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"tic tock look at the clock...excited ![]() OOOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhh tick tock indeedy!!!! I looked at the clock and decided to finish EARLY today ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"tic tock look at the clock...excited ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooooooooooooooooh yea!!!! Meeting someone very special tonight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooooooooooooooooh are you now...well there is a puzzle for me to figure out...talk about dangling a carrot lol Im sure you will be pampered silly tho ![]() ![]() Heeheehee - you just CANT resist a puzzle can you?!?!?!?!?! Well actually - regardless i said no hints - i am being joined by 3 glorious pussies ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() Ooooooooooooh yeah ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() Ooooh you have a driver do you ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() Doesnt everybody have a driver ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hehehehehehehehe wooly eyes ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If i give you my drivers number will you ring and say "GET A FECKING MOVE ON?????????????" xx | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Certainly my dear...would you like me to threaten physical violence too? lol | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ok, the number is 999 tell em to be quick or else ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sure thats the right number hun? i called it and they sounded cross when i mentioned bottoms and marrows and then said someone would be round to pick me up shortly.....i tried to explain they needed to pick you up ![]() | |||
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"You greedy lil madam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn it - and here was me having a good wank making myself scream so that they would charge up the stairs and get me.... .....fuckers. They are sacked ![]() | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol" Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-) | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-)" Hmmmmmmm so you are leaving quite early eh......travelling far are you? dig dig dig...snuffle snuffle..... | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-) Hmmmmmmm so you are leaving quite early eh......travelling far are you? dig dig dig...snuffle snuffle....." Hahahahahahaha Just said the driver was arriving at half past (supposedly ) didnt say i wasnt going to drag em off to bed for an hour first now did i.....lol | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-) Hmmmmmmm so you are leaving quite early eh......travelling far are you? dig dig dig...snuffle snuffle..... Hahahahahahaha Just said the driver was arriving at half past (supposedly ) didnt say i wasnt going to drag em off to bed for an hour first now did i.....lol" that still only takes it to 5.30.....traveling far are you? lol | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-) Hmmmmmmm so you are leaving quite early eh......travelling far are you? dig dig dig...snuffle snuffle..... Hahahahahahaha Just said the driver was arriving at half past (supposedly ) didnt say i wasnt going to drag em off to bed for an hour first now did i.....lol that still only takes it to 5.30.....traveling far are you? lol" Are Phoenix's good fishers...??? Cos you is trying GOOOOOOOOD baby!!! And answer is......MAYBE.....lol | |||
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"your driver turned up yet? lol Nope - bored waiting!!! Bastard......soooooooooo gonna get it...lol Half past - PAH - we shall see....;-) Hmmmmmmm so you are leaving quite early eh......travelling far are you? dig dig dig...snuffle snuffle..... Hahahahahahaha Just said the driver was arriving at half past (supposedly ) didnt say i wasnt going to drag em off to bed for an hour first now did i.....lol that still only takes it to 5.30.....traveling far are you? lol Are Phoenix's good fishers...??? Cos you is trying GOOOOOOOOD baby!!! And answer is......MAYBE.....lol" thats a yes then......right route planner, draws circle on map within a 3 hrs driving radius of you.....quick browse online...............why the fuck you going to Abergavenny to see a goat? | |||
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"OMFG!!! You DID call 999... ....there is a fire engine outside my house!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PMSFL told ya ![]() | |||
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"OMFG!!! You DID call 999... ....there is a fire engine outside my house!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ya must have gev em wrong house number tho - they seem to be after the person across the road - better check on Mr Notts.....lol | |||
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"OMFG!!! You DID call 999... ....there is a fire engine outside my house!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() shit he been playing with matches again Grrrrrr | |||
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"And t'other driver fecking LATE now. I said 4pm, then it went to half past - now its 45past!!! Tekkin the piss....its getting all dark and grey outside. I have already had a wank - what else can i do while i wait???" that is late, hope you suitablypunish the other driver...go flirt with the firemen ![]() | |||
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"And t'other driver fecking LATE now. I said 4pm, then it went to half past - now its 45past!!! Tekkin the piss....its getting all dark and grey outside. I have already had a wank - what else can i do while i wait??? that is late, hope you suitablypunish the other driver...go flirt with the firemen ![]() Already been out to "move my car"....lol | |||
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"awww its nice and sunny up here ![]() is Abergavenny up your way...??? | |||
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"awww its nice and sunny up here ![]() ish lol but I dont have any goats.... ![]() | |||
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"awww its nice and sunny up here ![]() ![]() Damn - i really want an old goat tonight - they really give me the horn...lol oooooooooooooohhh knock knock at my door...is it my driver - or is it the firemen...??? | |||
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"both?" nah - just me driver. Firemen have gone ![]() ![]() | |||
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"both? nah - just me driver. Firemen have gone ![]() ![]() dont call me "some pussie" am pussy n boots and dont yer forget it | |||
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"both? nah - just me driver. Firemen have gone ![]() ![]() Ooooooooooooooooh get you trying to be all dominant!!! Come over here so i can spannk that little ass of yours right to bed!!!! | |||
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