FabSwingers.com forum: taff's bar is open , whats your fancy ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening Fabbers , Friends and Forumites.

I hope you have all had the most splendid day.

Home from a long shift at the yogurt face , tine for a glass of wine .

I have two days off hurrah , what mischief could I get into lol.

So as I am relaxing , music on

The bar is open

What's your fancy

Pooch is on bar duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry milkshake please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely filter coffee with a very generous splash of Jamesons and some cream'. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's keep it traditional...

Gin and tonic please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry milkshake please."

Would you like a blob of vanilla ice-cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

Of course and a fancy cake or scone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish Coffee but easy on the Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely filter coffee with a very generous splash of Jamesons and some cream'. Thank you

Pooch is on the case now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Irish Coffee but easy on the Coffee

Yes boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's keep it traditional...

Gin and tonic please!

Ice and a slice ?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Pooch is on bar duty

In that case, I'll have the hair of the dog please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I'll push the boat out & have a lime & soda water, heavy on the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's keep it traditional...

Gin and tonic please!

Ice and a slice ? "

Yes please!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, in your own good time, barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch is on bar duty

In that case, I'll have the hair of the dog please.

Woof

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jd and taff my old mucker and keep em coming till I hit the deck. Cheers dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I'll push the boat out & have a lime & soda water, heavy on the ice

Yes madam and a swizzle stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, in your own good time, barkeep.

No probs Zaphod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

Of course and a fancy cake or scone ?

Nah I'm not hungry but thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

martini shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd and taff my old mucker and keep em coming till I hit the deck. Cheers dude

It's a deal boss , I will just leave the bottle in your capable hands

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A pint of shandy please pooch and some pork scratchings

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd and taff my old mucker and keep em coming till I hit the deck. Cheers dude

It's a deal boss , I will just leave the bottle in your capable hands

I always did like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

Of course and a fancy cake or scone ?

Nah I'm not hungry but thanks

Just Tea in our best china for you young lady it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of shandy please pooch and some pork scratchings "

Half and half mix ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bottle of bud,a shot and whiskey chaser. I've work in the morning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Jd and taff my old mucker and keep em coming till I hit the deck. Cheers dude

It's a deal boss , I will just leave the bottle in your capable hands

"
please dont get bladey d*unk or he will talk utter bollocks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, in your own good time, barkeep.

No probs Zaphod

“Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"martini shaken not stirred"

007 style

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

Hi Taff

I d like a wodka and please

Bliss after work

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd and taff my old mucker and keep em coming till I hit the deck. Cheers dude

It's a deal boss , I will just leave the bottle in your capable hands

please dont get bladey d*unk or he will talk utter bollocks

Same old then

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A fruit tea, something really berryey

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, in your own good time, barkeep.

No probs Zaphod

“Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.”

* is that my dirty imagination or Douglas Adams'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry milkshake please.

Would you like a blob of vanilla ice-cream

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a screaming orgasm please??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Vodka please

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By *olonel_kurtzMan
over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

A glass of your finest macallan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Taff

I d like a wodka and please

Bliss after work

My pleasure wodka in its vay lol xx

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Pooch is on bar duty

In that case, I'll have the hair of the dog please.

Woof

Does that mean the dog was the only one who found that funny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fruit tea, something really berryey

I will have a nose in the cupboard for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opihr....obviously

with a squeeze of lime lots of ice and topped with tonic. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a screaming orgasm please??"

Now that would be my pleasure

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Vodka please "

Neat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please "

Neat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of your finest macallan."

Ah a chap after my own heart

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Vodka please

Neat ? "

SNAP

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A could do with a double vodka and some calming words please because I am fucking fuming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall? "

Ha ha I will see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

Of course and a fancy cake or scone ?

Nah I'm not hungry but thanks

Just Tea in our best china for you young lady it is

Hurry up with it then please I'm parched

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Opihr....obviously

with a squeeze of lime lots of ice and topped with tonic. Thanks. "

In a chilled glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a nice cup of tea please in your finest China

Of course and a fancy cake or scone ?

Nah I'm not hungry but thanks

Just Tea in our best china for you young lady it is

Hurry up with it then please I'm parched

Yes boss I have my roller skates on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A could do with a double vodka and some calming words please because I am fucking fuming

Oh sit down enjoy and listen to some bird song xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch is on bar duty

In that case, I'll have the hair of the dog please.

Woof

Does that mean the dog was the only one who found that funny?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opihr....obviously

with a squeeze of lime lots of ice and topped with tonic. Thanks.

In a chilled glass "

you got it. Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall?

Ha ha I will see what I can do "

Use a rubber please babs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall?

Ha ha I will see what I can do

Use a rubber please babs x

Ha ha

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

"Hi Taff

I d like a wodka and please

Bliss after work

My pleasure wodka in its vay lol xx"

Ahhh, many vanks x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Vodka please

Neat?"

Yes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A could do with a double vodka and some calming words please because I am fucking fuming

Oh this was me a couple hours ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Taff

I d like a wodka and please

Bliss after work

My pleasure wodka in its vay lol xx

Ahhh, many vanks x"

Your veckome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes"

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou

The empty bottle will come in handy

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

A nice pornstar martini would go down very well right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice pornstar martini would go down very well right now "

I will ask pooch id he can whip you one up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island ice tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine please"

Yes on its way xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long island ice tea please

Pooch is making it as I type

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou

Room for another straw in there please,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I have a hot toddy as I'm starting with a cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou

Room for another straw in there please,

There is always room for.you at my bar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a hot toddy as I'm starting with a cold

Oh no , I will wip one up now x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Mmm, I'd love a rich, velvety red. What can you recommend?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Vodka please

Neat?

Yes

Ok I will pop a straw in the bottle

Thankyou

Room for another straw in there please,

Yes there is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm, I'd love a rich, velvety red. What can you recommend?

a macguigan shiraz , I am having one now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

excuse me pooch stop playing with your bone wheres my shandy

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"A could do with a double vodka and some calming words please because I am fucking fuming

Oh this was me a couple hours ago "

Snap !! Vodka and easy on the ice please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Taff ... please may I have a large glass of red. Maybe Rioja? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a hot toddy as I'm starting with a cold

Oh no , I will wip one up now x "

Can it include a lemsip please

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Mmm, I'd love a rich, velvety red. What can you recommend?

a macguigan shiraz , I am having one now

I shall join you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"excuse me pooch stop playing with your bone wheres my shandy "

He is just a busy bar pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taff ... please may I have a large glass of red. Maybe Rioja? X"

Of course you may it would be my pleasure xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large Gin & slimline tonic please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh fruit smoothie with added veg please health kick in a glass x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a hot toddy as I'm starting with a cold

Oh no , I will wip one up now x

Can it include a lemsip please

On it like a car bonnet x

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just a soda water for me please Taff, alcohol is forbidden here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a cuppa would be gratefully received in front of an open fire with cuddles and a slice of toffee waffle cheesecake mmmmm perfect way to end my day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a soda water for me please Taff, alcohol is forbidden here

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ok soda water it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh a cuppa would be gratefully received in front of an open fire with cuddles and a slice of toffee waffle cheesecake mmmmm perfect way to end my day. "

Oh that foes sound rather splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh a cuppa would be gratefully received in front of an open fire with cuddles and a slice of toffee waffle cheesecake mmmmm perfect way to end my day.

Oh that foes sound rather splendid

You wanna keep me company in front of the fire (dont tell everyone but I forgot my knickers this morning)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh a cuppa would be gratefully received in front of an open fire with cuddles and a slice of toffee waffle cheesecake mmmmm perfect way to end my day.

Oh that foes sound rather splendid

You wanna keep me company in front of the fire (dont tell everyone but I forgot my knickers this morning)"

I wont say a word lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Taff, I'm on lots of meds at the moment, so can I have Soda & Lime cordial, plenty of Ice. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh a cuppa would be gratefully received in front of an open fire with cuddles and a slice of toffee waffle cheesecake mmmmm perfect way to end my day.

Oh that foes sound rather splendid

You wanna keep me company in front of the fire (dont tell everyone but I forgot my knickers this morning)

I wont say a word lol

Wanna feel?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Jim beams black cherry please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taff, I'm on lots of meds at the moment, so can I have Soda & Lime cordial, plenty of Ice. Thanks."

Ok bud hope your ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim beams black cherry please."
most certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big glass of rum please sir - the kind that puts you off to the land of nod quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barman is looking hot tonight.I may try get the ride with him later

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Could you send me home with someone who has firm hands please, I need a back rub

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Taff, I'm on lots of meds at the moment, so can I have Soda & Lime cordial, plenty of Ice. Thanks.

Ok bud hope your ok "

Thanks. Getting better slowly but surely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big glass of rum please sir - the kind that puts you off to the land of nod quickly"

If its good enough for the navy its on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The barman is looking hot tonight.I may try get the ride with him later

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big glass of rum please sir - the kind that puts you off to the land of nod quickly

If its good enough for the navy its on its way "

Thank you taff - sooner I get today out of the way the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you send me home with someone who has firm hands please, I need a back rub

I shall ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big glass of rum please sir - the kind that puts you off to the land of nod quickly

If its good enough for the navy its on its way

Thank you taff - sooner I get today out of the way the better "

One of those days bud ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big glass of rum please sir - the kind that puts you off to the land of nod quickly

If its good enough for the navy its on its way

Thank you taff - sooner I get today out of the way the better "
rum on its way bud and the bar mans ear to get it all out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Could you send me home with someone who has firm hands please, I need a back rub

I shall ask

Thankyou

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Good evening Fabbers , Friends and Forumites.

I hope you have all had the most splendid day.

Home from a long shift at the yogurt face , tine for a glass of wine .

I have two days off hurrah , what mischief could I get into lol.

So as I am relaxing , music on

The bar is open

What's your fancy

Pooch is on bar duty

What do I fancy?

You.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'd like .... ney want some salt n vinegar pringles and another vodka and diet please x hold the ice though have sensitive teeth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and slimline tonic lemon no ice

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like .... ney want some salt n vinegar pringles and another vodka and diet please x hold the ice though have sensitive teeth x

Ok on its way and the Pringles are popped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and slimline tonic lemon no ice

Mwah

Pooch is on it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A fruit tea, something really berryey

I will have a nose in the cupboard for that

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern Comfort please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Taff

May I have a tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern Comfort please

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on its way , ice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a malty hot drink please? I'm out of the bath and sleepy. That would send me off nicely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a malty hot drink please? I'm out of the bath and sleepy. That would send me off nicely. "
Horlicks on its way x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a top up please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a top up please?

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of course you may x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large g&t please Taff, I've earned it today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I not get a tea Taff....sob sob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern Comfort please

on its way , ice ? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I not get a tea Taff....sob sob...

a cuppa in a China cup.on its way xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large g&t please Taff, I've earned it today x"

Well then you more than deserve one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I not get a tea Taff....sob sob...

a cuppa in a China cup.on its way xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I not get a tea Taff....sob sob...

a cuppa in a China cup.on its way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brew please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brew please?

Kettles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a long night shift, I'd like a pint of one of your fine craft ales... preferably something smooth, dark and rich that goes down a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a long night shift, I'd like a pint of one of your fine craft ales... preferably something smooth, dark and rich that goes down a treat"

A class pint of Orme best bitter on its way

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Coffee.....need coffee...xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee.....need coffee...xxx"

Fresh brew of coffee ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hot toddy worked a treat. Please can I have the same again tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any alcaseltzer I'm hung over, my mouth feels like a Pharos flip flop a foot fetishist had been naughty with.

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