FabSwingers.com forum: Dilemma

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm moving Friday but chucking a load of stuff but my mattress is the problem, it's disgusting I've had it almost 8 years and I've flipped it over so it's both sides. Stains where my daughter was a baby/toddler and peed in my bed, the worst things are all the blobs where I've come through over the years (sorry to be disgusting) but how can I hide it for it to go out the front to be collected by the council guys?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Bin-bags and duct-tape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover it in a cheap sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old fitted sheets on both sides?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

They have seen worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is a hilarious dilemma! Sounds like it needs burning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any old bedsheets? Just put a couple on it. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always worry about this problem. The only sugestion i have is to get some string and fold the mattress in half with the worst side hidden and tie up with string. Thats what we have done.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm moving Friday but chucking a load of stuff but my mattress is the problem, it's disgusting I've had it almost 8 years and I've flipped it over so it's both sides. Stains where my daughter was a baby/toddler and peed in my bed, the worst things are all the blobs where I've come through over the years (sorry to be disgusting) but how can I hide it for it to go out the front to be collected by the council guys?"

Get an old bed sheet (that your happy to throw out, cover one side, then bend in half, with said sheet on outside. Then keep it folded down with brown tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dump it in somebody else's garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow?

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

Sounds crazy maybe but how about painting it? Most people have an old tin laying about somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow? "

I'd be philosophical about the period stains, jealous as fuck about the cum stains

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?"

Is this how to get rid of a mattress or a body??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get a couple of cheap Fitted sheets from a Supermarket for under £5 I recon. If it's bothering you that much

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?

Is this how to get rid of a mattress or a body??"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just gonna keep it indoors till they come and run it out quickly when the coast is clear.

This is stressing me out thinking about it, probably the whole thought of moving is stressing me the mattress in particular. The whole reason I've not chucked it sooner is cos of the stains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it out at night and put it in front or someone else's house lol.

But easier to cover it with black bags and sellotape. Just cover one side and lay it down on the floor and put other things your getting rid of on top.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Any way you could get it in a car and take it to your local tip?

Either way I'm sure they've seen a lot worse and probably wouldn't even notice, although understand why it might be worrying you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have seen worse"

Tie it up and make it worse. Paint etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Accidentally ' spill a bit of paint on it from maybe a tester pot in blue or green so it's obviously paint lol, it'll dry and cover and look ok

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

eBay!

Some strange people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow? "

As a woman also, I would think nothing of it, it happens unfortunately. I've come on many times in the night over the years

it's not like mattresses are cheap..can't afford to replace every time it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so grossed out by this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very British problem. I've never given two shits what people think about the stuff I've thrown out. Although now I can't help thinking back about all the stuff I should have been embarrassed about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eBay!

Some strange people out there

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow? "

Its natural not dusgusting, these things happen. Period stains are normal, not nice but normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or put it out when it's raining lol

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By *adrMan
over a year ago

Near Bedford

Don't worry about it - bin men will have seen worse & since you are moving why worry about the neighbours? They will have forgotten you by next week, anyway. Good luck with the move & (maybe) a new beginning.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow? "

I would think what a disgusting cow

Why didn't you clean it after you bled on it?

Cold water and soap would of got it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?"

I've done this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either use duct tape and use bin bags

Or wait for them to Cum and then take it out then ..might be easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just gonna keep it indoors till they come and run it out quickly when the coast is clear.

This is stressing me out thinking about it, probably the whole thought of moving is stressing me the mattress in particular. The whole reason I've not chucked it sooner is cos of the stains! "

Stop stressing. Just do the black bag and tape thing and fuck other people's opinions. Life is too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a sharpie pen and ring them all...and write what they all are and date them. Sign it Tracey Emin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torch it outside then dispose of what's left

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Take it out at night and put it in front or someone else's house lol.

Try scrubbing it with vanish

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am mortified for you

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Dirty cow! I'm joking btw, I'd be a bit embarrassed but you're moving anyway so don't worry about it. Just be out when they collect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?"

Nah, thats dead bodies. Matreses yer just sling over the nearest hedge.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

In the middle of the night, tie it onto the roof of your car, drive the streets until you find a skip and stick it in it..

I believe it's the law that all skips needs to have a mattress in them, so you'd only be helping someone out that might be breaking the law..

If you get caught doing it, just tell them that Mrs Spanishbrunette told you it was fine..

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Bury it in the garden, a new 6ft x3ft earth mound should not worry the new folks......

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Are you getting brand new mattress op?'if so you can use the wrapping from that to cover up ...kaz

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm now wondering if you could put a matress in a bale-wrapper.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stain it with something else. Paint?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Pour tea all over it tonight.. ...by the time it is collected the whole thing will be evenly stained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sell it ebay or similar..like some do with worn knickers.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Get a Stanley knife and cut the offending portions out?!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"sell it ebay or similar..like some do with worn knickers.

Hahaha, make a fortune!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you getting brand new mattress op?'if so you can use the wrapping from that to cover up ...kaz"

I will be buying a new bed but my new house still isn't ready yet. All of my stuff is going to storage and my daughter and I are going to stay with my mother till it's ready. Won't be buying a new bed till I have an idea when my house will be ready. They knocked a chimney breast out to move the stair case and loads of things have gone wrong! I'm not panicking though. Will save money living with my Mam!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I understand your worry though when the bin men come just pretend it was left by someone else

Otherwise burn it in bits at night, secretly

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Get a Stanley knife and cut the offending portions out?!!

But is it art?

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

That a mighty fine idea..... good luck hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I understand your worry though when the bin men come just pretend it was left by someone else

Otherwise burn it in bits at night, secretly

I've had to pay for them to take the 3 items and they have the address to pick up from. I poured some vodkat vodka over the stains and they've come out a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donate it to the local shelter they a love it x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

When you get your new one, get a soft blanket and a mattress protector. Wash, then final rinse in lots of fabric conditioner. FC repels fluid somewhat so put the blanket and then protector on the mattress. It's also far comfier to sleep on.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Donate it to the local shelter they a love it x"

They only want nearly new stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you get your new one, get a soft blanket and a mattress protector. Wash, then final rinse in lots of fabric conditioner. FC repels fluid somewhat so put the blanket and then protector on the mattress. It's also far comfier to sleep on.

They're old stains from not long after I gave birth and had practically a whole year of irregular heavy lady times (politest way I can say it!) I haven't had an accident like that for a long time but I will buy mattress protectors for this new one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could burn it?

On the other hand you could show the lads those mighty fine shirt potatoes and they wouldn't give a toss about the mattress!

I know I wouldn't

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh I ruined a mattress not a year after buying it (first time I could afford a new one) not that long ago after the ravages of perimenopause took hold.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donate it to the local shelter they a love it x"

Yeah, those homeless people don't deserve a mattress that isn't stained to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was sorting my garden we found a mattress buried, it was folded up with string. Firstly I was scared to what was inside, second I was mortified about taking it to the tip. I also took my neighbours as theirs had just been sat in the walk way for months and due to the rain they stank! So trying to avoid the men at the tip because I was embarrassed, as why would any normal person take someone else's stuff, well I did and I was seen and offered help, I made it clear they weren't mine, but even still doesn't mean they believed me.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm amazed that none of the used knicker collectors haven't posted on here offering to pick it up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Sweat stains and dribble stains can't be seen, that's what goes a horrible yellow colour, normally noticed more on pillows. I think it's vile and when I notice it I buy new pillows. My ex used to sweat loads and it was disgusting.

When you're bleeding heavy, like after a baby, sometimes you don't notice until the next morning that you've leaked through and by that time it's soaked into the mattress, I've never been able to remove the stain, only made it fade in colour.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Get some chalk & draw the outline of a body using the staines as a guide of where to draw it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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When you're bleeding heavy, like after a baby, sometimes you don't notice until the next morning that you've leaked through and by that time it's soaked into the mattress,. "

I am female, I know about bleeding. I never woke up in the middle of the night to clean anything that leaked either, but I gave it a good go when noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

What if you're asleep when it happens and by the time you wake up in the morning it's too late. I've always tried to clean them but they just went bigger and faded slightly. Maybe I should have spent more time scrubbing my mattress in the mornings but I had a new born baby to see to.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Then you clean it as soon as you can, like most people would....although going by this thread it seems lots are like you and left it.

I am not sure how long " just had a baby " is a good enough excuse not to try and clean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I have my priorities wrong, but when I wake up in the morning my last concern is to scrub my mattress. I rarely have a period now, but if I did I wouldn't think right I need to scrub my mattress. I'd be up sorting my kids out, probably give the mattress a quick pay down with a damp sponge and cleaner, but until I get home in the afternoon I don't have the time to clean it straight away.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A little tip for anyone with this, the last time it happened to me I had face wipes next to me and tried them just to get to it a bit quicker as I was late for work, and it really did bring it up cleaner.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lolol think of the children !!!! I love it.

Hey, if you people don't want to clean your mattress as soon as you can it is up to you

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

You will ideally be rolling the mattress anyway and sealing it with duct tape so very little would show and tbh the guys collecting it are in no way interested enough to be examining it.

They want to have it easy to pick up though on the van.or skip and on to the next job!

And do you know them personally

Will you meet hem again especially you're moving

They aren't interested in you so stop wasting energy on that and get on with stuff for the move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lolol think of the children !!!! I love it.

Hey, if you people don't want to clean your mattress as soon as you can it is up to you

I just roll over onto it. Out of sight, out of mind.

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By *ewbyABCWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham and Peterborough

You can get mattress bags for moving, check amazon or eBay or even a removal company, I used one years ago. Good luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I have my priorities wrong, but when I wake up in the morning my last concern is to scrub my mattress. I rarely have a period now, but if I did I wouldn't think right I need to scrub my mattress. I'd be up sorting my kids out, probably give the mattress a quick pay down with a damp sponge and cleaner, but until I get home in the afternoon I don't have the time to clean it straight away."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For your new mattress get a topper. They are lovely n soft to sleep on n go in the washing machine. I was mine on a cold wash once a month n it's like new. Xxx

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Your moving why care what the neighbours and bin men think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of the fitted sheets but my fitted sheets are all parts of sets and don't really want to buy more to cover it.

Bin bags and tape I could do maybe, or was thinking to roll it in half and put the little 2 seater sofa on top of it that I'm chucking and just hope none of my neighbours see it when it's picked up.

If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow?

I would think what a disgusting cow

Why didn't you clean it after you bled on it?

Cold water and soap would of got it out"
have to say I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donate it to the local shelter they a love it x"
a blood stained mattress? Really?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha this is a hilarious dilemma! Sounds like it needs burning lol

Sounds like it wouldn't burn either....lol

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get yourself down the charity shops and buy a king size duvet cover and use that to cover it. I'm sure asda etc do them for a couple of quid this time of year to get rid of last year's stock.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

In the early hours take it out and put it in someone else's garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just gonna keep it indoors till they come and run it out quickly when the coast is clear.

This is stressing me out thinking about it, probably the whole thought of moving is stressing me the mattress in particular. The whole reason I've not chucked it sooner is cos of the stains! "

Does it look anything like the Shroud of Turin? You could be on to a winner here

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

Ffs is this period mattress thread still going

Take it with you

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donate it to the local shelter they a love it x a blood stained mattress? Really?!

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This was my thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs is this period mattress thread still going

Take it with you

Problem solved "

Nah, it's old and some of the springs have gone too from years of my daughter jumping on the bed.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Ffs is this period mattress thread still going

Take it with you

Problem solved "

dont like a thread, dont coment in the 1st place or keep going back just to b rude. problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would the bin men give a shit about the stains on your mattress ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drag it round the corner in the middle of the night and put it outside a neighbours house .

Then deny all knowledge it ever happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why would the bin men give a shit about the stains on your mattress ??"

It's the neighbours. I know most the people in my street, my mother is my neighbour, my auntie is my diaganol opposite neighbour, I'm gonna be back and forth this street for ever and having a grotty mattress outside my house just feels embarrassing, I can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would the bin men give a shit about the stains on your mattress ??

Keep it or clean it then, problem solved

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Soap and water is your friend

Then a hairdryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must have stunk

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Ffs is this period mattress thread still going

Take it with you

Problem solved

dont like a thread, dont coment in the 1st place or keep going back just to b rude. problem solved.

Troll off

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents! "

Exactly, disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed that none of the used knicker collectors haven't posted on here offering to pick it up for you."

Smear a full jar of Nutella over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God there are some precious folk about on this site.

It's mother nature. It sometimes goes through mattress protectors and a lot of products are rubbish at getting the blood out. It might get most out, but there will still be evidence.

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

jeez where's that rant thread gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents!

Exactly, disgusting "

And what happens if your gynaecological issues mean you soak through that? And the underwear you had on...and the pyjama trousers and the towel you placed between mattress protector and the sheet etc?

Oh to be perfect

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over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents!

Exactly, disgusting

Oh to be perfect

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it's not about being perfect. It's about basic hygiene and cleaning.

I'm sure if it had happened on the sofa, it wouldn't just be left for all to see... why should the bed which you sleep in be any different?

Anyway, if the op is that bothered she can use carrier bags to cover it as has already been suggested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God there are some precious folk about on this site.

It's mother nature. It sometimes goes through mattress protectors and a lot of products are rubbish at getting the blood out. It might get most out, but there will still be evidence.

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

jeez where's that rant thread gone...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents!

Exactly, disgusting

Oh to be perfect

You can get rubberised sheets.

From dunelm amongst others.

I had one when I was pregnant in case my waters broke on my new mattress!

My 4 year old has them on her bed in case of accidents.

It really isn't that difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need eye bleach after reading this! Why couldn't I stop!!

I don't understand why you didn't buy a mattress protector after the first couple of accidents!

Exactly, disgusting

Oh to be perfect

Like any self respecting person you would clean it up, not sleep on it for the next 12 or so months

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I guess it's too soon to ask

Is squirting pee?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Too soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too soon?"
sniff the mattress and find out

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Too soon? sniff the mattress and find out

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ace's top tip. An old shower curtain works well as a mattress protector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fair to it in the back garden lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

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Would you spring into action if something was spilt on furniture or a carpet in your lounge? Or would you leave that?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

The only way I know of properly "dissapearing" blood, is by spitting on it and keeping it moist until you can chuck it in the wash (using biological washing powder), this is because the enzymes in your spit start to digest the blood.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Set fire to it in the back garden lol"

Fuck, it's that ripe it will go up like a Californian Forest after a spring and summer with no rain....

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer. "
I totally disagree with this as period blood DOES wash out. Fact. As does blood after you have given birth. If the mattress is stained enough to cause embarrassment, then tough. Deal with it or clean it. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's probably some perve on here that would happily collect it from you in its current condition!

Failing that, I wouldn't get hung up about it. We all have a mattress like that.

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over a year ago

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

...

Would you spring into action if something was spilt on furniture or a carpet in your lounge? Or would you leave that?"
my thoughts exactly!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer. I totally disagree with this as period blood DOES wash out. Fact. As does blood after you have given birth. If the mattress is stained enough to cause embarrassment, then tough. Deal with it or clean it. Simple. "

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

...

Would you spring into action if something was spilt on furniture or a carpet in your lounge? Or would you leave that? my thoughts exactly! "

What if you are asleep at the time?

When I first had my ileostomy, I still bled quite heavily from mt rectal stump for a while, but since that part of my gut was no longer working, added to the fact that I was recovering from major surgery, it didn't wake me up, so you had to deal in the morning, when you did wake.....

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over a year ago

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"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer. "

I think it depends on how quick you tend to it. A bit like anything, if you are quick enough you can catch it before it goes deep. Not noticing it for a while is harder to shift, but it can be done but as I am always last out of the bed and make it as I get out, it used to be a quick spot for me.

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

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it's not pure blood though is it?!

I think there are lots of women who wash their clothes, bedding, and other things after an accident, who aren't worried about the state of their mattress. I think the op even admits she didn't clean it... and has soiled BOTH sides over the years.... I actually cannot believe people find this perfectly acceptable and part of being a woman?! If she had given birth at home, in get lounge for instance, the place would have been scrubbed.

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

Must be having different periods to what I used to have, because I used to throw my underwear away if it stained as it would never come fully out.

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over a year ago

And not all of us are a Kim Woodburn waiting for a domestic emergency to spring into action with our marigolds.

...

Would you spring into action if something was spilt on furniture or a carpet in your lounge? Or would you leave that?"

Depends if it was white wine or red

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

Must be having different periods to what I used to have, because I used to throw my underwear away if it stained as it would never come fully out.

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if I woke to a blood soaked mattress id scrub it. Go to the shop and find something which takes out blood stains. Use hot water and bleach.

I would not leave it, and continue on without preparing the bed. I also wouldn't flip it and carry on..

each to their own. Obviously all the ladies who leave blood on their mattress and just carry on to do so, are very different to me! But I'm fine with that

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

Must be having different periods to what I used to have, because I used to throw my underwear away if it stained as it would never come fully out.

Blood will come out of clothes if washed on a cold wash. Hot wash seals in the stain xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?"

Jeez, she's not a serial killer lol!

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over a year ago

"Bin-bags and duct-tape?

Jeez, she's not a serial killer lol!

"
you might have a different _iew after seeing it

haha (joking) .

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

Really?

So if I find it hard to get a blood stain out of a white shirt after seveal washes, period blood must be some kind of magical substance then?

I can get the stain to fade considerably, obviously, but it doesn't come out.

Must be having different periods to what I used to have, because I used to throw my underwear away if it stained as it would never come fully out.

if I woke to a blood soaked mattress id scrub it. Go to the shop and find something which takes out blood stains. Use hot water and bleach.

I would not leave it, and continue on without preparing the bed. I also wouldn't flip it and carry on..

each to their own. Obviously all the ladies who leave blood on their mattress and just carry on to do so, are very different to me! But I'm fine with that

That's fine to say that, I've never found any stain remover products to work on clothes let alone a mattress that soaks things up.

Like I've already said, if rather a small blood stain that has faded, through an attempt of being washed, than a sweat/dribble stained mattress. They're marks you can't see until it's set and come back up to surface to leave a horrible yellow outlined patch. If people have the money to continually replace their mattress then fair play, but not everyone does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often have to remove old mattresses. Yes i work for the council boo.hiss...and yes ive seen it all. Worst one ive moved was one that someone had died on..all bodily fluids on that. Another was where someone had been stabbed. Dont worry about it!!

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over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer. "

I keep a gallon of spit exactly for this occasion. It's not hard to keep your mattress stainless, just be less of a slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer.

I keep a gallon of spit exactly for this occasion. It's not hard to keep your mattress stainless, just be less of a slut."

Ah yes having a period makes you a slut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer.

I keep a gallon of spit exactly for this occasion. It's not hard to keep your mattress stainless, just be less of a slut.

Ah yes having a period makes you a slut... "

Course it does...ask eve.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't believe you're all still discussing period blood on a mattress.

i seriously doubt anyone whose job it is to remove such household goods gives two shits as to the state of them. cant imagine them tutting oooh she should have used bicarbonate soda on that stain.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry perfect people. I don't see the bit where anyone asked for housekeeping advice

Binbags would be my thought.

I had to dispose of a cream sofa with bloodstains all over it. Not from excessive menstruation, but who could actually know? It was taken without comment. Possibly with judgement but I don't give 2 shits about that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer.

I keep a gallon of spit exactly for this occasion. It's not hard to keep your mattress stainless, just be less of a slut."

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do we stand on fake tan stains? My mattress has a shroud like outline on my side of the bed. I'm not sure if this makes me a negligent sloven or not.

I'd go for the cheapo fitted sheet option, you can get one in Asda for a few quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. I hadn't realised the op had been auditioning her mattress for the role of butcher's block.

Stains on mattresses are pretty difficult to get off. They're not easy to wash, rinse and dry...

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"You can get a couple of cheap Fitted sheets from a Supermarket for under £5 I recon. If it's bothering you that much "

Yep! This!!!! Xx

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

For future....I'm now using mattress protectors under the fitted sheet. Brilliant idea xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right I'm about to take it out the front. It has to go where my bin bags go and everyone in the street knows I'm moving so they'll know it's mine. Poured some vodka on the stains which seems to have faded them even more. Folding it in half and going to put my little sofa on top of it!

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Even adding in the new information about family on the street

I still hold with my reply.

If it's as knackered as you say (sounds like my old one) you can roll it up and tape it

Then if you must tape a sheet round it

1. Rolled far easier for you and the guys to move

2. Less on show

You will ideally be rolling the mattress anyway and sealing it with duct tape so very little would show and tbh the guys collecting it are in no way interested enough to be examining it.

They want to have it easy to pick up though on the van.or skip and on to the next job!

And do you know them personally

Will you meet hem again especially you're moving

They aren't interested in you so stop wasting energy on that and get on with stuff for the move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure if anyone knows, but if you clean the stain as soon as it happens, it disappears

Blood doesn't, it just kinda fades and spreads out.

I suspect that you can't generate enough spit for a period kind of stain anyway, and you can hardly bung a mattress in the washer.

I keep a gallon of spit exactly for this occasion. It's not hard to keep your mattress stainless, just be less of a slut.

The bulge in my cheek was my tongue OP. Like you, I have life pressures and many priorities above de-staining my mattress. Also I have never seen a used mattress without some sort of staining - that's why you're throwing it out after all!

I couldn't understand why you'd even stress about something like this, until I read some of the dirty mattress critiques here.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Sell it as ART by whoever it was done that trashed bedroom ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know, it's not like I pooped it and rolled around in my mess, I did try and clean it when it happened but it just gets bigger and fades slightly but it's still there. Anyway what I did was rip the platform balance that was under the mattress on the divan and I rolled the mattress in half and tied it with the ripped valance, strategically covering the two blobs with the sheet! Also put the sofa on top of it. Looks a right mess out there, 14 binbags full of crap but I've chucked some outside my mothers house.

The gypsies are coming at 10am to take my old treadmill as well so hopefully everything will be gone before removal men get here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 binbags full of crap but I've chucked some outside my mothers house.

^ my mum would absolutely kick my arse.

She kicks my arse if I don't put my cup in the dishwasher when I go round.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

my ancient sprung mattress i rolled up and carried down the stairs by myself, one in good condition I couldn't, the replacement mattress it took 2hours to battle up the stairs as it wouldn't bend enough to fit!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

mine was 9 yrs and 5house moves ago.....

big sis got me a knew 1 for my 30th its soooooo good!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

mine was 9 yrs and 5house moves ago.....

big sis got me a knew 1 for my 30th its soooooo good!

eurgh *new!!feckibg autobollox!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

mine was 9 yrs and 5house moves ago.....

big sis got me a knew 1 for my 30th its soooooo good!

What did she get you?

I'm thinking of getting the Simba Hybrid next but I'm worried the memory foam top layer will be too hot. I'm starting the planning early as it took me two years to decide on the current mattress.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

mine was 9 yrs and 5house moves ago.....

big sis got me a knew 1 for my 30th its soooooo good!

What did she get you?

I'm thinking of getting the Simba Hybrid next but I'm worried the memory foam top layer will be too hot. I'm starting the planning early as it took me two years to decide on the current mattress.

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cant remember what it is, but its thick, sprung, with a memory foam top, comfy, firm, and i dont sink, got in October so not hot weather tested yet.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Mine never get really ancient but even so, I think it would be harder to move rolled up as it's so deep.

mine was 9 yrs and 5house moves ago.....

big sis got me a knew 1 for my 30th its soooooo good!

What did she get you?

I'm thinking of getting the Simba Hybrid next but I'm worried the memory foam top layer will be too hot. I'm starting the planning early as it took me two years to decide on the current mattress.

Try one with a latex top layer like the Leesa, or go for natural latex (they breath better and don't 'hug').

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

Cold water and soap gets blood stains of anything...even period mattresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aince its being chucked anyway mix up a big batch of blaxkcurrent juce and pour it into one massive stain.

Put matress out in full _iew of everyone.

Wait for the police to come and investigate the murder.

Molest policemen

Wveryones a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is too short for either scrubbing mattresses or giving a shit what people think about the stains on an 8 year old mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is this thread still going lol just chuck the mattress get a new one it's gross if you got stains all over it from piss and cum geez sort it one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is this thread still going lol just chuck the mattress get a new one it's gross if you got stains all over it from piss and cum geez sort it one "
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over a year ago

"Aince its being chucked anyway mix up a big batch of blaxkcurrent juce and pour it into one massive stain.

Put matress out in full _iew of everyone.

Wait for the police to come and investigate the murder.

Molest policemen

Wveryones a winner

It's gone, it went at half 7!

You slept on that mattress! Well I had two on top of one and other didn't I, remember I said it was like princess and the pea. The mattress on top of the hanging one was quite new and no stains but I took that one to the tip myself cos it was clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had my mattress about 9 years and it looks like new as I use a mattress protector and I dont have anyone pissing or shitting in my bed

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Believe me once it's knackered and springs are popping through with big dips in it no matter shere ypu lie or how you turn it...it's do able!

My new one on the other hand takes me an hour nearly to turn over because it is firm and new and nice still...once I've done that job I'm pooped for the rest of the day!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Well that must be a relief for the OP that it's gone

I don't remember her asking for advice on being 'dirty' because she's had a mattress with a life though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Believe me once it's knackered and springs are popping through with big dips in it no matter shere ypu lie or how you turn it...it's do able!

My new one on the other hand takes me an hour nearly to turn over because it is firm and new and nice still...once I've done that job I'm pooped for the rest of the day! "

I've never had a mattress get to the point of springs popping through and sagging in the middle.

My turning technique is now down to about 20 minutes.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Well that must be a relief for the OP that it's gone

I don't remember her asking for advice on being 'dirty' because she's had a mattress with a life though

She asked this question though "If you were a neighbour and you saw a mattress outside with period stains on it would you just think oh yeah it happens or Jesus what a disgusting cow?"

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over a year ago

"Ive had my mattress about 9 years and it looks like new as I use a mattress protector and I dont have anyone pissing or shitting in my bed

Yeah you said, they prefer your landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had my mattress about 9 years and it looks like new as I use a mattress protector and I dont have anyone pissing or shitting in my bed

Yeah you said, they prefer your landing

Ha Ha well said

Naughty

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"How are you all rolling your mattresses?

Mine is many inches deep and sprung. I can barely turn it every month so I doubt I'd be able to roll it up.

Believe me once it's knackered and springs are popping through with big dips in it no matter shere ypu lie or how you turn it...it's do able!

My new one on the other hand takes me an hour nearly to turn over because it is firm and new and nice still...once I've done that job I'm pooped for the rest of the day!

I've never had a mattress get to the point of springs popping through and sagging in the middle.

My turning technique is now down to about 20 minutes."

Well maybe unfortunately some people can't always afford to replace them when they would like.

I was only able to (and it felt like a treat) do mine when I got made redundant.

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