On. Assuming this is Mrs and not Mr buxom

Laser Death Ray a la Bond film! no one ever got killed by that so I feel safe

Made him sweat a bit though!

Would you stroke your pussy as you watched me almost get lasered? Like Blofeld. He stroked his pussy. Just wanted to clear that up.

Gold space blanket I reckon

Goldshläger!

(Cinnamon schnapps with gold flakes in it! )"

Goldenschlong right here

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

A piping hot Irish coffee

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A piping hot Irish coffee "

Brandies all round (again!!)

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"A snuggle is this the lady of the couple? "

Yes...this is Flik

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"A snuggle

A brew and a natter!"

Ooh that would be one hell of a convo

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A snuggle

A brew and a natter!

Ooh that would be one hell of a convo "

A roaring fire in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snuggle

A brew and a natter!

Ooh that would be one hell of a convo

A roaring fire in a pub"

I'd begin with a lot of licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would use my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would use my imagination

"

Big man hug for you bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would use my imagination

Big man hug for you bro. "

It's not that cold... Jim's still erect! Haha

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I would use my imagination

Big man hug for you bro. "

Man hug to it a few drinks in a pub with an open fire

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