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"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now "Let's wait and see  | |||
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"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now
Let's wait and see"I have a feeling its going to come true.. | |||
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"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now
Let's wait and see
I have a feeling its going to come true.. "rubs hands in anticipation | |||
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"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange "id like to see photographic evidence  | |||
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"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange
id like to see photographic evidence "We NEED to see photographic evidence | |||
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"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange
id like to see photographic evidence
We NEED to see photographic evidence"WE DO INDEED | |||
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"I'll have one as my avatar and some on my profile, looks like my bonking days are finished after that "ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol | |||
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"I'll have one as my avatar and some on my profile, looks like my bonking days are finished after that
ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol" | |||
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"ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol "Well we've cracked it then Kev lol | |||
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"ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol Well we've cracked it then Kev lol" we have ordered one each Jezabel, here goes our street cred | |||
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"We NEED to see photographic evidence" Do we? really? | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do??? "Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak "Doesn't take much speaking normally | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally "Oi | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi "Double Oi | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oi"Smacks kev's bottom | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oi
Smacks kev's bottom "I would think he would like that | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
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Double Oi"wide open  | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oi
Smacks kev's bottom
I would think he would like that "errrrr I think so too... hahaha | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
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Double Oiwide open "I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics "Your on | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
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Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on "I think a night out is in order.. | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on "No touching, were in the mankini models union | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
No touching, were in the mankini models union " | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
No touching, were in the mankini models union "I'll just bring a cold water spray | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
I think a night out is in order.. "sounds good | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
No touching, were in the mankini models union
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
I think a night out is in order..
sounds good"It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
I think a night out is in order..
sounds good
It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx"I'm game if you and they are | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
I think a night out is in order..
sounds good
It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx
I'm game if you and they are"I am game xx | |||
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"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???
Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak
Doesn't take much speaking normally
Oi
Double Oiwide open
I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics
Your on
I think a night out is in order..
sounds good
It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx
I'm game if you and they are
I am game xx"So come on guys? | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up "Diamond and I will be your bodyguards | |||
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"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange
id like to see photographic evidence
We NEED to see photographic evidence"NOOOO!! We don't!!! | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards"Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards
Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own "you fucker | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards
Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own "Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards
Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own
Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini "you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards
Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own
Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini
you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa "You are on | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy "Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2 | |||
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"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up
Diamond and I will be your bodyguards
Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own
Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini
you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa "Slingshot anyone | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy
Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2 "bugger them???????? | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy "Oy keep out of it you were in enough trouble | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy
Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2 "Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy
Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2
Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay "Ok when are you free | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy
Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2
bugger them????????"Not quite not on canal street haha | |||
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"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy
Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2
Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay
Ok when are you free "Errrrr Monday to Sunday....... | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this "And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ................... | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ................... "You seem to have handled them well enough | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ................... "Get it right Anastasia and Drusilla and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips"Why wax strips | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips"GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips "Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips
Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics" | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips
GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back "get yer self back here it doesn't hurt much | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips
Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips
GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back "You can run, but you can't hide | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips
GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back get yer self back here it doesn't hurt much"dont be wimps .... it dont hurt at all ... hahahahahah | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips
Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics
I'd rather fight you than let you wax me bits "Well either that or I can shave you | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips
GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back get yer self back here it doesn't hurt much
dont be wimps .... it dont hurt at all ... hahahahahah "You tell em | |||
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"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this
And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me ...................
Get it right
Anastasia and Drusilla
and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips
Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics
I'd rather fight you than let you wax me bits
Well either that or I can shave you"hmm rope might come in handy lol | |||
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"shave my bits "Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after | |||
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"Doesn't bother me ladies I already do it "Yes but it has to pass my smooth test | |||
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"Doesn't bother me ladies I already do it
Yes but it has to pass my smooth test" | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after"erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers "No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage"I'll assume the position | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position "Just lie back, I'll be gentle | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position "that will make your eyes water | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle "Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack | |||
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"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me "ya wuss | |||
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"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me
ya wuss"Come here and say that | |||
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"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me "Awww I'll kiss it better afterwards | |||
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"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me
ya wuss
Come here and say that "Ok ya big wuss | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack "Shall I hold him down? | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?"ohhhh yes | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes "Make sure he has something to bite down on! | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on! "yes a dildo | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo "Oooooh your cruel! | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo "I now have this wierd picture in my mind | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo
I now have this wierd picture in my mind "I won't sleep | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo
I now have this wierd picture in my mind
I won't sleep "dont worry i will video it all and you can have a re run when ever you like | |||
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"shave my bits
Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo
I now have this wierd picture in my mind
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Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after
erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers
No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage
I'll assume the position
Just lie back, I'll be gentle
Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack
Shall I hold him down?
ohhhh yes
Make sure he has something to bite down on!
yes a dildo
I now have this wierd picture in my mind
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"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it Yes thanks mate ................ I'd never leave a man down"SAS Special Arse Savers | |||
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"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha Oh I have one of those tooGulps "And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber | |||
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"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha Oh I have one of those tooGulps
And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber"and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same? | |||
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"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha Oh I have one of those tooGulps
I am getting rather worried, so over to you mate "dont be afraid .... be very afraid lol hehehe hahahha hehehehe | |||
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ya wuss
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"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha Oh I have one of those tooGulps
And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber
and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same?"I'll get some more Veet  | |||
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And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber
and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same?"Ohhh it is | |||
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ya wuss
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ya wuss
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ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol "Yep | |||
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There is nothing in the rules against terrorising 2 grown men - I have checked "more like wilted now | |||
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There is nothing in the rules against terrorising 2 grown men - I have checked "GROWN MEN LOL | |||
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ya wuss
you were saying earlier??!!!! Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev
and my white flag and plasters "No surrending here | |||
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ya wuss
you were saying earlier??!!!! Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev
and my white flag and plasters
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
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aww dont be afraid ... come into my web "Said the spider to the flies | |||
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web "Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal | |||
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ya wuss
you were saying earlier??!!!! Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev
and my white flag and plasters
No surrending here
the white flag is to carry my balls home in "What a tough guy like you | |||
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Said the spider to the flies
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Said the spider to the flies
but such a lovable spider "Of course | |||
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal "no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left | |||
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"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers
ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Said the spider to the flies
but such a lovable spider
Of course " | |||
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ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Said the spider to the flies
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ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal
no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left "erm no I fancy going left this time it's safer | |||
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Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal
no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left "And don;t forget my Guinness | |||
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ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol
Yep
aww dont be afraid ... come into my web
Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal
no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left
erm no I fancy going left this time it's safer "left id good | |||
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"kev and pp in their mankini's looking at their wee weeny's, wondering if they should shave look down below and give a wave, cut throat razor at the ready for this task you need to be steady." | |||
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You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat "awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat
awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning " to late so ner ner | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat
awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning "Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A? | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat
awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat
awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning
Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A?"havnt started, went for a power walk instead and have to take car for MOT retest in a mo, maybe start monday lol | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning .
You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat
awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning
Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A?
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"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!! Except one ball kept on falling out. "Photo please | |||
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"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!! Except one ball kept on falling out.
Photo please "do you really want to see one...... I can upload if you want | |||
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"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!! Except one ball kept on falling out.
Photo please
do you really want to see one...... I can upload if you want"Show brotherhood with Kev and PP | |||
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"I have seen PP in a mankini did I see one on Obi also at some time.. Not seen ryan in one yet tho
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"This challenge is well over 2 years old...I remember it fondly lol " I was thinking of manchester last year | |||
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"I have seen PP in a mankini did I see one on Obi also at some time.. Not seen ryan in one yet tho
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