FabSwingers.com forum: Stop hijacking threads.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Yes you, stoppit I say, just don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what's you're preferred sexual position!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I want videos on Fab!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I want videos on Fab!!!

Fuck me. Wot loser still as videos? Its all blueray now innit?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me dick pics, I'm feeling slutty.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Get rid of the cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the cock pics "

Send them to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Match with me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)"

I thought there was only a bit to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

I thought there was only a bit to it? "

Yeah but it dont matter when won knows how to use it proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the cock pics

Send them to me."

Ah hem ......... just AH HEM

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Who fancies a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the cock pics

Send them to me.

Ah hem ......... just AH HEM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

I thought there was only a bit to it?

Yeah but it dont matter when won knows how to use it proper "

I don't think there's enough there to use, let alone properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the cock pics

Send them to me.

Ah hem ......... just AH HEM

Right I'm hijacking this thread, fly me and that ass to Cuba or I light my trainers.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cake anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same old tosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

I thought there was only a bit to it?

Yeah but it dont matter when won knows how to use it proper

I don't think there's enough there to use, let alone properly."

Maybe he's going to do something improper with it.

Improper and fontetically spelled in a fony funny twatcent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

I thought there was only a bit to it?

Yeah but it dont matter when won knows how to use it proper

I don't think there's enough there to use, let alone properly."

Are yet throwin down the gorntlet? You just want to see me bend over dontcha hehe

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhubarb "

Custard

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah!"

Nice avatar Lib.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Bastards, the lot of ya.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can you tell me why I can't get meets please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

Nice avatar Lib."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOK AT ME! !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please? "

Drive to stoke and buy me a pornstar martini.

See you can at least get a social

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please? "

Start your own bloody thread!

Honestly, coffee is not going to work this time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I stay or leave when my supporter pass runs out??

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please?

Start your own bloody thread!

Honestly, coffee is not going to work this time..."
tea and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new name, any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any nice thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new name, any suggestions?"

TapAndSlickle?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If there's someone in the thread I fancy can I just start quoting them in the hopes we have a public private conversation and everyone knows I've staked a claim on them please Miss Topsy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please?

Start your own bloody thread!

Honestly, coffee is not going to work this time..."

I've got the tramadol ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle anyone....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If there's someone in the thread I fancy can I just start quoting them in the hopes we have a public private conversation and everyone knows I've staked a claim on them please Miss Topsy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please?

Start your own bloody thread!

Honestly, coffee is not going to work this time...

I've got the tramadol ready "

Ooo I like tramadol, makes me feel trippy, I like trippy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42."

Nice arse

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Genuinely the nicest person on fab

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

Nice arse

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"If there's someone in the thread I fancy can I just start quoting them in the hopes we have a public private conversation and everyone knows I've staked a claim on them please Miss Topsy?"

Ooo please. I think Joe is angling for that. I'll shout 'get a room you two' when the requotes reach 6 inches.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

pickles, do they help you sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

Nice arse

And he claims he's straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

Nice arse

And he claims he's straight.

Hes fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants tea

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I blame brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

She is

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Where did you get that lovely cushion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

Nice arse

And he claims he's straight.

Hes fab straight

Oooooooooh back to stalking him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving ....

(UNLOS)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

le chat est sur la table

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

*slaps wrist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

Hes not me.

In case thats with yer thinkin. Tho I can see why yud think that.

Im me.

Glad to clear tgat up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea 2 plenty milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

Hes not me.

In case thats with yer thinkin. Tho I can see why yud think that.

Im me.

Glad to clear tgat up for you.

I'm not him either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any bbw for chat I think your all amazing. No honest

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm fab single should I tell people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm leaving ....

(UNLOS)

She'll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely the nicest person on fab

Who?

No, I meant "Who are you?"

Hes not me.

In case thats with yer thinkin. Tho I can see why yud think that.

Im me.

Glad to clear tgat up for you.

I'm not him either "

You better not be my missus tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm fab single should I tell people?"

I'm Fab straight but don;t tell no-one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key."

Think I've waited long enough, don't you honey bunny?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

tonight Mathew, i,m going to be a spark plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

Nice scotch egg Lib."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm fab single should I tell people?

I'm Fab straight but don;t tell no-one"

I keep having sex with the same person, does that mean I have a fwb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen Jim's mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fab single should I tell people?

I'm Fab straight but don;t tell no-one"

I'm both

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I might need to leave as I think I may be pregnant

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm fab single should I tell people?

I'm Fab straight but don;t tell no-one

I'm both

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm just off to my local Chippy, anybody want anything when I'm there?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm just off to my local Chippy, anybody want anything when I'm there?"

Battered jumbo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen Jim's mum?"

His dad?

Oi swear these quiz nites used to be arder than this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key.

Think I've waited long enough, don't you honey bunny?

You're an outrageous flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key.

Think I've waited long enough, don't you honey bunny?

You're an outrageous flirt."

At least you notice me babs. I won't tell anyone if we do anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies only, not for men.

I've got a gloopy minge.....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm just off to my local Chippy, anybody want anything when I'm there?

Battered jumbo please

Jumbo what, or are you just bragging?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chocolate please!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ladies only, not for men.

I've got a gloopy minge....."

Try growing your pubes back then. It'll trap the gloop. Sorted. Next?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm just off to my local Chippy, anybody want anything when I'm there?

Battered jumbo please

Jumbo what, or are you just bragging?

Yeah I'm a hung guy...and what?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah!"

Lib.'s all dressed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

Lib.'s all dressed up.

..and nowhere to go.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chocolate please!

I've got loads but I've just eaten a mango and can't fit it in. Whatever you fancy, just ask. It's quite likely I will have it in the cupboard.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah!

Lib.'s all dressed up.

..and nowhere to go."

You can go in me if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone FAF?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah!

Lib.'s all dressed up.

..and nowhere to go."

You've borrowed Gosling's outfit from La La Land... or did he borrow yours?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Chocolate please!

I've got loads but I've just eaten a mango and can't fit it in. Whatever you fancy, just ask. It's quite likely I will have it in the cupboard.

I'd like a maltesers Easter egg please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?"

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chocolate please!

I've got loads but I've just eaten a mango and can't fit it in. Whatever you fancy, just ask. It's quite likely I will have it in the cupboard.

I'd like a maltesers Easter egg please!

Damn you. I have Maltesers (in a big bag, not a box) and I have an Easter egg from last year, but not a Malteser one. You can have both bits and combine them if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure"

No, it definitely isn't you.

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By *oraicsMan
over a year ago

naas

"Anyone FAF?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

No, it definitely isn't you.

If it means fancy a fab, that'll do. No one aint fabbed me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just accidentally cut my left hand off at the wrist and am bleeding out....should I go to A&E or try see a GP next week? What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

Lib.'s all dressed up.

..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want."

Since you offered so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just accidentally cut my left hand off at the wrist and am bleeding out....should I go to A&E or try see a GP next week? What would you do?"

If you can type that well one anded id say you neednt bover. There busy with real emergancys

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"..and nowhere to go. "

"You can go in me if you want."

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've just accidentally cut my left hand off at the wrist and am bleeding out....should I go to A&E or try see a GP next week? What would you do?"

You need to start a separate thread for that. No other treatment will work.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Should I stay or leave when my supporter pass runs out??

Just hide your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just accidentally cut my left hand off at the wrist and am bleeding out....should I go to A&E or try see a GP next week? What would you do?"

I'd chuckle at the unfortunate predicament I was in then kick back and watch a rerun of Fawlty towers.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No one even cares about my baby. I'm always ignored.

Fuck this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've just accidentally cut my left hand off at the wrist and am bleeding out....should I go to A&E or try see a GP next week? What would you do?"

Plaster?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No one even cares about my baby. I'm always ignored.

Fuck this"

I thought it was just a jumbo sausage.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No one even cares about my baby. I'm always ignored.

Fuck this

I thought it was just a jumbo sausage.

It's been growing as the day has gone on. I may have to leave fab for a while

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome? "

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it."

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?"

Did you piss on them?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?"

Is post the past tense for piss?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?"

Lib might be OK since you quoted him. For Ryan Gosling you might have to start a new thread to really stake your claim and hope someone contacts him to tell him since he doesn't (to my knowledge) frequent the fora.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Chocolate please!

I've got loads but I've just eaten a mango and can't fit it in. Whatever you fancy, just ask. It's quite likely I will have it in the cupboard.

I'd like a maltesers Easter egg please!

Damn you. I have Maltesers (in a big bag, not a box) and I have an Easter egg from last year, but not a Malteser one. You can have both bits and combine them if you want.

Magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very annoying, happened to me the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

No, it definitely isn't you.

If it means fancy a fab, that'll do. No one aint fabbed me yet

Oh i'll give you one.a fab that is.nowt else

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?

Will you leave the door open? I might come and watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I want videos on Fab!!!

Fuck me. Wot loser still as videos? Its all blueray now innit? "

Excuse me for asking but is blueray not a fish How do you play a fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

No, it definitely isn't you.

If it means fancy a fab, that'll do. No one aint fabbed me yet

Oh i'll give you one.a fab that is.nowt else

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?"

Or were you in a Moscow hotel room with some ladies? (allegedly!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I want videos on Fab!!!

Fuck me. Wot loser still as videos? Its all blueray now innit?

Excuse me for asking but is blueray not a fish How do you play a fish?"

Does the answer involve tuna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

No, it definitely isn't you.

If it means fancy a fab, that'll do. No one aint fabbed me yet

Oh i'll give you one.a fab that is.nowt else

Gave you two that OK?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Okay"

Do you lick pussy or ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to our party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay

Do you lick pussy or ass? "

Can I have a Cornetto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF?

Does that mean funny as fuck? Cos that ain't me, to be sure

No, it definitely isn't you.

If it means fancy a fab, that'll do. No one aint fabbed me yet

Oh i'll give you one.a fab that is.nowt else

Gave you two that OK?

Fuck me. As a cock-shaped, womble-shaped sweet potato ever made it to most dabbed yet?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?

Will you leave the door open? I might come and watch. "

Are you watching Lickety and Gosling? I don't think that will happen for some reason...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to our party!

Two can play that game.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/596647

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to blush luv. I know you want a bit of it

$ -)

I thought there was only a bit to it? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?

Will you leave the door open? I might come and watch.

Are you watching Lickety and Gosling? I don't think that will happen for some reason..."

Neither will Lickety and Lib. He goes UNLOS if I even drive through his county.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"..and nowhere to go.

You can go in me if you want.

Hmm. If logic holds and I quote both of you in one go does that mean we can have a threesome?

Yep. It's logic. No point arguing with it.

Is it therefore logical that as I have mentioned Ryan Gosling and Lib. in a post I can have a threesome with them?

Did you piss on them?

Will you leave the door open? I might come and watch.

Are you watching Lickety and Gosling? I don't think that will happen for some reason..."

Damn, I was hoping he would have a wand and play with himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?"

I think you're the sexiest avatar I've ever seen. I love how you tell me so much about yourself through so few words.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Send me dick pics, I'm feeling slutty."

I bought some mushy peas today

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?"

Errm, profile needs far more work done on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?"

Nah mate. Yer need one wiv the toilet bowl in it wiv a long streak of shit down the back of it (secret tip: use crunchy peanut butter).

Sadly my missus only went n made me crop that bit out dint she.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Topsy, naughty woman. How did you get away with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send me dick pics, I'm feeling slutty.

I bought some mushy peas today

Nice one.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Topsy, naughty woman. How did you get away with that?

It's my bosoms. All they see are my bosoms.

Distraction every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Meet now? I have a hotel in London

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meet now? I have a hotel in London "

Will you eat my ass and pussy? 'Cause if not I've had better offers so will pass.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Meet now? I have a hotel in London

Will you eat my ass and pussy? 'Cause if not I've had better offers so will pass."

Yeah sure. Call me Papio if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?

I think you're the sexiest avatar I've ever seen. I love how you tell me so much about yourself through so few words."

Is it because I is black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got as far as Ryan Gosling and Lib in the same paragraph and died...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking levels of highjacking going on in here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meet now? I have a hotel in London

Will you eat my ass and pussy? 'Cause if not I've had better offers so will pass.

Yeah sure. Call me Papio if you like

I'll call you Papita and return the favour

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I got as far as Ryan Gosling and Lib in the same paragraph and died... "

I had a twinge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just said my nipples look fake.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Meet now? I have a hotel in London

Will you eat my ass and pussy? 'Cause if not I've had better offers so will pass.

Yeah sure. Call me Papio if you like

I'll call you Papita and return the favour

You are so hot right now. I hope you push back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got as far as Ryan Gosling and Lib in the same paragraph and died...

I had a twinge. "

It's too much for me to deal with.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can someone take a look at my profile and tell me if it reads OK?

76 pics of my cock from different angles is ok, right?

I think you're the sexiest avatar I've ever seen. I love how you tell me so much about yourself through so few words.

Is it because I is black?"

Yeah. Got it.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Shocking levels of highjacking going on in here

Shocking. That's not what this thread was for.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oooh look, a squirrel!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oooh look, a squirrel!"

Report it!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Oooh look, a squirrel!"

Block the fucker, he's not coming on this thread.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm in and ready to use my fingers...now where shall I start?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm in and ready to use my fingers...now where shall I start?

On me, anywhere as long as it's somewhere. Not too fussed.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Kill

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thread

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Already

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No DJ, don't be a spoil sport.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oooh look, a squirrel!

Block the fucker, he's not coming on this thread. "

Too late I'm afraid, he's just found ma Topic bar which I was gonna have later

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Can you tell me why I can't get meets please? "

Because you haven't asked

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No DJ, don't be a spoil sport."

It's ok, he's bored, and it's past his bedtime bless him

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I thought so. He gets terribly petulant when he needs a nap.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I thought so. He gets terribly petulant when he needs a nap."

He tends to settle down when you call him Josephine though for some reason

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You think I ain't got this shit covered, lady?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/587400

*tuts*

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