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By *iker boy 69 OP Man
over a year ago

midlands

Crisps all run out of date on a saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep with two pillows

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I like cheese

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

the average IQ of a sun reader is 57

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Im right handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a boggie up my nose XXX

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

I'm horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog has 6 nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like Brussels sprouts

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

I've got a stomach ache

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I sleep with two pillows"

I have four but only use two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate gravy! Also hate people saying 'its all gravy'.....For the first reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all gravy, but kfc gravy is made from the scraps of the batter that the chicken is cooked in in the factories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put ketchup on everything i eat

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Gravy was invented to hide the taste of poor cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the night garden is on ceebeebies right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea doesn't make everything better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange jam is not marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. "

But Nutella does

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm horny

Snap! So am I xx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Gravy was invented to hide the taste of poor cooking. "

Curry was invented to hide the taste of "off" meat.

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

I iron my tea towels......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. "

Most things though.I'm a tea addict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any month that starts on a Sunday has a Friday the 13th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put ketchup on everything i eat"

I do do the same haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. "

LIES !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I iron my bedsheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron my bedsheets. "

I used to when I lived alone but now I've 4 boys I can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!"

actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vindaloo is Portuguese

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By *layalongCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 24/01/17 18:33:40]

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

On the approach road to the savoy hotel in London you have to drive on the right.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I iron my bedsheets.

I used to when I lived alone but now I've 4 boys I can't be bothered"

I used to as well, But I still live alone and just cant be bothered

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I can peel bananas with my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny

Snap! So am I xx"

This is my kind of fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can peel bananas with my feet

Now that something Id pay to watch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge?

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

I iron my boxer shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/01/17 18:40:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!

actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it

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I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

90% of people can't lick their elbows

and also can't rub their stomach in a clock wise direction while rubbing their head in a anti clock wise direction

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

All measurements from London are taken from Queen Eleanor's cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing gum that contains xylitol helps clean teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge? "

Rubbish

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge? "

Yes. Or "nonsense" if a second syllable is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron my boxer shorts "

I do the same

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I iron my boxer shorts "

I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron my boxer shorts

I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!"

You went too far !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!

actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it

I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with

I do live with it. ...oh...you didn't mean the chest

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

"I iron my tea towels......"

You pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought I was sad. Some of you need to hang your heads in shame

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I iron my boxer shorts

I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!

You went too far ! "

I won't mention starching my condoms then

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Any month that starts on a Sunday has a Friday the 13th"

Friday the 13th is considered bad luck because it was the date the pope turned on the Knights Templar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!

actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it

I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with

I do live with it. ...oh...you didn't mean the chest

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looking at that btw photo I could live with the chest, butt, hips, the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can peel bananas with my feet

Now that something Id pay to watch !! "

There's a foreskin joke in there somewhere

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge? "

Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are 34gg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes, and I'm one of them

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"I iron my tea towels......

You pervert!"

Quietly closing the door as I leave.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge?

Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer"

Isn't she Blige?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I iron only one of my socks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I sleep with two pillows"

So do I; one under and another (Turkish) over my head.

How about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 odd socks

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge?

Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer

Isn't she Blige? "

You might not like her music, but there's no need to call her that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the average IQ of a sun reader is 57"
beg to differ lol I'm done that know if you said daily star it goes down to 37

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"My dog has 6 nipples"

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes, and I'm one of them "

But not the only one on here as I to have green eyes.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes, and I'm one of them "

Me too, my ex did as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"...

Well, it was news to me!

Bilge?

Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer

Isn't she Blige?

You might not like her music, but there's no need to call her that!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? "

Wikipedia

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

52% of daily mail readers or racist

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"52% of daily mail readers or racist"

Cuntraversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has 6 nipples"

My father had three!!

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By *olonel_kurtzMan
over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

Sausage skin comes from a cow hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a long term relationship with mr Smirnoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron only one of my socks"

Now that is a posh wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 siblings and I'm the only one who is right handed

Mrs

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By *at1sevCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I love donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have 4 pillows and 7 scatter cussions on our bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The total population of the world would fit on the isle of Wight. Standing room only apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron only one of my socks

Now that is a posh wank."
painful wank if he irons the sock whilst it's on his cock

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By *olonel_kurtzMan
over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

"I'm in a long term relationship with mr Smirnoff

Im in love with jack daniels

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"My dog has 6 nipples

How does he smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has 6 nipples

How does he smell ? "

With his nose!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

Wikipedia"

How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"My dog has 6 nipples

My father had three!!"

Your father was Scaramanga?!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

Wikipedia

How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? "

You look it up, it tells you how many they have, and then that's how many the mamal has. Don't tell me you don't know how the internet works

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"My dog has 6 nipples

How does he smell ?

With his nose!

Oh yes.

Sorry wrong joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a whole chicken in the slow cooker. ...no idea what he looks like under the lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

Wikipedia

How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? "

Someone counts them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I iron my boxer shorts

I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!"

I don't know what an iron is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my ball bag in my bosses cup once when they pissed me off.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

Wikipedia

How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has?

You look it up, it tells you how many they have, and then that's how many the mamal has. Don't tell me you don't know how the internet works

No, I know the answer, it was asked as a segue to another odd bit of trivia for the "useless info" thread.

Mammals have twice as many nipples as the average number of offspring in a single litter, ie, humans usually produce one child at a time and have two nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest celery...it's the Devils food

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I love marzipan

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Milton Keynes was 50 years old yesterday.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I put my ball bag in my bosses cup once when they pissed me off.

The scalding fetish thread is over there...-----

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I've watched 'Dirty Dancing' more than 20times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Crisps all run out of date on a saturday"

I sent that very information out as a fun fact on an email at work yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only read a couple of posts on this thread, it's too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless fact

There is really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ...just got to find it

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

I like serial killers

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

Cows run faster uphill, than downhill. True.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

If all your socks are the same you never have to pair them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If all your socks are the same you never have to pair them."

I do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching back to the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pigs orgasm lasts Upto 30 minutes.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think Dark Matter & Dark Energy are rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like serial killers "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pigs orgasm lasts Upto 30 minutes."

Wowsers really

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"I iron my tea towels......"

so glad I'm not the only one who irons tea towels

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Useless fact

There is really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ...just got to find it

Rainbows don't have ends, they are actually circular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can goin up steps but not Down steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Useless fact

There is really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ...just got to find it

Rainbows don't have ends, they are actually circular

I can't see rainbows when in the sky, but can on photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pigs orgasm lasts Upto 30 minutes.

Wowsers really

Yeap tis true

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Crisps all run out of date on a saturday"
why?

And why would you know that?!

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

The little dot above an "i" is called a tittle. True.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

Peacocks don't mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't iron anything ..

I don't even own an iron ...

And did you know it's all in the hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't iron anything ..

I don't even own an iron ...

And did you know it's all in the hanging

"
. Teach me your wonderful ways. I fucking hate ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't iron anything ..

I don't even own an iron ...

And did you know it's all in the hanging

. Teach me your wonderful ways. I fucking hate ironing"

Just type my address in the sat nav

Ireallyamfinethanksville

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Peacocks don't mate "

They do - with pea hens - and create pea pods.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I'm on FabS

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Peacocks don't mate

They do - with pea hens - and create pea pods.

Your so full of knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin – its descendants are known today as giraffes

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin – its descendants are known today as giraffes "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

So in theory I should burn a shit load of calories at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has 6 nipples

Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has?

Wikipedia

How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has?

Well that escalated quickly

Someone counts them?"

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Vindaloo is Portuguese "

No it's not. Unless you're saying that you came from the toilet

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Vindaloo is Portuguese

No it's not. Unless you're saying that you came from the toilet

I used to have 11 fingers.

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