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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you been up to? And what are you doing now? Working? Procrastiperving?Doing the dishes? Lurking? Hanging the curtains? Whatever the hell you're doing, share and chat here. If you don't post on threads, join in. All the cool kids are doing it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

None of your beeswax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching TV and wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tonight, I shall mostly be eating mushy peas. When I get bored, I may chuck in some cheddar and convert to cheesy peas

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Getting to know people before I go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might have a cold.

How have you been? What have you been up to today, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None of your beeswax"

That's your prerogative.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums."

Oh Daniel, haven't you got ANY paperwork to do ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting my anus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Fisting my anus."

Can you take photos?

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Reading my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fisting my anus.

Can you take photos? "

I don't have any hands spare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight, I shall mostly be eating mushy peas. When I get bored, I may chuck in some cheddar and convert to cheesy peas "

What a difference 24 hours make.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim, how's the fabbing and fapping going? I'm not going to sleep for some time and am not doing anything productive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fisting my anus."

Don't ruin the dream, Lib

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I rarely watch tv, but tonight I'm on my third episode of Criminal Minds

I really should go to bed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fisting my anus."

Just a normal day, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I might have a cold.

How have you been? What have you been up to today, Jim?"

Colds suck. Meh and meh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug "

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I rarely watch tv, but tonight I'm on my third episode of Criminal Minds

I really should go to bed"

Finish this episode, then get to bed.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Evening Jim. I'm off the bed shortly. Last long shift tomorrow. Then let the fun commence Xxxx Suzi

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm not here I should really be in bed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off."

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums.

Oh Daniel, haven't you got ANY paperwork to do ffs "

I am just way too efficient Ace Got it out the way yesterday so tonight is YouTube music night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim, how's the fabbing and fapping going? I'm not going to sleep for some time and am not doing anything productive. "

Funny you should ask, very well thanks. Unproductivity is the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lurking here. It's been a shitty day and forums always cheer me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder! "

I'm here to help.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fisting my anus.

Can you take photos?

I don't have any hands spare. "

How are you typing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fisting my anus.

Can you take photos?

I don't have any hands spare.

How are you typing?"

Speech to text. I ask Siri to talk dirty to me too.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Fisting my anus.

Can you take photos?

I don't have any hands spare.

How are you typing?"

With his nose obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lurking here. It's been a shitty day and forums always cheer me up "

Tomorrow is a new day. Have you considered getting out more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently in the process of re-installing everything on my PC due to a hard drive failure this morning.

Really could do without this hassle, but hey ho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not here I should really be in bed "

Who said that?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder! "

Leccie blankets are the work of the devil

One of ma ex's had one and I had to take the fuse out of the plug to convince her it was fucked and I didn't want sauteing when we got into bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Currently in the process of re-installing everything on my PC due to a hard drive failure this morning.

Really could do without this hassle, but hey ho!"

What a kerfuffle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fisting my anus.

Can you take photos?

I don't have any hands spare.

How are you typing?

Speech to text. I ask Siri to talk dirty to me too."

All I can say is, lucky fists.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder!

I'm here to help. "

Every little 'elps!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums.

Oh Daniel, haven't you got ANY paperwork to do ffs

I am just way too efficient Ace Got it out the way yesterday so tonight is YouTube music night "

Good lad

I bought 2 cds today, check out The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I'm off the bed shortly. Last long shift tomorrow. Then let the fun commence Xxxx Suzi"

Good evening and good night.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder!

Leccie blankets are the work of the devil

One of ma ex's had one and I had to take the fuse out of the plug to convince her it was fucked and I didn't want sauteing when we got into bed "

We have one of those that you can heat each side independently. Keeps hubby of my side

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder!

Leccie blankets are the work of the devil

One of ma ex's had one and I had to take the fuse out of the plug to convince her it was fucked and I didn't want sauteing when we got into bed

We have one of those that you can heat each side independently. Keeps hubby of my side "

*off*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, in bed, with my leccie blanket on, nice and snug

Nice, don't forget to turn the electric blanket off.

Just done it Jim, thanks for the reminder!

I'm here to help.

Every little 'elps! "

Less of the little, even if it is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just binging movies on Sky Day off work tomorrow and nowhere to be, so why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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You don't say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being tempted by a very sexy lady lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just binging movies on Sky Day off work tomorrow and nowhere to be, so why not "

Beautiful, happy binging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums.

Oh Daniel, haven't you got ANY paperwork to do ffs

I am just way too efficient Ace Got it out the way yesterday so tonight is YouTube music night

Good lad

I bought 2 cds today, check out The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew

"

I'm in a Janes Addiction mood tonight....

https://youtu.be/43iW8oB20Ps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being tempted by a very sexy lady lol "

I do like sexy ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace, Dan, nice links.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

I find myself once again feet up and brew in hand perusing these fine forums.

Oh Daniel, haven't you got ANY paperwork to do ffs

I am just way too efficient Ace Got it out the way yesterday so tonight is YouTube music night

Good lad

I bought 2 cds today, check out The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew

"

I love that band. Brothers is the best album...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should've used a space earlier. I'll make up for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, have I told you lately that I like your bum!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just perving around on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shameless perving before bed

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Awaiting midnight and playing Snakebird.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jim, have I told you lately that I like your mum!?"

Who doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, have I told you lately that I like your bum!?"

You can say it as often as you like. I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awaiting midnight and playing Snakebird."

Not long to go now. I only have Snake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, have I told you lately that I like your mum!?

Who doesn't "

She's awesome!

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By *itchcockMan
over a year ago

London

Speech to text with Siri? So you asked "am I famous"...

Try Alexa next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dsh, Floris, you're perverts.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bought 2 cds today, check out The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew

I love that band. Brothers is the best album..."

I'm doing it in reverse

I bought El Camino & Turn Blue today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dsh, Floris, you're perverts."

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dsh, Floris, you're perverts.

Guilty as charged "

You're going down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dsh, Floris, you're perverts.

Guilty as charged

You're going down."

Can Miss Blue eyes be there for my descent ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dsh, Floris, you're perverts.

Guilty as charged

You're going down.

Can Miss Blue eyes be there for my descent ? "

I dunno, ask her yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum "

I'm not his type, not masculine enough.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum "

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room "

Whilst doing press ups with an erection.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I rarely watch tv, but tonight I'm on my third episode of Criminal Minds

I really should go to bed

Finish this episode, then get to bed."

Now I've got sucked in to an episode of Cold Case... I am in bed at least now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I rarely watch tv, but tonight I'm on my third episode of Criminal Minds

I really should go to bed

Finish this episode, then get to bed.

Now I've got sucked in to an episode of Cold Case... I am in bed at least now! "

I'm pleased you're in bed, you're getting there. I like it when ladies are getting there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/01/17 00:26:04]"

What's Samantha up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim, how's the fabbing and fapping going? I'm not going to sleep for some time and am not doing anything productive. "

Same here!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm not here I should really be in bed

Who said that?"

No idea - but least she's in bed now

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Texting away with a big smile on my face after a very lovely day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not here I should really be in bed

Who said that?

No idea - but least she's in bed now "

Good girl, nice avatar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Texting away with a big smile on my face after a very lovely day "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room

Whilst doing press ups with an erection."

If both of you were doing that.....hang on a sec....I think we need a Sexolympic Games

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room

Whilst doing press ups with an erection.

If both of you were doing that.....hang on a sec....I think we need a Sexolympic Games "

No blue pills allowed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room

Whilst doing press ups with an erection.

If both of you were doing that.....hang on a sec....I think we need a Sexolympic Games

No blue pills allowed."

Yeah that's cool, but the winner has to get their mouth round the starting pistol, which will be conveniently concealed within ma pants. And I will be pleased to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian is coming round to ruin Jim's sexy bum

But maybe you can prevent that by having Babestation on when he walks into the room

Whilst doing press ups with an erection.

If both of you were doing that.....hang on a sec....I think we need a Sexolympic Games

No blue pills allowed.

Yeah that's cool, but the winner has to get their mouth round the starting pistol, which will be conveniently concealed within ma pants. And I will be pleased to see you "

That is

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm not here I should really be in bed

Who said that?

No idea - but least she's in bed now

Good girl, nice avatar."

Well thank you kindly sire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not here I should really be in bed

Who said that?

No idea - but least she's in bed now

Good girl, nice avatar.

Well thank you kindly sire "

You're very welcome.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well thank you kindly shire "

Yeah, I've heard he's hung like a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating out of date Nutella.

If you don't hear from me tomorrow...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No blade, no bows, leave your weapons here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No blade, no bows, leave your weapons here."

Now bows? Dickie, or part of the front of a ship?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"No blade, no bows, leave your weapons here.

Now bows? Dickie, or part of the front of a ship? "

No need to stand on ceremony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X"

Brian had a meltdown. I'm okay, I can't speak for everyone else.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X"

Evening Eve, I think everyone else has deserted us.....I'm fine though, I'm about to make some cheese on toast if ya fancy a slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx"

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating out of date Nutella.

If you don't hear from me tomorrow..."

You're having quite the evening.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x"

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently "

Yes, I think "out of date nutella" was just a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently "

That was earlier, he's eating Nutella now.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Morning all sat at work as per usual perving on fab and watching American TV shows

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over a year ago


"Morning all sat at work as per usual perving on fab and watching American TV shows"

Nice work if you can get it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently

Yes, I think "out of date nutella" was just a euphemism "

Are your armpits glued together yet missus

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over a year ago


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently

Yes, I think "out of date nutella" was just a euphemism "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Brian had a meltdown. I'm okay, I can't speak for everyone else."

Oh dear! That doesn't sound good.

Glad you're OK.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Evening Eve, I think everyone else has deserted us.....I'm fine though, I'm about to make some cheese on toast if ya fancy a slice "

Evening!

Glad to hear your well. I would love some thank you. I'm a sucker for cheese on toast.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening sir jim was fast asleep as have hospital in London today but woke up come and get me back to sleep with a back rub please xxxx

You're in luck, I have two hands. x

Lib has both of his stuck where the sun don't shine apparently

Yes, I think "out of date nutella" was just a euphemism

Are your armpits glued together yet missus "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Brian had a meltdown. I'm okay, I can't speak for everyone else."

I was left completely unsurprised by the whole thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need some sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Brian had a meltdown. I'm okay, I can't speak for everyone else.

I was left completely unsurprised by the whole thing."

Me too, and I've been away for months.

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

Can't sleep again !!! Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working zzzzzzzzz"

Sleep working?

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored "

Reading this thread, how dare you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just dodged a League of Legends queue.

Don't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls "

Al the night owl here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

Reading this thread, how dare you."

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laying in bed awake. Watching TV shows. Trying to chat with people still up at this time but just ends in being blocked with no reply.

Ohh well. Keeping trying maybe I'll be lucky and fund someone to chat to and go from there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just dodged a League of Legends queue.

Don't tell anyone."

Mum's the word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm laying in bed awake. Watching TV shows. Trying to chat with people still up at this time but just ends in being blocked with no reply.

Ohh well. Keeping trying maybe I'll be lucky and fund someone to chat to and go from there.

"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need some sleep "

Put your device down, close your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X "

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X "

He's not the messiah he's just a very naughty boy

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over a year ago


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on."

Thanks

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Hiya everyone, working the night shift until 8.15 so passing time on here.

k

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over a year ago


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

Thanks "

No worries dude. Good to see a new face on the forums.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Evening Eve, I think everyone else has deserted us.....I'm fine though, I'm about to make some cheese on toast if ya fancy a slice

Evening!

Glad to hear your well. I would love some thank you. I'm a sucker for cheese on toast.

Eve. X"

*nips to the fridge and rummages through ma cheese selection......Lancashire, Leicester, Double Gloucester....Oh hang on, I had some Wensleydale, but I think it was a bad idea inviting Wallace & Gromit back here last night

Will Cheddar suffice instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya everyone, working the night shift until 8.15 so passing time on here.

k"

I hope the shift passes quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

Thanks

No worries dude. Good to see a new face on the forums."

Trying to be more active lol.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Welp, I have failed the Snakebirds. Their quest for fruit (I think, maybe) will remain unresolved until tomorrow. As will the work I was supposed to be doing.

I shall slink off to bed. Nos da.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Evening Eve, I think everyone else has deserted us.....I'm fine though, I'm about to make some cheese on toast if ya fancy a slice

Evening!

Glad to hear your well. I would love some thank you. I'm a sucker for cheese on toast.

Eve. X

*nips to the fridge and rummages through ma cheese selection......Lancashire, Leicester, Double Gloucester....Oh hang on, I had some Wensleydale, but I think it was a bad idea inviting Wallace & Gromit back here last night

Will Cheddar suffice instead?"

I prefer Wensleydale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread."

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"Welp, I have failed the Snakebirds. Their quest for fruit (I think, maybe) will remain unresolved until tomorrow. As will the work I was supposed to be doing.

I shall slink off to bed. Nos da."

Na night.

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here."

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow perverts,

Im finally about to go on my break. What have I missed? How is everyone?

Eve. X

Evening Eve, I think everyone else has deserted us.....I'm fine though, I'm about to make some cheese on toast if ya fancy a slice

Evening!

Glad to hear your well. I would love some thank you. I'm a sucker for cheese on toast.

Eve. X

*nips to the fridge and rummages through ma cheese selection......Lancashire, Leicester, Double Gloucester....Oh hang on, I had some Wensleydale, but I think it was a bad idea inviting Wallace & Gromit back here last night

Will Cheddar suffice instead?"

Of course! I'm a simple girl who likes simple pleasures.

Thank you very much.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X"

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read."

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu"

look at my hawk eyes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

Thanks

No worries dude. Good to see a new face on the forums.

Trying to be more active lol."

Well get off yer arse and put the kettle on then sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read."

I did too, he seemed a little manic and definitely upset. Hopefully he is feeling a little calmer having distanced himself from fab.

I just hope nothing bad happened to make him feel that way.

Eve. X

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes."

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro."

What you doing up at this time? You on the PC again?

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro."

I wouldn't call him mad. Perhaps his mental health isn't the best right now. If that is the case I wish him well.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Hiya everyone, working the night shift until 8.15 so passing time on here.

k

I hope the shift passes quickly."

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me "

Not while Eve's around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

Thanks

No worries dude. Good to see a new face on the forums.

Trying to be more active lol.

Well get off yer arse and put the kettle on then sis "

Do you want milk and sugar ? Lol

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around."

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya everyone, working the night shift until 8.15 so passing time on here.

k

I hope the shift passes quickly.

Thanks."

At least you can kill time with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around."

Ha ha ha you charmer!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve "

Coward!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hey Roger, keep on keeping on.

Thanks

No worries dude. Good to see a new face on the forums.

Trying to be more active lol.

Well get off yer arse and put the kettle on then sis

Do you want milk and sugar ? Lol"

Good glug of milk, no sugar. I'm sweet enough baby!

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X"

I am ! I've not yet acclimatised to the phenomenon that is called Jim

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X

I am ! I've not yet acclimatised to the phenomenon that is called Jim

X"

You may never acclimatise to some of the personalities on here ha ha.

Just pull on your big boy pants, hold tight and ride out the drama for the laughs ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X"

How rude, the both of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro.

I wouldn't call him mad. Perhaps his mental health isn't the best right now. If that is the case I wish him well."

After reading the rest it doesn't seem to me like he has a mental health problem but maybe unhealthy build up of emotions.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"SexyBrain

I wouldn't call him mad. Perhaps his mental health isn't the best right now. If that is the case I wish him well."

Agreed, he's not long come out, and maybe is experiencing something a little different to what he expected.

I wish him well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro.

What you doing up at this time? You on the PC again?

Eve. X"

In bed at last

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PhenomenonJim, bit of a mouthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X

How rude, the both of you."

Ha ha well I don't mind you looking at me but do you really want to miss the opportunity to make a newbie squirm?

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well get off yer arse and put the kettle on then sis

Do you want milk and sugar ? Lol

Good glug of milk, no sugar. I'm sweet enough baby!"

Haha anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SexyBrain

I wouldn't call him mad. Perhaps his mental health isn't the best right now. If that is the case I wish him well.

Agreed, he's not long come out, and maybe is experiencing something a little different to what he expected.

I wish him well. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait..just wait. Who's Brian?

Eve. X

SexyBrain

He's the unlos author of the Guys thread.

Ooooh yeah! I did read that thread and was going to message him but he had gone unlos already.

Hope he's OK.

Eve. X

Me too, I found that thread a little uncomfortable to read.

I just read the opening statement. He mad bro.

What you doing up at this time? You on the PC again?

Eve. X

In bed at last "

Lucky you! Totally jealous.

Eve. X

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X

I am ! I've not yet acclimatised to the phenomenon that is called Jim

X

You may never acclimatise to some of the personalities on here ha ha.

Just pull on your big boy pants, hold tight and ride out the drama for the laughs ha ha.

Eve. X"

Probably not. Oh, my main reason for coming on here is to laugh at others failed attempts at belittling me (not meaning Jim)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should really go to bed ??Thinking work in morning...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X

How rude, the both of you.

Ha ha well I don't mind you looking at me but do you really want to miss the opportunity to make a newbie squirm?

Eve. X"

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"PhenomenonJim, bit of a mouthful."

You love a good mouthful.

too far I know

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"

Well get off yer arse and put the kettle on then sis

Do you want milk and sugar ? Lol

Good glug of milk, no sugar. I'm sweet enough baby!

Haha anyone else? "

Milk and 2 sugars here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should really go to bed ??Thinking work in morning..."

What time have you got work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh here's Al the night owls

Al the night owl here.

All* Oh you hawk eye, youuuuuu

look at my hawk eyes.

How can I not. You're not just looking at me. I can feel you looking through me

Not while Eve's around.

Rather her then myself. Sorry Eve

Coward!

Eve. X

I am ! I've not yet acclimatised to the phenomenon that is called Jim

X

You may never acclimatise to some of the personalities on here ha ha.

Just pull on your big boy pants, hold tight and ride out the drama for the laughs ha ha.

Eve. X

Probably not. Oh, my main reason for coming on here is to laugh at others failed attempts at belittling me (not meaning Jim)

"

Aww we are a nice bunch really!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ran out of internet paper.

The

End

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ran out of internet paper.

The

End"

Just found a spare bit behind the sofa if that's any good

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